Chang Hao looked at the faces reflected in the water.

A very delicate face was reflected in the water, with long silky golden hair hanging down her shoulders along her sideburns, pointed ears, a straight nose, peach blossom eyes that seemed to be piled up with all kinds of emotions on her eyebrows, and a warm smile on the corner of her mouth.

With the help of the hair dye cream blended with yellow wildflowers and the secret technique of hair growth invented by Zhang Guang Immortal in ancient times, Chang Hao successfully disguised himself as an elf.

If he is pulled to the current comic convention as an elf cosplayer, let alone wait until the next day, he will be able to make a sensation in the entire cos circle within a few hours.

The sword spirit circled around Chang Hao twice and said, "It's really good to confuse the real with the fake." ”

"Shouldn't this be attributed to my good foundation?" Chang Hao was obviously in a good mood.

"That's why you're going to heaven with two words?" said the sword spirit with a finger raised and said slowly, "Most elves love nature, noble, elegant and beautiful are synonymous with them, and they are born poets and dancers, will you?"

"If 300 Tang poems are counted, then I can do it too. Chang Hao said with a smile, "When I first went to college, there were often social gatherings, and Chang Ge pulled me to practice ballroom dancing for half a month, and now I can still compare a few times." ”

"Then you must be the most iron-hearted elf who didn't run away. "The sword spirit reciprocated.

"The lingua franca of the elves is the old English, and I've learned seven or eight minutes of fire since I was a child, so as long as I don't want to talk at length and don't run into orcs who are very familiar with elves, I have no reason to reveal my identity easily. ”

Chang Hao folded his fingers and calculated: "It is said that elves are the best archers and magicians in the world, but as they grow older, more and more elf powerhouses will begin to use swords as weapons, and I am completely in line with the truth." As for magic, I will use the Five Elements Spell as a cover, who can see the difference in the ordinary?"

"I thought you kid was on the move, but I didn't expect it to be planned for a long time?" Sword Spirit's eyes widened, and he was stunned when he heard it.

"Is it easy for me to get a fiefdom that allows everyone to sleep peacefully?" Chang Hao sighed helplessly, shook off his flowing blonde hair, and was extremely coquettish.

"When your father and mother visited Middle-earth, they posted a very funny thing. The sword spirit sat cross-legged on the big stone by the pond and said, "Your father is a dragon and phoenix among people, and there is nothing to be picky about in appearance." At that meeting, all the forces on Middle-earth came to see him, and many elves said that his appearance was more like a royal family than the elven king. When the women of the Dark Elves saw your father, they tried almost every means to get him to visit their territory, but your father politely refused. ”

"Dark elves, what are they doing with my dad?" Chang Hao was a little curious.

"For mating, of course. The Sword Spirit grinned.

"Poof!" Chang Hao squirted a handful of water to quench his thirst and was squirted far away, "Comrade Sword Spirit, do you know that your tone just now was very disrespectful?"

"Although I have lived for a long time, I can still keep up with the trend mentally. Sword Spirit rolled with laughter, "Your father has both human emperor body and true dragon blood, and in the eyes of those women of the dark elves, he is a stallion that will never get tired!"

Chang Hao clenched his fist and hammered his palm, and suddenly realized: "I remembered when you said this, it is said that the dark elves are a special branch of the elf family, but their fertility is extremely low, and they rarely walk in the sun. ”

"That's right. The origin of the elves was born from the corpse of an ancient giant named Ymir. On the light side are the light elves, who are gentle and nature-loving, while on the dark side are the dark elves, who have dark skin and silver hair, and are considered evil. ”

"Usually this kind of smear is made up. Chang Hao shook his head and said.

"That's right, after all, no race is inherently evil. "But the genes of the dark elves are inherently flawed, but they are not made up, and nine out of ten of the offspring they give birth to are girls. Whoever gives birth to a boy often does not live to adulthood, because they will die a painful death in the never-ending interracial mating, which is not a blessing, but a hell. ”

"Dark elves are born with the curse of fertility difficulties, but they also have the most incredible beauty and the hottest body to attract the attention of the opposite sex. The sword spirit handed Chang Hao a look that all men understand, "Don't you know how many men present were subconsciously bending down to cover up their ugliness when the dark elf queen Drow, who was known for her charm and enchantment, left the underground world to meet your father for the first time. ”

"What about my mother? Didn't I say that my mother also followed my father to Middle-earth?" Chang Hao was a little unconvinced, grandpa used to often say that his mother was the premier beauty on the Kyushu continent back then, there is no reason why she can't compare to the queen of dark elves, right?

"In terms of appearance and figure, the Queen of the Dark Elves is indeed equal to several master mothers. But if you want to talk about temperament and aura, you have to count our Kyushu women to take the lead!" Sword Spirit gave a thumbs up.

"Speaking of these dark elves, they are indeed very evil, you said that their fertility is so poor, and they are dominated by a matriarchal society, how did they continue to this day?" Chang Hao muttered to himself while squatting on the edge of the pond and washing the hair dye cream between his fingernails.

"The giant Ymir I mentioned earlier is the newborn god of Middle-earth, and the elves are the descendants of the gods, and there will always be ways to overcome difficulties. The sword spirit shrugged his shoulders and answered the question.

“... Speaking of which, I have one more gossip I want to ask you. ”

"If there's a fart, let it go, grind and chirp. ”

"You say, what would have happened if Dad had really agreed to the Dark Elf Queen's request at that time? Would he have been able to help them solve the historical problem of fertility difficulties, which is a medical field?" Chang Hao's exuberant curiosity could kill hundreds of Garfield.

"Hah, if I'm not mistaken, the total number of women in the dark elf lineage is not more than 10,000, how can they withstand your father Jin Ge Iron Horse? What kind of international jokes!" Sword Spirit scoffed at this, obviously very optimistic about the "combat effectiveness" of the dark elf women.

Chang Hao suddenly covered his old face in shame, do you want to be so fierce?

"You kid is so unrestrained in gossip now, why don't you say a few words to little Aido? I see that people are very interested in you. Sword Spirit laughed teasingly.

"Okay, don't you mess with this thing, I'm still young, I'm still very pure, don't confuse me with old fritters like you!"

Seeing Chang Hao carefully wiping the Yuehong Sword, the sword spirit reminded: "Before entering the city, you find a piece of high-grade wood to make a scabbard, the storage ring is a rare commodity in the Middle-earth Continent, don't arouse the suspicion of people with a heart when the time comes, don't you know if your wealth is not exposed?"

"Speaking of the sword, I've always wanted to ask you, this is a divine sword, isn't it? Why doesn't it seem to have any other use except for being sharper and able to stuff a lot of things? Chang Hao's tone was not good.

"Have you seen "Breaking the Sky"?" Sword Spirit couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Isn't that nonsense? Of course I've seen it. ”

"Then tell me, the protagonist is powerful, is it the ring on his hand, or the old man hidden in the ring?" "There is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure. Learn little, young man. ”

Chang Hao has the heart to jump into the lake.