Chapter 139: The Garden of Chaos
Archduke Slaanesh, who took over Salamanda's words, Celestia looked at Medi and shook her head: "Are you an exception and want to live well?
Faced with the mockery of the cold version of Celestia, Medi did not approve or deny it, but just said lightly: "I just feel that I have come, so I will accommodate and live, that's all." β
"Then let's include Halloween in all its most beautiful days. β
The arrogant Grand Duke stretched out his hand to Medi and said in a blasphemous voice: "As long as you win, you will be able to become the demon king who controls the lives of countless universes, in that case, no one can stop you from living well." β
The embarrassed wisdom wand that was thrown aside had a hint of laughter on the corner of his mouth, about the fact that Medi has experienced the extremely evil mode to become the demon king, and the secret of his cooperation with the staff of Celestia at this time, once the demon king who will be healed is revealed, it is certain that he will immediately become the target of the public, so how could Medi intervene in this game?
"Okay, I'm involved in this game. β
In the sound of the big snake falling, Medi stood up, looked at the surrounding Grand Dukes with great interest, and said faintly: "I have a small condition, I plan that you can agree to it, and trust me that this is all the conditions that are doubly beneficial to the Demon King Promotion Competition...... Of course, you can also refuse, but in this case, I have no reason to accompany you. β
In the distance, he looked at all the wisdom rods, looked at the many grand dukes who had promised with sympathetic eyes, and gritted his teeth like self-abandonment: "No matter what you are pitted into, I don't care." β
After saying that, it activated the set up French style, teleported the six Grand Dukes together to the location of the Halloween parade, and then went on to breathe like a nervous state.
"I really don't care......"
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Vibration, there is a feeling of nausea that I don't know what to look like.
When Medi opened her eyes again, she was already in a garage-like garage in the middle of Halloween, which was also stated in the invitation, the place where the villains' spirits were to be suppressed, but at this time it seemed that it was still in the preparation stage, so all of them temporarily showed the calm before the storm fell.
He knew that when the garage was opened, he would have to meet with villains from various fantasy worlds, and then those villains who wanted to be reborn would do everything in their power to defeat all the Heavenly Emperor Grand Dukes.
Only this time Halloween is slightly different.
This time, the opponents of the Emperor of Heaven are no longer only the villains of the fantasy world, but also their colleagues, and only in this way can the game be called an extremely evil mode.
Just as Medi was thinking about what to do, a flirtatious voice came from nearby.
"By the way, I can feel three hot breaths from this dark garage, and I can hear the sound of my tail thumping on the ground, can you hear me?"
"Who can't hear you when you speak so loudly, the point is that you have to see it with your fingers out of sight. β
Another arrogant female voice replied with annoyance: "It's okay if I can't see it, I was still bathing before I was caught here, damn it, where are the clothes." β
The flirtatious voice suddenly whistled like a ruffian, and at the same time said lazily: "Guys, I think it is necessary to find the hiding Sun Father before that pretty young lady finds her clothes." β
Medi, who was silent continuously, began to say lightly: "You can use the knife behind your back to cut off the fuel tank of a certain car, if you have enough strength and are not killed, you should be able to see the sun." β
"What a rampant observance, but luckily I'm a madman. β
After the flirtatious sound fell, you could hear the sound of long knives coming out of their sheaths, the sound of steel tearing through the ears of steel, followed by the sound of liquid ticking to the ground, accompanied by the strong smell of gasoline.
"Wait. β
The female voice shocked and assimilated happily: "I haven't found my clothes yet." β
"You can cover my eyes, so I can't see anything, ma'am. β
The man laughed strangely, and swung his long knife to slash at the tank flowing with gasoline, and the sparks from the collision of steel and steel emitted a violent chemical understanding after the battle with gasoline, and the fire also illuminated the face of the madman in an instant.
Well, this madman in a blood-colored straitjacket, with a mask, and two knives...... DΓ©jΓ vu.
Bathed in the air of the explosion and then the burning car, Medi was interested in investigating the clown costume, and screamed with pleasure, realizing that this game was far more funny than she had imagined.
Bad sports cars are burning, and the light of the fire not only illuminates the darkness, but also exposes the dangers buried in the darkness.
It was a massive, dangerous creature with a metallic texture, lying on the top of the garage and staring at the food, a woman in a clown mask.
Medi is very familiar with this kind of guy known as the Alien Empress, his hell has many similar creatures, and it is also the most porridge monster of many martial arts masters, and that silent hunting method is expected to have succeeded in taking a blood if it were not for the unexpected actions of the madman.
