Chapter 98: Evolution and War
"Nothing, and it's none of your business. ”
Medi gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, knowing that if she didn't respond to this kind of teasing, the bored girl would naturally calm down.
A stupid cat crawled in from outside the car and stood in front of Reimu with great vigour.
"Hmph, do you think Uncle Ben can't help but report to you, does this contain the Grand Duke's full love for Princess Mordred?"
"You idiot. ”
Medi opened her eyes, her eyes flashing with the light of wanting to choose someone, staring at the black cat tightly, and at the same time took out the hot pot and seasonings, and said word by word in a strong threatening tone: "Say, why don't you say it? I'm waiting!"
So the black charcoal turned around and said to Reimu with a heartfelt voice.
"Because I can't bear to watch Princess Mordred continue to practice that kind of dead energy, so the Grand Duke refused the Tranquility Award that the Earth Academy wanted to award him, only a bunch of super martial arts, each super martial crystal in your hand costs several tons of gold, and it is also a strange product that money can't buy, and the Grand Duke also specially dressed up as a chocolate mental plan to lie and lie that it was an ordinary snack to trick Princess Mordred into eating it. ”
Reimu, who learned of the terrible movement, wanted to laugh loudly, and used this black history to extort a large sum of money from this arrogant vice principal, but now, she realized what it means to harm others and harm herself, and her heart, blinded by the inexplicable light, seemed to be pierced by a thousand needles, so that the girl's eyes couldn't help but secrete crystal tears.
So she ran to Medico in tears, hugged the thigh of the local tyrant tightly and said loudly: "Grand Duke, I want to ask, do you really not have a lost biological daughter, about a certain time after drinking involuntarily?!"
", don't bother me to boil water. ”
While Medi was adding various seasonings to the hot pot, the indifferent foot girl kicked and threw several packets of seasoning to the side of black charcoal.
"Give me a little bit of each pack, remember not to put too much, remember not to put fennel, I don't eat porridge, and Mordred, who inherits my genes, must be the same. ”
Hei Tan's eyes lit up: "Grand Duke, are we going to improve our cooking tonight? What to eat?!"
"You'll know in a moment, remember to call me when the water boils. ”
After glancing at the scenery outside the window, and estimating that it was much worse, Medi motioned for the carriage to stop, and then walked towards the mansion with Reimu, who was entering the city like a hillbilly along the way.
"I have a fantasy in a row. ”
The girl who seemed to be pregnant with a gift box walked into the big mansion buried by Medie, looking around dizzily, and at the same time said to Mehdi, "I plan to live in such a luxurious house one day." ”
"I'm really poor as a toilet cleaner here, with food and shelter, do you need it?"
Medisch replied.
"Okay, then let me change the question, is my name on Dad's ID card in this house?"
On the other side of the hallway, Mordred, dressed in a suit of action, looked at Medi in a daze, and slammed her sword on the ground with a half-bang.
The sound of the great sword smashing on the ground was like the scream of a defeated dog.
"Mordred, you're here, I just so have something for you here. ”
After seeing Mordred, Medidi's face hardened instantly, and she pointed to the Lingmeng on the side with an indifferent face: "This is the martial arts secret book that I sold to me from a certain dervish on the other side of the world, it is true that ten yuan can buy one and get one free, it should be stronger than your training strength, you can take it to learn, what will not call me again." ”
"Heavenly Father, is she me mm?"
Mordred didn't look at the gift box in Reimu's hand, but clenched her fists and asked Medi as far away as she could.
It is true that she knows that an ordinary child needs to be pregnant for ten months, and then raised for more than ten years before it will be so big, and if her heavenly father is pleased, he can give her a whole litter of brothers and sisters of the same size in a minute.
There's nothing bad about that, after all, this trait of the Nameks exists to breed, so Mordred doesn't know why he is so hostile to this MM they met for the first time.
It's like half of my most important thing has been taken away inexplicably.
"It's not your mm, it's our new cleaner, and you can ask her to do any chores in the future. ”
Medi's reluctant reply made Reimu bite her lip unwillingly, and asked resentfully for a long time: "We...... Can we go back to the way before?"
Back to the day when we just met and you didn't understand me, I think I must have exhausted my life's energy to join your household registration and divide your family...... Phew, be a good boy!
Faced with Reimu's informative eyes, Medi calmly stretched out two fingers.
"The fare is not low, if you want to go back, give me 200 gold coins. ”
"Farewell. ”
After saying that, a touch of frustration rose in Reimu's heart, it was the first time she had encountered such a difficult opponent since her life experience, and this frustration was only connected for a short time, and then she turned her eyes to Mordred, who was in a better mood.
Since there is no way to divide his belongings from the Grand Duke, it is the same for this girl who will have to uphold the Grand Duke's belongings sooner or later.
