Chapter 36: Nursery Rhymes
Each unilateral side has its own things that are frightened and feared.
This is the same even for Medi, what he fears most is 'tiredness', for him all the things that are tiring can be avoided, and if he is unavoidable, he will solve them as quickly as possible, and if he can't solve them, he will avoid them.
And now the young man kneeling at the door was sweetened by the limitation that could be avoided, so Medi ignored his presence, turned a deaf ear, and lived his usual life of fishing, welcoming the destined people from the world of the wooden door, and giving a lecture to his protégé Shuo Fangling as usual.
The blind Shuo Fangling did not notice her brother who was kneeling in it without saying a word, and she happily learned the funny knowledge as usual, and then took advantage of Medi's unpreparedness to stir Joan's nose to explore the hidden snack.
This girl ring movie is no longer the age at which words like 'only obedient and well-behaved, and your ability to grow taller in the coming year' can be fooled.
Medi coughed a few words, knocked on Yahuan's head with a rolled-up book to warn, shook her head and shook her tail to read a few sentences not to godfather's fault, and saw that Yahuan was not convinced, so she simply told the strange and mysterious ghost story, Xiao Shuo was trembling, but he pretended to be calm, so that the corners of the duke's mouth curved and snickered silently.
Miss Headless Horseman's most dedicated substitute for the Grand Duke communicated with the guests who came from the wooden door, and when the negotiation was completed, she asked Medi to come over and sign the left ticket, and smashed the tenth stone lock in the backyard, and the silverfish, who had nothing to do, sat on the sofa, watching the teaching Medi in a daze while counting how many pillars of incense were left to arrive.
The day of the Grand Duke of the Emperor of Heaven was so good, and the slight change was that Xiao Shuofang was frightened by the ghost story in the morning, and he didn't dare to go back to Shuofang's house to sleep unilaterally, and he clamored to stay here with his husband and sister, and of course Medi, who wanted to do something inappropriate for children, would not agree.
Therefore, Shuo Fangling was sent to sleep with the former magical girl, the current headless horseman and Kanban girl Ba Asami, and when the girl was lying in the quilt, she also asked that there were no ghosts in this world, and she also kicked her nose and asked to listen to the story ability to sleep, so the helpless headless horseman could only force himself to sleep, and told the fable in his hand for a whole night.
When Medi opened the door the next day in place of Asami, who had stayed up late to catch up on sleep, she caught a glimpse of Shuo Fangyan, who was already close to collapse, and when the other party caught a glimpse of Medie, he opened his dry and hoarse throat and muttered in a voice that was barely louder than that of a mosquito.
"Please give me a good prescription, boy...... Boy ......"
Medi sighed slightly, then stretched out her hand, the holy white light flickering for a moment before quickly fading.
"Shuo Fang Gongzi, do you know? Your father is a dragon, but he is greedy for everything, and he is not happy to abandon anything, he will never transform into a real dragon, but will only be a dragon that disturbs the heavens and the earth, if you can't be cured, I think the dragon's ambition will decrease a little, right?"
Shuo Fangyan's eyes darkened, and then he supported it with his weak hands, gritted his teeth and said, "Sir, what do you mean by this, let the kid persuade his father to put away that big ambition?"
"Well, it looks like that's pretty good. ”
Medi touched her chin and said thoughtfully, ignoring the burning liver fire in the boy's eyes.
"Then please forgive the boy for not being with you!"
The young man who regained some strength after treatment supported his sick and weak body and left without looking back.
"Slow ......"
Medi looked at Shuo Fangyan's ossified body lightly.
"In less than a month, it's a martial arts tournament for the people around you, right?
Shuo Fangyan bit his lips and looked at Bai Sue with a mask in front of him, and held his hand tightly: "My father taught me that people live in this world to fight for a breath, so I will go to the ring, even if I will be beaten to death over there." ”
Medi clapped her hands, as if singing praise, as if mocking.
"Master Shuofang, how far can you fight for this breath?"
"Even if he dies, he will punch Nangong Yanran in the face!"
Shuo Fangyan gritted his teeth and said hatefully.
"Then your arrogance is really incredible, right...... How about if you can sell that pride to the old clumsy, and the old clumsy will cure your body?"
"Arrogance?"
Shuo Fangyan coughed and laughed: "Old Qiao, don't you look at the kid pitifully, so you also come over and step on it and play with it?"
Medi turned back into the room, and before she was pushing a table with ten huge cream cakes on it.
