Chapter 153: Decay
"Am I special?"
The fat house, who knew that he was going to die, let go of his courage and asked expectantly, and this point was also determined by the iron-dead soldiers.
"Those who can survive in this hell are undoubtedly ruthless, you are my first prey to get effortlessly, and you deserve to be favored. β
The fat house wanted to confess his state of mind when tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped by, and with the swing of the weapon, he fell into the darkness.
When the darkness turned into light again, the fat house and the iron-blooded man who was holding one leg and gnawing on it looked at each other in a daze.
"Hello. β
The fat house machine with a blank brain said hello, and then was directly shot in the head by the iron-blooded spear, and fell into darkness again.
"Strange, I do know that humans have twins,...... Do twins who not only look alike, but also taste the same, really exist?"
This was the first sentence that the fat house heard when he woke up for the second time, and then he was killed again by the iron dead soldier who shouted what was the demon, and the situation overlapped one after another, and after the iron dead soldier killed dozens of times, he stopped his hand and looked at the new fat house in front of him in disbelief.
He couldn't eat anymore......
The two of them quickly realized that the world had changed without words, and their respective bodies seemed to have undergone many strange changes, such as that they could not be killed, and that their bodies would disappear automatically after a period of time.
Therefore, the Iron Dead Soldier happily brought his infinite innovation reserve with him, and planned to leave this forest and return to the residence of the Iron Dead Soldier.
A violent ape scream interrupted the movements of the two, and an orangutan, which stood up seven or eight meters tall, chased and killed the two while shouting, 'Tell me to give me the gherkins, tell me not to give me the grapes, Lao Tzu is innovative'.
Seeing this, the fat house and the iron dead soldier in danger had to temporarily put aside the dispute and finish the offensive and defensive alliance to fight against the rampaging monkey, specifically the fat house stood up as a bait to go out to buy, and the iron dead soldier sniped from the side, and with some cooperation, the two successfully got the yi monkey.
Realizing his price, the fat house took advantage of the gap and asked the Iron Dead Soldier to no longer eat him, looking at the large group of monkeys rushing towards the two of them, the Iron Dead Soldier had no choice but to agree and kill this strange forest together.
Therefore, the strange combination of fat house + iron dead soldier is officially perceived, and this is just a microcosm of this reviled world.
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The three goddesses in the sky stared at the scene in front of them and whispered.
"It is no longer possible for the slumbers to occupy the maximum number of resources. β
The moon god thought of the scene of the iron dead soldier eating the fat house and said sentimentally: "My friends all live in the same place, and then compete with each other, and then the fittest, yes, this is the world I longed for." β
"A strong man can no longer do whatever he wants. β
The sun god looked at the Yi monkey who was repelled again and again and said sadly: "The weak and the weak have united, established the principle of lightness, and balanced the strength of strength, yes, this is the world I desire." β
"Even though we have the language of cooperation, we can't understand each other and can only kill each other?"
Eros looked at the fat house and the iron dead soldier who were firmly united in the forest and shook his head lightly, "Forget it, let's kill each other, in the contest of iron and blood, understand each other, and finally unite, this is no different from the world I desire, Darling." β
Although it is supported by the power of the world dedicated by the original stone slab, and the abuse of hundreds of millions of living beings one after another, even the demon king can't stand it, so he can only gasp and complain with hatred over and over again.
"Damn the brave! You and I will help me up, draw me a bigger circle, my father will curse them to death today! I am not good, and the world should not be stable!"
In the wrath of the Demon King, the waves of the world doubled.
Prison Robbery Calendar, the seventh day of the crescent moon......
It's been a week since that big change.
Fat House and Iron Dead Soldier, who have become friends, successfully walked out of the forest that had been shrouded in yi brilliance and arrived in the real world.
The most important reason why the two of them are related to food and oppressors is that in addition to the relentless attack of the Yi monkey, there is also the reason why the iron dead soldier Yayu wants to change to vegetarianism in the future. At this time, he wanted to vomit at the sight of meat.
After leaving the forest, the two of them unexpectedly noticed that the inside of the forest was indeed a small village that was extremely simple and uninhabited.
And the most obvious thing is the scattered thirty or forty 'people' from other cities gathered here.
So I have to put a question mark in front of people's eyes, because it is a vivid assimilation of many orcs and elves that are only noticed in fantasy stories, and what makes the fat house even more pleasant are those humans who are at a loss, each wearing contemporary whitewash that has not been washed for a long time, and they are really as good as themselves?
