Chapter 251: Sharp Teeth and Sharp Mouth, Self-taught

On the roof, Lu Kaitai closed his eyes and crossed his feet, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and when he heard the two of them leave, he stretched his waist and flew down, took a deep breath, and seemed to feel the only trace of warmth in this cold winter, and walked towards the house of several people with his hands behind his back.

There's nothing to do, then it's time to hurry, Niutou Mountain Beibi Village, where they will go next.

Along the way, several people were in a good mood, not to mention killing two evil masters, and also rescued several children.

Especially Chen San, putting these two things aside, the big fish and meat in the yamen that don't need silver are really fragrant, especially the little suckling pig, he gnawed off the small half by himself, if it wasn't for Linghu's anxious eyes, it is estimated that he can still eat half of it.

It's the bitterness of Nazhi County, the silver was paid 800 taels, and the remaining 500 taels said nothing, and then I won't go to court for a few days after the silver is paid, and if there is any trivial matter of stealing chickens and dogs, it will be arrested and locked up for a few days.

Not long after leaving the town, Chang Yu asked Lu Kaitai, "Blind, where did you learn from?

Yang Chengzi and Chen San hadn't heard anything of Qi Armor, and listened carefully to what they said.

Lu Kaitai looked depressed, "I said Miss Chang, Aunt Chang, can you call me Kaitai? It's been hundreds of times, can't you change it?"

"Tsk, trouble, fart asks for so much, then that's it, since you call me aunt, then I'll call you Xiao Kaitai! This will not lose my identity, but also meet your unreasonable requirements, killing two birds with one stone!" As soon as the words came out, except for Lu Kaitai, several people almost didn't laugh.

"No, why did you lose your identity? What kind of identity do you have, why don't I know? And why is that an unreasonable demand? You explain to me, if you don't explain clearly, we will go home, and the money will not be earned. ”

"Alas, don't be in a hurry, won't it be the end of my explanation to you, isn't that the identity you gave me if I lost my identity? You called me my aunt and grandmother, and I didn't ask you, isn't this a generation older, no, what about two generations, is it identity?"

"I ......"

Lu Kaitai was a little confused, he said it himself, he didn't expect this girl to be so sharp-tongued.

"What about that unreasonable demand, how is it unreasonable?"

"You're pondering! Your name is Lu Kaitai, right?"

"Well, that's true. ”

"That mouth grows on me, right?"

"Hmm..."Well, Lu Kaitai obviously felt that something was wrong, and his voice was much softer.

"Then since the mouth is on me, is it wrong for me to ask you to open Tai?"

"That's right, that's right! That's what I am! You should have called me that!"

"Then since my mouth grows on me, is it wrong for me to call you blind?"

"I ......"

"This mouth grows on me, and you have to let me change it, isn't it very unreasonable? Have I asked you not to call me Changyu? Have I asked you to call me Miss Changyu, who is shy of the moon and shy flowers, sinking fish and falling geese, the national color and heavenly fragrance, bright eyes and bright teeth, ice muscles and jade bones, graceful demeanor, picturesque eyebrows, elegant manners, and clever thinking? How troublesome, is it unreasonable?"

Lu Kaitai was told by Sanyu that it was quite reasonable!

Nodding his head, he said seriously, "You still call me blind!"

"Look, this time you asked me to call you blind, don't regret it after a while, Chen San is not as reliant as you. Sanyu looked smug.

"If you have to get it, you have to get it, and the blind will be blind, what did you just ask me about?"

"I asked you where you learned, and where did you learn those that look quite mysterious?"

"Where did I learn from? I'm a blind man, and whoever wants me is naturally self-taught. ”

"You are a fool of yourself, you are a fool, you are not as good as you, I don't believe it, you are a fool of your aunt and grandmother, are you ...... people?"

"Tsk, you are a Taoist priest, of course the academic law has to be taught, and I don't know how to do magic, just learn some internal kung fu and pranayama Zhou Tian, many practitioners are self-taught, I don't believe you ask your husband. ”

Sanyu looked at Yang Chengzi with a look of disbelief.

Yang Chengzi also frowned and said, "Brother Lu, to be honest, I don't believe it either, ordinary Zhou Tian pranayama is far from being able to collapse mountains and destroy stones, I don't know which master you studied from?"

Chen San also chimed in, "Well, your ears are also powerful, I have never heard a sound that can hear for several miles, more powerful than the ears of donkeys in our town." ”

"Tsk, are you three angry with me under the pretext of asking the teacher?" Lu Kaitai looked depressed, and Chen Xin also sneered.