"It's easy, you eat it all, and the old clumsy will be done as a business, and it will definitely heal your body. ”
Eating ten cakes unilaterally is a mission that will not be completed at all in terms of knowledge, and it is not difficult for a warlock who can eat a cow every day, but Shuo Fangyan doesn't understand why eating those fresh white things is considered arrogant?
This problem was soon gone.
These white, sticky fresh foods were not unpalatable, on the contrary, each one had a sweet smell, and in the environment where Qiao Lao did not provide food objects, these fragrant and soft things quickly stained his hair, body, and face, making him look like a dervish in the most embarrassed posture.
And these white foods were the best at first, and when he ate too much, an indescribable taste began to arise, as if the whole liver was protesting, and he vomited in disgust before he even ate half of it, and he tried to eat nine of them, and only the last largest cake remained.
"Do you need to serve some tea to relieve your greasy?"
Medi flipped over her feather fan and chuckled.
"No need...... "The young man, who was more embarrassed than the dervish, stood up, gritted his teeth, and said, "I will kneel for a long day to prove my determination with these nine cakes, and use this last cake to prove my arrogance." ”
After speaking, Shuo Fangyan turned around and left without saying a word, and went home to resume his life, his strong posture was not at all as sick and weak as before, probably because he proved that he was arrogant, so he thought that his body was so relaxed, right?
The only thing that Shuo Fangyan couldn't understand was why his father was full of disappointment after hearing this, and then sent someone to send Bai Yin Wanliang to Qiao Lao Pifu's side.
"Well, he doesn't like to sell me this pride. ”
Medi cut off the piece of cake that contained Xiao Huandan, handed it to the sleepy-eyed Shuo Fangling, and kicked the wisdom staff flying through the wooden door.
Then the wisdom rod staggered and flew up, shouting like a retarded man, "Grand Duke!
After stepping on the wisdom staff under her feet and trampling it hard, Medi asked lightly, "What happened again?"
After calming down for a while, Zhizhu slowly explained the truth of the matter.
The rebellion it shouted about was not the kind of rebellion that wanted to pull Medi down from the position of the Grand Duke, the position of 'Grand Duke' was given by the wisdom staff that helped the Demon King take full power to deal with the big and small matters of hell, and the other emperors wanted to give some dignity.
, other aspects will not give Medi any good expressions, a scum who has not made any contributions to hell, a scum with a combat power of 15, a guy who can only play tricks like those monsters, and even the posture of the emperor is no different from that of humans, how can he become their grand duke?
"In order to give the suspected shit luck, you who have just come to be the Grand Duke have been dismounted, and the 10,000 Heavenly Emperors have opened a forbidden book called [Gaze into the Abyss], and are preparing for your next move...... Oh yes, the mission is actually very easy to bring the new, you know that every time the Emperor game will recruit many newcomers, all the Baron and above the Emperor have the responsibility to bring a new one, they are planned to stumble hard in the Grand Duke of your mission. ”
Medi stood up in surprise! Ten thousand high-level Heavenly Emperors really attacked themselves at this time, so ...... How's going to be dinner tonight?
Seeing that his Grand Duke was really worried that the mutiny of the Heavenly Emperors would affect dinner, Zhizhu suddenly became angry.
"Do you know, Archduke, if you can't finish your next mission, you will...... will ......"
The fact that the four words of being stripped of the position of Grand Duke were stuck in the throat of the Zhi Staff, and the fact that it was like a thunderbolt to other Heavenly Emperors was a pleasant sight to the Buddhist Grand Duke in front of him, saying that he might not be able to say thank you to those high-ranking Heavenly Emperors who came to find fault.
The other emperors were so red that it was impossible to hold a position, and the Grand Duke would only think that it had affected his own fishing.
"They're going to bother you in the future!"
The wisdom staff turned his pupils, and suddenly said with a purpose: "The Grand Duke is the next mission, we ...... Eh, Grand Duke, what are you doing with your sword? Wait, let go of the ring first, put down the white book of your own skin, we have something to say, we have something to say!"
The wisdom staff hurriedly flew forward, blocking the eyes of the Grand Duke and persuading him again and again.
"Well, what are you doing?"
Medi pinned the Chixiao Sword to her waist, the ring in her left hand, and the white book in her right hand, yawning: "I have to liberate the hatchers and witches, and I have to talk to Xiaomei Yanba Asami and the others, and strive to stop this mutiny before dinner." ”
"Ahem, calm down, Archduke, you calm down first. ”
Seeing that the state was about to be unstoppable and unleashed towards the worst bias, the wisdom staff quickly asked Medi to stop, it just wanted to discuss with Medi how to pass the Heavenly Emperor game that was deliberately increased in difficulty by 10,000 high-level Heavenly Emperors, but it didn't plan to let the Grand Duke start a war with other Heavenly Emperors, no matter which side won the final success, it would make the whole hell become turbulent.
