got such a hard task, Ma Shangfeng hid in the house and drank stuffy wine, "I, Ma Shangfeng, have been an official for many years, although I have no great merit or fault, and I have only now come to me such a tricky order, alas." ”

After drinking a glass of wine, he looked at the row of spiritual seats opposite and said, "Five ladies, I also know that you can't help it." If you could have helped me, you would have come out to help me, wouldn't you? ”

"Five ladies, accompany your husband to have a stuffy bar. As he spoke, he scattered the wine on the ground, "Daddy, you said you would buy me clothes." "Daddy, you said buy me shoes. "Daddy, buy me a toy." ”

Ma Shangfeng looked at his five children, "Don't make any noise, don't you think your father is annoying enough?"

The master heard the sound and came in and said: "My lord, don't worry, the villain smells that there is a grass house thirty miles away from the city, and there are grass house residents inside, and the good Qi Men Dun Jia, the magic power is boundless, why don't you visit in person!"

snapped, slapped the master in the face, "If you don't say it earlier, I'll be drinking here all night." "Hehe, it's a small mistake. ”

The next morning, I went to climb the mountain, and the master was walking in front, Ma Shangfeng said: "Why is it so far, I'm tired, aren't you tired?"

The master replied: "My lord, you are just not used to walking, and you are almost there." "Have you arrived?" "My lord, the opposite hill is it." "Let's go, then. "Yes, sir. ”

Coming to the top of the mountain, Ma Shangfeng looked at the small thatched house, "Is there a mistake! "Master wiped his sweat, this thatched house is a little smaller, and it may be difficult to live in one. "I guess so. ”

"Hmph, it's not that you're looking for death!" Ma Shangfeng circled around the grass house, "Master, how can you live at such a young age! "My lord, surely this is not a latrine?"

"What, have you smelled it?" The master pointed to a sign that said 'Caoluju': "What is written, you see?" Ma Shangfeng glared and saw him kicked to the ground.

"Hit the street, knowing that I can't read, go and die for you. Fortunately, no one heard it, so they didn't hurry up and spread it. The master stood up with his buttocks covered, "The spread will be passed on, and the hemorrhoids have also been broken by you." ”

"Hurry up. "Yes. Master cleared his throat, "Well, the Liangguang Admiral Imperial Commander is guarding Ma Shangfeng with a golden sword, and Master Ma has arrived." "Hey, when did I have an extra title?"

The master said awkwardly: "It's popular to exaggerate now!" "Yes." After speaking, Ma Shangfeng took two steps back, flew and kicked the master into the thatched house, the outside was unbearable, but he didn't expect that there was something inside.

The pavilions are beautiful. Ma Shangfeng was surprised: "What's going on?" "My lord, this is the illusion?" "That's right, illusion. ”

Ma Shangfeng shrank back a little timidly, "Master, stop playing, let's go, let's go." "It's a turn, a high wall blocking the way. "My lord, these are also illusions. ”

slapped the master in the face, "Hit the street." "My lord, what should I do?" "What to do, let's go, you go forward first, let's go." "Let's go with us, adults. Suddenly, they stepped on the air, and the two of them fell into the pool.

The turtle held a dogtail grass in his mouth and said, "Yo, what did I think it was, it turned out to be two water dogs." "You damn bastard. "Hit the streets. Fortunately, the pool was not deep, and the two hurriedly went ashore.

"Going ashore is like a chicken in soup. The master said angrily: "Oh, you little devil dares to provoke us, give me a beating." "Okay. Ma Shangfeng took a few steps forward and suddenly came to his senses.

Turned around and slapped the master back into the pool, "You bastard, are you an adult, or am I an adult?" "Dead Shorty. "Come on, come on. "Where do you go?"

