Good rain knows the season, when spring happens, maybe this sky is really thunder and lightning mother is traveling clouds and rain.

After the heavy rain, a long rainbow bridge crossed the sky, and the immortals stepped on the rainbow bridge to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. "See the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor sat on the throne, "What is the so-called matter of the Zhongqing family's anger? The Queen Mother came out and said, "Jade Emperor, the Dragon Descending Arhat stole all the peaches from my peach tree and gave them to the cowherd's cow to eat." ”

Not only that, but he also colluded with those magpies to build a magpie bridge every day for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to tryst. It's big, and I've already given birth to a dozen children. The old man under the moon stepped forward and said: "Jade Emperor, I have always been in charge of the relationship between men and women in the mortal world, who knew that after he came here, he messed around, so that the emperor wanted to chase pheasants, and the dignified prince wanted to elope with the beggar." ”

Erlang God said: "I just said a few words to him, and he stole my howling dog and cooked it." The Jade Emperor looked at him and said, "Who are you?" "In Xia Erlang God, my eye was also blinded by that bastard." This is also a stand-in for the Howling Dog. The God of Wealth said: "The country has a national law, the sky has a heavenly rule, this dragon eye has no king law, I hope the Jade Emperor will approve me to beat him." ”

The Jade Emperor smiled when he heard this, "God of Wealth, don't you have to be so impulsive?" Hades snorted coldly and said: "These are all trivial matters, he stole my life and death book, and changed it in a mess, and no one has died in the mortal world for eighteen years." I have nothing to do with those pretenses, and there is a five or six hundred-year-old human demon, Jade Emperor, if you don't settle this bastard, my Hades will definitely sue the Nine Heavens, and the trivial matter will become a big one. ”

Seeing that the situation was serious, the Jade Emperor immediately said, "Come on, catch the dragon and go to the palace for me." The second general stepped forward and grabbed it in the air, and a figure was caught. "Oh, don't try so hard! I'm sorry, I'm taking a nap, hey, everybody's here. The immortals said: "You are not a descending dragon, you are a tiger." ”

Fuhu Arhat said: "It's all the same, it's the same when the dragon and the tiger are subdued!" "Yes, Jade Emperor. "Why don't you come up without you?" Fu Hu said: "I apologize to everyone on behalf of the dragon." The queen mother said angrily: "You are so righteous, do you also have a share?" Fu Hu said helplessly: "Don't care about my business!"

"Hey, the gods are big. When Fu Hu saw the arrival of the dragon, he sighed helplessly. The dragon Arhat came over in the posture of swimming, it was the tiger who fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the dragon was played by shrimp in the shallows. "Fuhu, you are really a housekeeper, but you are really righteous, I understand it. "Thank you, thank you. ”

Fu Hu looked around, "Judging from this situation, just admit your mistakes." Stove Jun said: "Just admit your mistake and want to leave?" Descending the dragon and subduing the tiger said in unison: "Our brothers are chatting, when will it be your turn to interject?" "You, Stove Jun, want to make a bargain below at the end of every year." If people don't give it, you come up and say that they are not, plug him. ”

"I just plugged it in, it hurts! Now I have to insert it again!" the queen mother said: "Little arhat, you have to take care of everything." How can this be reasonable, you steal my peaches and pay for them. The dragon descended and said: "Queen Mother, people didn't say anything after eating a little." Then you should be tired of eating peaches, how about eating bananas with a different taste this year?"

Wang, the dragon looked at Erlang God, "What's the matter, if you're not convinced, come at me, don't let your dog bark here, don't think that I won't dare to eat it if I change a Dalmatian, I'll eat it right." Which one?" Fu Hu pointed to the old man, "That's it." "Yue Lao wanted to flash people, but he was surrounded by dragons and tigers.