No...... If the madman was really the person he remembered, he could have chosen to cut the fuel tank precisely because he wanted to see the danger clearly, although at this time he had been engulfed by the flames of the explosion, causing a charred body, and even his head was cut by the glass that was blown away by the explosion, and flew to the feet of Medi, watching the Harley Quinn who was about to fight the Alien Empress.
"Hey, look what I've glimpsed? A penis has become a sperm?"
The Harley Quinn who was targeted by the monster did not have any fear, but played with the monster in front of her with the ease.
As a weak woman, she was naked, unarmed, and Medi couldn't feel any supernatural energy from her.
In other words, ordinary people are targeted by the terrifying alien queen in this realm, and they must have forgotten to even escape, and they will soon fall into a madman, and they will probably say ...... The harley quinn in front of her is a madman.
The Alien Empress moved, it pounced on the Harley Quinn with terrifying oppressive force, and the Harley Quinn also squatted down slightly, her snow-white thighs were tense, and she would come out like an arrow from the string at any time, and then kill the Alien Queen in front of her with the help of various objects.
This is the date that Medi expected, and he has no doubts about this date, compared to the crime giant of Gotham City, Harley Quinn, the Alien Queen is not enough to see.
So he made an arbitrary move, and on the wall made of reinforced concrete earth, countless powerful steel needles burst out under the control of the alchemy, erecting the Alien Queen who was struggling to death, and then more steel needles poured in from all over the world, and stabbed the Alien Queen into a hornet's nest before being melted by the strong acid blood.
Harley Quinn had already run to a safe place, which was behind Medih, using him as a shield to avoid the splashes of strong acid blood, and patted him on the shoulder and said with interest: "Dude, this superpower is used well, mixed with the Justice League?"
"No, I think you should ask another question. β
There was only one head left, and the madman without any vocal organs made a bloody dialog in the head and asked Medi, "Dude, are you a Marvel man?"
"Marvel?DC?"
Harry Quinn asked suspiciously, "I haven't heard of a name." β
"It's easy to say, I'm Deadpool from Marvel and you're Harley Quinn from DC, hey ma'am, I have a good idea, I think we should play Romeo and Julia, you think that's the case, right?"
Deadpool, who had regenerated his vocal organs, began to flirt with the blonde man with two ponytails in front of him, who was undressed.
"Okay, the start of hellish difficulty. β
Medi sat on the side, looking at a crazy man with a special ability, a girl with a special ability to die, and questioned in depth where luck had gone, and how to give it to his teammates who had brain problems.
"Teammates?"
Harry Quinn muttered, "No, no, no, we're enemies, aren't we......?" Remember, I was tricked by the Joker to seduce Batman, and he planted a time bomb next to me?
"How did you die?"
Medi looked at Deadpool, who had regenerated his limbs and body, and was naked.
"Because of Deadpool's killing of the Marvel Universe, this comic is out of the rage. β
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and said: "We superheroes and superscoundrels are like this, unless the popularity is low, otherwise death can be reborn again and again, hey I thought that my personal movie release could save a little popularity." β
"You're a superhero?"
The naked Harry Quinn stepped forward, his little finger lifted Deadpool's chin lightly and smiled, "As a super scoundrel, I think I have to kill you first." β
"Don't make a fuss everyone, let's find clothes to put on first. β
Medi motioned to the two naked guys to keep an eye on the weather: "Halloween will start soon, you guys pay a little attention to the weather." β
"Where's the clothes?"
Deadpool rolled his eyes and said, "I'd love to ask Dr. Banner to customize a uniform made of the same material as his underwear, but after a few words of conversation, Hulk will rush out and tear my mouth apart, and they really have a grudge against my mouth, right? β
"Stop, stop, I'll give you the clothes. β
Sighing as Medi raised her hand, planning to get some clothes from her supermarket, with a barrier nagging headphones, and the gates of hell quietly did not respond to his call.
Looking at the things that I proposed, the conditions for limiting the abilities of the Heavenly Emperor and Grand Dukes have already worked.
Since the gates of hell could not be opened, Medi raised her hand and cast a spell that she had forgotten in her genes, and soon the two outfits were worn on Deadpool and Harry Quinn.
This is an extraordinarily useful method of qi, and when he made a wish to the Dragon Ball to obtain all the abilities of the Namek, he automatically learned the ability that this Great Demon King used to produce clothes out of thin air.
"It's too earthy, change it. β
Harry Quinn looked at the clothes on his body and immediately protested.
"Hey, this is a war suit from Dragon Ball, and it has a high defense. β
Deadpool patted the clothes on his body with the most porridge, and then swung his hands back in the shape of calyxes: "I don't know why, after wearing this dress, I feel that I can already kamekameha, dude, are you from the Dragon Ball world?"
