"And what if I trade myself for peace with you?"

Uchiha Itachi replied to Medi, asking.

"Trading with the Emperor of Heaven will not end well. ”

Medi shook her head lightly and said, "Whether it's for you or for the world...... Itachi Uchiha, think about your wishes again, I'm waiting for you in hell. ”

After smashing the cage that bound the caged bird and letting the bluebird fly high in captivity, Medi ushered in a leisurely routine.

Although all kinds of messy trivial matters have not decreased, silverfish and others are the most powerful to take care of the business steadily, while in hell, the sun god and the moon god have not yet completed the agreed one-month time limit, so they continue to maintain a relatively forbidden pomp.

As for his appointment as a physical education teacher in a junior high school, it has nothing to do with it, there will be many teachers vying to teach for him who is 'frail and sick', and there is only one thing he has to do at this time......

Dressed in a white robe and bowler hat, she picked up a book of food recommendations, and Medi fiddled with the cutlery as she read the words.

Black Charcoal, who was tied to the side of the five flowers, couldn't help but shudder a little after hearing the words "cats have to be fishy first", "star anise and spiced stir-fry", and "snake meat is peeled and steamed".

Reimu, who was touched by the shouting, caught a glimpse of such a scene, and couldn't help but feel a huge sense of sympathy.

How can such an unfortunate, helpless, but especially deadly kitten be used to fight dragons and tigers.

"The Grand Duke thinks it's a pity to use this stupid cat for cooking, and we should set up a circus around it, let it perform a tightrope walk, and then fill the pool below with sulfuric acid, and put about a drill fire ring, a circle with a diameter of five centimeters for him to drill, and about a throwing knife acrobatics, tie it up and blindfold it, and let the audience throw throwing knives up...... What do you think?"

Facing the girl's glittering gold coin eyes, Medi thought for a moment and shook her head.

"This stupid cat is also produced by hell, with its physique, magma can be used for bathing, it can't satisfy those people's obscure hearts, and if some protection groups are recruited, I have to think hard about what kind of position to prepare for them in hell. ”

Looking at Reimu in front of him who was trying to sell himself to the circus, Black Tan struggled and shouted: "You can't do this to me! I have contributed to hell, I have sold cuteness for hell! I want to see the Grand Duke! I want to see the Grand Duke!"

"What are you looking for me?"

Medi, who was holding a kitchen knife, asked suspiciously.

“......”

After hesitating for a moment, Hei Tan closed his eyes, paused again, gritted his teeth, and said: "It doesn't matter if you meow, it's worth dragging a world to accompany the funeral!

Medi tilted her head in confusion, "Sect?

"It's about the Holy Fire Cult that you established, the Grand Duke. ”

Reimu hesitated, "It's like writing to defend love, reading as a cult that interrogates the world's lovers?"

"yes. ”

Medi nodded nonchalantly: "Didn't I already give Mordred as a doll to the sect......? Let's continue to study how to cook with these three flavors. ”

"The one who betrayed the sect is Mordred, your daughter!"

The black cat shouted as if she had given up on herself, and Reimu's expression suddenly became the most exquisite, and she picked up the pan to protect her head at the first time, and then squatted with her head in her hands, waiting for the arrival of the mountains and seas.

The kitchen was the quietest, as dead as the night before the storm fell, this boring and breathless silence did not subside until the man began to work casually, on the contrary, the sound of sharpening knives made the black cat and Reimu shiver.

"Well, what do you mean is that Mordred has a porridge man?"

The man's voice was still indifferent, but Black Charcoal didn't dare to show the slightest contempt, and it shook its throat a few times before it said: "I have glimpsed with my own eyes, Miss Mordred seems to be very close to a man, every day when Miss Mordred is practicing swords, I can always catch a glimpse of him obsessively looking at Miss Mordred's figure, and Miss Mordred does not seem to refuse, and even has no intention of talking to him, I can faintly hear words such as giving gifts and confessing love, I am worried that I know too much about being used to make soup, so I dare not listen carefully." ”

"Oh?"

The elongated voice of doubt made it impossible to hear any meaning, and it took a long time for the Emperor of Heaven to slowly ask, "What is the man's name?"

"I don't know. Black Tan shook his head vigorously: "That's all I know." ”

"Is that so?"

Medi paused, looking ahead as if she had missed the focal length.

In a place where no one could see, an angel with pure white wings sticking out of his back floated in front of his eyes and admonished: "Fathers will always go through this experience, look at the point, and offer the mature blessings of adults for this beautiful love." ”

And a Heavenly Emperor with batwing looked for the name of the company with a hideous look, and put the water generation device, the land turbulence frame, the T-virus, and the man-made black hole into the backpack one by one.

"Be self-contained!"

