"Ouch!" Zhang Zongzhu said in the tone of his eldest brother: "I don't want him to drink so much wine, so I have to carry him along!"

"Oh, how can you still make soup if you're so drunk? Why do you still have a child with you? The child must be thirsty, so you might as well give him a bowl to drink." Look at 'Mao, Chinese, and Internet', the eldest brother said that he wanted to feed the soup quietly in person.

"Big brother, big brother!" Zhang Zongzhu hurriedly covered the bowl with his hand and said, "This kid can't drink?"

"Hey!" said the eldest brother, "why can't you drink it? ”

"Big brother, big brother!" Zhang Zongzhu quietly pulled behind him and said, "In vain, you have been doing business on this Nai He Bridge for so many years, but you can't see the origin of this child?"

"What kind of business have I done? What kind of business have I done? My eldest brother has been making a net loss of money all these years, and he has not made a penny, and he has to take the water and firewood money, is there anyone like me who is in business? Is there any such thing as a loss-making business? I don't care what the source of his business! I have to drink a bowl of my eldest brother's Ecstasy, otherwise, don't think about crossing the bridge!"

"What the eldest brother said! What he said is!" Zhang Zongzhu took out a free hand to pull the eldest brother aside, quietly stuffed a few hundred-yuan bills into the eldest brother's hand, and said: "When I came, I left in a hurry, and I forgot to bring more money, you can take this money, you can buy something if you want to eat, small effect! Small effect! No respect!"

"You kid can do it!" The eldest brother said, "Since you bribe me with this, I will also ask for sex to pick out the words clearly, one spirit thousand, one spirit ten thousand." ”

"Ahh

"What are you yelling about?" the eldest brother pointed his finger at Zhang Zongzhu's scalp and said, "Old, I haven't been to school, what's wrong?"

"Hey, big brother!" Zhang Zongzhu turned back to everyone and said: "You don't know how to count, I will tell you in front of everyone, I will never mess with people on this side, so many people are witnesses, as the saying goes, this spirit gets the spirit, the teacher gets the spirit, the spirit gets the emperor, the spirit is the emperor, the spirit is the emperor thousand, not ten thousand." ”

"Who said that one face is a thousand spirits, and one side of the spirit is ten thousand. ”

"Ouch! I said you stupid wife, haven't you learned multiplication little emperor? Lingling Emperor, not 10,000, but 10,000. ”

"Ten thousand!"

"Emperor Qian!"

"Ten thousand!"

"Emperor Qian!"

"Ten thousand!"

"Okay! Don't argue, 10,000 is 10,000!" Zhang Zongzhu said: "People do business with small profits and quick turnover, just you, the more you buy, the more ruthless you will kill!"

"Hey, this time you're right, the more people you get, the more money you get, and if you don't want to take the money, I don't ask you!"

"Alas, it's his dead tomato tree with eggplant. Zhang Zongzhu's words made the eldest brother mutter. Although she didn't know what Zhang Zongzhu's words were, she also knew that it was definitely not a good word.

"What do you do with eggplants growing on the tomato tree?"

"It's not the same!" Zhang Zongzhu opened his mouth, but he was angry with Brother Diao.

"What do you do? Who doesn't do the same?" the eldest brother pointed as if he was about to hit someone.

"What's the matter? Do you want to beat someone?" Zhang Zongzhu put Zhang Shan on the ground, straightened his waist and clapped his hands, and said: "I, Zhang Zongzhu, am afraid of your wife? What did you do when you visited me Zhang Zongzhu before he died? Don't think that this is your land, I'm afraid! Report to you the truth, the sect master has to be polite when he sees me, do you believe it?"

"It's just you!" the eldest brother examined Zhang Zongzhu and said, "You kid is not afraid of the wind and flashes his tongue." ”

"Haha!" Zhang Zongzhu smiled and said, "You are still unfair when I say this, right?"

"Hey, I'm not even, what's the matter? I won't be the same, what's the matter? Just look at the whole world, Yin Cao Jiuquan, who dares to compare with me? Who can still make my different ecstasy? Can you ask how many dead people in this world don't go through my level? How many people do the same business as me? Or, if I don't do it, if I want to do it, I will do something different from others! The only home in the universe, Yin Cao Jiuquan and I am alone! "Good guy! That big brother is screaming and screaming, and he is heroic. Look.Mao.Line.Chinese.Text.Net

"It's like a great demeanor!" Zhang Zongzhu pretended to be very respectful!

The eldest brother is even more ...... with a solid expression.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Zongzhu changed his dissolute and unruly face after a moment of conversation: "What's the difference? I don't think you're any different from others! If you want to say that it's different, it's more ruthless to kill people than others!"

Su Yibai's words are more and more outrageous, just said that people are not the same, and people replied with a series of well-known why they are different, and he said that people are not different, which really makes the eldest brother angry.

