Chapter 0003, Running Out of Ink?
Hongyu took advantage of the rumbling roar of thunder and lightning to pull Yuan Chonghui and Qi Ji, Zhan Zhan and others to run to the classroom, the next class is a text class, and the chair Huang Xi is not a master to be messed with, so he must not miss class.
Inside, in the classroom, the chair of Huang Xi wrote "Exhaust the --- juice" on the teaching board, and after writing, he shouted to Yuan Chonghui below: "Yuan Chonghui, you come up and fill in the blank of this word!"
"Chonghui, call you!" Hongyu next to him hurriedly poked this man with his elbow who had just fallen asleep not long after sitting down, and completely forgot the corner of the trouble caused by the beating.
Yuan Chonghui was poked awake, and muttered to Hongyu dissatisfied, "I just fell asleep, why are you poking me?"
Hongyu said to the podium, "The Huangxi chair asked you to go to the podium to fill in the blank words?"
Hongyu walked up to the podium sleepily, if nothing else, this time it would be ugly again, and most of the disciples in the class gloated at the joke.
He scratched his scalp, it seemed that this matter was very laborious for him, and he scratched his scalp for a long time before filling in the "wrenched ink" on the teaching board, and the chair Huang Xi shook his head, "I see that you are just a brain of ink, you don't know what to do all day, you just know how to sleep, and if you continue like this, I'm afraid it will not be ink but paste!"
"Qi Ji, you come up and fill it in!" Chair Huang Xi called another disciple.
Qi Ji, who was taller, wrote "Hang out the juice" on the teaching board, and the Huangxi chair showed a mocking look on his face, "I think you have eaten too much juice, and you can't complain that you have grown so tall! Hongyu, you can fill it in!" He shouted to the little fat man who had just stabbed Yuan Chonghui with his elbow.
Hongyu looked stunned at first, and then happily ran up to the podium, picked up the pen and wrote down his answer without hesitation, and when he finished writing off the podium, he did not forget to bow to Huang Xi politely.
When everyone saw that he filled in the blank, there was a burst of laughter, and it turned out that it was written "Racking up the soup"!
Immediately, there was a lot of discussion, "These stupid boys don't work hard to cultivate the Tao all day long, they don't learn and don't know how to collude, it's really a pot of soup, and now they show their true colors as fox friends and dog friends!"
It turned out that the other disciples in the class had long been unaccustomed to Qi Ji, Hongyu, Zhan Zhan and other family conditions who were poor and lacked discipline, and who usually did not take cultivation as their business, but took naughty mischief as their pleasure, and coupled with the wonderful Yuan Chonghui, they were even more targeted.
Huang Xi's face was also full of anger, "Hongyu, come to the important room after class! Qi Ji, you go and call Yuan Chonghui's parents to meet me!"
Hongyu smiled, "Okay! Promise to arrive on time!", Yuan Chonghui continued to lie down and fall asleep, Qi Ji had a gloomy little face, and secretly scolded Huang Xi in his heart, which was obviously to let their little brothers in the same room!
After the toss of these three people, this literacy class is not available, Huang Xi waved his hand stupidly, let everyone get out of class, everyone was scattered, one after another, one after another, while talking loudly about the joke just now, while hurriedly running to the room, oh, seeing that the storm is about to come down!
On the desk in the classroom, Yuan Chonghui was still snoring and sleeping, and the three people standing next to him, Qi Ji, Hongyu, and Zhan Zhan looked at each other, at this time, Hongyu completely lost his previous optimistic expression, and stabbed Qi Ji next to him with his hand, "Is our righteous act self-defeating this time, my business is easy to say, you can pass the test by fooling around, but it hurts Boss Yuan, I don't know if I can escape in front of his adoptive mother this time!"
