Chapter one hundred and forty-two, you have to listen to me for everything
As soon as he got on the highway, Zhou Xingxing stepped on the accelerator as if he was stimulated, and his eyes glanced at the front view mirror from time to time, as if he was staring at Lu Changsheng, wondering what the people behind him were doing.
Seeing that the speed of the car was getting faster and faster, but Zhou Xingxing was half-hearted, Zhong Youde realized that if he went on like this, he might really have to give his life to him, so he said casually: "If stupidity hurts, I think you will wail at home all day." ”
"What do you mean?" Zhou Xingxing finally came back to his senses.
"He said you were stupid. Ning Weiwei replied.
"Damn, Xiao Dezi, you are the least cheap and will die. ”
"Forget about your pain, don't take us with you to hurt No, look at the speedometer, Nima is about to soar to the top, you don't want to kill me." Zhong Youde pointed to the speedometer and scolded.
Zhou Xingxing reacted at this time, quickly released the accelerator, and slowly began to slow down, until the normal speed, Zhong Youde breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to squint his eyes to sleep.
Lu Changsheng sat in the back, keeping a distance from Ning Weiwei, one of them sat in the left window, and the other sat in the right window, maintaining the same leaning posture, as if they were both thinking about something.
Feeling the dreary atmosphere of the evacuation, Zhou Xingxing turned on the music and said, "How about a brain teaser?"
"Brain teaser?" Zhong Youde opened his eyes, and it seemed that he was most interested in testing the things of intelligence.
Even Ning Weiwei and Lu Changsheng, who were thinking about things, were attracted over, and seeing that everyone was looking at him, Zhou Xingxing said: "I saw a paragraph on the Internet yesterday, and then I just couldn't find the answer, I don't know if you will or not." ”
While speaking, Zhou Xingxing glanced at Ning Weiwei behind him with a wicked smile, Zhong Youde seemed to know what Zhou Xingxing meant, so he suddenly lost interest, this guy was completely to attract Ning Weiwei's attention.
"Tell me about it. Ning Weiwei also seemed to feel a little bored.
"A man stripped naked and sat on a rock, typing an idiom!" Zhou Xingxing smirked.
Ning Weiwei was stunned, even Lu Changsheng was stumped, seeing this, Zhou Xingxing continued: "How is it, can't you guess?"
"Hit a stone with an egg. Just when he was proud, Zhong Youde closed his eyes and said slowly.
"Grandma's, I didn't let you guess. Zhou Xingxing was a little angry, and at this time, Ning Weiwei and Lu Changsheng also understood, obviously Zhou Xingxing was making a yellow joke, and wanted to make Ning Weiwei blush, after all, she was the only woman in the car.
However, Ning Weiwei not only did not blush, but became more and more interested: "I'm coming." ”
The two men stripped naked and sat on the stones, still typing an idiom. Zhou Xingxing hurriedly said.
Ning Weiwei thought about it, but she couldn't guess it, until Lu Changsheng suddenly thought of a word: "Two birds with one stone!"
"Clever. Zhong Youde gave a thumbs up.
Seeing that the two questions he came up with were guessed by Lu Changsheng and Xiao Dezi, Zhou Xingxing was immediately a little annoyed, so he gritted his teeth and said: "A woman is stripped naked and sits on a stone, typing an idiom!"
Zhong Youde was stunned for a moment, closed his eyes directly, and showed no interest at all, Lu Changsheng thought about it, and continued to pretend to think by the window.
Ning Weiwei touched her chin and was still thinking about it, but she didn't come up with it after thinking about it for a long time, so she asked, "What is the answer?"
Zhou Xingxing was about to speak, but Lu Changsheng spoke first: "I suggest you don't listen, this guy is a pervert!"
"I agree. Zhong Youde squinted his eyes and said.
"What a color embryo, I'm very serious. Zhou Xingxing said with a wicked smile.
"What's the answer?" Ning Weiwei asked seriously.
"This....... Because of the small loss, hehe. Zhou Xingxing smiled on his face, and then he didn't dare to look at Ning Weiwei, and pretended to be serious and went to see his car.
"Because of a small loss??" Ning Weiwei thought about it, and always felt that something was wrong, but soon she understood, and her face turned red instantly, but she was unconvinced, and said, "Since you have all the questions, is it time for me?"
"Hmm. The three of them were all attracted over, and even Zhou Xingxing didn't expect that after thinking through this question, ordinary women would definitely blush and be silent, but Ning Weiwei was completely different.
Blushing is only a matter of a moment, looking at the expression on her face, there is a posture of a woman fighting three men, but Lu Changsheng is not interested, because he doesn't want to provoke Ning Weiwei, he knows very well what kind of character Ning Weiwei is, the more you provoke her, the more energetic she becomes, this is the only experience he has gained after provoking countless failures.
"Come on, who's afraid of whom, Xiao Dezi, will you participate?" Zhou Xingxing asked.
"I'm casual. ”
"Changsheng, what about you?"
"I'm not participating, I'm going to sleep. ”
Saying that, Lu Changsheng squinted his eyes as he leaned on the car, resolutely implementing the guiding ideology of not provoking Queen Ning, in Lu Changsheng's eyes, except for his brother Lu Dahai, who could obey Ning Weiweizhi's obedience, none of the three of them could.
"Okay, it's just right for you to participate. Zhou Xingxing seemed to want to show it, "You can make a question." ”
The two women stripped naked and sat on the stone chatting and typing an idiom. Ning Weiwei said calmly, "Let's talk about it first, I can't guess that there will be a punishment." ”
"Punishment? I like, what punishment?" Zhou Xingxing said with a squint.
