Chapter Twenty-Three: The Kappa and the Smoke and the Smoke
Sanmi's halal eight bowls are the second "originator of the mountain".
Rhinosaur trunk, elephant trunk, giant forest pig nose, three kinds of animal nose cooking a dish, commonly known as the "originator of the mountain".
The three noses are first steamed and roasted in an eight-treasure oven, and then braised and stewed slices mixed and plated, making a meaty meal with elasticity and deliciousness.
Everyone carries a piece and chews it in their mouths, the left bite is delicious, and the right bite is delicious. Now two more people have tasted this delicacy.
When Wuju mentioned the toad immortal, two people secretly mixed in with them, and it was really the swordsman surnamed Wang and the swordsman surnamed Lu next door.
The swordsman surnamed Wang arched his hand to everyone and said: "I offended you under the neon light, please vain Haihan." ”
Everyone laughed heartily, not noticing that there were two people mixed in the middle, and at first glance it was the two swordsmen next door, and they couldn't help but be shocked, and said again and again: "Don't tight, don't tight......"
The swordsman surnamed Wang said very politely: "Seeing that you are also bold people, you can't help but come over to have a good time, just now the two of us brothers talked about Nangong Ming, guess everyone is interested, uninvited to dine together, chatting together!"
Wu Operator's face turned red, it was not right to eavesdrop on other people's speeches, and he was very happy to see that the gentlemanly appearance of the sword surnamed Wang was extraordinary. stepped forward to cater to him: "Brother Tai, it's too polite, just let everyone be a companion, just eat together!
Busheng Dynasty Yanyanluo, his real name is Wang Zhaoyi. ”
"The river boy of the Busheng Dynasty, his real name is Lu Yanxi. ”
Wuju hurriedly said: "It turned out to be Brother Wang and Brother Lu, long admiration, long admiration! This is the big boss iron slaughter marks, the second boss has no operator, the third master, the fourth master, and the fifth master...... Well...... Well...... When they come back, they will introduce you one by one, and as for the friends of the tea ceremony, Uncle Bing and Ji Yiren, they will naturally get acquainted with each other later......"
The tea ceremony friends were slightly unhappy when they heard it.
When Wang Zhaoyi and Lu Yanxi heard that they were big bosses, they saluted him one after another, and the big bosses also returned the salute.
At this moment, Wu Ju pointed to a sword immortal and said, "This is my little uncle Xiao Ruo ......"
"Are you a sword immortal smiling like a pran?" The two swordsmen looked a little excited, and then Wang Zhaoyi said: "Brother Xiao, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come unharmed!"
Just when everyone couldn't figure it out, Xiao Panruo looked abrupt, and hurriedly grabbed Wang Zhaoyi, smiling.
Both of them are generally handsome, and they look like long-lost brothers for a long time!
"Brother Wang, is it really your brother Wang? I haven't seen you for many years! I see you very good!" Xiao Hanruo looked at it, held Wang Zhaoyi's hand tightly, and then laughed: "I almost didn't recognize you!"
Wang Zhaoyi also laughed, and everyone laughed for unknown reasons, and the Manhan Pavilion was instantly filled with this cheerful laughter, and the people around looked at them and laughed one after another.
Lu Yanxi shouted: "Brother Xiao, can you recognize it?" Xiao Panruo looked at it and laughed again, "Of course I know, my good brother, Brother Xiao Lu, the kappa!"
Lu Yanxi roared with tears: "Laugh big brother!"
Then he laughed.
It took a long time for the laughter to cease and for everyone to calm down a little.
Wang Zhaoyi explained: "I have a relationship with Brother Xiao, at the selection competition of the Nanlin Sword Sect Kuitian that day, we saw it at first sight, and we originally planned to marry Jinlan, but then had to return to the Busheng Dynasty due to urgency, so we missed it...... It's a big pity to think about it, and it just so happens that I met Brother Xiao again today, which is really a blessing for three lives. ”
smiled and said: "The two of us are friends who are not rebellious, and we have long had the meaning of Jinlan, so why bother with etiquette." ”
Wuju said: "Uncle Xiao is right, you don't need to care about red tape, if you want me to see, the two of you have to fight, the so-called don't fight and don't know each other!"