Yuan Chonghui's adoptive mother is called Yang Xiaocui, a famous Hedong lion roaring in Qiwu City, not far from the foot of the Flawless Mountain, who smashes the pot and hits the bowl when there is a slight problem at home, either complaining that his life is not good, marrying a straw bag who has no ability, or scolding his husband Yuan Songhuan with his head and face, scolding him for having the ability to marry a daughter-in-law but not having the ability to raise a daughter-in-law. If there is a good person who probes her brain, she will scold the other party for a bloody squirt, and finally Yuan Songhuan really couldn't stand it and left, and never came back, she spread her anger on Yuan Chonghui, while cursing the husband who abandoned him without saying a word, while cursing Yuan Chonghui is a broom star, bringing disaster to herself, either scolding or beating him, and then waiting for Jing Tiao, and saying: Draw a long one. The poor child was beaten all day long, but he didn't say a word, and the neighbors only shook their heads and sighed when they saw it, and later, under the operation of well-wishers, Yuan Chonghui was sent to the enlightenment institute of the Ming Dao Sect, which was temporarily out of the sea of suffering.
This time, Hongyu and they deliberately wrote nonsense in class, just because they didn't want to embarrass Yuan Chonghui alone, but they didn't expect to provoke so much anger as the Huangxi chair, and asked for parents, which can be annoying.
Qi Ji looked at Yuan Chonghui, who was sleeping soundly on the desk and didn't know that suffering was coming, scratched his scalp, and said to Hongyu: "Let's take one step at a time, and solve your matter first!"
"It seems that this is the only way!" Hongyu sighed, for other things, they were like balls full of anger and could be leveled with confidence, but when facing the roar of Hedong lions like Yuan Chonghui's adoptive mother Yang Xiaocui, they were like deflated balls.
Hongyu went to find Huang Xi, while Zhan Zhan and Qi Ji followed. Hongyu entered the important room of the Huangxi Chair, and they were looking outside the house.
saw that Huang Xi did not blame Hongyu angrily, but kindly helped him straighten his clothes.
Zhan Zhan squinted at Qi Ji: "This is the rhythm of the first to be sorted out and then the soldiers!"
Sure enough, Huang Xi's face changed from sunny to cloudy, and he stretched out his palm and walked towards Qi Ji's face. Zhan Yan and Qi Ji both opened their eyes wide, but saw Hongyu open his mouth to say something to Huang Xi, Huang Xi's palm gently swept across Hongyu's face like the wind blowing water, leaving some ripples, and then waved his hand at Hongyu, and Hongyu walked out with a smile.
Zhan Zhan and Qi Ji stepped forward and grabbed Hongyu and asked him what he said to Huang Xi so that he could let him go.
Hong Yule said an inexplicable sentence, "The wicked have their own wicked grinding, don't think that there are many unjust souls in Huangquan!"
Zhan Zhan and Qi Ji didn't understand, so they went to the bottom of it, and finally Hongyu grimaced, "This is a secret, and it won't be passed on!"
Zhan Yang and Qi Ji were annoyed, they knocked their heads and kicked their butts, Hongyu was holding his head and running around regardless of his ass, not saying whether he was alive or dead, the two failed to catch up with him, scolded him for not being righteous enough, and angrily threw Hongyu down and went to Yuan Chonghui's house, Hongyu shouted in the back: "How easy the wolf is to prey, how easy it is to do things, don't leave me alone, I will go too!"
In fact, what Hongyu said to Huang Xi was: "If you dare to punish me, I will poke out the fact that you peeked at the bathing of the Nishang Chair!"
Speaking of this, the words are long, Hongyu's family also lives in Qi Wei City, his parents are doing a small business in the city, when Hongyu was young, his parents went to the middle of the Lingxu Continent to do business, and there was no news of him, Hongyu became a prodigal boy who had no one to care about his life, and he was entangled with Qi Ji and Zhan Zhan, two bad boys, who were not flying eagles in Qi Qian City. Climbing high and low, wandering around, is to pee in front of people's doors, to smash a brick into the thatched pit of the roadside toilet, to throw a piece of soil on the roof, to make some pranks, to make fun of this, to hear the screams inside is laughing, it is said that he also has the vice of peeping at women bathing, which makes the people in the city upset, some people threaten to say that if it were his own child, he would have broken his leg a long time ago, and look at him like a rat spirit everywhere to harm people! The three of them were sent to the Qidao Academy in Mingdao Mountain together before they were quiet.