"I'll go and make it clear to them, and let these fools stop for a moment, and although I'll probably be dismantled by those fellows and left with only a single crutch, I won't let them bother you, our esteemed Grand Duke. ”
Wisdom Scepter comforted Medi with a look of concern, so Medit was happier to sit back on the couch and continue to sip her tea, while indicating that Wisdom Scepter should hurry up and settle the mutiny before his dinner.
"Grand Duke, you should say, let's think about other facilities and something like that!"
Seeing Medi so ruthless, the wisdom staff said the most poignantly.
"Oh, is it?" said Medi, turning the next page of the book, absent from her eyes.
"That's right, listen to the Grand Duke, your current strength and strength are the most subtle, and your stamina is not comparable to other emperors, so no matter what happens to me, you have to be upright!"
Zhiwan admonished in a sad and serious tone, and not only did Medi burst into tears, but she picked up the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone and handed it to it.
"Just write a suicide note to me, don't be too bothersome and delay my dinner. ”
Wisdom Staff: "......"
"Grand Duke, you take this. ”
The Scepter gritted his teeth and plucked the ruby from the top of his scepter and handed it to Medi: "This orb can defy the arrival of three deaths, and it will bring you good luck when it is charged." ”
"Thank you. Medi unceremoniously took the orb, and then said without raising it, "Is there something wrong?"
"Grand Duke, you got the wrong line book!"
Zhizhu screamed sadly: "You should say, 'I can't take it, don't want to burden it unilaterally'!"
"I'm not the protagonist of a hot-blooded comic. ”
Medi snapped the book shut, and the most supple sign that the staff of wisdom was about to leave mellowly.
"Isn't it possible for you to co-run my show and ignore it?"
The Scepter sighed, and then disappeared in front of Meddy's eyes, and the moment the Scepter disappeared, Medi jumped up and down in front of the wooden door to plan to lock it tightly, and the Merk's instincts made him feel the most uncomfortable, as if something terrible was about to happen that even the Staff couldn't control.
Just as his hand touched the doorknob, the wooden door seemed to move back, and released a strong suction force to pull his body behind the door, and then a cold loli voice on the other side of the door, humming a fresh children's song.
"There were seven little men, and they went about running for food, and one of them made food to fill their stomachs, and seven were left with six. ”
"There are six little people, who fled for their lives in panic and rushed to the first place, and led the door of death in a panic, and there were five of the six left. ”
"There are five little men, and they rush to the crown in anger to draw their swords, and the enemy dies to the death, and five are left with four. ”
"There are four little people, eager to live to sing praises, disdain the corners of their mouths to rise, four and three left. ”
"There are three little people, and the rejection of love ignites the fire in their hearts, killing one after another, and two of the three are left. ”
"There are two little people, and they have a heart-to-heart relationship at the end of the moon, and they lose their souls with a kiss, and there is one left between the two. ”
"There is one little person, and there is only one person on the empty campus, and there are seven left......
The moment Ge Yao stopped, Medi had already disappeared in place, and not long after, the wisdom staff that had successfully persuaded the Ten Thousand Heavenly Emperors to stop returned to the supermarket, looking around freshly.
"What about the Grand Duke?"
When Medi regained her senses, she found that she was no longer in the supermarket, but in a suite of a contemporary hotel, surrounded by six one-sided lying in a mess.
This scene is exactly the same as the newcomer who intervened in the Emperor game when he first entered Dragon Ball.
Medi couldn't help rubbing her temples, her brain began to roll quickly, the current environment was clearly abnormal, and the wisdom staff had already gone to convince the Emperor of Heaven, and there was no reason why she would find herself forced to carry out such a thing.
There are two kinds of guesses, the persuasion failed, the wisdom staff was beaten into a mental retardation, and he was forcibly pulled into the game of the Emperor of Heaven.
The other is that the persuasion is successful, and in addition to the 10,000 Heavenly Emperors who are doing things, there is a force that wants to do it to themselves...... Sure enough, he, a duke with no background and no qualifications, has become a thorn in the side of some people.
After sorting out her state slightly, Medi looked at the six newcomers around her, plus did she have a total of seven Heavenly Emperor candidates involved in this game?
No matter which kind of guess it is, I have to clear the game ability in front of me first, and go back, although there is also the option of the wisdom wand to fish himself out, but I really don't want to expect the guy.
"Where is this? kidnapping?"
