Chapter 171: My Ass Really Hurts

This is an extremely handsome man, with a pair of embroidered phoenixes on his robe, lifelike, it is the word tuberculosis that Mu Wanfeng met in the Baihuatang of the Flower City - Hua Feng!

At this time, Hua Feng's side was missing the woman who could sanction him, Sun Rui.

In Wan Qianxia's surprised eyes, Hua Feng put on a sultry posture and said, "There is such a story, legend has it that there is a woman who is not good at archery, but she is extremely fond of hunting. ”

"One day she put on a quiver and took a bow and arrows on her back, and rode into the mountains, and whenever she saw wild game, she bent her bow like a full moon and shot an arrow. ”

But when she had only the last arrow left, she didn't hit a single game. She secretly encouraged herself, saying that the last arrow must be hit!"

Then she ran into a wounded rabbit and limped very slowly......

Wan Qianxia was unconsciously brought into it by the story and asked, "The rabbit is already injured, is she so cruel that she wants to shoot the injured rabbit?"

Mu Wanfeng rolled her eyes, the most unqualified person in her heart to say cruel is you!

The rabbit that ravaged to death in your hands is not a thousand, but eight hundred, and you seem to be more cruel than her, don't you?

It's just that Mu Wanfeng didn't dare to say this, for fear of making Wan Qianxia angry again. Now she is not a little girl who can coax a happy rabbit at the beginning.

Even if you catch a thousand rabbits and ravage them to death, it is estimated that they will not have any effect.

Hua Feng shook her head and said, "No!" At this time, a man suddenly appeared, a handsome man with an extraordinary bearing. ”

When the woman saw the man appear, her whole heart sank. Xindao In this world, there is such a beautiful man, she decided to give up hunting and throw herself into the path of capturing the man. ”

Wan Qianxia blinked her eyes and asked, "What happened later?"

Hua Feng's chattering nature was brought up, and her smile was even better: "So the woman instinctively took out the last arrow from the quiver, pulled the string with a bow, and with a whoosh, the arrow flew out." ”

Wan Qianxia's mouth opened wide in disbelief: "Is she going to shoot that man?"

Hua Feng shook her head again and said, "No, she wants to shoot that rabbit and create an opportunity for the two to pick up a conversation." ”

Wan Qianxia breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment her eyes widened again, and she only listened to Hua Feng's eloquent words: "The woman looked at the direction of the arrow, surprisingly did not miss, she would definitely be able to shoot the rabbit, God is really helping her." ”

"Sure enough, she shot! Not a rabbit, but a beautiful man!"

"The man was not only beautiful, but also kind-hearted, and when he saw that the rabbit was injured, he wanted to take it back for treatment. As soon as he pouted his ass and wanted to pick up the rabbit, his ass blossomed. ”

Hearing this, Wan Qianxia seemed to react, according to the development of this bloody plot, the two must have been together in the end and lived an enviable and happy life.

"Don't say it, this is a story about love at first sight, but let me tell you, don't try to lie to me," Wan Qianxia suddenly hugged Mu Wanfeng's arm and said, "I already have someone I like, just now the stone was just a coincidence, there is no special meaning, and there is no story of ups and downs!"

Mu Wanfeng rolled her eyes, if she told this story to someone else, it might have a sultry meaning.

But this is Hua Feng, a talker! Storytelling is purely to satisfy one's desire to express oneself, and the final result can only prove that Wan Qianxia thinks too much.

As if to prove Mu Wanfeng's conjecture, Hua Fengguo shook her head again and said with a smile: "No, no, no~ The woman's arrow was also a coincidence, and when the woman ran over anxiously, the man only said a word. ”

"What are you talking about?" Wan Qianxia asked vigilantly.

Hua Feng slowly spit out a few words: "My ass hurts!"

Wan Qianxia looked at Hua Feng stupidly, her face was red with shame, and she couldn't wait to hide behind Mu Wanfeng immediately.

It's okay if she didn't answer just now, but after she answered, she couldn't help but kick out the pebbles and smash other people's butts, and combined with the story, it seems that she is still saying that she is amorous.

"What happened later?" Wan Qianxia still didn't believe that nothing had happened to the men and women in the story, and asked with shame.

Mu Wanfeng finally couldn't help it and said: "This story was made up by him, and there will be no follow-up later!"

Hmph, later, if you want to hear it, he can tell you for three days and three nights, and he won't pee in between.

"Okay, Brother Hua, don't tease my little junior sister. Mu Wanfeng said with a smile.

Hua Feng arched his hand and said: "Brother Feng, farewell to Baihua Valley, but I miss it so much, I will definitely have a long talk with me tonight." ”

The corners of Mu Wanfeng's mouth twitched, if she refused, she was sorry for the care that others took care of her in Baihuatang. If you should come down, you will be sorry for your ears.

That night, he wondered if his ears were pregnant!

Wan Qianxia interrupted the conversation at the right time: "So you two know each other?"

"Well~ Before the Xuantian Secret Realm, I went to the Valley of Hundred Flowers, and I met at that time," Mu Wanfeng seized the opportunity and hurriedly changed the topic: "Brother Hua, but you have to compete?"

Hua Feng nodded, looked up at the two people fighting fiercely on the stage, and said, "Yes, it will be my turn soon." ”

Bang!

Not long after Hua Feng's voice fell, a loud noise came from the stage. One man was knocked out of the ring by another, fell heavily to the ground, and fainted......

Wan Qianxia wrinkled Qiong's nose and said, "This is ...... right away It's really fast!"