"I'm not a simple and innocent guy, I won't be able to do that for the time being. β
As he spoke, the door of the garage slowly opened, revealing a huge arena with a diameter of thousands of kilometers, and the cheers like waves echoed infinitely at the moment when the garage door opened.
Harley Quinn ran out of the door like crazy, Medi and Deadpool followed, and as she was about to step out of the garage door, Medi stopped, and looked thoughtfully at the ovipositor behind the alien queen who was killed by herself, a rock-like rigid egg was slowly spit out by the ovipositor, and the face-hugging worm inside slept quietly.
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In the crowded arena, a slightly exaggerated voice was spread in the sky after being expanded by a megaphone, and the six-armed snake demon who was suspected to be the host of the festival held six microphones in both hands and roared loudly: "Emperors of Heaven, are you ready to welcome the centennial Halloween?"
Roars, laughter, baby-like cries, and the sound of magic soaring into the sky.
"Best, we have received your enthusiasm, let us see at this time, this Halloween, those evil and strong souls, can break through the myth of the undefeated Grand Dukes, and bring blood and death to the earthly world, then I reveal at this time, Halloween...... Let's go!"
The cheers instantly rose to another level, and all kinds of Heavenly Emperors occupied their seats, staring at the thousands of evil villains in the arena with eyes full of desire, and then began to place bets.
"I crush Thanos to be reborn, and Thanos, who wears the Infinity Gauntlet, even the Grand Dukes have to suffer. β
A succubus looked at the burly purple man on the field in a drunken manner, and put the 30,000 souls he had reached on the table.
"I crush the Sith soldier Darth Vader! The dark force brewed by resentful feelings is invincible!"
The fallen angels, who have lost their gentleness, have pressed down on a prosperous human kingdom that they have occupied.
"It's got to be Godzilla, Big Mac, Monster, incinerate them all with your atomic breath. β
The ferocious Flame Demon pressed all the priceless Demon Stones on it.
β...... I want to crush the Groundman...... Ten souls, yes, if you can, add a small village of fifty in the Middle Ages on Gilgamesh. β
A thin inferior demon weakly gambled his entire property on Voldemort, who had the highest odds, and divided a part of it to make a two-way investment on a shining golden spirit, and then began to calmly pray that the bad luck of bankruptcy would not come to him, and then he would eat and drink spicy food, and continue to live the days of being trampled under his feet, just look at this wave!
After the crowd of bets, the cheers were even louder, but with a bright bubble enveloping them all, their voices could no longer reach the ears of everyone in the arena.
"It's rampant enough. β
Medi looked at the rich and colorful villains in her sight, and couldn't help but cover her face with her hands, zombies, zombies, all kinds of closings, witches, witches...... He didn't bother to count it clearly, but he still wanted to join forces with others to pull up a team here, the most rampant and chaotic festival in hell here, let alone form an alliance, these villains are expected to fight themselves in the next second.
In fact, Medi guessed correctly, at the moment when the bubbles rose, a girl wearing a kimono with an elegant figure floated into the air, looked down at the villains and said lightly: "I am Zhizi, the ambassador of the Three-Body Culture to the earth, and I am here at this time, giving you equal destruction." β
As he spoke, a seemingly harmless two-dimensional film floated in the air and slowly unfolded.
Looking at the kimono girl who had bewildered everyone's eyes, with the film she had taken out, Medi sensed the large and dangerous smell from somewhere.
"That's a mathematical weapon that can pose a danger to the idea of the universe itself, a two-way foil. β
An indifferent voice came from behind Medi, and before Medi could come to her senses, a hand was placed on his shoulder and pulled him into her soft bosom.
"This touch...... Celestia, is that really you?"
The corners of Medi's mouth curled up slightly, and it looked like luck wasn't really bad.
"Isn't this trying to surprise the Grand Duke? β
Celestia shrugged her shoulders: "It's true that Grand Duke Slaanesh wants to forcibly possess me, I gamble with him, and if I lose, I will obey him, but the condition is that he has to throw the care of hell aside first, and he really did what I said, and then I beat him to death." β
"That is to say, the arrogant Grand Duke, his decision will not be realized in the first place. β
Medi said sadly.
"Even if there is no me, the Grand Duke, you will not let him get his wish, it is precisely because of the thought that you will definitely let this promotion match rot, so the wisdom staff finally did not choose to forcibly stop Halloween. β
Celestia knelt down at Medi with a smile on her eyebrows and said, "At this time, Grand Duke Celestia, obey your entrustment. β
"Start, report what I'm going to do with this kind of thing. β
Medi pointed to Tomoko, who was resisting all kinds of attacks, and beware of untying Tomoko, who was restraining the two-way foil force field.