"Friend, I think we should go over there and have a look, the place has the mystery we want. β
The Iron Dead Soldier pointed to the sign at the entrance of the village with the sign of the consultation room, and whispered to the fat house, this place gave him a very bad feeling.
Those elves, orcs, and humans are all very distinctly like them, thrown out of their homes...... How did this village, which has no inhabitants but outsiders, perceive it?
Fat House Mingming was also aware of the problem, so after a shrug in his throat, he walked into the strange consultation room in front of him with some trepidation.
But the short and long formation made him breathe a sigh of relief, this consultation room is like a simple grocery store, full of bottles and cans, a girl in a witch costume is bored playing with a game console, after hearing someone's recent voice, he raised his head slightly and began to lazily say: "Hello outsiders, welcome to the arrival of our store, what do you want?"
"Uh...... We came to consult something, and when we went out with money, we 'suddenly' forgot to bring it. β
The fat house waved his hand again and again, and the exchange with such a cute girl always made him a little at a loss, so he could only turn to the iron dead soldier on the side, but he didn't expect the iron blood to be even bolder than him, staring at people's necks, chests and parts one after another, and was fascinated.
It's just that the hand keeps rubbing the spear, which is a little ugly, friend.
"Anyway, since you're here, there's no way you're expecting to have such a thing as hellish money. β
The shrine maiden said without pleasure, "Then what do you want to ask?"
"What's going on in this world?"
The fat house Kong Yin asked: "Why do we suddenly find the place where we are born at this time, why can't we be killed, and how should we return?"
It seems that this question has been raised too often, so the witch said lightly in a tone that coping with the words of a small protΓ©gΓ©.
"This world was abused by the demon king, because of the behavior of a brave man who almost died, the demon king expected that it would be impossible to fish for a long time, so in anger he abused the whole world, the demon king scolded you for never being able to take sick leave, scolded you for never being able to use death to make a disconnection, scolded you for your empty language, scolded you for distinguishing from your family and friends, and finally insulted you for always killing each other, always living in a hellish world...... Okay, what's the problem?"
The fat house looked at the thoughtful iron-dead soldier, then at the witch, and then showed a bewildered expression, he could understand every word of Fang Cai, and he could only be confused when combined.
"So, someone upset the adult. β
The Iron Dead Soldier said sadly: "It's just that there really is someone who can make His Royal Highness the terrifying Demon King deflated, what kind of person is the so-called brave?"
"A 13-year-old junior high school student attending a middle school. β
The witch waved her hand and said boredly: "Drag that brave man's blessing, even I, an idler, have been kicked out to open a shop." β
The Iron Dead Soldier looked up at the fat house with a shocked expression: "I have long heard that your human junior high school students are all monsters, but I didn't expect that there is such a demonic existence...... The question is, are you already one of those monster junior high school students?"
The fat house nodded with a grim face, and then frowned and said, "All in all, the situation is that we have been abused by the demon king because we are brave people who have died?
"Absolutely. β
The shrine maiden nodded, "The abuse is gone, and it's okay for you to reunite again...... It's just expensive. β
"Expensive?"
The Iron Dead Soldier waved the spear he used to eat, and said confidently, "It's easy, I'll just hunt creatures to make a profit." β
"Fool, you forgot, any creature here can be killed, except for the kind that has died of natural life. β
The shrine maiden shook her head and said, "The only way to make a profit here is to work, and it is to do heavy work, moving bricks, cutting down trees, building houses, cultivating farmland, every step of the way from culture to nothing, is a place to earn hellish money." β
The Iron Dead soldier looked sadly at the spear he used to eat, and for a long time it looked like the guy he used to eat was useless.
"Just why are we doing this?"
The fat house asked suspiciously: "Listening to your words, the Demon King seems to be a great big man, but such a big man must have many people work hard to establish a farming culture, isn't it inefficient?"
"If I could guess what the boss was thinking, there would be no need to come here and sit at the front desk at this time. β
The witch yawned and said, "Okay, after the chat, isn't there a saying that it is difficult to move without money? No matter if you want to go home, if you want to live better, there is only one way, work, work at the risk of death, as for what to do, this will guide you." β
With the voice of the witch speaking, a bat flew to the table with its henchmen, and then a blood-colored mist dispersed, and a woman was in front of the two of them.
Mao then recommended himself. β
The woman chuckled and bowed slightly, "Former Lord God Space Circulator, Tacilia is at your service, please come with me, at this time, the team of cutting trees on the farm is in urgent need of mission power to enter." β
The two of them, who were ignorant, were brought into the manufacturer by Tacilia in the same stream, and after Hakuri Reimu glanced at the two with sympathetic eyes, she began to think about the route of future profits.
