The two brothers hugged each other and cried, and it was hard to imagine that a strong man would have such a weak side. The truth is revealed, and there is no falsehood.

After a while, the strong man wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and walked towards Crazy Fan with an axe.

Crazy Fan couldn't hold back his laughter, but he was looked at by the big man.

"Boy, you see things you shouldn't see and do things you shouldn't do, so I'm going to gouge out your eyeballs and take off your arms. ”

"Yes, gouging out the eyeballs. The bearded man said.

The bandits under his command screamed with excitement when they heard that they were going to gouge out the eyes of the fool.

"See it, all approve of it, it seems that your life is not good, hahaha. The brothers tied him up to me, I want to dig slowly, unload slowly, ::hahaha. ”

"Is the eldest brother kidnapping him or you?" asked one of the bandits at the moment.

"Grandma, what the hell do you want to rebel, Lao Tzu's fist hasn't eaten meat for a long time, wow. The big man pretended to be angry and paced back and forth. The group of bandits laughed together when they saw the leader like this.

"Come, tie him up for me. He pointed his finger at Crazy Fan and said.

The small group of whispers quickly rushed over and surrounded the idiot, swaying their bodies from side to side, like the scene of a wizard's practice.

Suddenly, he surrounded him violently, lifted him above his head, and lifted him in the air with one hand. Slowly walked towards something that resembled a pillar.

"The country has national laws, and the mountains have mountain rules, this kid ignores the mountain rules and despises the truth, which is really unforgivable, so he was sentenced to death, and Lao Tzu did it himself. The strong man said loudly behind the crowd.

Walked up to the pillar and threw him down, the action was so familiar, I think I often did it.

"Hey, hey, that bandit brother, I just twitched my face, and I didn't laugh at the true feelings of the two of you, the sky and the earth are witnesses, you can't let me be wronged and you gouge out my eyeballs. Foolish Fan said to the bandit leader with a playful smile.

"Lao Tzu said yes, that is, yes, the little ones, tie them up, Lao Tzu must serve him well. ”

The group of minions were so excited that they tied up Crazy Fan.

"I said this big brother, you can do it, the kid is still young, and he hasn't ,,, yet, and he hasn't ,,, yet" Crazy Fan pretended to be pitiful at the moment.

"Oh my God, why did you treat me like this" he tilted his head, looking pained.

"Boy, it's useless for you to cry. ”

"Little ones, take off his shoes. The strong man said.

After a minion took off his shoes, put them to his nose and sniffed them, and after "vomiting" three times, he opened his mouth and scolded, "What a stinky foot, I still stink." After a little more gagging he came with a feather in his hand.

"Big brother, you take off your arms, you don't have to take off your shoes, even if you die, let me die standing up, you take off my shoes, and when you get there, I can't walk." "Crazy Fan doesn't understand what they are going to do, if they have to gouge out their eyeballs today, even if they die, at least there will be no more than five fingers alive here. , Although the cultivation in his body was sealed, if the foolish fan forcibly broke the seal, he would be supported by thousands of years of cultivation, and the lowest estimate is that this mountain will probably not grow a single inch in ten years.

"Boy, don't you like to laugh very much? Today Lao Tzu rewarded you with a smile at a time. The big man sat down, grabbed Fool's calf, and slid the feather in his hand back and forth on Fool's feet.

"Hahaha, big brother spare me, I, I'll do it again, no more, no, don't dare, big brother is good, spare me. Crazy Fan didn't expect that he would actually use feathers to tickle the plates of his feet, and if he went on like this, he would not be killed, but he would have to die laughing alive.

"Keep laughing for Lao Tzu, hahaha" The strong man didn't seem to have the intention of stopping, and the more he scratched, the more energetic he became.

...

Half an hour passed, and the big man still didn't mean to stop, and he was already on the verge of collapse with laughter, and the ropes on his body were shaken a lot by the vibration caused by his laughter.

"I can't do it, big brother, I was wrong, you just spare me, I was really wrong. Foolish said weakly.