"You are old this month, relying on a few tattered red ropes, and you will be involved in nonsense if you have nothing to do, just like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, why don't you tie them together and make them vomit blood, where is he sorry for you? I said that you are old, retire if you have nothing to do, otherwise in the future, you will be tied to the wrong red rope, and you will get men and men, women and women, and then go down, people and pigs, cockroaches and cows. ”

Fu Hu echoed: "The worst thing is the ants and elephants! King Yama stepped forward and said, "People are not young, don't bully him." "Do you want to meddle in your business? King Yama. "Plug him. "Don't interject at every turn, we're reasonable. ”

He turned to the king of Yama and said, "Why is there a woman in the mortal world who gave birth to sixteen daughters in a row, but she refuses to give her a son, why? Woo woo What do you think is the reason?"

The Jade Emperor said: "It's useless to faint! The fate of mortals has already been decided, and there is nothing wrong with it, so you can't afford to make trouble here, I just carry it out as usual." The dragon woke up and said, "Who said that it should be carried out according to the rules? Who made the order? Who said that it must be right? As the saying goes, there is a heaven outside the sky, and if you let the Bodhisattva of the Nine Heavens hear it, I am afraid that it will be an idiot and a joke." ”

The God of Wealth stepped forward and said: "It's too much, Jade Emperor, fellow immortals, I think that the Dragon Descending Arhat is too arrogant, and I, the God of Wealth, in order to take care of the overall situation, ask the Jade Emperor to approve me to fight him alone." "Hahahaha. The request of the God of Wealth ushered in laughter, and the Jade Emperor said: "Laughing to death, can you beat him?"

"I'm going to fight him alone, I'm going to fight with him, and I won't let him go. Watching the old man of the moon pull the God of Wealth away, he breathed a sigh of relief. The Jade Emperor pointed to the descending dragon and said, "Even if there is something wrong with the Heavenly Rules, there is always one that can condemn you to offend." Pressure them to go to the mortal world, one will be a pig, the other will be a dog, and they will not be reincarnated in ten lifetimes. ”

"Wait. "What's the matter?" "Do what you say!" "I said forget it." "I said you were a cockroach, what did you say?" "Oops, press them down." "Wait. At this moment, there was a sound of heaven in the distance, and the immortals looked back and saw the lotus flower descending from the sky, and the lotus was the Guanyin master.

The immortals said: "See Tuas." Dashi said: "Jade Emperor, every one of us has become an immortal so far, not to mention that there are thousands of people for 8,000 years." Everything in the world, everything in the mortal world, is distant and insignificant to us. Today, the dragon arhat is so troublesome, or it is an opportunity, why not take this opportunity to understand whether mortals are still so ignorant or have made progress?"

When the dragon and the tiger heard the monk defend himself again, he was happy in his heart, "It's good to listen to the Guanyin monk." "Comfortable, comfortable. King Yama said: "Dashi, this kid is guilty of the following crimes under the pretext of fighting for others. Fu Hu said, "Don't talk nonsense! "Well, Tuas has his own measure. ”

Dashi said: "Descending the dragon, what is the purpose of you doing so many things?" Because these mortals only have a few decades to live, don't be unable to turn over because you do one or two things wrong. Because I believe that they are stupid, how ignorant, how fierce, how damn they are, always... Be.. ”

"Say it quickly!" "Do you know what you're talking about?" said the sermon: "It's all love in the world, isn't it?" "yes, that's it. The queen mother said: "Well, you can open it first, and go down to the mortal world to experience it yourself, do you have the guts?" "Ha, I'm afraid of you, I have this intention." ”。

King Yama said: "What proof do you have?" The Jade Emperor said: "I have chosen three people, and the fate of these three people has been doomed, one will be a beggar of the ninth generation, one will be a pheasant of the ninth generation, and the other will be a wicked person of the ninth generation. If you can change the fate of these three people, even if you win. ”

The Queen Mother said, "Okay, you say that we immortals are so bad, then you can go down as mortals, and you are not allowed to use mana." Dashi said: "It's right not to use mana, descend the dragon, just use your mana to influence them." "Okay, I won't let you down, you wait for me. "But I'll only give you three days. "Thanks, but two and a half days will be enough. ”