There is no doubt that the Grand Duke is going to play a big game this time, and the five invectives have disrupted the whole of the world, so that all the races are fused together as siblings, and the great project will start from here...... The Grand Duke, who didn't care about anything, began to exercise his power in earnest at this time, and it was clear that it was not really due to the desire of the junior high school students to be brave.
This is confirmed by Boli Reimu, because she received the commission from the hands of the god of love, and when she arrived here, there was such a small village that could accommodate a hundred people, and the only two women who established this village, one named Tasilia and the other Chris, according to the two of them, were abducted to hell in the name of going to hell to atone for their sins, and built a small village that could accommodate at least a hundred people for him.
In other words, the process of reproducing the establishment of culture was not a temporary encouragement of the Grand Duke, nor was it due to the desire of the brave man, but he himself wanted to do so, but he was disgusted with such a thing and was too tired, so he threw the golden fruit to mankind by rewarding it to others.
Why the Grand Duke did this, what he was longing for in the world, Reimu didn't know, and she didn't dare to know, she just needed to know one thing.
How can we take advantage of the big decision of the Grand Duke?
The shrine maiden flipped through the names on her phone's address book and finally settled on Mordred.
The best, whether you can make a big deal depends on this time.
"What! You want me to steal Heavenly Father's list of buddies?!"
In the cramped supermarket, the girl's angry voice made all the rows tremble.
"Calm down. β
Bo Li Reimu waved his hand again and again: "It's just to borrow it, just to borrow it without telling him, and you father and daughter, what are you afraid of borrowing a list." β
"That's impossible!"
Mordred said categorically: "That grandma trusts the Heavenly Father, so she handed him the list with the ghost's real name written on it, if you really want it, go to the Heavenly Father yourself." β
"How did the Grand Duke give it to me. β
Hakuri Reimu sighed, "The ghosts on that list are all the right-hand men he needs to use when he opens the shop, unless it's Mordred, and you can't get there in person." β
Mordred was silent for a moment, then asked cautiously, "Report me first, what do you want that list for?"
"Business, of course. β
Bo Li Lingmeng pointed to the grocery store at his feet and said leisurely: "Xiao Mo, do you know? This small village under my feet will become a huge and friendless existence in the distance, and this land due to the abuse of the demon king, I don't know that a small village like this was born, if we have that list, we can open thousands of such grocery stores, you think about it carefully, this is a huge range of power." β
"So what? I don't lack that kind of stuff. β
Mordred looked at Reimu suspiciously: "You don't want to exercise me to make a lot of money for yourself, right?"
"That's right. β
Reimu snapped his fingers and nodded naturally: "If it weren't for the boss's strict defense, if I dared to attack you, I would have been immersed in cement and sunk to the bottom of the sea, and I wouldn't have ...... Ahem, in short, I came to you to cooperate because you don't need those things. β
Mordred shook his head inexplicably and said firmly: "Although we are friends, I won't help you with this, if you continue to talk about it, we won't even have to be friends!"
"Oh?"
Reimu didn't care about this reply at all, but it was better to say that Mordred, the princess who would inherit all the princesses of the Grand Duke, would need money and power, which was strange.
"You've got to fight over something. β
Hakuri Reimu threw out the killer idea: "Don't forget, my princess, you are not the only princess of hell for a long time, a certain woman has invaded the place that belongs to you without knowing it, oh, in the name of your mm." β
Mordred was silent for a moment and then said bitterly: "I don't know where Bichi came from, I have never been recognized by my Heavenly Father at all, and it won't be my mm!"
"But this can be changed, Tomie was born from the idea that 'men are afraid of women who are good and cannot be mastered', you should know how fatal her charm is, right?
Mordred couldn't argue with Reimu's words, although she was a little unwilling, but she was indeed better than the guy in many ways.
"So it's time for you to surprise one of your Heavenly Fathers who is in a bad mood. β
Reimu raised his hand and drew a big circle: "For example, in a huge economic circle like a monster, if the two of us work together, you will definitely be able to throw out the shameless woman who has been gluing to your heavenly father for several streets." β
Mordred couldn't help but nodded, then shook his head vigorously, took a deep breath and said, "I know, you wait for me." β
With that, Mordred turned and stepped into the gate of hell that he had noticed behind him, and when he came out again, he had already arrived in front of Reimu with a roster of the real names of various ghosts.
