Chapter 45: Thankfully, the fox fairy

In fact, the novel "Journey to the West" came later, and Wu Chengen also combined myths and legends.

Jiang Ziyi clapped her hands and said: "Okay, okay, I want to eat 'Buddha jumping over the wall', and I also want to eat Tang monk meat." ”

The Pocket Monk was like a deflated ball and said, "You...... You.... As soon as you sing and harmonize, one nostril breathes, even if it is not given to you, it will make you both angry. ”

Jiang Ziyi laughed like a silver bell, and at that time, the air suddenly became active.

The pocket monk suddenly changed his hippie smile just now, and said to Jiang Ziyi: "Okay, don't make trouble, I'm here to talk to your little brother about business." ”

Jiang Ziyi stopped laughing, looked at me and said, "Then I'll go around the door and help you look at the wind, and you can talk slowly when you have something to do." ”

It seems that Jiang Ziyi has the experience of standing guard at the gate of Xiao Sheng, and he doesn't want me to tell him, so he will go out automatically.

The pocket monk said, "Little brother, do you know where I have been in the past two days?"

I replied, "The master is in a hurry, and he often does things unexpectedly, and I really don't know where the master has gone. ”

The Pocket Monk said, "Don't think that I will leave you alone because I am so arrogant, since I have been entrusted by the old fox, how can I leave it alone? I am here to stand up for you." ”

I was puzzled and asked, "Hit the front station?"

The pocket monk smiled at me and said, "Brother, you really bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people. If I don't leave, how can you talk to Miss Jiang? I don't want to be the brightest light bulb in the sky."

I blushed and argued, "Brother, it turns out that you have a bad heart? I have nothing to do with Miss Jiang. ”

In fact, when I said this, my momentum has weakened a little.

The pocket monk squeezed his eyes and said with a smile: "It's a pity that the monk is a monk, or else...... , hehe, it's too late for me to thank you for being so suspicious!"

In fact, I really thanked him in my heart, but I said: "Hey, hey, it's all because I was careless in making friends, and I don't blame you." ”

"Are you careless in making friends? I can't help it, my heart is sweeter than smeared with honey these days, right? My brother really wants to be with Miss Jiang...... It's too late for you to thank me as a matchmaker! The Pocket Monk said proudly.

"What do you mean, ......?" I asked, figuring out what he meant.

"Of course, the big rats that let you meet are my business trip, and the rats that stayed that night are also my business trip. I'm a very good person, and I'm all about helping you!" the more the Pocket Monk spoke, the more excited he became.

After speaking, he happily said "cat".

As soon as the Pocket Monk said this, many questions in my heart were solved at once.

I said how come there are so many big rats on the side of the road for no reason? Why are there so many rats in a good inn, it turns out that they are all ghosts made by the pocket monks.

In addition to cats, weasels are one of the natural enemies of mice. He's a weasel immortal, driving away a few mice, that's not a thing.

I digressed and asked, "Master, when did you become a cat again?"

I wondered in my heart, did the pocket monk become a cat as soon as he came?

The pocket monk shook the cat's head and said, "Fei Ye, Fei Ye." Lao Wei sneaked into the Seven Star Inn under the alias of an ordinary person, originally I didn't want to tear my face with them, I just wanted you to spend the night in peace and security, and go on the road with you in the future. Who would have thought that the more you are afraid, the more things will happen, if you let the room be given to Xiao Sheng and have a relationship with him, I am afraid that you will never be able to escape your innocence again. ”

I nodded "um", but I didn't think so.

The Pocket Monk continued, "The black cat snooped in front of your window that night, and you must know about it. I also hid until you followed the black cat, and I got up at the same time as you, and you only paid attention to the black cat, but not to the left and right and behind you, in fact, I was right behind you. ”

I secretly said in my heart: "I'm ashamed, it turns out that the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind, I have no experience in the rivers and lakes, if someone else shoots in the back, I don't know how I died." ”

The pocket monk saw through my mind and continued: "Don't think nonsense there, in fact, it's already very good that you have done this, if you are an ordinary person, let alone stalking the black cat, I am afraid that you will already show your feet." ”

The pocket monk paused a little and said, "I see that you are hidden, so I will go around to you and hide it." The Totoro battle below, you've seen it all. ”

I said, "Yes, it wasn't until I made a move that you showed up to lead away the number 17 and the black cat, yes or no?" ”

The pocket monk said: "Who do you think it is? The purpose of my diversion is to let you escape, and secondly, to lure the snake out of the hole, although the garden is not within the scope of the Seven Star Inn, but it is very close to their companions, and I lead them to the wilderness, and they are naturally isolated." ”

Not only did I admire the thoughtfulness of the Pocket Monk, but I learned another trick.

