12.2. What would the Immortal Emperor's autobiography look like?
On the Qingbai desk, there is a book sent by He Heiniu, the title of which is "He, Changed Xiniu Hezhou - The Biography of the Black Evil Immortal Emperor".
I really didn't expect that someone would give He Heiniu a biography.
"Eighty percent is the author of the kidnapper, if you don't write it, you won't give it out, the little black house pepper water is waiting, and the author is forced to write this thing under the obscenity of He Heiniu. ”
Qingbai casually flipped through a few pages and found that the plot in it had twists and turns and bizarre, and it was indeed a good work of celebrity biographies.
"After reading his biography, I also want to make a biography for myself. ”
Qingbai spread out a piece of royal road Qiankun Manfu imperial paper, picked up his unicorn brush, and dipped it in the heaven and earth Xuanhei immortal ink, but he hadn't put down the pen for a long time.
What to write?
Qingbai thought about it for a long time and decided to write the story of his practice.
Leave your successful experience to the world.
Everyone in the world is stupid, and if they don't have the throne, they feel that they are no different from mortals.
Qingbai felt that his experience of cultivating to become an emperor should be a reference for those immortal cultivators who didn't know how to break through the bottleneck.
When Qingbai looked at the blank paper again, an hour had passed.
Qingbai sighed: "Alas!"
Xiao Yue'e on the side immediately pounced over to appease Qingbai: "Master, master, don't sigh, sighing will turn ugly!"
Qingbai showed a relieved smile, sure enough, she is still a girl, it is really the master's intimate little padded jacket.
However, Qingbai still used this to warn Yue'e of a truth.
"Silly boy, with a face like a teacher, even if it's ugly, no one can compare to my looks!"
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Seeing this, it is estimated that many viewers are not convinced. How can there be such a handsome person? This author is too exaggerated.
Actually, it's not that I'm exaggerating, but I really have such a look.
If you don't believe me, we'll do a little experiment so that you can see this right now.
First, move the handle to the lock screen key.
After that, press down.
Looking at the screen again, is it a face that no one can match?
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"Master, master, what are you going to write with a pen?"
Xiao Yue'e looked at Qingbai curiously, she really saw a master with a pen to write.
"As a teacher, you have to write about your cultivation experience, and how you cultivated as a teacher to become an emperor. ”
"Wow!" stars appeared in Xiao Yue's eyes, "Master is so great!"
Qingbai shook his head: "It's a pity that the first half of my life was so monotonous. It is to break through the level of cultivation, and then to break through the level again, and there is no bottleneck at all along the way. ”
Qingbai picked up He Heiniu's biography on the side: "Like your Heiniu uncle, it's much more exciting." ”
"Meditating in the magma rain and realizing the divine machine, I broke through the foundation in one fell swoop. Take the watermelon knife and slash all the way from the South Heavenly Gate to the North Heavenly Gate, and break through the catastrophe in the enemy's encirclement. In the land of the Demon Ancestor, he fought with the female Demon Ancestor for three days and three nights, and then the double cultivation was proved to be the ...... of Daluo"
"These are much richer and more wonderful than the experience of being a teacher. ”
Xiao Yue'e didn't want her master to lose to Uncle Hei Niu, so she used her little brain to find a way for Qingbai.
"Master, I think you should change your thinking, you need to empty your brain, find some of your childhood playmates, maybe you will be inspired. ”
"Great idea!"
Qingbai patted Xiao Yue's head excitedly, and then fled from the void.
Although the second dog is blue and white, he is really speechless, and if he says three words a day, he has played at a super level.
Can't count on him, but fortunately, Qingbai still has some childhood playmates, and now he rarely moves.
Just like Lu Xun and Runtu, their feelings for each other have become unfamiliar.
Especially after Qingbai became an immortal emperor, when they met again, there would only be hypocritical compliments.
Qingbai invested in a fairy fruit grove in his hometown, and the childhood friend who used to climb over the wall with Qingbai to catch the market, but in the end he stole a brothel, was here on an errand.
That person's name is still remembered, which is enough to prove how good the two were before.
"Zheng Peng, look who's coming?
Qingbai shouted enthusiastically at the familiar figure climbing on the tall tree.
"I'm not called Zheng Peng! I'm Wang redundant! The name you pronounce doesn't match me at all!"
Wang Duoyu knew that Qingbai was coming when he heard the voice, and after spitting out the groove, he climbed down from the tree.
"Zheng Duoyu, we haven't seen each other for a long time!"
Qingbai is still very enthusiastic to give a hug to her childhood friend who has not seen her for many years.
Wang Duoyu accepted his fate, now that he is a big boss, it would be wrong to call the wrong name, in case the correction of the mistake makes people unhappy, it will not be good to be fired.
Wang Duoyu called his seven-year-old son to get to know Qingbai.
"This is my son, Wang Xiaoyu, you must not give a meeting gift! Don't give that kind of expensive meeting gift! The two of you will talk first, and I will have to pick the fruit from the tree. ”
After the introduction, Wang Yuyu continued to climb the tree to work.
Qingbai suddenly envied Wang Yulai, he was not like himself, he lived a boring life day after day, and he could still experience the flavors of life with bells and whistles.
Even his seven-year-old son began to meditate on the spot and began to practice, trying to build a foundation for success.
Looking at his hideous face, I thought that he had also created a bottleneck in building the foundation.
Presumably, he had suffered more in cultivation than he had ever eaten in the elixir.
Qingbai was inexplicably a little jealous, but when he saw that Wang Xiaoyu finally succeeded in building the foundation, his face was filled with a happy smile.
Qingbai was also a little moved, sure enough, the stupid bird flew to the sky first to reward diligence, these words turned out to be true.
is like Qingbai, since he was cultivating, he has been fishing for two days and drying tiles for three days, and in this way, he can break through all the way and obtain the throne.
The word diligence has nothing to do with Qingbai.
However, I watched an example of reward for diligence in front of me.
Qingbai once again believed in the famous words handed down by the ancients, and sure enough, he was just with good qualifications.
It's not a success story.
Stop writing biographies to mislead people.
Wang Xiaoyu said to Qingbai how talented he was, and he was the first genius in the entire village who was no more than seven years old and had built a foundation that had succeeded 987 times.
The teacher in the village also felt that he would definitely be able to cultivate to the Jindan realm in the future.
Qingbai was once again moved by his simplicity, so Qingbai decided to raise Wang Xiaoyu's realm to the Immortal Emperor. And, help him hold it for 3 minutes.
It was a long 3 minutes, and Wang Xiaoyu was grateful and speechless.
Thinking of many years in the future, Wang Xiaoyu can proudly tell his grandson: "Your grandfather and I have experienced the realm of the Immortal Emperor for 3 minutes. Qingbai is full and gratifying, this trip is not in vain.
Wang Duoyu picked the fairy fruit, and when he was thinking about giving a few to Qingbai to taste, he found that Qingbai had long been gone.
"It's so stingy, I told you not to give a meeting gift, and I really didn't give it!"
He scolded and pulled his son, who was a little stunned, and went down the mountain, putting the picked fairy fruit in a bamboo cage and selling it.
In the end, in order to sell for a little more money, he also deliberately set up a signboard "Immortal Emperor Exclusive".
Qingbai, who was not far away, patted Ergouzi on the shoulder and asked him to buy back those immortal fruits that originally belonged to him.
Alas, the life of the Immortal Emperor is so boring and full of human feelings.