"It's completely unnecessary, the Grand Dukes are all self-reliant low-dimensional existences, even if the two-way foil can carry forward the influence, it will only knock the miscellaneous fish down the two-dimensional world, and you yourself will not be disturbed in any way. β
Celestia stood up and said without paying attention to the so-called two-way foil: "And the difference between the universe and the universe is so big, the mathematical armor two-way foil that has been studied based on the cosmological constant in which the three-body culture is located, unless it happens to conform to the constant of this universe, will not carry forward any influence at all." β
Almost as soon as Celestia's voice fell, Tomoko, who had already untied the force field that constrained the two-way foil, threw the two-way foil into the middle of the garden, and the surrounding space collapsed into the two-dimensional at a rate of tens of meters per second.
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"Well, it looks like it misses the speed of light, but it can carry forward a little influence. β
Celestia looked away in embarrassment, then transformed into a serpent and carried Medi out of the 'high' area.
And the people around who realized that the two-way foil was terrifying began to retreat quickly, making a flash of joy in Tomoko's eyes, although the speed was a little slower, but as long as this continued, after the two-way foil was covered all, he would definitely be a short-term success.
Tomoko's thoughts continued until Medi threw a cat running away with the crowd into the confines of the two-way foil.
I saw the most spiritual hands of the paper cat that had been flattened by the two-way foil, and looked at the surprised Zhizi with a dissatisfied face.
"I didn't expect that there are really strongmen here who have been innovated to be able to live in the world in two dimensions, respect, can you report me what your name is?"
Tomoko replied to the cat in front of her, who was in the same dimension as herself, and pondered, regretting that the cat didn't seem to have the ability to speak, but just meowed at her a few times, and then grabbed her tail, bit it down and made a blowing motion.
I almost noticed the scene of Zhizi's death, only to see that the paper-like body of the paper cat instantly became thicker, and the space that continued to collapse around it also ended at this moment, and the space that had fallen into the height of the view regained the 'high', and the dimensionality reduction also caused the ascending dimension, and the dimensionality reduction attack that Zhizi relied on was destroyed by the cat thrown into by George in an instant.
"No...... Won't ......"
Tomoko sparked all over her body and staggered back: "Do you rely on adding gas from your body to make this space high? It's already out of thickness, how did you inflate it? No! This won't!"
The cat has no mood tube and has fallen into logical confusion, and it locks onto the figure of its long-cherished enemy Jerry, and quickly pounces into the distance.
After exercising Tom Cat casually broke the two-way foil, Medi, who flew in the sky on Celestia, also quickly decided on the target.
"I want to use the method of agitation to see if it is possible to sign a gambling contract with jealousy, resentment and arrogance, the three most easily manipulated by feelings, block each other's thrones, and then take away their status as the Grand Duke of Heaven, replace them with the Emperor of Heaven that they can trust, and then use this to obtain the strength of hell, at this time it seems that the decision cannot be changed in time......"
"So what to do?"
Celestia asked, confused.
"We can only continue to act according to the decision, although the situation has changed, and the bias in my favor has changed, and the next thing we have to do is to find someone who can be trusted, and then make him the Emperor of Heaven. β
Medi looked at the three black crystals that she had brought in, which could transform ordinary human lives into the Emperor of Heaven, and then looked at the chaotic garden in front of her, and said.
"It's going to be a very difficult task just to pick out three not so crazy people from these crazy people. β
The war is still going on, and Tomoko Wuji's additional dimensionality reduction attack pushes the villains of all the arenas into a doubly complicated situation, and the villains from various fantasy worlds are mixed up.
Obadia Stan, the first villain boss in the Marvel Cinematic Universe Iron Man, is wearing exoskeleton armor, dumping a large number of bullets and missiles around, and pulling out a cannon aimed at the only robot that has not been killed, roaring and asking, "Tonis Tank?!"
βI'materminatorγ β
The Closing Man punched through the exoskeleton suit, ending the villain's life, and soon the sudden Decepticon stomped him flat.
Similar images are played out everywhere in this quiet field.
The giant python that made the protagonist suffer a lot in [Harry Potter] was bitten off by the Tyrannosaurus Rex in [Jurassic], and then the skull was shattered by a punch from [King Kong], King Kong was quickly swallowed by the giant dragon Smaug from [Hobbit], and then [Godzilla] exploded this big lizard that was very similar to his long-cherished enemy, and obediently evolved into [Red Lotus Godzilla] A spiral hotline directly evaporated the most partially partially villain in the arena to scum.