The strange black cat's name to this woman was Princess Mordred, which means that the secret vice-principal or the king of a certain country, if he became a son-in-law......
Mordred suddenly felt chills inexplicably, and she looked at Hakurei Reimu only to find that she was smiling at her kindly.
"Your father is so good to you, what kind of super martial arts crystals are these, according to that black cat's words, each one is priceless. ”
Faced with the meaning of 'your father is awesome' conveyed in Reimu's words, Mordred suddenly had a good impression of this woman who just wanted to take advantage of her father's low price.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's just a worthless stall...... By the way, where is Lucy, I have something to look for her. ”
As soon as Medi's words fell, there was a sudden sound of braking, and the mermaid princess found herself in front of him, and asked in a generous tone, "Heavenly Father, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
Looking at the mermaid, who had not seen her for a year, and who had become more eye-catching and cautious, Medi said with satisfaction: "Come with me to the study, and Mordred will practice the cheats I gave." ”
After saying that, in Mordred's slightly boring eyes, Medi and Lucy went to the villa's study together, and after getting out of Mordred's sight, Medi breathed a sigh of relief and regained her usual lazy senses.
"Father, you're still not used to being with Mordred. ”
Mermaid looked at Medi helplessly: "I know that with the lazy nature of Heavenly Father, it is difficult to take on the obligation of being a father, so it is not a way to avoid Miss Mordred continuously, I can't continue to be a shield for Heavenly Father." ”
"I don't know what you're talking about. ”
Medi lay lazily on the ground and diverted the subject: "I came to you for something important to discuss. ”
"Okay, what's the matter?"
Lucy said ridiculously, and Medi stammered for a moment before turning to ask about the Lucy's sect.
The Holy Fire Cult, the sect he established to become a god, was almost forgotten in the corner of his memory...... After all, the mentally retarded admittedly said that the matter of karma he owed Buddhism was the most important, but after so long, Buddhism still maintained an unbeatable relationship with him, and karma was even more bad rumors, so he continued to drag on the matter of becoming a god.
He was lazy, and he didn't follow the laziness of Disclosure and Mordred.
Mordred was born to uphold the status of the sect's pope, and Lucy was raised by him to pass the saintess, and these two good girls continued to work hard in places he couldn't see.
"The current Holy Fire Cult was once the overwhelming sect of Fiorea. ”
Lucy took out a stack of papers from the top of the study and put them in front of Medico, and said with a hint of pride, "We have more than 200,000 members, all over the cities of the Kingdom of Fiorea, with a total of 5,460 small churches, 7 large churches, and one temple. ”
Medi nodded with satisfaction, she was able to develop such a limited sect in an environment where she was trying her best to fish, and the investment in Lucy at the beginning was thousands of times more profitable...... It is true that there must be Lily Hua in this who is opening the door of convenience, otherwise it would not have become so big in just one year, and it would be possible to manage such a large sect, and Lucy's development was enough to make him look sideways.
The prince who abandoned her at first did not know whether he was remorseful or not, and his bowels were blue.
"Our members of the Holy Fire Cult are mainly concentrated in the younger class, and the ordinary behavior is to help members of the sect and non-sect members solve the problem of singleness, and to judge unclean people of the opposite sex. ”
Lucy handed Medi a document with the Creed of the Holy Fire Cult written on it, "Our sect is limited to single men and women, and if a person is separated from singleness, then it will be regarded as automatically leaving the sect, and all the benefits of the Holy Fire Sect will be lost, and for some reason, members who leave the sect will have a high chance of being judged by their former colleagues." ”
"Well, it's not bad...... And what about our financial resources?"
Medi asked, confused.
According to Lucy, the current members of the sect are basically disciples, and they are just a group of employees who are not financially self-reliant.
"In the beginning, the sect was supported by Princess Yurika, but in recent months, more and more people have come to our church, and a few of our older members have contracted all the joints of the wedding and received a lot of money from it, such as selling wedding dresses, renting wedding cars, contracting banquets, and selling souvenirs that can bless a happy marriage. ”
Lucy replied kindly, handing Medi a document again.
"Not only in the matter, but the Holy Fire Cult also has its own cultural behavior, that is, every year on April 4 at 4 o'clock, a large judgment festival is held, on this day the members of the Holy Fire Cult will wear black robes and hold torches to judge lovers. ”
Medi asked suspiciously, "Why is it 4 o'clock on April 4?"
"Due to ...... This is trying to green the time for the Heavenly Father's Yurika Princess and the Dragon Ball Black Dragon Princess to hold a mating ceremony. ”
On the 4th of each month, on this special day, the Holy Fire Cult, favored by the Emperor of Heaven, will hold the most serious judgment on the love of lovers, at that moment the 200,000 followers of Fioraia will cover themselves in black cloth robes, hold torches, fill the world, and then bind the group of dog men and women to the pre-prepared cross, and then burn the bodies of those dog men and women with flames.
