Chapter 29: Lao Tzu is a man
"Lao Tzu wants him to run away! I have long seen that he is not pleasing to the eye, and I just gave Lao Tzu an excuse to beat him!"
Perhaps accustomed to seeing big scenes, Miao Yin was not very afraid of the purgatory in front of her, but sneered in the direction that Yuan He left.
Looking at Miao Yin's eyes lit up at the mention of fighting, Liu Lang was a little speechless, and finally understood why she was called Mad Ni.
"Thank you two seniors for saving your life!"
When the crisis is over, the rescued people are relieved and solemnly thank Miao Yin and Compassion.
Liu Lang also participated in thanking him, after all, if it weren't for Miaoyin and the two, he would probably not be able to escape the attack of the meteorite.
"Okay! Now that you're all right, let's go back early! Otherwise, there will be no one to save you!"
Ignoring everyone's thanks, Miao Yin waved her hand impatiently and sent the group away.
Liu Lang followed Du Yu because Du Yu warmly invited him to Du's house as a guest to express his gratitude.
He thought that he was fine, and it didn't matter if he went to Du's house to have a look, so he agreed.
"I'll go get something to eat!"
Seeing that the little girl Du Rou was becoming more and more unenergetic, Liu Lang proposed to take a break, and then went to catch wild goats and started a barbecue.
A smell of meat permeated the mountains and forests, making Du Yu's brothers and sisters swallow a mouthful of saliva in unison, especially Du Rou, who instantly felt a lot more energetic.
Du Yu was a little embarrassed, but more curious: "Brother Liu, how did you do it, it is so fragrant?"
Liu Lang was not without pride: "This is called barbecue! Let me tell you, if you add ...... to barbecue."
Before Liu Lang finished speaking, he was interrupted by a voice that suddenly sounded behind him: "If there is a little cumin, it will be even better!"
The voice is very familiar, and it is clearly the voice of Miao Yin, who has only been separated for a short time.
Looking at the sudden wonderful news, Liu Lang was stunned, not because of the suddenness of the other party's appearance, but because of the cumin mentioned by the other party.
Cumin, he had looked for it in Xishan City, but there was no such thing in the cultivation realm, so it was impossible for anyone to know this title, unless, this person was an outsider like him.
"You ......"
Liu Lang hesitated a little, not knowing whether to ask or not, after all, he was not sure.
Miao Yin sat down by the fire, unceremoniously picked up a skewer, ate it directly, and then looked nostalgic.
"It's been a long time since I've been masturbating, I really miss life on Earth!"
Liu Lang's eyes widened instantly, and his eyes were full of excitement: "You are also from the earth?"
Miao Yin was not surprised, but burst into tears of excitement: "Yes, I am also from the earth, fellow!"
"Fellow!"
Liu Lang cheered and opened his arms to hug Miaoyin, but Miaoyin slapped him away with a disgusting look.
"Don't want to eat my tofu, I'm disgusting!"
Liu Lang withdrew his hand stupidly, and then said dissatisfiedly: "You already know my identity?"
"I have some guesses, but I'm not sure, so I've been following you and trying to verify it. ”
That's right, from the moment Liu Lang said "soy sauce", Miaoyin suspected Liu Lang's identity, but she was not sure, so she let Yuanhe take Liu Lang away, in order to observe more.
"I'm going to take a shower with my sister!"
Du Yu was very sensible and knew that what Liu Lang and Miaoyin said could not be known by outsiders, so he made an excuse and took Du Rou to the side.
"Thank you!"
Liu Lang glanced at Du Yu gratefully, and then sat down next to Miaoyin: "How long have you been here?"
"Twenty years! When I came, this body was still in my mother's womb!"
Liu Lang felt incredible: "Then you are reincarnated!"
"Yes! No! When I came, my body was fully developed, and I was born in less than a month!"
"That's better than me! I've only been here for about a month, and I've been coming straight through my soul, and there's a cheap daddy, so I don't know how to deal with it!"
Speaking of this, Liu Lang was very depressed.
He accepted all the memories, but they were just memories. Many of the previous living habits cannot be changed in a while, so it is likely that Liu Hao will notice that something is wrong.
Miao Yin thought thoughtfully: "Is the soul wearing? Where did the former soul go? Could it be that it went to Earth?"
"Who knows?" Liu Lang sighed and lay down: "By the way, do you have a golden finger?"
Hearing Liu Lang's question, Miaoyin suddenly became angry: "Goldfinger? Lao Tzu not only doesn't have a goldfinger, but also his sister's wrong birth!"
Liu Lang raised his head puzzled: "What do you mean?"
Miao Yin became even more angry: "Lao Tzu is a man!"
"Poof, cough, cough, cough......"
Liu Lang choked on his own saliva, and it took a long time to breathe, and then his eyes moved down from Miaoyin's face, and he exclaimed: "Your chest muscles are too developed!"
"Look at the yarn!" Miao Yin turned her body unnaturally: "Lao Tzu was originally a man, but he didn't expect to cross over into a woman, and he is still an out-and-out beauty!"
"So happy!" Liu Lang laughed obscenely at Miaoyin.
"Happy ghost! At first, I thought it was good, but after a long time, it became boring!"
"Why?"
"Isn't it fun to touch myself? And I still have to enjoy the pain of my period from time to time, and a group of big men are courteous. I'm a normal man, I can't stand it at all!"
Hearing this, Liu Lang looked sympathetic and patted Miaoyin's shoulder to show comfort.
Miao Yin continued to complain: "In order not to be entangled, Lao Tzu simply joined the Lei Yin Temple and became a monk, oh no, it's a nun, but those people still refuse to let me go, every day like a fly, it's disgusting to look at!"
Liu Lang didn't interject, and listened intently to Miaoyin complaining.
"I also wanted to have a sincere love, but I didn't know whether to find a man or a woman!"
Hearing this, Liu Lang couldn't help it and began to laugh "haha".
This problem is really difficult for Miaoyin to solve. Let's find a man, I can't accept it psychologically, let's find a woman, I can't accept it physically, it's really hard to choose.
Looking at Liu Lang who was teasing and laughing, Miaoyin couldn't help but roll her eyes, full of femininity, but it made Liu Lang uncomfortable for a while.
If he didn't know Miaoyin's true body, he could still look at it with appreciation, but the thought that this beautiful body was controlled by a man's soul made him twist.
"Don't roll your eyes at me, panic!"
"Did I roll my eyes?"
Miao Yin looked dazed, and it seemed that she really didn't notice that she was rolling her eyes.
Liu Lang was dumbfounded, and exclaimed in his heart: "Isn't it, this brother has subconsciously begun to adapt to the identity of a woman, and he doesn't even notice it, it's so interesting!"
thought so in his heart, but Liu Lang didn't show it, but took out the communication stone: "Brother, leave a phone number and add a friend!"
Miao Yin smiled, took out her communication stone, and left each other with a communication method.
"I'm leaving, we'll talk when we have time!"
Miao Yin put away the communication stone, and his body rose to the sky: "Fellow, be careful of Yuanhe! After he recovers from his injuries, he is likely to trouble you!"