Volume 3 [The Mystery of Longquan] 217: Xiahou Yan catches chickens all over the field
() Li Xiaoxiao stepped forward and bounced him out. It can be said that where you came from and where you go back.
The three-master really hurt from the root of the bone joint. This made him really surprised by Li Xiaoxiao's heart. I secretly said in my heart: This kid's ability is above me, it seems that he has met an opponent today. I must redeem my situation in front of everyone!
Thinking of this, he rushed forward again, but was about to make a move, but was stopped by the second master. Obviously, the second master has seen the disparity in strength between the two sides, and in order to give the third brother a step, he blocked his attack just right.
Stop! It's a bad thing, and it's rude!
The second master is worthy of being the second master, and he can put gold on his face without his hands. It is not only not lost in WeChat, but also can avoid conflicts.
He smiled at Li Xiaoxiao and asked: Since you have the ability, why do you still come to me to wash the strips?
Li Xiaoxiao thought to herself: If I tell them the truth, I'm afraid that no one will dare to help me. But they already know about me, and if they deceive them, obviously they won't be stupid enough to believe me. To save my wife, talking to them here is nothing more than a waste of time. It's better not to do it twice, for the sake of the lady, I admit it!
I'll tell you the truth, I'm here to kick the gym today! From now on, this cottage will be different. If you listen to me, I will let you be clothed and fed, and if you don't listen to me, you can leave now!
'!', the two masters got up, and they really couldn't sit still!
Hmph, what are you, how dare you come up to me to find fault, little ones, let me take him down!
When all the disciples received the order, they immediately got up and pounced on Li Xiaoxiao......
Li Xiaoxiao didn't wait for them to get close, he jumped deeply, raised the big stick above his head, and a strong wind blew, and the second master's seat was shattered with a bang.
The second master saw that he was very spicy, so he was so frightened that he jumped up, and squatted on the tea table next to him like a monkey......
Li Xiaoxiao's big stick swept the ......
Spare your life, spare your life! The little one knows that he is wrong! The second master was so frightened that his crotch was wet, and all the 'water droplets' fell into the teacup......
The stick was quiet, and Li Xiaoxiao's plum blossom thunderbolt stick stopped on his cheek impartially......
The second master trembled, and looked at Li Xiaoxiao with a strange expression. A biting chill was transmitted from the thunderbolt stick to his face, and he was already terrified to the extreme.
Li Xiaoxiao said: "What about your big boss, let him come out and fight me! Today, I will make a decision on your Miao family village!"
Hahahaha...... With a burst of wild laughter, a middle-aged man came out of the side of the genya. Before he got closer, he asked: Who is so bold? Dare to deceive my Miao Jiazhai?
Li Xiaoxiao heard the prestige, and saw a person with a square face, a strong body, wearing a fur velvet shoulder, and holding a large gold wire ring walking out.
Are you the big boss here?" Li Xiaoxiao asked with squinted eyes.
That's right! I'm the big boss here, and I'm nicknamed Panshan Tiger Ding Yang. The man raised his face arrogantly and said.
I thought that my name would shock this white-faced boy who ran into the sky, Li Xiaoxiao. Unexpectedly, Li Xiaoxiao grinned, and said disdainfully: I don't know what is tiger or not, hurry up and kowtow to grandpa, I will have the final say here in the future!
Ding Yang's face twitched in anger, and he also saved a lot of nonsense: Then you win the knife in my hand first!
He quickly rushed up and slashed obliquely, and the golden wire ring knife waved in an instant, bringing out a sword wind 'bell' and falling in front of Li Xiaoxiao......
As soon as Li Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand, a circumferential circle of the pot lid suddenly appeared in his palm, and it spun rapidly.
'Ding Ding!'
The circle 'buzzed' around to block his blade, and the stick spun around his waist so quickly that it hit his left shoulder.
Ding Yang was planted under the crotch of the second master with a sigh, with a face
The smell of urine pierces the snort. He hurriedly turned around and slashed again......
