Chapter XXVIII
The security guards came to take a look, good guys, a small security booth surrounded by a sea of people, just like a temple fair! This is no longer a simple obscenity incident, but a mass incident!
When a few guys saw Uncle Guard's arrival, they hurriedly rubbed it up, accusing the two of them of doing it in public!
The security officer looked at the young man's fingers, and his stomach churned. Look at Hu Lang again: "The kid can, it's really not picky." The taste is so unique!"
Hu Lang still wanted to explain, but the security guards had already lamented the decline of the world, and at the same time shouted at the police to handker a person into the police car. Aside from the Jiji, this is a crowd fight! Pull it into the bureau, there is nothing wrong!
When I arrived at the Security Bureau, the difference in the treatment of everyone came out. are the most despised, and are asked by the security guards to crouch in the corner of the wall with their heads in their hands. Hu Lang's body has not recovered well, and he is squatting and holding his breath. The guys who were injured by Ouyang Bo were assigned to a small bench, and a tall security guard talked and laughed with them about stocks.
Hu Lang was not happy, stood up and said: "You are infringing on ~ criminals~ rights." ”
A fat security guard slapped him, and Hu Lang's eyes were full of stars: "You little, do you know what human rights are?"
"Human rights are the life, person, and ...... enjoyed by individuals in accordance with the law"
"I'll let you endorse, I'll let you endorse......" The fat security guard shook his ears again, Hu Lang was honest. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, Lao Tzu will let you come back sooner or later!
Seeing that Hu Lang was silent and honestly squatting at the base of the wall, the fat security guard clapped his hands with satisfaction: "What I hate the most is that you are such self-righteous honor students!
Hu Lang's face was hot and painful, this fat security guard was really black, five fingers were twitched on his face, and it hurt! It is said that there is no harm if there is no comparison, in fact, no matter whether the comparison is compared or not, the damage of Lao Tzu's slaps is counted!
Hu Lang grinned for a long time, and finally remembered Ouyang Bo, why is this old thing silent? When he turned around, he saw that Ouyang Bo was in a daze, and he was all over the place.
Hu Lang followed his gaze and looked, ", you're so old, and you still don't want to stare at the female security guards! However, I have to admit that the female security guards are very beautiful! With capable short hair, delicate facial features, and straight uniforms, she is heroic! Don't want to be beautiful!
"This girl has a good name, quite poetic!" Ouyang Bo said in a low voice with an appreciative face. Hu Lang also noticed that there was a name tag on the table baffle with the words "Zhai Xinglou" written on it.
The name...... Poetic? Hu Lang said he was very confused: "Why didn't I see where there was poetry?"
Ouyang Bo's face showed disdain: "Isn't there a poem?"
"Which poem?" Hu Lang was even more confused. I can't see that this old man still has such a poetic side, and sure enough, people can't be good-looking!
Ouyang Bo raised his head and pondered his emotions for a moment, and slowly groaned: "The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick up the star building with your hands!"
Hu Lang knelt down at that time, Nima, did you say that your Chinese was taught by a physical education teacher? Even if it was a physical education teacher, he didn't dare to carry this broken pot!
Hu Lang swallowed his saliva: "I'll stop Li Bai first, and then I'll give you another chance to re-recite!"
Ouyang Bo ignored Hu Lang and entered a state of obsession again.
Looking at his embarrassed appearance, Hu Lang was also a little shaken, he poked Ouyang Bo with his elbow, and asked in a low voice, "You really didn't do anything to me in the security booth, did you?"
Ouyang Bo retracted his gaze, and roared in a low voice with a dark face: "You are the second uncle, who are you and Ouyang Bo?"
"Be quiet!" the fat guard yelled, kicking him up.
Next, the fat security officer was dumbfounded, only to see that half of Ouyang Bo's shoulder was kicked and hung diagonally, as if it was broken.
"You...... You ......" The fat guard fell back to the table in horror and sat down. The others also noticed the anomaly here, and their eyes were instantly focused. For a while, there was silence in the house.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm old~ wrong, just smoke a cigarette!" Ouyang Bo said with a salivating face.
