Chapter 490: Prank

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The woman used the spell to do it, and when she raised her hand, a wind blade slashed over, but she didn't expect that the wind blade, which was usually as sharp as a divine soldier, didn't even scrape a grain of ash from the fire stone statue.

She still didn't give up, the wind blade didn't work, the ice pick, the water arrow, and the statue of the god still stood still, not even a scratch was left, so she sacrificed the magic weapon and bombarded it all the way, still like an ant shaking the tree, and finally in a hurry, she pulled out a mandarin duck knife, and came up with a burst of random chopping, and said in her mouth:

"Xia Chaofeng, you are a dead man! Why don't you come and help me dismantle this rogue stone statue!"

Xia Chaofeng was shocked, he was a discerning person, and the image of the god automatically displayed words, which undoubtedly indicated something? Unfortunately, the woman was annoyed and angry, but she couldn't care about these things...... So he had to step forward and spell out, and the weapons came out, but he had doubts in his heart, and there was no lethal force under his hands, he was afraid that if this idol was really destroyed, what disaster would happen?

Li Ji sighed, why didn't everyone play according to the routine when he encountered this situation?

Shouldn't you have heard some secret when you were buried in the igneous rock? Shouldn't you be in a state of danger when your meridians are blocked, and you are in danger of going mad and dying for a lifetime? Shouldn't you have been hit by the unconscious blows of the two of you and suddenly reaped the blessing of misfortune, suddenly enlightened, and greatly improved your skills?

How did these normal bridges come to me and be completely different?

How unreliable does the Heavenly Dao have to be, so that he can just find a place to bury himself, and then he can hear the big secret that endangers the blue sky?

Not to mention that he is not stiff and unable to move, his current condition is very good! He can produce six senses, can send flying swords, and can do everything that should be done and should not be done!

Therefore, there are not so many far-fetched things in this world, this is just an ordinary encounter! It is two ordinary lovers! It is a passerby who has met today and will never see each other again in the future...... The only thing that's a little strange is just the story of the two of them who are good at couplets!

There are hundreds of islands in the Thousand Islands, and the indigenous people on some islands are not civilized enough and have a very low level of education, maybe the level of these two people is a first-class existence on their island?

In this world, there may be countless coincidences, but not all coincidences are dramatic!

After some tossing, Sister Shang was tired and panting, and finally stopped, Brother Xia also stopped attacking, the statue remained the same, and the gray skin did not fall off.

"Sister Xiang, why are you so troubled? You and I came out to swim and play, and by the way, we are running in to join forces, so why should we be angry about an inexplicable stone?"

Sister Xiang settled down at this time, and also felt the mystery of this stone, and couldn't help but feel a little scared in her heart, but she refused to give in.

"Run-in and run-in, how can I still be in the mood to think about this now? This stone, sooner or later, bring someone to disassemble it into powder, so as to dissipate the anger in my heart!"

After speaking, he jumped on the magic weapon and flew away by himself.

"Sister Xiang, wait for me!" Brother Xia followed and left.

It's finally clean!

Three months later, a violent eruption erupted in the crater, and the radius of the Flame Island was shrouded in thick smoke and ashes for dozens of miles, and it lasted for more than ten days before the blue sky and white clouds were seen again.

No one saw that on a dead island, a huge abrupt volcanic rock suddenly exploded into countless crumbles and clods, and a person jumped out of it, laughing, and scribbling on the hard volcanic rock, and then disappeared without a trace.

A month later, a group of more than a dozen monks passed by Flame Island, they were a small sect not far away, and the highest cultivator was only a heart-warming cultivator, and one of them was an acquaintance, who was the sister who had left in shame a few months ago.

Sister Shang turned around slightly in the air, and found that the statue of the god a few months ago had long been gone, leaving no trace, she flew back into the air, and reconfirmed the direction,

"That's right, it's the Island of Flames, but why is that rogue god statue gone?"

She did come back to find fault, but the reason for saying to the sect was not because the stone statue was a hooligan, even if her status in the door was not low, it was impossible to cause the sect to make a big move because of this bullshit, and the reason she pulled inside the door was that there was a mysterious stone statue on the Flame Island, with a special material, maybe it would have the function of refining the weapon when she moved it back?

After everyone searched, a careful Taoist scraped a layer of newly covered volcanic ash somewhere, and found a few lines of handwriting, surrounded by the monk's door, and the sister stared at it, and couldn't help but be angry again, her face was red, but fortunately, the attention of the entourage was not on her, but no one noticed.

A few lines read:

The volcano is too hot, the slave family takes off their clothes first!

The sea is too cool, and the officials will swim in the middle of summer!

The horizontal batch is: run-in and run-in.

This ridiculous couplet, of course, was left by a certain Jin Dan who was in a happy mood and had a painful idle egg.

It's boring!

has no grudges and no hatred, which is completely inconsistent with his identity.

But so what?

Since Li Ji crossed the cultivation path, with the improvement of the realm, he has felt more and more that his emotions of boredom, anger, ecstasy, sadness, and disappointment seem to be gradually leaving him, in the words of the cultivation realm, this is a manifestation of the monk's calm state of mind and the ancient well, which is a good thing, but he doesn't want it to be like this!

He doesn't want to be cultivated into a stone, without emotion, it is a worthless immortality!

He doesn't want to become a so-called immortal in the eyes of mortals, forever expressionless, nothing will be moved, everything is under control!

What is the meaning of such existence? When everything is under control, it becomes monotonous repetition, and the essence of human pleasure lies in the unknown, novelty, and indefiniteness!

But he can't change the process, he can only find some fun for himself in his own way, which makes him feel like a flesh and blood person!

It also includes making some inconsequential, innocuous jokes, and I don't know if his efforts will help him maintain a normal person's mentality forever.

If one day, he can really go that far, and let him choose whether to become a god who decides the living world, or be his ordinary flesh-and-blood monk, such a choice is really not easy to make!

..................

The Thousand Islands Void Alliance was re-elected, and it was set at Fanjing Island, where the mountain gate of the Atonanda Sect was located.

This choice is not fixed, or the Yunhu Islands, or Fanjing Island, the last hundred years of the Void Alliance was decided in the Yunhu Islands, so this time it will naturally be in the Atonanda Sect.

As for why these two places must be chosen, the reasons are very simple: first, to demonstrate the ubiquitous influence of the top factions, and secondly, in terms of practical effect, any place in the Kuril region is not as stable and rule-abiding as these two places.

For the sake of interests, for the sake of the path, the monks are not afraid of life and death, change places, there is no strong constraint, these monks of small and medium-sized sects can beat the brains of dogs, who is qualified to be the referee?

This is not a grand event, because the Atonanda Sect will not allow some idle people to enter its sect for no reason, except for the Jindan monks of the various sects designated to participate in this covenant battle, other monks, including the entourage of the Jindan, are not allowed to enter.

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