In fact, the angel who saw the eye rushed up and tore with the Emperor of Heaven, from the sky to the ground, and then to the sea, the angel who symbolized the Emperor's heart punched the Emperor in the head, and then arrived in front of the silent Medi with a scarred body.

"I've won, let's talk to our daughter and do our duty as a father. ”

"That's a good thing to say,......"

Medi indifferently pressed the angel on the cutting board, and cut her bewildered heart in half with a knife: "Don't you know that I have surpassed the superficial good and evil?"

Picking up the powerful kitchen knife, Medi looked at the black charcoal and said indifferently, "Where is the man?"

"It's in one of the middle schools of the exile center, and it's a protégé over there, right?"

Black Charcoal's words made Medi frown: "Mordred can't stay in the Magic Land to run a branch, why do you come to the Exile House?"

"Isn't this the beginning of a war that is determined to hell to be biased? Our Royal Highness the Princess is very spontaneous, she wants to learn something from this war, right?"

Black Charcoal's words made the corners of Medi's mouth smile, and then she opened the door and pulled out a massive Gundam.

"Best, you will lead the way, we will go to the place where Mordred practiced the sword the next day, you sit in this gundam, if the man dislikes me, I will say to open the cannon, and you must ensure that the cannon is fired at the first time to bomb the house. ”

"Calm down, Grand Duke, although I know that you are calm before you bomb the exile, please be calm. ”

Lingmeng said loudly: "Why don't we compromise, no matter whether the man is innocent or not, whether he can satisfy the Grand Duke or not, just blow it up and pull it down, don't blow it up?"

"Grand Duke, I report this woman, she has already shown ill-intentioned intentions to Her Royal Highness the Princess. ”

In the spirit of atonement for his sins, Black Carbon jumped out and exposed the ugly face of Hakuri Reimu.

"Don't care about this woman first, ...... at this time"

The Emperor chuckled and lifted the kitchen knife, still shining brightly from the scorching cold light.

"Let's do something rampant. ”

Medi was walking in the corridor of the campus, rising step by step to the third class of the second grade of junior high school, behind him Bo Li Reimu hugged his thigh and shouted: "Calm down, Archmaster, they are just a group of children, we have to calm down!"

"Am I the kind of person in your hearts who will blow up the world at the slightest disagreement?"

The Emperor of Heaven disdainfully raised his leg and kicked the person away, and then continued to move forward with the prepared teaching materials.

"I just want to see who the Holy Ones dare to do to my daughter, according to Black Charcoal, the stinky boy is in this class, right?"

Although the battle to rescue the children was rotten, Hakuri Reimu, who saw that Medi was just going to investigate, breathed a sigh of relief.

"Aren't you teaching physical education?"

Reimu, who suddenly realized that something was very wrong, asked subconsciously.

"It doesn't matter, today's math teacher is 'sick', so I'll take her place to teach these grandchildren. ”

Medi patted the textbook in her bosom and said proudly.

Bo Li Lingmeng stood stunned and watched the figure of the Emperor gradually disappearing, and then stood in place in shame and mourned silently for those bad children, planning that they would go out of society in the future, and it would not have any impact because mathematics was taught by a physical education teacher, and his little arms and legs actually couldn't save them.

After sighing, Bo Li Lingmeng summoned a small bench, melon seed soda, and went to watch the play excitedly.

As the saying goes, three women in one play, although all of them are female protégés, although they are not so nervous, and all of them should not be underestimated, Medi has not yet come close to the sound of chirping, as if she has learned that the rigid math class has been abolished, so the protégés are happily talking about yesterday's idol TV series finale, celebrity gossip, and about avant-garde magazines.

The scent of the girls who are in the most worry-free life makes the corners of Medi's mouth hook up a trace of vicious arc.

"Bang!"

There was a close fight between the door and the wall of the classroom that was violently pushed open, and the noise made the classroom quiet.

"Go on, I've heard your voices a few classes away. ”

Medi put the heavy textbook on the desk, and said to the protégés with great interest: "Why can't I hear it as soon as I enter?" ”

"Teacher Qiao?"

Under the podium, Yuki Yuna, a member of the Brave Division, subconsciously exclaimed, "Aren't you a physical education teacher?"

"Well...... this"

Medi frowned and looked at the crowd in the audience, could it be that black charcoal guy was wrong, isn't this audience full of girls?

After all, this seems to be a girls' school? Could it be that what Black Tan saw was actually a male teacher?

Thinking about it, Medi said lightly: "Because your math teacher is sick, so my classmates, take out your Chinese papers, and this class will be taught by me, the other teacher." ”

Isn't the math teacher sick?

The protégés' minds were confused, and the subordinate machine took out the Chinese paper from the schoolbag, stuttered as the physical education teacher who replaced the math teacher scratched a chalk on the blackboard, and then turned around.