"Before I can give an answer, if the participants can't give an answer, they will have to listen to each other until they come back from the Immortal Family. Ning Weiwei said confidently.
"Good. Zhou Xingxing didn't think about it, so he nodded.
"What about you?" Ning Weiwei looked at Zhong Youde.
"I'm casual. Zhong Youde still said the same thing.
Obviously, he is very aware of the situation in the car, Zhou Xingxing is very interested in Ning Weiwei, and Ning Weiwei is not interested in him, as for Lu Changsheng, it seems that he is interested in Ning Weiwei, but he does not dare to provoke Ning Weiwei, and Ning Weiwei is also interested in Lu Changsheng, but he is worried that Lu Changsheng does not provoke her, so he can only find this opportunity.
Sure enough, as soon as Ning Weiwei finished asking him, she leaned over to Lu Changsheng, patted him, and said angrily: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, hurry up and give me a part." ”
Lu Changsheng looked helpless: "What does this matter to me, I won't even say I won't participate." ”
"Then why did you participate just now?" Ning Weiwei said domineeringly, "Since you participated just now, then you must also participate now, if you can't think of an answer, you have to listen to me, now the timer starts, give each of you ten minutes of time, you have to listen to me if you lose, and I will listen to him if you win." ”
Ning Weiwei said, glancing at everyone, especially when she saw Lu Changsheng, she straightened her chest, making Lu Changsheng swallow his saliva directly, and his eyes quickly glanced away.
Then the people in the car began to think of the answer, and soon ten minutes passed, Ning Weiwei looked at her watch and said, "When the time comes, tell me the answer quickly." ”
"I don't know, I throw in the towel. Zhong Youde sold himself without hesitation, obviously he knew very well whether he listened to Ning Weiwei or not, there was nothing to do with him here.
"What about you?" Ning Weiwei looked at Zhou Xingxing with a smug expression.
"I don't know. Zhou Xingxing looked embarrassed.
"You're cocooning yourself. Zhong Youde hit without hesitation.
"Alright, you two have to listen to me before you go back. Ning Weiwei said, looking at Lu Changsheng proudly again, "It's your turn, do you admit defeat? or admit defeat?"
Lu Changsheng was speechless, he had already failed in front of Ning Weiwei, and he had to listen to her when he went home, wouldn't he completely fall under this girl's pomegranate skirt?
As soon as the male hormones swelled, Lu Changsheng puffed out his chest and said, "Are you sure I guessed, just listen to me?"
"That's right, I'll listen to you if you guess it, whatever you want. Ning Weiwei leaned over with a pair of hooked eyes.
Zhou Xingxing, who was in front of "Rubbing", saw this scene, the steering wheel was unstable, and the car almost lost control.
It was also this throw that Ning Weiwei was unstable and pounced directly on Lu Changsheng, Lu Changsheng only felt that his face was pressed by two soft things, and his breathing was directly unsmooth.
When his eyes opened, what he saw was Bai Huahua's chest, and what pressed his face was Ning Weiwei's two full murder weapons.
"Hmm..... Get out of the way...... Get out of the way......" Lu Changsheng panicked and kicked his limbs, completely out of breath.
Ning Weiwei reacted at this time, seeing Lu Changsheng's blushing appearance when she was suppressed by herself, she laughed with a puff, she supported the seat with her hands, and left Lu Changsheng's body, but did not return to her position, but looked down at Lu Changsheng, and said, "How is it, is it comfortable?"
At that time, Lu Changsheng had an urge to swell up with blood and nosebleeds, this woman was really the kind of person who hooked people to death, in this environment, she could actually say such ambiguous words, although her chest was no longer pressed on Lu Changsheng's face at this time, it was less than five centimeters away from him.
The faint fragrance on his body came, and even a man couldn't help but have some thoughts, and immediately put up a tent below, directly on Ning Weiwei's thigh.
Sensing that something was wrong below, Ning Weiwei's face turned red in an instant, and she didn't care about teasing Lu Changsheng, so she quickly got up, sat on the side of the car, and pretended to be calm: "Say, what is the answer?"
Zhou Xingxing is not blind, seeing Ning Weiwei's expression, he knew that it was completely useless, but Zhong Youde on the side didn't open the pot and said, "I finally woke up to you." ”
"Cut. Zhou Xingxing drove the car with his heart, and he didn't have the heart to tease Ning Weiwei.
"Changsheng, if you know the answer, just say it, you must be better than me. Zhong Youde said with a meaningful smile.
If you want to be smart, Lu Changsheng admits that he is not as good as Zhong Youde, this guy is a freak, he knows that it is impossible for Zhong Youde not to know the answer, the reason why he said this is just to cheer him up.
If Lu Changsheng knew the answer just now, he would definitely not say it, but when he saw Ning Weiwei's face flushed, he immediately understood that Ning Weiwei was just a woman with a hot appearance but a very conservative heart, and he must not be cowardly when dealing with this kind of woman, and it would be completely over as soon as he coaxed it.
Therefore, Lu Changsheng didn't care about Zhong Youde and Zhou Xingxing's presence, so he leaned into Ning Weiwei's ear and said four words affectionately: "This time you said it, from now on, you have to listen to me for everything." ”
Ning Weiwei's face turned even redder, obviously she didn't expect Lu Changsheng to be so bold, but she still couldn't help but retort: "Just listen, I'm already your person anyway." ”
"Rubbing ......" Zhou Xingxing was unstable and almost hit the high-speed guardrail........
PS: It's the last week of the new book period, oh, hey, it's a pity that I can't reach the top, and finally ask for flowers, ask for a collection