"You say I'm slaughtering people!" The eldest brother became angry, and shouted loudly at the top of his voice: "You let everyone comment on it, you have taken up my goal for the whole year, and how much am I charging you an extra thousand yuan? The eldest brother was a little angry: "The gifts given by the sect master are tens of thousands of dollars in a lifetime, plus the income from buying life and hard work will be hundreds of millions a year." This is not to mention the Xiaoling Xiaowang and the villa sent by others. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Zongzhu was stupid, and he couldn't imagine that this Yin Si was originally dark. First of all, I have mercy on my eldest brother. However, mercy is mercy, and it is really not good to have no money!

"Big brother!" Zhang Zongzhu smiled and changed his tone and said, "Can you ask for less?"

"Hmph! There are no doors, not a single point. "Turn around and go.

"Big brother, my good big brother!" Zhang Zongzhu quickly grabbed the eldest brother and said, "When I came, I didn't expect to do this in Yin Si, I didn't bring that much money, do you think I can do it a little less?"

"A little less? a little less?"

"Is Ling Qianxing okay?"

"Okay!"

"Great!" Zhang Zongzhu didn't expect his eldest brother to be in pain so quickly, and he repented and quarreled with others.

"Dollars!"

"Ah!" Zhang Zongzhu didn't expect the eldest brother to be so ruthless. Angry hate, I can't bite her to death.

"Big brother!" Zhang Zongzhu almost cried: "You can do it, I really didn't bring so much money!"

"Can't afford to make money, right?"

"Hmm!" Zhang Zongzhu nodded helplessly.

"This is easy to do, I'll give you an account, and you can just hit my card when you return!"

"Ah!" made Zhang Zongzhu say nothing in surprise. I thought to myself, "This Yin Division has rapidly advanced to the mortal world!"

"What's so special about this? You haven't heard that money can make demons grind!"

"Ahhh!!h

"To" the eldest brother handed a note: "This is my account, Global Pass, don't forget to give the old man the money." If you mess around, don't blame the old man, come to the door to ask for his life!"

"Hey!" Zhang Zongzhu took the account and looked at it and handed it back: "Here, I don't need this account anymore." ”

"Why don't you need it?" the eldest brother was very fresh: "Pay cash?"

"Hey, by the way, I'd better pay in cash!" Zhang Zongzhu sent a stack of money.

"That's right!" said the eldest brother with a smile, "I know that you kid is rich." "Take the money when you speak. He counted them skillfully, and then exclaimed, "Oops!

"Why is it not enough? I ordered it, how much is it?" Zhang Zongzhu pretended to be surprised!

"Not enough, not enough, only a thousand talents!"

"That's right, isn't that Ling Qian?"

"One person is a thousand spirits. ”

"That's right! We've talked about one person, Ling Qian! I don't give less!"

"It's just one of yours, and you're still two sides away. ”

"There are two other sides, where are they? Just one side of me!"

"Don't cheat, boy, it won't work. "When the eldest brother went to find the quietly with Zhang Shan, where was there still someone?

On the temple of death walked a child who had been around for less than a few days, holding a sleeping adult in his hand. Why did the infant baby come to Yunyun Divine Power? His actions confused the eyes of the Sect Master and the God King...

"God King, take a quick look at the book of the dead and alive, what is this child's surname?"

"Immortal God King!" Zhang Zongzhu said on the Temple of Death.

"You are?"

"Don't ask who I am," Zhang Zongzhu snatched the sect master's words and said, "You just need to know who he is!"

"What a big mouth! I haven't seen anyone who has seen Yunyun Tuo Da in my Death Temple, a soldier in the town hall!

"Wait!" Zhang Zongzhu pointed with his hand in order to avoid a few strange rocky iron melon soldiers who wanted to step forward to carry out his duties: "Sect Master! You stole my equipment, not only did you not apologize, but you were also rude!"

"Where did you come from, wild boy!" the sect master slapped the stunned wood: "You dare to come to my Death God Temple and talk nonsense!"

"Sect Master, you really have eyes and don't know Mount Tai!" Zhang Zongzhu was arrogant and contented, with a non-humble and disrespectful demeanor.

"Bastard! You dare to spill it! Say I have eyes and don't know Tarzan!" the sect master was so angry that his hair and beard trembled. "Come on....... ”

"Dead King!" the God King interrupted the sect master's words and whispered to him, "Seeing that this kid Yunyun Tuo must have a background, it is better to listen to what he has to say before making plans." ”

"Hmm!" said the sect master, swallowing his breath, "and let him tell me where he came from?"

"Ask me where I come from?" Zhang Zongzhu said, "You have to retreat and be at my mercy before you can say it." ”

"It's okay! This palace is full of my cronies, you just say it!"

