"Bang"

With one blow, Kameki successfully dealt with the dying flat-headed badger.

The badger's heart when he was killed: "(^ω^), finally relieved." ”

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Kameki always felt that this flat-headed badger died with a smile.

Perhaps, death, is also a joy for it.

"Slightly ......"

Shaking his head, Kameki felt that he might be stunned.

"I actually guessed the little idea of a flat-headed badger, and it was a dead flat-headed badger. ”

When Kameki thought about it, he felt that he was starting to become a little abnormal.

"No, we have to stop

illusion

It must be an illusion. ”

But the more you don't think about something, the easier it is to remember.

"Damn! how could that flathead badger laugh?"

"Is it the loss of the flat-headed badger, or the relief after being beaten by Xiaobao?"

"Isn't this flat-headed badger an SM fetish? Isn't it supposed to be? Isn't the monster unintelligent?"

"Oops, it's annoying. ”

At this time, standing in front of the corpse of the flat-headed badger, Kameki has been muttering to himself.

"Brother Mu, Brother Mu"

Behind Guimu, Xiaobao seemed to find that something was wrong with his master's situation, and said anxiously:

"Brother Mu, what's wrong with you? don't scare me, if you have three long and two short, I won't survive. ”

Xiaobao is very worried about Kameki's situation now, not the kind of false worry, but sincere and sincere worry.

Don't worry!

If there is really something wrong with Kameki's spirit, he won't live long.

In other words, before, Kameki died, and he did his.

But now it's different, he and Kameki have just signed a demon beast contract.

Kameki died, and he had to be buried with him.

"Brother Mu, what the hell are you doing, don't scare me!"

Kameki stood motionless in front of the flat-headed badger.

The face is admired for a while, puzzled for a while, and surprised for a while.

He was still muttering to himself from time to time.

"Like, too much. ”

The current appearance of the turtle wood is very familiar to Xiaobao.

Before his tribe was destroyed, an old snake in his tribe was like this.

Acting strangely, his face is changeable, and it doesn't take long for him to turn into a dead snake.

"No, I can't let Brother Mu die. ”

Po decides to start a plan to save Kameki.

First of all, you have to wake up Kameki and not let him sleep in his own world.

Just do it, it's not slow at all.

syllable

Xiaobao's snake tail slammed into the turtle shell.

"Oops"

Turtle Mu was thinking about something, and his turtle shell was hit hard by Xiaobao.

Angry, angry.

"Xiaobao, you tiger, why are you pumping me well? Do you want to die?"

Kameki asked a fatal triple question, looking at Xiaobao with a gloomy face.

Looking at this posture, if Xiaobao doesn't answer well, I'm afraid a beating will be indispensable.

Xiaobao: "......"

What to do?

Xiaobao's heart is very anxious at the moment.

"Or, just tell Brother Mu that I suspect that he has mental problems, just to save him. ”

"No, no. ”

Xiaobao's idea of rising was then denied by himself.

If you just say it in the way you just said, I'm afraid the problem will be even more serious.

"Or tell a good lie?"

"Yes, that's it. ”

For the sake of one's own life, for oneself to avoid the suffering of flesh and skin.

Xiaobao decided to lie.

Faced with Kameki's question, Xiaobao's eyes gradually became sincere.

The tone gradually became soft and aggrieved.

"Brother Mu, in fact, I was here to help you get rid of that blood-sucking flea on your turtle shell. I'm glad I was quick to do it, otherwise he wouldn't have sucked your blood. ”

“......”

For Xiaobao's words, Kameki didn't believe it at all.

I usually pay so much attention to hygiene, and the turtle shell is smooth and hard.

Not to mention a blood-sucking flea, even if the sword slashes on the body, it is unharmed.

And just like that, there are vampire fleas? Why don't you just say that there are vampire bats?

Editor, I'd like to see how you continue to make it?

Gathering the thoughts in his heart, Kameki looked at Xiao Baodao with a suspicious expression:

"Really?"

"Really, truly, truer than pearls. ”

When he said this, Xiaobao began to become a little weak.

"But my shell is smooth and hard. This blood-sucking flea is on my turtle shell, isn't that a deliberate attempt to die?"

Xiaobao: "......"

Facing Kameki's questioning, Xiaobao is now very panicked.

"Uh...... This one...... Actually, it's a mutated blood-sucking flea. ”

Mutated vampire fleas?

Yo that's interesting.

Kameki didn't know that this blood-sucking flea would mutate.

Could it be that in this Heavenly Demon Secret Realm, blood-sucking fleas can be mutated?

So, Kameki said with great interest: "Mutated vampire flea? Could it be that his mutated attack power is extremely powerful, and his mouth can easily penetrate my tortoise shell and then suck the blood from my body?"

"Xiaobao, quickly tell you Brother Mu, what's the mystery in this?"

Õ_Õ

Little Babymont!

He just said it casually, but he never expected that Kameki would really believe it.