"Your movement is beyond my imagination. β
Hakuri Reimu said in surprise, "I thought you would hesitate for a long time. β
"I went straight to my Heavenly Father and asked for it. β
Mordred said simply: "I said that I had a big decision that needed manpower, and he gave it to me." β
Lingmeng squirted out all the tea, and said with admiration and jealousy: "Why doesn't your Heavenly Father drink porridge and drink porridge?"
Mordred looked at Reimu inexplicably, not understanding the meaning of her words.
"Forget it, I have a business name in the magic guide land to be busy, so I won't accompany you. β
Placing the roster in front of Reimu, Mordred stood up with his sword in his hand and said sternly, "If you dare to use the roster in a strange place, don't blame me for not admitting my sword." β
Reimu made a gesture of reassurance, then put things away steadily, and waved his hand to summon a few ghosts inside as soon as Mordred left.
"You, give me a beating on the shoulder, you, rub my feet, you, go and make me tea. β
The girl lay comfortably on the Taishi's chair and said to several ghosts who were peeping at each other.
"Reimu, we're not here to do these things. β
After the roster shook for a while, Nie Xiaoqian looked at Lingmeng's eyes with a troubled face: "Didn't you say that you want us to open a store? β
"Stupid uncle, what kind of shop is opening at this time? β
Bo Li Lingmeng waved his hand and said lazily: "These guys can't even get out of the raw hand village, where will the money come to spend, and it's not too late to do it when they have money, make me tea at this time." β
After Nie Xiaoqian hesitated for a moment, she sighed and turned around to boil water.
I hope this Reimu really has the psychology of something, otherwise he can only make a small report to the Grand Duke.
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And Medi, who was being hung by Nie Xiaoqian, was listening to Celestia's report at this time.
"According to the eyes we have placed in various worlds, the power of oriental culture is stretching at a very fast rate. β
Celestia grimly: "At this time when the strongest people such as saints and demon kings disappeared, the strength of the newly promoted saint Haotian was almost not able to withstand any fantasy world and god system, plus he was fearless in exercising a large number of main gods to annex other cultures and strengthen himself, the result of all this is that the strength of the oriental culture at this time has stretched to an unimaginable realm, and compared to it, ......"
Celestia turned around, looked helplessly at the people and the dead soldiers who were cutting down trees, and shook her head, "Our culture has just started, this gap is too hopeless, right?"
Medi shook her head in disbelief: "Anyway, time is there, and no one knows what will happen until the end...... Also, the culture I've established isn't vegan. β
As he spoke, seven delicate beads were in Medi's hands, dullly dyed with rich black, and when the bright ball body was all secreted by black, a thunderbolt flashed, and a thousand-meter-long dragon hair appeared in front of Medi's eyes at this time, and asked in a hoarse voice.
"Whoever has collected the seven dragon balls, report it to me, you ...... What do you want to see me tie?"
Medi rubbed her chin and walked in circles around the dragon, browsing the creation.
On the other hand, Celestia was helpless, this divine dragon can be said to be the most powerful to some extent, and can tie Chinese knots, bows, sailor knots, all kinds of known knots,...... It's so stark that it doesn't do anything but tie it, and from a normal person's point of view, it's a rotten product in every way.
The Grand Duke must be satisfied.
Just as Celestia hesitated and didn't know what to think of Mediti's suggestion, she saw the Emperor lightly wave her hand, and the dragon several kilometers high began again, turning into gravel little by little, and finally turned into seven beads that fell from the sky with cracks that were squeezing one after another.
"Rotten. β
Looking at Medi, who was muttering and picking up beads and throwing them into hell like garbage, Celestia breathed a sigh of relief, looking like the Grand Duke was a little self-aware.
"A few kilometers is too short, even if it is knotted, it doesn't look good, if you use the Infinity Gauntlet as a body, a few kilometers is already the limit, if you want to build a perfect divine dragon, it seems that you can only use a planet filled with rich resources as a material?"
Listening to the Grand Duke's muttering, the corners of Celestia's mouth pulled out a far-fetched smile and said helplessly: "Grand Duke, you leave the hell that is most necessary for you, and run to fish and make Dragon Balls, I don't suggest it, if it really comes out, it is also a magic weapon that can suppress cause and effect, can we build a practical point, the kind that can make a wish?"
"It's been a long time since this set of things stopped. β
Medi said lightly: "And I made the Dragon Ball to watch the dragon tie the knot, it doesn't matter whether I can make a wish or not, can I not reverse the priority?"