I sincerely admired: "The master is far-sighted, and Jian Sheng admires it very much. ”

The pocket monk smiled and said, "Brother, don't put a high hat on me, but lead them outside the Seven Star Inn, in that battle, the old monk's bones were almost buried there." ”

After the Pocket Monk finished speaking, he entered into deep thought, as if he had returned to the battlefield two days ago.

I said curiously, "Brother, tell me the details." ”

The pocket monk sighed leisurely, exhaled a long breath, and said, "If you don't ask, I will tell you too." ”

Below, is the experience of the pocket monk.

I hid behind you and came to the back garden. At first, I hid not far behind you, but then there were so many people here that it was easy for my opponents to spot, so I made a detour back to the opposite side of you.

First, I am opposite to you, and I can form a flanking momentum. Second, I can divert the enemy and let you get out of the way. Third, static braking can better observe the situation in the field to cope with unforeseen storms.

After all, the pocket monk is an old man, and he has not been in vain for so many years.

The monk saw that you were going to be exposed, so he took the initiative to show up and lure them away.

Distracting their attention, after the monk exposed his figure, he began to deliberately retain some strength and keep a distance of ten zhang from them.

The monk occasionally looked back at them and found that they were also following calmly.

Thereupon......

The pocket monk unconsciously moved his competitive heart, and the soles of his feet were like flowing water. Even then, they pulled back a little.

After walking for a while, I won the competition in terms of foot strength, and I felt confident. Coupled with their previous methods of dealing with Ao Ye, I have already thought of countermeasures on the way.

I ran for a while, saw a stone on the side of the road, and couldn't wait to sit on it, sat on the stone, unbuttoned my shirt with one hand, and fanned it with the other.

Subsequently, the word 17 and the black cat (at this time, the black cat has taken on a human form, that is, the old man in black. And he stood before me.

I didn't raise my head, shook my hand and said, "Alas, I'm old, and I'm useless, and my tired bones will fall apart after running these few steps." ”

The black cat walked briskly, rushed to me and said: "Thief, don't pretend to be stupid, report your name quickly, and prepare to be arrested, so as not to make a lot of trouble for the uncle." ”

The pocket monk stood up suddenly, touched his scalp and said, "Oh, my name has long been forgotten, good girl, you are really a fairy, like that ...... Bao Qingtian, judging the case like a god, do you know that I am a thief?"

After saying that, he stretched out his right hand into his arms.

Black Cat and Dizi No. 17 took a step back vigilantly, and said in unison: "Monk, what are you going to do?"

The pocket monk touched it in his arms for a long time before he took out a skinny little rooster with a reed flower from his arms. said: "I'm here to help you get the stolen goods!"

The little rooster with a reed flower, as if asleep, was still napping in the hands of the monk. The pocket monk touched the head of the chicken and said, "Uh-uh, it's dawn, wake up, you should go back to the nest! Don't forget to chirp on time tomorrow." ”

The little rooster was excited, as if it had just woken up from a big dream, it tilted its little head, looked left and right, looked at everyone curiously, and then pouted its buttocks, "clucking" to break free from the monk's big hand.

The black cat and the word No. 17 breathed a sigh of relief, and began to think that the monk was going to take some weapons. The black cat sneered: "Monk Wuna, don't be troubled, go back with us honestly, so as not to ask for hardship." ”

No. 17 pondered, was it the chicken in the monk's arms who had just broken his fishing net?

The pocket monk was stunned when he saw them, and as soon as he let go, the little rooster of Luhua "clicked" and ran away, burrowing into the grass, and was no longer there.