After the elders in the audience announced the results, they immediately shouted: "In the next game, the flower phoenix of the Hundred Flowers Valley, the revenge of the Yuntian Palace will be resurrected!"

Revenge?

Mu Wanfeng was stunned, and reason told him that he should take advantage of Huafeng's coming to power, and then take the opportunity to urinate and leave, so as not to be able to sleep tonight.

But out of curiosity about the strength of Qiu Fusheng, he defeated his original reason and stayed.

Hua Feng confessed, went to the ring, stood quietly on it, the breeze blew the corners of his clothes, and the end was full of fairy spirit, which caused the hearts of the female disciples below to sway.

As time passed, Hua Feng's smile gradually faded, and then disappeared, and the robe that swayed in the wind also lost its fairy energy.

Because of the other side of him, no one stood up at all!

In the end, he looked helplessly at the elders in the audience: "Ruling elder, what about people?"

What about people? Damn, I want to know where people have gone!

This elder was a Purple Mansion Realm cultivator of Yuntian Palace, his face was not very good-looking at this time, and he said loudly again: "Yuntian Palace's revenge is resurrected, please come to the stage to compete!"

There was another long silence, no one answered, and no one stood in the ring again......

"Revenge!"

The elder couldn't help but roar, this bastard must have been impatient to wait and went back to sleep.

At this moment, another elder of Lingxiao Pavilion said with a cold face: "I'm afraid it's not very safe to wait like this, right?"

He said this, but he smiled in his heart, Qiu Fusheng is a disciple of Gu Taiqing, a leader of the younger generation.

If Qiu Fusheng abstains here, Ruan Hongyu will have one less fierce opponent, and his chances of winning the championship will increase by a few points.

"Wait a little longer," Elder Yuntian Palace didn't know what he was doing, and asked Hua Feng, "Hua Xiaoyou, would you like to wait for half a pillar of incense?"

"Yes!"

Hua Feng also has her own arrogance, she doesn't want to win such an inexplicable way, although she knows that she can't beat Qiu Fusheng, but she still wants to have an honest competition.

The Ling Xiao Pavilion elder snorted, since the parties were all willing, he didn't want to say more.

Fortunately, the main arena of the competition was in Kaiyang Peak, and the elders of Yuntian Palace no longer hesitated, and instructed a disciple of Kaiyang Peak to go to find Qiu Fusheng......

After the half-pillar incense, the disciple hurriedly ran back: "Elder Zhao, Senior Brother is not in his room!"

Elder Zhao gritted his teeth in anger, he still wanted to be cheeky and let Hua Feng wait.

However, Elder Ling Xiao Pavilion spoke again: "Elder Zhao, if you don't announce the result, what are you waiting for?"

Elder Zhao had no choice but to announce the result: "Hundred Flowers Valley Flower Phoenix Victory!"

Hearing this result, Elder Lingxiao Pavilion laughed, Elder Zhao couldn't laugh, Mu Wanfeng smiled bitterly, and Hua Feng on the stage couldn't cry or laugh.

Hua Feng put away the spirit sword and walked to Mu Wanfeng depressedly: "Brother Feng, let's go, let's drink!"

After finishing speaking, no matter whether Mu Wanfeng agrees or not, and whether Wan Qianxia is happy or not, he picked up Mu Wanfeng and walked towards Yuheng Peak.

He also heard about Mu Wanfeng's draw of one thousand and one, and Mu Wanfeng had a bye, so he didn't have any scruples.

Wen San and the others, Mu Wanfeng hadn't seen him for a long time, he missed it, so he didn't refuse. Between the pregnancy of the ear and the meeting of friends, after the battle between the heavens and the earth, he arrived at Yuheng Peak with half a push.

A group of big men were drinking, and it was not appropriate to bring Wan Qianxia with them, so Wan Qianxia was divided by Mu Wanfeng in a look full of resentment, and went back to Kaiyang Peak to rest.

When they came to Yuheng Fengwensan's small courtyard, they didn't find anyone there.

Hua Feng looked like a master, and after tossing in the kitchen in the small courtyard for a long time, she actually fried a few side dishes and served them on the table.

took out a pot of wine from the storage ring and chatted with Mu Wanfeng, of course, he was basically talking, and Mu Wanfeng just said "um, oh, ah" a few times.

About an hour later, Wen San and the others came back dejectedly, followed by the spring breeze of Beitang Yiye.

So Hua Feng went to the kitchen again and fried a few side dishes, while Mu Wanfeng went out to catch a few game, roasted them and increased the dishes, so as to prepare for a few people to chat.

Like Mu Wanfeng, since Hongyan's incident, Wen San and the others have been grounded, and even Yu Hengfeng is not allowed to leave.

The first is to avoid the wind, and the other is to concentrate on cultivation for the sake of the righteous path.

This is also the reason why in the past three years, the two adjacent peaks, but they have never found Mu Wanfeng.

After this period of cultivation, Wen San and the others also broke through to the Jindan period, but it was Jindan Yizhong, and today's competition Wen Er and Wen Yi were defeated.

However, Beitang Yiye ran into a monk from Jindan Yizhong, and easily defeated his opponent and won a good start.

Wen San's opponent was Jin Dan Mie, and after a psychic talisman was smashed, he finally won the victory in a narrow way.

It is rare for a few people to see each other, and this gathering will have a long conversation all night, which is out of control, and the table is even more messy, and the guests and hosts are happy.

The only fly in the ointment is that the flower phoenix chatters, chatters, and everyone's heads swell.

It wasn't until the sky was about to dawn that they cleaned up the mess on the table and headed towards Tianquan Peak to welcome a new round of competition......