"No, no, no, I'm not angry with you, I'm praising you. Chen San hurriedly explained.

"It's really self-taught, I didn't lie to you, what do you say about the internal family skills, it's just that the qi goes through the whole body, it's not a difficult thing, you have to let me say a master, there really is one, but it has nothing to do with the qi armor or something, he taught me to play the flute. ”

"Playing the flute?" said several of them.

"Well, playing the flute, the family teacher's surname is Weng Mingtingyun, known as Mr. Yufeng, his flute is the best in the world, have you ever seen a flute that can attract a flock of birds to listen?"

"Birds listening?" Yang Chengzi looked puzzled.

"Well, the birds listen, as long as the flute of the master sounds, the birds within a radius of miles will fly towards him, and stop and listen three feet in front of him. ”

"Tsk, why don't I believe it?" Chen San raised his head and questioned.

"The rhythm of the family teacher, how to say it, is a realm, I have never felt it in other musicians, that is, it is vigorous and powerful, quiet as a breeze, moving like a trembling soul, yes, yes, that's pretty much what it means. ”

"Your master will also do his own work?" asked Yang Chengzi.

"No, I thought he would, but he said he would, and I listened to his breath as just the breath of an ordinary person, he didn't know how to do it. ”

"Wouldn't it be like this?" asked Chen San.

"This has nothing to do with internal strength, it is the realm of music, then I will still have internal strength, and I can't do his breeze and tremble, how can I say it?"

"Hmm... When you talk about the realm, your master's flock of birds have heard that we have seen it. ”

"Have you seen my master?"

"It's not your master, it's a senior monk of Buddhism, the law name is usual, he has passed away in order to seal the big demon in Chenjiazhen, he has a Nayuan breath exercise to attract birds and beasts, we have seen it with our own eyes, it is indeed a realm. ”

"Look, I'm not talking nonsense, it's good to see it, I don't really want to tell you these things, as soon as I say it, you think I'm talking nonsense, or that sentence, there is a sky outside the sky, otherwise how can I worship him as a teacher, in short, I studied the rhythm for a year, and it took three years to understand the qi into the flute sound, as for the qi armor, it was also my own understanding. ”

"Come on, come on, teach me, teach me, is it easy to learn your qi armor or something? We are idle all the way......

"Forget it, it's not that I don't teach you, I'm afraid that you won't be able to give up your money, and if you want to learn Qi Jia, you have to practice internal family skills first, you don't know a single big character, do you remember the one hundred and seventy-two acupoints of Zhou Tian reincarnation?"

"One hundred and seventy-two acupuncture paths?"

"Well, one hundred and seventy-two acupoints, these acupoints are all over the body, you can't make a mistake, I just practiced that acupoint is still a little vague, always practice the fork qi, and it is very boring and boring, are you willing to practice?"

"Forget it, I'll just say it casually, but what do you mean by practicing qi?"

"Don't mention it, it's painful, have you ever stuffed something in your body? It's swollen, it's painful, it's sore. ”

When the two girls heard whether the blind man was talking about something unserious, their faces turned red.

Chen San wrinkled his brows, nodded, and hummed, which naturally attracted Yang Chengzi and the two girls to look at him.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I've been stuffed! That's what he said, it's swollen, it hurts, and then it's sore. ”

After Chen Sanyi finished speaking, the two girls had a smile on their faces, mixed with a little disgust.

Yang Chengzi also frowned, wondering in his heart, is this guy the same dragon impotence as that Wu Chengfeng? No wonder he came to my bed that night, but fortunately he reacted quickly and brought him back......

Chen San was also a little puzzled when he saw the two girls' reactions, "Is there something wrong with your two faces, why are you smiling so strangely?"

"You're the only one who has a problem, we have to be empty, we have to treat you, I've known you for so long, you turned out to be a ......"

Sanyu no longer has a smile, all that is left is a face full of disgust, Chen Xin is also wondering in her heart, whether this marriage will be refunded or not!

"What is it? You asked your father-in-law!"

As soon as these words came out, Sanyu stopped and looked at Yang Chengzi with a shocked expression, and Chen Xin also covered her mouth.

When Yang Chengzi heard this, he almost didn't draw his sword and cut him, "What is there to ask me?"

"You two!"

Chang Yu was anxious, and pointed at the two of them angrily, if it weren't for the copper bowl bought in Yutai Town that Chen San was carrying, he would have smashed it over a long time ago.

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