"Hey, how can you tell everyone?"

"If you want to say that, come and tell me. ”

"You come here. ”

"You come over and say. ”

"You come here. ”

"Okay! Give you this dignity!" Zhang Zongzhu walked to the sect master's side with great reluctance, put his head on the sect master's ear, and whispered for a while. When the sect master heard this, he immediately became polite, clenched his fists and arched his hands, and said, "Disrespectful and disrespectful!

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Zhang Zongzhu returned the salute with a fist.

"Come on, look at ......!"

"No, I'll come by myself!" Without waiting for the sect master to give instructions, he sat on the right side of the sect master with a big grin, and took advantage of the fact that he raised Shi Lang's legs.

"Come on, look at ....... ”

"No, I'll come by myself!" Before the sect master could finish speaking, he reached out and grabbed the sect master's teacup and drank it.

"Why don't you use the cup of the Dead King?" the God King really couldn't stand it.

"Same, the same!" he didn't see a head. The sect master was so angry that he didn't say anything, coughed dryly twice and asked, "What is the goal of the Great Driver?"

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! Such a good tea will be drunk first! Sect Master! Such a good Longjing tea must be bribed by a corrupt official!," Zhang Zongzhu asked this question, which made the sect master very embarrassed: "Hahaha! You really laugh, how can anyone bribe me in my water purification bureau!"

"Hey!" Zhang Zongzhu drank tea while waving his hand like a rattle: "Negligence, negligence! Your sect master is too insincere, I have heard it." ”

"Did you rumor, what did you hear?"

"You have to have tens of thousands of dollars to receive gifts as soon as you spend your time, plus the money you have to work hard, you will earn at least hundreds of millions a year!"

"Ahh

"This is not to mention the little spirit sent by others, Xiao Wang or something, it is rumored that there are dozens of villas!"

"You, who did you listen to?" the sect master panicked.

"Big brother said!"

"What did the eldest brother tell you?"

"That's right! Big brother reported it to me personally!"

Su Yibai said this in order to anger the sect master, but he didn't expect the sect master to be deceived. But the black-faced Grim Reaper is angry.

"Come on, quickly invite the eldest brother to the Temple of Death!"

The messenger echoed, and Zhang Zongzhu stole for a long time.

After a while, the eldest brother came up to the hall and saluted and said, "I have seen the Dead King!"

"Hmm!" the sect master snorted lightly and said very unhappily, "Big brother, I heard Master Huang Mao say that you ......." ”

"What is the sect master's rumors?" the eldest brother asked.

"Haha!" Zhang Zongzhu walked up to the eldest brother with a smile and whispered, "If the sect master asks you, you can tell the truth!"

"What am I talking about?" was so clear that the eldest brother didn't know why.

"That's what you told me. Zhang Zongzhu whispered with his toes against his eldest brother's ear.

"What did I tell you?"

"That's who!"

"Which one?"

"Hey, why did you forget?" Zhang Zongzhu prompted: "The sect master accepted bribes. ”

"Ahh

"Ahh "Zhang Zongzhu is like a nobody.

"You kid don't choose what to say!!, when will I justify!" "The eldest brother is greedy for tricks.

"Don't meddle, let's recruit quickly!"

"What do you want me to recruit? Do you want to induce a confession?" The eldest brother knew the importance of the problem, and it was impossible to recognize it, but it was not possible to let Zhang Zongzhu continue to talk nonsense, so she wanted to reverse the forced situation, and said in a progressive voice; "You wild boy who doesn't know the height of the sky, you dare to lie and talk nonsense in the sect master's hall, you really don't know whether you live or die!

"Yes, do you have proof?" finally said the sect master who had been listening to it for a long time.

"Evidence?" Zhang Zongzhu was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this Meng wife to be difficult to deal with. After scratching his scalp, he had an idea, and stepped forward and whispered to the eldest brother: "Big brother, I will report you the truth! If there is no evidence, do I dare to go to the sect master and talk nonsense?"

"What evidence?" The eldest brother was also confused, and he had no bottom in his heart.

"What do you see this?" said Zhang Zongzhu, who took out a fountain pen in his hand.

"What is this?" the eldest brother does not decompose.

"Voice-filling pen!"

"Sound pen?" "The eldest brother has rumored about the sound potter, but he has never heard of the sound pen, so it must be almost ineffective.

"I've recorded everything you said here, do you want me to show it to my friends?"

Although plain clothes are white, they are cheating, but they can scare the eldest brother stupidly. She has been slaughtering people for several years, but she didn't expect to be slaughtered by others today. I was so angry in my heart, but because of the pain in the hands of others, I could only pretend to smile and say: "Brother Huang's Mao, don't let it go, don't let it go" She begged and said: "Can you hide this work, and the other work is easy to say." ”