"I know that your Chinese teacher Yinba has already told you that the so-called 'people' are two people who support each other...... The so-called human being is a description of what we look like when we are standing, and it is a pictogram of pen and ink!"

The Emperor of Heaven was impassioned and self-serving, leaving a group of protégés looking at the language scroll and not knowing which page to turn, and could only watch Medi improvise with a bewildered expression.

"So each of us is lonely, you only need to learn knowledge in the house, just make friends, and fall in love is all the evil way in the evil road! ”

Medi put down the book in her hand, pushed the glasses she had just put on, looked at the protégés who looked at him with 'antique' eyes, and sighed: "Well, it looks like many people have dumped the pot that they can't find their other half to the black house." ”

"Teacher!"

The girl who was suspected of being the class leader stood up with an embarrassed face: "We are a girls' school here, and we can't find the other half of the pot that is not the black house, isn't it ours?"

"Stupid people of the opposite sex are just to breed, the same sex is true love, if you don't understand, I'll teach you a lesson. ”

Medi opened the textbook she had prepared early in the morning, cleared her throat and whispered, "The Qing Dynasty Hanlin Academy's good man 'Ji Yun''s [Reading Wei Caotang Notes] recorded such a story, saying that there was such a young and beautiful young man in ancient times, and he was constantly worried that his flower-like beauty would attract the oppression of evil men, so he continued to learn skills day and night, and after many years, he became an amazing ......."

Outside the classroom, Hakuri Reimu and Black Charcoal pulled the window and covered their eyes to look at the class, afraid to see a feast of organs, rampant scenes such as assassination of the classroom, unexpectedly, a person and a cat glimpsed such a scene.

The 'frail and sickly' physical education teacher was holding a simple thread-bound book, and reading the text aloud with a mature and magnetic voice, while the girls in the classroom were also listening attentively, all of them seemed so normal.

"Later, something terrible happened, the boy was targeted by two evil men, and was followed into a cold alley, the boy had already planned to beat the evil men down in three or two strokes, and took off their pants, and after omitting five hundred words, he avenged the teenagers who were humiliated by the evil man, this story reports that when you look at the abyss, the abyss is also looking at you, and the dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon......"

Well, it's not normal at all!

Bo Li Reimu covered her eyes without looking: "I heard that when a man is in love, when a woman is pregnant, her IQ will drop significantly, and the Grand Duke has no ability to fall in love and get pregnant!"

"It's hard to say. ”

The black charcoal on the side shook his head and said: "The Grand Duke has already asked the Divine Dragon for the best Namek star ability to build the Dragon Ball, so he has the ability to spit eggs, and he has also made a big profit in the Eastern God Department, and the harvest includes the mother and child river river that can make anyone pregnant regardless of gender and resistance." ”

"Sure enough, no matter where the Emperor of Heaven is, he is a short-term and often curious existence. ”

Just as Reimu sighed, the classic bell of the end of class 'To Alice' slowly rang, and Medi, who was still unsatisfied, put away the textbook and left the class in the midst of the protégés' reluctance to cry and laugh.

"Look, the guy who wants to soak my daughter isn't here. ”

The Emperor of Heaven looked at Black Tan and Bo Li Reimu in a low voice, and Black Tan suddenly stood up straight, raised his cat's paw and said, "I think, I really saw such a man who accosted Her Royal Highness Princess Mordred!"

"The best is true. ”

Medi whispered, "Otherwise, the price for making me so out of shape is not something I can afford to skin you...... At this time, sit on your Gundam and let us go to the place where Mordred practiced swordsmanship, remember that I will exaggerate again, and immediately open fire after receiving my instructions!"

"Okay Grand Duke, no problem Grand Duke!"

Anxious to atone for his sins, the black charcoal ran to the front, and took Medi and Bori Reimu, who wanted to see the enthusiasm and was worried about the trouble, to the place where Mordred practiced swords, and fell behind the three of them, looking at the Chinese teacher who was confused because of the black charcoal who was talking.

At this time, she was thinking about a deep question, could it be the cats of urban legends, could it be true?

The bell of the class quickly interrupted her thoughts, and the Chinese teacher, whose world view was violently attacked, walked up to the podium in a daze, and asked her classmates to bring up the Chinese papers without even saying a regular greeting.

"Teacher, in math class, we have finished the Chinese paper. ”

The classmates in the audience held up the papers to be used for the final exam, and the key points were already marked one after another, even if the IQ was in a state of ramp, Medi was a teacher with strong teaching ability, and the initial premise of several powerful disciples was still not forgotten.

"What!"

The boiling liver fire instantly left the Chinese teacher's talking cat behind, and she looked at the paper in disbelief, and the more she looked at it, the more indignant she became.