Hearing Wuji's words, everyone laughed again, and Master Tieyin hurriedly said: "This is right, you have to fight this fight, otherwise how can you call it Brother Babai!"
Everyone understands, this trick of fanning the flames is considered to be the first skill of Master Tieyin, since weekdays, the first-line sword flow of Xiao Panruo can play a great role at critical moments, but I have never seen a first-line sword flow used in a duel, and now there is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, which must not be let go.
Longjing Yisheng interjected: "Since it is the eighth worship, of course, it is up to the point, I think Brother Panruo, Brother Wang and Brother Lu are not afraid to sacrifice ugliness in front of everyone." ”
"The three of them are all sword masters, Jin Lan's intention is to the end, if you don't hurt everyone's harmony, you will know each other, otherwise I will change my spiral sword, I am afraid that Brother Panruo and Brother Wang will dislike jokes......" Biluo Sanren held the sword in his hand and insisted on adding a spoonful to this troubled water.
Adding fuel to the fire, adding fuel and vinegar, how can there be no big red real person: "Stay in Qingshan to avoid enmity and hatred, and in the future, a good meeting must first have affection, this fight is wonderful, it must be fought, it must be fought!"
Everyone urged again and again, Wang Zhaoyi still shook his head again and again, saying that he couldn't say anything, but Lu Yanxi on the side was very energetic, holding the wine pot that never left an inch, and said hurriedly: "Big brother laughing, if you want to teach you, it is better for the younger brother to be respectful than to obey his fate!"
Xiao Panruo smiled slightly, "We have tried a competition before, and Brother Wang's skills are not superior to me." ”
"Huh?"
Everyone spoke in unison......
Wuju said: "Uncle Xiaoshi, you will lose?"
I have always thought that the little uncle of the swordless realm has few opponents, although it is not as good as the position of the establishment, but it is more than enough to destroy the ordinary masters, not to mention that there is no sword to win but there is no sword? This is simply unbelievable. But the matter has come to this point, and Uncle Xiao said so, and he can't be wrong.
Then he continued: "...... with Brother Lu"
Lu Yan replied: "I lost to Brother Xiao that day, and I said that Shibei should be impressed for three days, but now it is not necessarily, Brother Xiao is willing to teach and accompany him at any time!"
Wang Zhaoyi was angry: "What kind of system does it become to fight and make trouble in the place of eating, you have to compare, and you can't compare it with the big boss?"
Lu Yanxi immediately shrank and said with a smile: "Didn't I learn from you, why take it seriously if I say it casually! How dare I compare with the big boss?"
Tie Tu Scar hurriedly stepped forward and arched his hand: "Your Excellency...... Brother Deer, if you want to compete, the big boss Iron Slaughter Mark will accompany you at any time. ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, I can't stand the 'Twelve Gates of the Zodiac' of the big boss!" Lu Yanxi hurriedly pulled his hand.
As soon as Lu Yanxi finished speaking, another wave of laughter was ushered in, and with the laughter, Sanmi's third dish was served, and its name was "Palm Determines the Universe"
"Palm Determines the Universe" first uses the nine wings of the sky to lay the bottom, then adds white chop bear paws and red tiger paws to press the noodles, and finally sprinkles Yamato sake to ignite the fragrance, and a dish that is extremely difficult to cook is considered a success.
"Pine and bamboo sea, the taste of hometown. Yoshito sniffed and took a few sips, the sake of Yamato was used in his hometown of Shochikuhai.
The big red real person said: "The face of the bear's foot, the sauce of the spoon medicine." ”
Master Tieyin also said: "Fish, I want, bear's paw, I also want, you can't have both, and those who give up fish and take bear's paws are also." ”
Longjing Yisheng said to Master Tieyin: "Everything has never been flooded quickly, and it is difficult for the bear's foot to be in the belly of the fish. ”
Biluosan said: "The origin of the Jun taste is in Qiaoxiao, why use the scarlet-lipped badger to burn the bear." ”
Du Yunxian coughed and said: "Eat it when it is cooked, although you don't hate it!"
