Chapter 123: Enjoyable (One Change, He League's Leader, Zhuang Zhou Haoze)
It is not surprising that Xu Lei just had this reaction, although he doesn't watch the Internet, there are many martial arts TV series nowadays.
Everyone knows that martial arts movies are fake, but whether they are true or not, everyone has heard of those related concepts.
The pills that can wash the marrow and change the tendons, put it in martial arts, are priceless treasures, and they are properly treated as protagonists.
And Xu Leigang knew very well that Feng Jun was not short of money, and the forty-five million he had left was borrowed from the other party.
A master who was not short of money, took out the legendary pill, and it was obvious that he had to worry that he could not afford it.
Feng Jun is quite satisfied with the other party's attitude - I don't ask for anything in return, but if you don't know how to cherish it, it will be a disappointment.
So he smiled, "If you buy it, you definitely can't afford it, it's not that I'm bragging, even if others want to buy it, I don't want to sell it, that is, it depends on your eyes...... I've got you for nothing. ”
"Isn't it?" Xu Leigang's mouth opened slightly, his face full of incredulity, "Such a good thing...... Given away for nothing?"
"That's right, it's for nothing," Feng Jun nodded without hesitation, "You had to ask the head of the armed police detachment for help that day, and today you helped me set up a special line, I can only say...... We're destined. ”
"Hey, what a big deal this is," Xu Lei waved his hand hurriedly, a little embarrassed, "I haven't thanked you for lending me money, brothers get along, it's important to have a heart-to-heart relationship." ”
"Yes, you're in a good relationship," Feng Jun smiled and nodded, "Seeing that you are so fat, it is too easy to have problems, so I will help you regulate your body and lose weight." ”
In fact, Xu Leigang is also afraid of problems, and at his age, he already knows the dangers of obesity, but he has not been able to exercise and lose weight.
However, he was still a little unacceptable to Feng Jun's sudden transformation from a private mine owner to a martial arts master, "You are the three robbers who used kung fu to defeat?"
Feng Jun smiled disdainfully, "That kind of goods, I can hit a hundred with one hand, and I really don't want to attract the attention of others, so I just give a slight punishment." ”
He was bragging, at that time, his internal qi was released, and he had just touched the threshold, but since he was pretending, he must still be unpredictable and profound, so as to satisfy his vanity better.
Not surprisingly, Xu Leigang accepted this explanation in its entirety, he shook his head with a smile, "Wang Weimin is really blind and has provoked you...... By the way, these jade stones of yours are not left by the master, are they?"
Feng Jun's eyes blinked, in fact, he had been scratching his head a little all along, how to explain the source of jade, and he couldn't help but be slightly stunned when he heard that the other party actually made up such a plot in his brain.
Then, he smiled noncommittally, "This...... Is it important to you?"
"It's not important, it's not important at all," Xu Leigang shook his head in fright.
At this time, he had already made up a lot of plots in his mind: Feng Jun was from a hidden sect, and there were a lot of jade in the sect, of course, since there was such a background, the quality of the jade would definitely not be too bad.
It's too reckless and undeserved.
As for the miraculous internal qi and the ability to knead stones into powder, they are all inheritances that must be possessed in the sect.
According to this calculation, it is also possible that there are pills that wash the marrow and ease the tendons.
Thinking of the excitement, he couldn't help but ask out loud again, "Master Feng, are you accepting apprentices?"
Feng Jun glanced at him with a smile, "Old Xu, you're thinking a little too much...... If you ask again, there will be nothing. ”
"Okay, okay, I won't ask," Xu Lei shook his head hurriedly, what are you kidding, don't think about apprenticeship, even the opportunity in front of you has been delayed, besides, the so-called human favor is all out of the way little by little, and the speed is not reached.
So he said very simply, "I am very grateful that Master Feng can give me this opportunity...... Is there anything I need to prepare?"
"No," Feng Jun shook his head, and after thinking about it, he added, "That's it...... It may hurt a little. ”
When Xu Lei heard this, he patted his chest and said heroically, "I'm not afraid of hurting, our army is not so squeamish." ”
He said it arrogantly, Feng Jun naturally chose to believe it, so he followed him into a guest room in the villa.
Feng Jun still remembered that when he first ate the Body Forging Pill, he ate a whole pill, Lang Zhen was quite surprised by this, saying that people who have not cultivated a sense of qi are enough to eat three achievements for the first time, otherwise the pain will be unbearable.
However, Feng Jun also remembered that he didn't feel any discomfort after eating the whole one.
So he decided to feed Xu Lei just a quarter, this kind of medicine, presumably ordinary people should be able to bear it.
Xu Lei just watched as Feng Jun took out a bottle from his bag and poured out a gray-brown pill the size of a longan.
Just when his heart was surging and his thoughts were soaring, he saw the other party split the pill in two.
The pill was not very big in the first place, and it was even smaller when it was divided into halves, and when he saw that Feng Jun was about to dissect the two halves of the pill again, Xu Lei just spoke, "No need to divide it anymore, I have a big throat and eyes, and I can definitely swallow half of it." ”
He was a little distressed when he saw that when the pill was opened, there were fine pieces of medicine residue falling on the table...... This is a pill that cleanses the marrow and strengthens the tendons.