This is just a symbolic ritual, and the flame used in the last step of the ritual is also a special effect flame that is made out of thin air with witchcraft, and only many couples firmly deny the fact that they have a partner, and they will be fine if they are separated from their other half for a day on that day, and if they don't really want to be separated, they can also stay at home with their other half, so that there will be no accidents.
If you insist on walking on the street with your other half on this day, provoking the poor single dog, then you have to be prepared to be hunted down by the whole city, and then tied to the cross, even if it is useless to call people to protect the law, this special festival of the church, in this world where the gods appear, the secular forces dare not interfere at all, so simply legislate to support this kind of behavior, that is, this kind of behavior of the Holy Fire Cult is legal.
"I thought that on the 4th of every month, the streets would be quieter, and even I didn't expect that the trial of the Holy Fire Cult on couples seemed to be regarded as some kind of test of love, and people were convinced that if they could escape from the world's fanatical cultists on that day, Miao Yuan would definitely have a happy marriage, so there would be no more couples who would hide at all that day, but would show their affection on the main road. ”
Lucy helplessly put her hand on her forehead: "As a result, the disciples who had no interest in the Holy Fire Sect were greatly stimulated and attacked, and the number of members of the Holy Fire Sect increased explosively, and most of the content of the prayers was that someone would hurry up or something, making us look like a cult." ”
"It turned out to be a sect established by the Emperor of Heaven. ”
Medi yawned, "I don't quite understand why you did the murder of Lily that day. ”
"It's just a coincidence. ”
Lucy looked at Medi's face intently, and said in a steady tone: "It turns out that we will not start the wedding of such a big man, she has the same relationship with Heavenly Father, and the consequence is that a woman who does not love herself chooses the dragon princess, I actually can't bear Heavenly Father, you suffer such humiliation!"
"In the beginning, my relationship with Lily Hua was only connected by a contract. ”
Medi propped her chin and stared lightly: "We don't have any emotions completely, she is in love with this feeling, and I admittedly treat her as a woman, but I have never been moved by her from beginning to end, so I don't need to block others from reminiscing about my happiness, stop your dangerous thoughts, as usual." ”
"Heavenly Father...... She ......"
Medi reached out and pressed her hand against the merfolk's lips and shook her head.
"She and I are admittedly not in love, but we are friends anyway, and if she says she needs help, and she confides even the slightest idea of not wanting to be a princess, I can teach humans and dragons for her, she just told me that she was worried that she would be played bad by the black dragon princess. ”
"Heavenly Father...... I know. ”
At this point, the mermaid, who no longer knew what to say, sighed slightly.
"Heavenly Father, I have a question, is the development of our Holy Fire Sect a little faster, I have been preparing to deal with the difficulties of other sects recently, but there has been no movement in a row, I suspect that it is a woman who has gone to fight with other sects, but she is confused and says that she has not. ”
In the Demon Continent, as a sect, it must have its own gods to worship at the beginning, followed by the management of the sect pope, saints, bishops and other management classes, and then the responsibility of the sect.
For example, the dragon goddess Dalma, whose cult is religion of evolution and war, often finds her followers struggling with the most sinister and vicious creatures in the environment, and the unyielding roar of sweaty blood is their prayer.
The elven goddess Klein is the protector and founder of art, and the believers of the sect spread witchcraft among various races on the continent, and the headmaster of the Heavenly House School, Tina, is a devout believer in this goddess.
Kenta Gama, the orc goddess of the Priesthood War, was a protector of warriors and mercenaries, and every year the warriors would hunt the first number of prey and sacrifice them to the orc goddess in exchange for her protection.
The mountain god of the dwarf race cast by the priesthood is worshiped by all the blacksmiths in the blacksmith shop.
The Holy Fire Cult created by Medi single-handedly defied the common sense that there were gods and then sects on the mainland, and it was also running prosperously, which is a strange phenomenon that most people are puzzled by, you must know that no one has tried to make a fortune in the void in an environment without gods, but none of them were trampled to death by the other four sects like ants.
The fanatics allow their gods not to be the only ones, but they don't allow the gods out of thin air to stand on the same level as their own gods, so they set out to be the most ruthless and cold-blooded, for the Holy Fire Cult that appeared inexplicably, the other four sects not only did not interfere with this sect, but helped the Holy Fire Sect eradicate a bunch of fake religions concocted in the same way, and both openly and secretly opened the door for it.
Many people feel that it is because the Holy Fire Cult is used to prepare for Lily Hua, who must become the god of love, so the ability is carried out at a high speed in a deviant posture, and Lily Hua has been in public places several times, and the sect of Amway, which has confirmed this point of view again and again,