After coming to the Mingdao Sect Enlightenment Academy, Hongyu is bad habit does not change, but the courtyard is strict with girls, and he can't peep at girls, so he goes to peep at the beautiful female professor, who knows that he actually bumped into Huang Xi who has the same bad habits as him behind the boudoir of the Nishang chair, and the two are each pregnant with ghosts and know each other tacitly. If this thing is stabbed out by Hongyu, Huang Xi may not be able to get rid of it without shedding a layer of skin, because everyone can see the "Diao" and "Sao" of the Huang Xi chair.
Let's take a typical example of "Diao"! In one literacy class assessment, he gave Dao Sheng the test papers for the exam: the papers with the highest scores were held up to the top of Dao Sheng's head, and the papers with slightly lower scores were placed on Dao Sheng's desk, and then the worse ones were placed on Dao Sheng's lap, and the worse ones were still directly on the floor, and then he said, "There are still a few test papers that should be dug underground at night, and the burial location will be notified individually." In the end, Dao Sheng actually dug up his own test papers in the ground full of old graves! A Dao Sheng reported the matter to the upper floor of the Qidao Academy, and the academy sent someone to question it, and he said in a hearty voice, "These test papers are too bad, they should die properly, and it is just right to bury them in the cemetery!" This made the people who went to question them cry and laugh, and in the end the matter was over.
Another example is "Sao", once talking and talking, I don't know which tendon was wrong, I actually talked about the beauties in the history of the Lingxu Continent, and somehow I got involved with the female chair Ni Shang, Huang Xi's mouth was full of admiration, "Ni Shang, it's also a big beauty, tsk! His few chirps, in the following Hongyu is the best way to understand his subtle psychological feelings like a cat seeing something fishy but not eating.
Now Hongyu threatens to poke out Huang Xi's peeking at Ni Shang taking a bath, so Huang Xi immediately took the soft, not to mention anything else, Ni Shang will definitely fight with him, at that time, where can his old face go!
Zhan Zhan and Qi Ji went down the mountain to the door of Yuan Chonghui's house in Qi Qian City, and pushed each other for a long time, and finally Hongyu pushed the door in with anxiety, and stammered towards Yuan Chonghui's mother Yang Xiaocui: "Qi ...... Daoyuan Huang ...... Western Religion ...... Xi has something to ...... Things are ...... Please!" After Ai Ai finished speaking, he was sweating all over his body, and at the same time he was relieved.
Yuan Chonghui's adoptive mother Yang Xiaocui was cooking, and she didn't say a word when she heard the words, wiped her oily hand on her body, and followed the two of them to the Qidao Courtyard. When I saw the chair of Huang Xi, I didn't have the fierceness of the roar of the Hedong lion, but listened to Huang Xi tell what happened in class today. The rise of Huang Xi's words has turned out the so-called criminal history of Yuan Chonghui's previous class and sleep without listening to lectures and leading Hongyu and others to fight with others, and in his mouth, it seems that Yuan Chonghui is full of evil deeds and is useless.
After Yang Xiaocui listened, she raised her head, raised her eyebrows, and revealed the true colors of a female man: "It's true that my family Chonghui is sleepy in class, but he is forgivable because of his incomplete soul, but in today's literacy class, he laughed at him because he wrote 'Racking up the ink', this is your fault, think about it, how many brains can a child with a dead soul, I sent him to let your college pour more ink, and now he writes 'Racking up the ink', why not?" If I, a woman, have no knowledge, I can only write 'Milk Drained', or you will take a look!"
She made Huang Xi stupid with this hand, he had also heard that Yuan Chonghui's adoptive mother was powerful, and he also made some plans in advance, but he didn't expect that the other party was so fierce, he quickly admitted it, and stammered: "Don't ...... Other...... It's me...... Wrong, good...... It's not good!" Saying that, he quickly stretched out his hands and pushed Yang Xiaocui, "You hurry up and go, it's not good for people to see it!"
Yang Xiaocui glared at Huang Xi, snorted in her mouth, stomped her feet, and walked away majestically, leaving Huang Xi standing there alone in a daze.