A well-dressed social person clings to the public bag in his hand, and the visual inspection is the footprint of the boss.
"Kidnapping?
This is a ruffian with colorful hair and a long toothpick in the corner of his mouth.
"Calm down, everyone, this shouldn't be a kidnapping incident, at least I haven't seen a kidnapping case that dares to tie up to the police. ”
This is a strong, uniformed law enforcement officer who wants to consolidate the chaos.
"I'm hungry. ”
This is a fat otaku who still can't figure out the state, and he doesn't seem to wake up yet, and he is patting his cheek with his greasy hand.
The remaining two newcomers are women, one of whom should be a high school girl at the school flower level based on the school uniform and age, and she is determined to stand in the distance and connect with the men in the house without saying a word, even if they make eye contact, they are all disdain for men.
The other woman, now staring at Medie, had a pair of beautiful eyes full of complicated looks, like resentment, guilt, and resentment.
"My stupid sister. ”
Medi locked her eyes on the girl in front of her and the girl who was looking at her, shook off the fan to cover the lower part, and said with interest: "It's been a long time, I heard that you just withdrew your marriage with the Nangong family, and agreed to fight each other in the next competition?"
Nangong Yanran turned her back to Medi and said coldly, "This has nothing to do with you, you have been eradicated from the family tree and have nothing to do with the Nangong family, and I am no longer your sister." ”
The explosive-smelling air of the brother and sister confused the attention of the boss, the ruffian, the police, the fat house, and the female high school students, among whom the policeman took a step forward and asked Medi: "Sir, you don't seem to be blind to the state in front of you, tell me if you ......."
Medi raised her feather fan and said that the police should shut up first, and he had to deal with the family affairs first.
"Although it is true that we are no longer brother and sister in name, but we can't change the fact that you and I are born in the same mother's womb, in order not to make her sad Next, I plan that you can listen to my words and act next, the platform of the gods in this place is not something that you can play with a talented fire master. ”
Nangong Yanran's snow-white wrists were bruised, and she said coldly: "Showy guy, if you really want to be good for your mother, why do you want to let her and me leave the house, and now you want to put on a brother's shelf?" Nan ...... No, it's time to call you Medi, and you ask yourself...... Do you deserve it?"
"Can you tell us where and what's going on?"
The embarrassed policeman raised his hand and tried to insert the dynamite conversation again, and he could vaguely feel that the temperature of the entire room was under the reproach of the costume beauty, and he hurriedly climbed.
Finding that Nangong Yanran was not relying on communication skills to solve the problem now, Medi could only put down this sister first, looked at the other five people, and stretched out three fingers.
"First, I'm sure of your guess, that's right, you've been kidnapped, it's just that the kidnappers don't look at our wealth but on our hard work, and second, I'm not a veteran, I've just passed a newcomer to the Emperor game, and third, the sixth sense of the Namek people reported to me, it's better to get out of here now, let's do it at your own discretion, I'm not in the mood to bring a newcomer." ”
With that, Medi turned around and walked out of the hotel.
He wasn't lying, and now he felt that it was unprecedentedly stirring his nerves, not in this hotel that seemed to explode at any moment, but in the whole world.
No one knows what the 10,000-level Heavenly Emperor forced into this world in order to stumble on him, all he could do was to leave this treacherous hotel with his intuition, and the six newcomers behind him hesitated for a moment, and then followed him inside.
As soon as they walked out of the room, several people living in the contemporary metropolis were terrified, only to see a little protégé in a blue suit, white shirt, gray shorts, red bow tie, and black-rimmed glasses, constantly walking around the lobby of the hotel, and in the upper left corner of his body was obviously a dead body.
"The little protégé of the Grim Reaper, Conan Edogawa!"
The fat house wailed: "Oops, what the costume boss said is right, if this place stays here again, people will probably die!"
But the problem is that the police have already set up a stop at the entrance of the hotel, blocking all the people in the hotel that is about to explode.
And now, that Edogawa Conan is looking at the seven people who are coming out with questioning, there are no policemen in the team, and there are two people dressed in ancient costumes with beautiful female high school students, which is really not ordinary suspicious.
Even in the face of the gaze of this little protégé of the god of death, his expression turned pale, and he looked at Medi, the only one who had passed the Heavenly Emperor's game.
Sure enough, the old bird is the old bird, even in the face of the famous death, he still walked calmly towards the other party, and pointed to the corpse in front of the public, and said to the little protégé.
"I!murderer!clear no?"
Conan Edogawa looked at Medi with a stunned expression, and the crowd around him had already studied it.