It was night, the big beggar looked at a few ducks and drooled, "Duck obediently, duck obediently, you husband and wife have given birth to so much, send me one to eat, now I count to three, you didn't shake your head, then you agreed." One two three. Then he reached out and grabbed a duckling, and at that moment his butt hurt, and the whole person fell to the ground.

Dazhong looked back, "Ah, it's you crazy monk again." "How can it be so? "Don't come, don't come ... I've asked them both of them. He said, "Did he ask you?" and said to the duck, "Did he ask you?" "No, no." Dazhong's frightened face changed greatly. "How could a duck speak. ”

Ji Dian said: "What else do you have to say?" The big beggar immediately knelt down and begged: "Don't pull me, it must be the mother duck who seduced a nine-palace bird before it can speak." That's right, it must have seduced the Nine Palace Bird. "It's a matter of what someone's mother seduces, when you want to take care of it, let me tell you, we must have some self-esteem in our life. ”

"Since you're going to eat them, you have to get their consent first. "How can anyone be willing to be eaten by others?" "Ma Dan, I want to eat you now, the one who is willing, can come with me." In the surprised eyes of the big beggar, the mother duck led a group of ducklings to follow closely behind Jidian, and the big seed chased after him and said, "I worship you so much." ”

"You can call me master. "Master, if there is anything that Master can serve, please just ask. "Uh, it's late, it's time for you to sleep. "Ahh Early the next morning, the big beggar slept soundly, and Ji came over and said, "Da Chong, your father has come to look for you." ”

The big beggar said in a daze: "Your mother just came to look for you, my father has died a long time ago." "Look at it, change. Dazhong opened his eyes, "Ah, Dad, how are you?" "Dazhong, do you listen to Dad?" "Listen." "Listen, I'll tell you in my father's name that you are not allowed to beg in the dervishes in the future. ”

Dazhong took the small bowl and said, "I think so too, I should change to a big pot and ask for food again." "I'll do it. Ji Dian and Dazhong walked down the street, muttering, "I just remember that my father scolded me and left." Ji Dian looked at a shop next to him, "Let's eat something first." "I've been kicked out by people from this store. ”

Turning around, I saw Ji Dian holding a pile of gold, "Wow, so much money." Ji Dian handed him the money, "Hold it so that you won't be kicked out." Xiao Eryi saw so much gold, "Uncle, please do it quickly." Stinky monk, get out!" Ji Dian shook a piece of gold in front of his eyes, and Xiao Er hurriedly changed his words: "Two masters, please sit down." ”

"Sit down for a while, and I'll make you tea. Ji Dian said: "Da Seed, whatever you like to eat, just order anything." ”

"I like to eat chicken butts. ”

"Anxious about your mother's ass, you have money and face now, of course, let's rinse your mouth with a bowl of shark fin first. "Okay. ”

"Okay, just call it. "I don't dare to scream, so you should call it." ”

"You don't even have this bit of self-confidence, how can you get ahead and muster up courage. "Give me two days to think about it. ”

Ji Dian slapped him in the face, "Are you kidding me?" Dazhong whispered in his ear, "Give me a bowl of shark fin." ”

"Oh, I want you to say it so loudly that even the neighborhood can hear it. "Give me a bowl of fish. "Smack," it's not, it's wings. Dazhong said aggrievedly: "Don't force me. ”

Bang, Ji Dian threw the fan on the table, "Don't be stupid, how could I force you." Isn't it okay to say no?"

The big beggar shook his head again and again, "Be obedient, be obedient." "I just want to eat chicken butts. "I'll fuck you. "Ji Dian really can't stand it, and he is a fat beating in front of the big seeds.

"I have to say that you will give me a bowl of shark fin to rinse my mouth. "Give me a bowl of shark fin to rinse my mouth. After saying that, he ran out of the store with a lot of grievances.

"This son of a bitch. As soon as I went out, I saw the big seed gnawing on the chicken butt, and walked over and kicked it, "I'm so angry, you stinky boy." ”

"Big seed, I don't want to talk nonsense. Look at me, this is my true face, the Dragon Descending Arhat. "There's a ghost. ”

"The little chicken and the cat shout, the ghost is not like this, the ghost is like this. Seeing the ghost, Dazhong rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Hey, you're not really going to pass out, are you. Oops, who kicked me in the mouth. A pedestrian said: "Pretend to be a ghost, put on a sheet and hang two pig intestines in your mouth, to scare beggars, idiot!"

Saying that, he stepped forward to beat him, and several passers-by hurriedly pulled her away, "Don't be so impulsive! "Neurotic, he's scary to come out in broad daylight. ”

Ji Dian looked at the direction they were leaving, "People are really not afraid of ghosts now!" walked up to Da Chong and pulled him up, "Da Chong, you understand first." ”

"If it's fake, so whatever you want, I can help you make it happen, just tell me. "I want you to take me to heaven. "What a reflection on you!"

The big seed said excitedly: "I don't want to be a big beggar." "Okay, finally let me see your self-esteem. "I'm going to make one, fairy beggar. "Hehe, Ji Dian is a kick when he hears this.

In the Guoqing Temple, the abbot said: "There is a morning class tomorrow, everyone go to rest early." "Master, what about the beggar outside?" "My Buddha is merciful, and the temple is open for convenience, so let him sleep outside for one night." ”

Fu Hu came to Guoqing Temple, "Touch... The abbot and the others were so frightened that they retreated again and again, "Quickly move the wooden fish magic weapon inside." At this time, Ji Dian came back with a big seed, "Stinky boy, it's better than you to give birth to a barbecued pork." ”

Suddenly, the dark clouds covered the moon, and the mana of Fuhu came back, "Fuhu Arhat appears in his real body, you eat my tofu!"

Suddenly, an unkempt man walked over, and Fu Hu was taken aback, "Qilin monster, why did you do this?" "I made it like this to hide people's eyes and ears and come down to report to you." ”

"What's the matter?" the Qilin Heavenly General said, "You went down to earth privately today, and the above already knows." He also sent the plague god down to spread the plague everywhere, and when the time comes, how many people will be injured and how many people will die, all will be counted on your head. You have done so much evil here, and when you go back, you will definitely be demoted three levels in a row, and you will die. ”

Ji Dian walked over and said, "Fuhu, you woke up." "It's none of my business!" "It's none of your business, but you know the idiot above. It doesn't matter if one person is demoted, it will kill so many people. You can get in trouble with these. ”。

"That's right. "I don't know what the rules are, you tell me, it's the one who ordered the plague." "Up there. ”“TMD。 ”

"Descending Dragon, ignore him, be careful yourself, take care. "Go up and admit your mistake and see if there is a way to remedy it." "Take care. ”