The Pu'er monk shook his head and said, "The carp is sickle, and the cold turtle is scorching." ”
The deliciousness of the shark's fin, the softness of the bear's paw, and the fatness of the tiger's paw, eating in the mouth is not only a palm, it is indeed a palm.
At this time, everyone did not forget to boast about Sanmi, and Sanmi was even more happy.
So Sanmi served the fourth dish "Dragon Liver Phoenix Marrow Yang Grass Whip", according to the introduction, this dish is a great tonic dish, specially made for men, and said: "If you end the Chinese food, you will not wake up at night." ”
Dragon liver, the liver of the white horse, the marrow of the phoenix, the bone marrow of the golden pheasant, the yang grass is used as a spring leek, and the whip comes from the special ox whip of the Yamato country.
Everyone took advantage of the fifth dish of Sanmi's "Great Sage to Learn the Scriptures" when it was not finished, and talked about Nangong Ming again, since this topic was said by Wang Zhao's mouth, then he who concluded the coffin of "death" was even more curious.
Wang Zhaoyi guessed that the coffin of "death" may be the death of the overlord Huangfu Ichigo, the founder of the immortal city, tomorrow will be the immortal city of Koishi Kei against the Yamato country of Kawa Yasunari, it seems that Kawa Yasunari has a bigger chance of winning, but since it is not, the strength of this immortal city is not to be underestimated.
Later, when everyone asked Wang Zhaoyi about the four coffins after the roar of the world, Wang Zhaoyi shirked it, in his words, one, the last four are really difficult to guess, and they dare not make up their minds in vain. Two, even if the last two can guess, but the current two will never guess.
Wang Zhao refused to speak, and everyone was helpless.
Now everyone is no longer interested in who the coffin is, and the interested singer is even more terrible than imagined!
Then Sanmi's fifth course "The Great Sage Takes the Scriptures" was served.
The hump meat is cooked together with the eight treasures, the monkey brain is embellished on the top, and a bird's nest in front of the plate is decorated with auspicious clouds.
Ninety-nine eighty-one difficulty, the West Heaven obtained the true scriptures to Pudu everyone, say that Sanzang is a monkey, or say that the monkey is Sanzang, who can justify this?
Just as everyone was tasting this "Great Sage Scripture", Wu Shuzi choked up: "Brother Wang and Brother Lu are not going to participate in the 'Martial Arts Qiankun'...... Other important things?"
When Wang Zhaoyi was responding, Lu Yanxi rushed to say: "Something important? Alas...... It's not a big deal. As he spoke, he looked at the operator, looking like a teacher, and holding an iron abacus in his hand, like a belly full of ink.
"There may be a misunderstanding between the two masters, Brother Wang and I came to cheer for our friends, and we are just taking a break here. Before Lu Yanxi said this, he was still thinking, could it be that this teacher still remembers the talk under the neon light?
He continued: "Please also understand, cheering friends is by no means a bully in the world, just now under the neon lights are purely talkative, unintentionally offended." ”
Wu Operator suddenly felt deeply ashamed: "Villain, Brother Lu and Brother Wang are not surprised, the two of them have misunderstood the good intentions in the next meeting!"
"Beauty?"
Lu Yanxi and Wang Zhaoyi looked at each other with curiosity!
“...... If you don't dislike it, invite the two of you to join the gang and conspire with great things!" The voice of the operator suddenly became extremely small, and he was afraid that others would hear it.
"Complicity?"
Wang Zhaoyi looked confused again.
Wuju saw that Wu Operator was thinking, rushed to Wang Zhaoyi, and whispered a few words in his ear.
At this moment, Yin Lingzi, Mu Xuezhi and Hengba Dao returned with a hand full of vegetables, and there were some unknown pastries in their mouths.