Feng Jun glanced at him, "The first time I give it to you, I can only eat a quarter, otherwise it will hurt a lot." ”
If he said that the effect of the medicine was strong and he was worried that he would not be able to bear it, Xu Leigang probably didn't dare to say anything, but he said that he was worried about the pain, Xu Leigang didn't agree, "It's okay, I said it, the children of the army are not afraid of this." ”
Feng Jun hesitated for a moment to speak, "The strength of this medicine is relatively strong, and you don't have a sense of cultivation qi." ”
At this time, he said that the medicine was strong, and it was a little late, where did Xu Leigang want to descend? "When you didn't cultivate your sense of qi, you ate so much at once?"
"I'm different from you," Feng Jun replied as a matter of course, "I didn't feel it the first time I ate one, but...... How can you compare to me?"
As soon as Xu Lei heard this, even if he knew that the other party was a master, he couldn't help but be hot, "Then I'll eat one too, even if I'm worse than you, it's not so bad...... Well, half a is always fine, right?"
He was originally quite dissatisfied, but seeing that Feng Jun's face was getting more and more ugly, his voice became lower and lower, and finally retreated to the next best thing, only asking for half a pill.
In fact, Feng Jun felt in his heart that it didn't matter if he ate half a pill, because he would be fine if he ate one.
It's just that Lang Zhen's expression was very serious at the time, and he knew that the physical fitness of the natives on the mobile phone plane was much stronger than that of people in the real society, so he decided to let Xu Lei just eat a quarter - after all, he couldn't hurt his friends.
Now, this guy strongly asked to eat half a piece, and he couldn't discourage his enthusiasm, so he nodded, "That's fine, just half a piece." ”
The Forging Body Pill took effect as soon as he entered the mouth, Xu Lei just swallowed half of it, and blinked his eyes, "It seems to be a little hot......
After saying this for less than five seconds, he snorted, clutched his stomach, and slowly curled up, curling smaller and smaller.
In the end, he couldn't even sit on the sofa, squatted on the ground with his stomach clutched, and then slowly fell on his side on the carpet, his face became pale, and his nose kept moving, looking like he was in pain.
But on the contrary, he clenched his teeth and didn't cry out in pain.
After a while, his whole body trembled, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his forehead, and then, sweating up and down his body, he was wet like a chicken in soup in the blink of an eye.
But even so, he still didn't cry out in pain, but just let out an inexplicable muffled snort from his throat.
In the end, he finally couldn't help but scream, "Uh, I want to smoke a cigarette......"
Before he finished speaking, his eyes rolled upward, and he fainted directly.
"I'll go, I'm really a tough guy," Feng Jun smacked his mouth, he had heard a long time ago that when people suffer unbearable pain, they will faint in pain, which is actually an instinctive self-protection mechanism of the human body.
But when I heard about it, I heard about it for the first time.
He had a good impression of Xu Fatzi, but it was just an eye, he really didn't expect that such a fat guy, who looked harmless to humans and animals, and didn't seem to be able to endure anything, could have such a strong tolerance.
Sure enough, people can't look good, and Xu Fatzi repeatedly advertises that he can endure hardships, which is really not bragging.
About ten minutes later, Xu Lei just woke up and shouted in pain, "Water, water...... I'm going to drink water. ”
He can't do it without drinking water, in just ten minutes, he sweated almost six or seven pounds.
After drinking two bottles of mineral water, a wisp of blood oozed from the corner of Xu Fatzi's mouth, and it was obvious that his lips had been bitten, and then, he fainted again.
Xu Lei just fainted three times, and every time he woke up, he had to drink a lot of water.
The third time he woke up, an hour later, he lay on the ground, snorting and panting for half an hour before he slowly got up and sat on the floor, and spoke in a hoarse voice, "it...... It's so enjoyable. ”
Feng Jun had already retreated outside the room and looked at him from a distance, "How do you feel?"
"Very ...... It's very easy," Xu Lei just gasped and replied, "This little pill is really not small, I think I'm hungry enough to eat a cow now...... What are you doing so far away?"
Feng Jun wrinkled his nose, raised his hand and fanned again, "You didn't notice...... Do you stink now?"
"It stinks?" Xu Lei just raised his arm, sniffed his arm, rubbed his face again, sniffed his palm, and said suspiciously, "I don't think so...... Is it because it stinks?"
Then, he stayed there, and then, he shouted excitedly, "Feng Jun, Master Feng...... My body is oily, this is the dirt secreted by washing the marrow and tendons, right?"
"It should ...... Really, right?" Feng Jun replied uncertainly, then raised his hand again and fanned his nose, "I said, can you go take a shower? I'm going to live here recently." ”
"Immediately," Xu Lei just struggled to stand up, "No, there is no bathtub in this room, I have to find a room with a bathtub and soak in it first......"
(The first shift, Zhou Haoze, the head of the He League, has arrived, there should always be a monthly pass, right?)