"Turtles, don't be rude. Ma Shangfeng looked at the white-haired Taoist in the pavilion, and the master said, "My lord, it's a grass house." The layman got up and said, "The unknown lord has arrived, and he has missed the distance, so I hope the lord will forgive me." "Hmph. ”

When everyone came to the courtyard, the layman said, "My lord has come from afar, making the grass house bloom." The fine turtle brought the tea, poured a cup for the master, and handed Ma Shangfeng a cup, "Please make tea." ”

Ma Shangfeng didn't catch it steadily, and with a bang, the cup fell to the ground and shattered. The layman said to the turtle, "Why don't you hurry up and get a cup." The fine turtle yin and yang said strangely: "Master, we have not reached a leap in the past ten Chinese New Year's Eve, and there are only one thousand and two cups." ”

The layman stretched out his hand and stroked on the quilt, the teacup and the tea were evenly divided into two halves, the tea condensed in half a cup and did not disperse, the layman took a sip and drank it, "Master Ma, share the same taste, please." ”

Ma Shangfeng picked up the half cup of tea and wanted to drink it but sprinkled it. The layman said, "Don't you think this tea is delicious?"

"Dead old ghost, use the blind method to confuse the official, don't give you a good taste, when I don't expect it, bring a knife. Ma Shangfeng took the big knife handed over by his master and danced a knife flower, "This move is called sweeping thousands of armies." ”

"My lord, let's open the mountain and split the rocks for him to taste. Ma Shangfeng wielded a big knife and slashed at the top of the layman's head, the blade was only an inch away from the top of his head, and the layman did not move.

Seeing this, Ma Shangfeng slashed left and left at him, and the grass house monk didn't even blink an eye. The master on the side said: "My lord, the snowflakes cover the top!" Ma Shangfeng played another set of knife techniques, but he was not lightly tired.

The master praised: "Good knife skills, my lord, play your trick Wuli single knife out." "Nonsense, can't you see that old ghost being scared silly by me? ”

The turtle said: "Scared silly, my master is the air when you are you." Wait for me to give you a little bit of power, and by the way, help you open your eyes. As he spoke, he took out the rope dart from behind his waist.

"Master, what kind of weapon is this?" "Rope darts and the like, but it's not very lethal." "Oh, hahahaha. The turtle snorted coldly, "Say you don't know the goods and don't admit it, it's just a cherry gun!" "It's called a cherry gun if you play it twice!"

The fine turtle said to the grass house: "Master, borrow the divine water and use it." "It's hard to practice if you save a little bit. "OK. As he spoke, he sprinkled the divine water on the cherry spear, and the rope dart swept the cherry spear.

The thin turtle took the cherry spear and shot at Ma Shangfeng, but he easily dodged it, and then kicked the thin turtle out with one kick. Ma Shangfeng looked at the cherry gun in his hand, took it and knocked it on the stone platform, clanging, "Good thing." ”

The master said: "My lord, you said that wiping it would be amazing." "Where?" "There!" "Oh!" said with a smile on his face that a man knows how to smile.

The turtle rose from the ground and said, "Give me back the Sakura gun." "Here you go, go die." With one move, the turtle was knocked to the ground, "Dead dwarf, believe it or not, I trampled you to death." "Master. ”

The layman took out a talisman and threw it on Ma Shangfeng's body, making him suddenly shrink into a thumb man, and the thin turtle made a fierce appearance with a big mouth, but Ma Shangfeng was not afraid at all.

"Dead dwarf, am I afraid if you use a blindfold to deceive me?" The master said: "My lord, it's not that they have become bigger, it's you who have become smaller, not a trick." The turtle lifted its foot, "Look who's stepping on whom now?".

Ma Shangfeng was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged his head, but he didn't feel the pressure coming, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he saw the thin turtle grimacing, which frightened Ma Shangfeng to stumble. The grass house monk said: "Turtle, don't be rude, and don't retreat." ”

Seeing the power of the grass house layman, Ma Shangfeng's demeanor was much more respectful, "My lord is really a master outside the world, and the lower officials are obedient." "Adult has won a prize, please. "Please. ”