What does Bichi, who teaches mathematics, want to do? After finishing the paper, I'll talk about my paper? Is it so powerful, is it a plan to make the school leader rethink the choice of class teacher?

"I can't help it, fellow students. ”

The Chinese teacher pushed his glasses, gritted his teeth in the scorching cold light, and said, "Take out your physics papers, although I am very sorry for the physics teacher, but this is not the time to care about this." ”

Yuki Yuna and the others, who looked confused, reluctantly took out the physics scroll.

So in physics class, another angry teacher noticed it.

"It's inconvenient for me to complain about those liberal arts students? What is the meaning of finishing my immediate papers! It's best for you to be the first year of junior high school, and I'll be the fifteenth, and my classmates will take out your liberal arts papers, that is, the English papers, and I'll tell you about today's Ingrid!"

......

Today, her Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher, physics is taught by a Chinese teacher, English is taught by a physics teacher, drawing is taught by an English teacher, computer is taught by an art teacher, and physical education is taught by an embarrassing math teacher after returning from sick leave.

And this inexplicable chaos is all caused by the physical education teacher, is this the revenge of the physical education teacher who has been 'sick' continuous......ly?

In the back mountain of the best middle school in Zhanzhou, Medi carefully put away her sword-like arrogance, so as not to let Mordred, who has a blood-related relationship with herself, notice, the girl closed her eyes not far away at this time and felt the sword in her hand, and felt the reason of lifting weights like light.

And Hakuri Reimu, who stayed on the side, looked at the Gundam in the distance with the phase space to hide itself, and there was a black cat sitting in the cockpit.

"I said, Grand Duke, as for achieving this level?"

The girl asked puzzledly: "As a father, you will have to go through such a situation sooner or later, you will never tie your daughter to your side for the rest of your life, right?"

"Of course I know that. ”

Medi said lightly, "Otherwise, why do you think my heart will win in my body?"

"Then you ......"

"One yard to one yard. ”

Medi said lightly: "The slim daughter who raised herself, the daughter who spent a lot of blood and sweat to look at the eldest daughter, the daughter who inherited her best genes, the best daughter in the world, the daughter who is in the most beautiful stage of her life, looked at her, watched her into the mind of another eye-born man, was like this, and then that, do you know what kind of state of mind this is? TR, and the world's most final N· TR Ahh

Bo Li Lingmeng looked embarrassed, and what you said made sense, I was really speechless.

"It's coming. ”

At this time, the black charcoal on the side raised his voice, and Reimu suddenly fixed his eyes, and sure enough, he noticed that a hooded man with an unclear face trotted to Mordred, who was practicing his sword, and then sat on a stone under the scorching sun and watched quietly.

"It's just why don't you watch it?"

Hakuri Reimu looked at Medi with her back to the two of them.

"Is anyone coming?"

"Arrival is coming, just ......"

"Open fire. ”

"Huh?"

"Now that the people have arrived, let's open fire, while the Gundam has been set up by me to self-detonate the French, even if you don't press the black charcoal, the Gundam will blow it all up, of course, if you press it, it will also be blown up. ”

With her back to all of them, Medi took out the cigarette gun produced by her grandmother, and sighed slightly: "As the Grand Duke of the Emperor of Heaven, I will not be charged with ruining my daughter's happiness, someone has to come out and bear all the faults at this time, and when you can't find a certain elegant old man, you can be wronged." ”

"Didn't you say that you want to investigate whether the man is pleasing to the eye? No matter how the person is, you will blow up and pull it down! And you want me to take the blame? Don't you take such a bullying of your own cat!"

Sitting in the cockpit, the black charcoal was sweating profusely and looked at the blood-colored window everywhere, the dazzling skull, there was a countdown to self-detonation, and it was suddenly clear that the words of the first investigation were purely used to paralyze himself, the Grand Duke did not plan to let go of the man who dared to touch his daughter, and also placed the candidate for the back, no, it was a cat choice.

My life is on hold......

Just as the black cat wailed, Mordred, who did not know that a time bomb was preparing to detonate by his side, slowly put away his sword, looked around suspiciously, and finally put his eyes in front of the spectators who had come to watch him practice his sword as always.

"Miyoshi Xia Rin's classmates, don't just look at it if you don't want to, accompany me to practice swords. ”

Medi's killer target, hurriedly waved his hands, and said in a beautiful girlish voice: "I am too far away from Mordred's classmates, how can we practice together." ”

"So let's continue yesterday's conversation and tell us how your Father's Day was celebrated?"

"Well, the gift I chose will definitely please the father of Mordred's classmate. ”

Although Medi was not staring, his ears were not closed, and it was immediately clear that he had misunderstood.