Hu Lang was also speechless, is your skill such a cheap existence? It's not touching porcelain or cheating on cigarettes!
Wounding someone is to be responsible, not to mention that the other party is an old man! Although he is not a serious old man, but an old man is an old man, and it has nothing to do with whether he is serious or not! The fat security guard looked unconvinced, but wouldn't it be a loss to punish an old man for the sake of his back? So after hesitating for a long time, he still cautiously stuffed a cigarette into Ouyang Bo's mouth.
Looking at Ouyang Bo's appearance of swallowing clouds and spitting mist, the tall image of the aura monk was completely collapsed in Hu Lang's heart! The master does not have the discipline of the master, and the old man does not have the character of the old man! What a special day!
After smoking a cigarette, Ouyang Bo was a little unsatisfied and wanted to ask for more, but the cigarette case of the fat security guard was already empty. So I had to regret to put my shoulder back in place. When the fat security guard saw that the other party had finally returned to normal, he couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his head! Sure enough, the old man and the old lady couldn't be messed with!
"What's this trick called?" Seeing that everyone was no longer paying attention to this side, Hu Lang asked in a low voice.
"Ambush on eleven sides. ”
Hu Lang: "......"
Halfway through, Hu Lang asked in a low voice, "What else will you have?"
Ouyang Bo's face showed a proud look: "Toad Gong!"
Hu Lang knelt down again, this is Ouyang Yi's special fetish?
Seeing Hu Lang's disgusted expression, Ouyang Bo was unhappy: "I'll tell you little chick, this toad skill is driven by aura, like the Nine Heavens Xuanlei, and the group attack is first-class." 15 years ago, there was a deer-cutting operation in the cultivation world, uncle, I am one enemy to a hundred, relying on this awesome toad skill!"
"I'm not despising your mastery, but I despise the level of your name, it's too stumbling!"
Ouyang Bo sneered: "It's not bad, you see the ambush on eleven sides, it's more than the old planner Zhang Ziyi!"
Hu Lang had the feeling that he had met a soldier in a show, so he quickly changed the subject: "You are so powerful, why did you become a security guard?"
"Isn't it possible to see the little nurse in the hospital often? It's a pity that it's winter now, and it's all covered. Ouyang Bo said wistfully.
Hu Lang was stunned, and said angrily: "You should go to the university women's dormitory to be the dormitory manager!"
"I went, but people didn't accept it. Speaking of the past, Ouyang Bo was a little sad.
Hu Lang looked at each other in shock, and his heart was galloping. Dean Jia, you pit bastard, why are you deliberately letting Lao Tzu connect with such a pit?
After chatting for half a day, Hu Lang's legs were weak when he squatted, and the wound was also painful for a while, which was caused by holding the posture for too long and pulling the wound.
"That...... Uncle, I am a patient and have not recovered yet, can I ......" Hu Lang couldn't bear it anymore and raised his hand to beg for mercy.
A tall and thin security guard kicked Hu Lang with a flick of his leg: "Are you a patient? That's right, when the old thing pressed you, you moaned~ It's quite ecstatic!"
"Even if we build a foundation, there is no law in the Celestial Empire that does not allow it!" Ouyang Bo said dissatisfied.
Hu Lang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, how the hell can you speak? Who the hell is doing it!
"That, big brother security officer, I'm really a patient!" Hu Lang said and was about to undress. I can't convince you with words, I'll show you with facts!
The security officer was stunned for a second or a second, and suddenly panicked: "Why don't you stop!"
"Big brother, I'll show you ......"
"Look at Nima, a big-headed ghost, can you stop me, do you hear?" The security guards panicked, this kid was so daring that even the security guards dared to tempt! While thinking, he quickly took out his gun and opened the insurance with a "click".
Hu Lang didn't dare to move when he saw this situation. But I muttered in my heart, I'll show you the wound, as for pointing a gun at me?
The security guards don't think so, this goods are so dishonest when they arrive in this place, they must be a habitual offender!
If you don't learn well at a young age, you will do dirty things!