Li Xiaoxiao saw that he would not admit defeat to death, and had no intention of wanting his life, but not killing him was not enough to convince the brothers in Miaojiazhai, so a big stick smashed down......
'Poof!' There was a muffled sound, and the head of Ding Yang, the Panshan tiger, was smashed by the big stick. A pool of blood poured down from the top of his head, and he slipped off the side of the tea table before he could close his eyes, and half-lay on the ground and looked straight ahead......
Everyone was stunned by this terrible scene, even the big boss died under the stick of this kid, where did they dare to resist? The top priority was to sign up, so under the leadership of the second master, Qi Shushu knelt on the ground......
We are willing to swear to the death to follow our hearts!
This result is exactly what Li Xiaoxiao wants, he grabbed the second master, threw him under the hall, and said to everyone: In the future, the second leader will be my left general, and the third leader will be my right general. Later, this Miao family village was renamed ......
Li Xiaoxiao's stomach was full of fancy intestines, and there were no catties of ink, and he suddenly wanted to change the name of the cottage to a better sound, but he couldn't think of any decent words for a while. The names of the major gangs on the rivers and lakes are either majestic and powerful. Either the style of writing is peculiar and ancient. But how can I have such a high level of talent?
However, the words have been spoken, and you can't make a fool of yourself in front of everyone. So I thought of one at random: in the future, it will be called: Laughing and laughing.
When everyone heard this, what kind of thing is this? How can there be such a nondescript name for a gang in the rivers and lakes? It can be said that it wants to be domineering but not domineering, and it is necessary to have deep meaning and no deep meaning. However, the stick in his hand decided that from now on this is the laughing pie!
The second boss clapped his hands with a smile and said: Okay! This name is good! The boss is really good and brilliant......
'Laughing and calling the mirror in the distant sky, drunk leaning on the silver bed to make autumn shadows. ’
'Laugh at the sea about to turn into dust, the queen mother is not true in front of the flowers. ’
Laughing characters not only have profound meanings, but also since ancient times, many literati and writers have used laughing characters to comment......
Okay, okay! Don't be a sycophant, just know it! Li Xiaoxiao heard such praise of himself from the second master, and while feeling beautiful in his heart, he secretly scolded: You wall grass, you change your face faster than the sky! Just now, you were shouting and shouting and killing with a cloudy face, but now it immediately becomes warm and warm, and it is really annoying to talk about it!
Li Xiaoxiao said "Okay", of course, "Okay!" The second leader immediately covered his mouth. Waiting for the big boss to speak......
You, hurry up and call all the brothers, and go wash the strips with me in a while!" Li Xiaoxiao said as he pointed to the second master.
The second boss was ordered, and immediately patted the back of the head of the third master: Do you hear it? Go and count the people and call the brothers over!
The third master covered his head and answered, and ran out in a hurry......
The second boss put on an embarrassed smile: Big boss, I'll go change my pants and get ready!
Li Xiaoxiao just died a large number of brain cells in order to name the gang. After saying so many words, my mouth is dry now. I just picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip......
'Poof!'
What the hell is this? What's the fuss?
All the disciples were so frightened that they trembled. One by one, they are as upright as penguins. I want to laugh but I don't dare to laugh.
Li Xiaoxiao bowed to the second boss and motioned for him to change his pants......
......
Before the child was reached, Li Xiaoxiao changed into a black short suit. With more than two hundred brothers of the Xiaoxiao faction, he came to the woods opposite Banya Villa. Waving to the brethren who were nearby, all of them gathered in a circle and waited for orders......
Li Xiaoxiao covered his face and pointed to a wave of disciples: A few of you will be advanced for a while, don't do it first, and run around when you enter Zhuangzi. Don't fight the people inside.
After speaking, he said to another wave of disciples: "You will wait for the first wave of brothers to disperse before you go in."
, remember not to fight, continue to stir up the situation inside!
After speaking, he arranged for the third wave of disciples: When the second wave of brothers is separated, you will go in and drag the monks and the masked man in black inside. Don't fight hard, run when you're done!