Mystery?

There's a ghost mystery.

However, if you tell Kameki like this, then your previous efforts will be in vain.

I'm afraid I'll have to be beaten up when the time comes!

"No, I'm not going to let that happen. ”

Secretly saying to himself, Xiaobao looked at the turtle wood and spoke slowly.

"Brother Mu, there is only one difference between this mutant flea and ordinary fleas, that is, their brains. Mutant fleas generally have very difficult brains, so this mutant flea dares to do anything......"

"Wait, what did I just hear?"

Kameki is now suspicious of his ears.

Mutant fleas are actually brain mutations? And the brain is not very easy to use after mutation, so they dare to do anything?

Your Excellency, am I a fool?

Mutant fleas don't have very good brains? I think your brains aren't very good.

And in this case, I'm afraid you think that my brain is not very good now!

However, Xiaobao doesn't know anything about Kameki's current thoughts.

He looked at Kameki's stunned appearance, and thought that the reason he said was accepted.

"I didn't expect to be quite talented at lying. ”

Xiaobao's confidence suddenly soared, and he planned to make his lie a little more perfect.

So, Xiaobao stared at the turtle wood excitedly and said:

"Brother Mu, you don't know. This mutated blood-sucking flea is one in ten thousand and is very rare. I didn't expect you to run into one today, and it was on your turtle shell, so you were lucky. ”

"It's a pity, it's all because I was too worried about your safety just now, and I shot too hard and didn't catch anyone alive. ”

"Brother Mu, you punish me! It's my fault that I didn't let you see the live mutated bloodsucking fleas. ”

(｀д´)!!!!

"Enough, don't do it again. ”

Kameki really couldn't listen to it anymore.

After lying, do you still want to play a bitter meat trick?

If you continue to follow this plot, if you don't stop it, I'm afraid it will be your own mistake in the end.

"What's wrong?

(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)

Xiaobao looked at Guimu with a harmless face, and his eyes were full of grievances.

Look, this is the expression that a snake demon should have? What are you still wronged about?

Slapped my tail hard and didn't say anything, looking at your expression, I don't know, I thought I had done something to you.

"Alright, you can pull it down! Tell me, what's the real reason you whip me? If I feel the slightest bit wrong in your words, don't blame me for being spicy. ”

“......”

Yes, in vain for half a day.

It seems that this little trick of his own has long been recognized.

"What to do, what to do!"

Xiaobao is anxious now.

"Forget it, let's be honest. ”

After struggling inwardly, Xiaobao still decided to tell Kameki the truth about pumping him.

"Brother Mu, in fact, I smoke you for your own good. ”

"What? You pumped my tail for my own good. Look at my temper, do you believe that I beat you to death?"

As he spoke, Kameki slowly approached Xiaobao, and seemed to have a tendency to really make a move.

"Don't, don't, Brother Mu, my good Brother Mu, don't be impulsive, listen to my explanation. ”

Faced with the risk of being beaten, Xiaobao was also anxious.

"Okay, I'd like to hear what you say. ”

Kameki is not a vexatious turtle either, and he decides to give Xiaobao a chance to defend himself.

If it's well explained, then everything is easy to say.

If he doesn't explain it well, he's already thinking about changing to a pet.

"Brother Mu, listen to me carefully. ”

Guimu Ken listened to his own defense, and Xiaobao said ecstatically:

"Brother Mu, in fact, I was also worried that you had mental problems, so I pumped your tail. ”

"Do I have mental problems? when?"

"Just now, Brother Mu, you don't know. Your face just now was admired for a moment, puzzled for a moment, surprised for a moment, and muttered to yourself. Symptoms may be noticeable. ”

Hearing Xiaobao say this, it was Kameki's turn to be puzzled.

Looking at Xiaobao's current appearance doesn't look like lying, could he really be like this just now?

Kameki cautiously asked, "Is there one?"

"Yes!"

Po nodded frantically at Kameki, he had to convince Kameki that Kameki himself was like this just now.

Otherwise, he's finished.

“......”

After listening to Xiaobao's words, Kameki looked at Xiaobao nodding frantically and fell into deep thought.

"Did you really do that?"

"Won't it?"

"If that's the case, then wasn't my appearance just now seen by Xiaobao? ”

"It's embarrassing, it's so embarrassing. ”

"No, I have to redeem my image of being a wise and martial artist in Xiaobao's heart. ”

After thinking about it for a while, Kameki looked at Xiaobao, said in a low voice, and said in a serious tone:

"Xiaobao, in fact, I was thinking about it just now. You must know that a wise turtle like me must take one step at a time and take three steps to lay a good foundation for cultivation. ”

"Really?" Xiaobao looked skeptical.

"Really!"

In front of Xiaobao, Kameki began to talk exaggeratedly with a flying expression:

"I was just thinking about where we go from here, how we can get points quickly. My goal is number one, I have to figure out how to take each step well, how to get the most points at the least cost. ”