"No, at least, it will take half an hour to resolve the hatred in my heart. Then he continued his movements.

Crazy Fan is desperately trying to dodge and break free with all his might, but how can so many ropes be so easy to break free, he struggled to break free, and the gold medal in his arms fell to the ground with a bang.

"I said that your kid hid treasures, Lao Tzu came out before he searched his body, I don't know how many treasures your kid hid, hahaha, he made a fortune. When the strong man saw the gold medal that had fallen, he didn't want to be happier, so he ignored the idiot and went straight to the treasure.

He was so excited that he picked up the gold medal, laughed, and looked at the sunshine He looked at the word "one" on the gold medal, "It seems to be a little familiar" He muttered to himself, as if he remembered something, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and he knelt on the ground violently, crawled over, and kowtowed hard in front of Fan: "Ask the landlord to spare his life, ask the landlord to spare his life, I don't know Taishan and I don't know how to come, please spare my life." The sudden change, the group of minions didn't know what their eldest brother was doing, the bearded "man" came over and said to the eldest brother: "Brother, what are you doing, even if you are excited, you don't have to kneel down to worship heaven and earth." ”

The strong man pulled the bearded man's trouser legs, and knew him to kneel down, and the bearded beard saw that the gold medal in the strong man's hand changed, and his legs instantly weakened and knelt down.

The change was so sudden that he didn't even have time to react.

"It should be the brand given by the eldest brother," Crazy Fan thought to himself.

"So, hey.."

"Still not untied?" said Idiot Fan pretendingly.

"Yes, yes, the small one will be untied" The strong man knelt and untied the idiot.

Crazy Fan moved his hands and feet, looked at the kneeling person in front of him and said, "What's the matter, do you still want to gouge out my eyeballs, and still take off my arms?"

"The little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and I ask the landlord to spare his life. The two of them know that the person in front of them is an existence they can't provoke, and the Lord who wants people's lives at every turn.

Crazy Fan doesn't know why this gold medal can have such a great deterrent power, but since it is on himself, then, he has to play his greatest role.

"I've been tied here for a long time, and my back is sore and my legs are weak. ”

The two men heard this, and one hammered his legs, and the other rubbed his back.

"It seems to be working, hahaha" Fool Fan laughed in his heart.

"I'm so hungry."

"Quick, go get something to eat. ”

......

After tossing for a long time, Crazy Fan finally let the two go.

Later, the two also knew that Crazy Fan was not the owner of the brand, but the deterrent power of the brand was there, and it was still as close as the owner of the brand.

Crazy Fan used the identity of the owner of the brand to ask about the situation of the two, only to learn that the two were abandoned since childhood, and the brothers depended on each other.

"Although my two brothers occupy the mountain, but since we have been educated by the love of the landlord, we have been quiet and conscientious to be our bandits, and we have never done anything hurtful to the heavens and reason. ”

"Isn't it hurting the heavens and reason to gather a crowd to form bandits?" asked Crazy Fan.

The strong man scratched his head and said with a smile: "Don't you know, this group of bandits are all homeless people, although my brothers are not good people, but when they encounter people who have the same experience, they really can't bear to give up, so they took it back, but I didn't expect that there were more and more people later, hehe." ”

Thinking that the strong man didn't tell a lie, looking at his sincere gaze, it should be just as he said.

"Aren't you going to take off my arms and gouge out my eyes? ”

"How dare we, just to scare and scare those who don't know, we can't do this kind of unreasonable thing," the bandit leader swore solemnly.

...

......

The strong man's name is Fan Yao, and the man with the mustache is named Fan Sa, which means chic and free, but he doesn't know that Fan Sa is as stupid and cute as his name.

"We haven't read much poetry since we were young, so we don't have ink in our stomachs, but being chic and comfortable is the life we want to live. ”

"The sage rides the wind and is immaculate"

The bearded man added a sentence later:

"My generation Ling Yunzhi is chic. ”

Even Cao Reckless has his own life goals to pursue, since he can't be as perfect as a virtuous person, it is better to live as he wants to be, and be free and easy.