Say to the rest of the brothers, "Take the firecrackers that I have prepared for you, and when the third wave of brothers goes to make trouble, you will set the firecrackers on fire and throw them at the two men!"
Finally, he said to all the disciples, "As long as you see that I have rescued all the eight women who were hanging on the clothesline, you should run quickly!
The crowd shouted in unison:
Got it!
Li Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she hurriedly covered a person's mouth, stomped her feet, and scolded: Are you afraid that people won't hear it? So loud? A bunch of fools!
After being scolded by the master, these people entered the play, and immediately nodded their heads like thieves......
Li Xiaoxiao saw that everyone was ready, and then waved his hand. The disciples rushed out of the woods in batches and rushed to the Banya Villa......
'Bang!'
The door of Banya Villa was kicked over by the brothers of the Xiaoxiao faction, and then more than 50 ......brothers rushed into Banya Villa shouting and screaming......
Jing Yangzi and Xiahou Yan looked at it and were stunned for a moment. Where did so many people come from? They looked at each other and flew up to intercept them. But these people are like fish, and they are rushing in all directions in an instant......
Jing Yangzi and Xiahou Yan killed one by one, but the rest of the people were all running around the courtyard. They had to solve it one by one, like catching chickens all over the yard, fluttering everywhere......
Li Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity to fly in and smashed the cable nailed to the wall in one fell swoop. Xingyun and the others fell to the ground in a semi-coma......
As soon as Jing Yangzi saw that a man in black was coming, he immediately shouted: Someone has robbed the prisoner......
He was just about to fly up to stop Li Xiaoxiao, when he suddenly heard a group of people rushing in behind him, so he had no choice but to correct the Fa on the spot and slash one to death with one palm......
In the blink of an eye, the hundred and tenth people regarded the playground outside the White Jade Palace as a pasture, like ten thousand horses galloping and rampage. Jingyangzi and Xiahouyan, who were provoked, couldn't live in peace for a moment......
At this time, all the sisters of the Sanshan Sect also regained their senses, and when they saw this scene, they knew that it was the best time to escape, so they all jumped out of Banya Villa one after another......
Jing Yangzi and Xiahou Yan had just cleared dozens of people running, and they saw more than fifty people rushing in at the door. Xiahou Yan saw that the people in Sanshanmen jumped over the wall in a hurry and ran out of the villa. He was so angry that he was angry, and his eyes were straight.
He turned his head to Jing Yangzi and shouted: Quick, kill them all!
This sentence woke up Jing Yangzi. Jing Yangzi scolded secretly in his heart: "Made, you really think I am your lackey! What does it have to do with me when Sanshanmen runs away? We will solve the grievances between us by ourselves, why are we at your mercy here? They ran just right, and this is the perfect time for me to escape......
The corners of Jing Yangzi's mouth pulled out a wicked smile, and he said secretly in his heart: Goodbye, my Demon Realm Lao Tie! He flew out of this world of chickens and dogs without hesitation, and ran all the way out of Xiahou Yan's field of vision.
Xiahou Yan was so angry that he held his hands on the sky, turned out two clouds of black smoke from his hands, turned around and shook his hands, and threw the two clouds of black smoke to the surroundings. There were a few wails where the black smoke went, and the person contaminated with the black smoke immediately shook his head in pain, and finally turned into a puddle of black water and evaporated......
Unexpectedly, a group of people poured in behind......
'Tingtong ......'
They threw firecrackers at themselves, and the moment they exploded, clusters of sparks erupted from saltpeter, and wisps of green smoke came out of the sulfur. Xiahou Yan raised his arms and covered his face and jumped in place. This gave the survivors of the Laughing Pies just the time to escape.
When the sound of firecrackers stopped, Xiahou Yan raised his eyes and saw that everyone had disappeared! He stood in place, looking at the mess on the ground in disbelief, and gritted his teeth and said: Mortal beasts, sooner or later I want you to become my lowly slaves!