Chapter 42: Adolescence
Are you Yun Chu?" one of the black fat men asked excitedly and tentatively.
"Hahaha, you're a big strong guy! I didn't expect you to be so strong. Dao Yunchu laughed.
"Hey, Yun Chu, how can you be the same as them, just say that I am fat, so you don't need to damage me in disguise. If it weren't for my mother often talking about what happened when we were children, I'm afraid I wouldn't have dared to recognize you. "Da Zhuang is hearty and self-black.
"Brother Zhuang, you are still so gag, you haven't seen Yun Chu for so long, and you haven't seen life when you come up. Since you don't see you, my second baby is not welcome, let's get busy together. A thin boy said happily.
The second baby is in stark contrast to Da Zhuang, who is tall and fat, and the second baby is thin and lean. Dao Yunchu's nature is primitive, these people are simple and honest, and they quickly get together and get busy together.
The cheerful time is always so fast, and the unconsciously busy time flies by, and the feast outside is about to begin. As the beginning of Dao Yunchu's enlightenment, he hadn't eaten for a long time, and his appetite suddenly opened up in the face of a sumptuous feast.
Ignoring the cold eyes of the sidelines, the young man shook off his cheeks and began to eat. Except for the master and apprentice, all the people at this table are highly respected people in the village, and the whole table of dishes is gone before the chopsticks are moved a few times.
"You turtle grandson, Lao Tzu doesn't know you. Dao Wei seemed to feel that his old face was hot, and he really didn't teach Dao Yunchu etiquette.
"Hehe, Heavenly Master don't be angry. Yun Chu, this child we watched grow up, and he ate an amazing amount of food when he was a child. As long as there is a nurse in the whole village, we will be terrified when we see him, and we have been prepared for a long time. The village chief said with a smile.
The village chief stroked his beard and looked like a high-ranking man who had been expected for a long time, and as soon as he slapped the empty plate and bowl on the table with both hands, he was immediately served, and a new table was quickly served.
The young man saw that his face was different, and no matter how stupid he was, he understood that his behavior had angered the master, and the new banquet began to slow down, eating and talking with everyone.
Even so, the table of the master and apprentice was repeated ten times. It was still under Dao Yun's murderous gaze, and Dao Yunchu was reluctant to put down the chopsticks in his hand.
The master and apprentice burped and prepared to turn around and leave. Seeing Dao Yunchu's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Dao Wei knew that his apprentice wanted to stay and make trouble in the cave room.
Lao Dao looked at the poor young man, waved his hand slightly to show permission, and then walked leisurely alone towards the wooden house in the mountains.
Dao Yunchu, who was promised by the master, was overjoyed, followed a group of people who were haunting the cave room, and rushed to the cave house happily.
Before I knew it, it was already dark, and after the first half of the night, some of the older people began to leave one after another. Only a group of ignorant teenagers were left, secretly hiding outside the window to listen to the sound.
Soon the sound of ecstasy from the cave room made the young men with strong blood and qi face red and breathing rapidly, including Dao Yunchu, of course.
Suddenly, the parties in the house stopped all "activities", and the already dark wedding room was lit by candlelight. The door suddenly opened, followed by the sound of black girls and dogs.
The teenagers who eavesdropped on their privacy scattered and fled in all directions. After the dog couple confirmed that there was no one, they continued their new marriage.
Thinking back to the confusing voice just now, Dao Yun couldn't come back to his senses for a while, and stupidly followed the overexcited second baby to run around.
When the second baby was tired of running, he found that a group of people had long since dispersed, leaving only a soulless little Taoist priest who followed behind him.
"Yun Chu, what's wrong with you? You won't listen to Chun for the first time, right?" The second baby was already shrewd, and he could see at a glance what was wrong with Dao Yun Chu.
"Ah, what is Tingchun?" Dao Yunchu reacted and hurriedly replied.
"It's no wonder that I heard the elders say that the Heavenly Master is a god and doesn't eat fireworks in the world. As a disciple of the Heavenly Master, it is estimated that in addition to cultivation, you kid will not be able to contact other people's feelings.
It seems that you are so curious about the affairs of men and women?" said the second baby with a wicked smile.
"Well, I'm really curious, do you know?" Dao Yunchu was simple-minded, and what did he say in his heart.
"I don't just know that I already got married last year, and I couldn't find you and the Heavenly Master at that time, so you don't know. Erwa said with some loss.
The Heavenly Master is the patron saint of the whole village, and it is a big pity that the second baby's wedding did not invite the Heavenly Master. However, the Celestial Master has no fixed residence, sometimes travels and sometimes retreats, for years or even decades.
As an ordinary person, it is impossible for the second child to pray for everything, and he can invite the heavenly master to bless him. However, if you get acquainted with the apprentice of the Heavenly Master, maybe your son and grandson may be able to get to the light in the future.
"Then what do you mean, have you double-cultivated?" Dao Yunchu has always been eager to move about the matter of double-cultivation, and since he has met someone who has come over, he will definitely ask for an understanding.
"Double cultivation? That may be the name of you immortal cultivators! We ordinary people just let the affairs of men and women be passed on from generation to generation. No, the way you look at your face, could it be that you kid wants to know about this place?"
The second baby was really startled when she saw that Dao Yunchu's saliva was about to flow out. In fact, the second baby doesn't know that the teenager has this expression when he has a desire to learn about all the things he has never experienced.
"Well, well, well, Brother Wazi tell me about it. Dao Yunchu is a little hungry and thirsty now, and he can't wait to look at the second baby.
"No, you're a Taoist priest! Shouldn't you ban seven emotions and six desires?" The second baby doesn't know how to cultivate spirits, but he has heard the elders say that the old heavenly master is dressed as a Taoist priest.
"The master said, we are not Taoists, and as long as I meet a female spiritual cultivator, and there is a double cultivation method, I can also find a monk. Don't digress from the subject, let's talk about it. ”
Dao Yunchu became more and more unable to hold back his temperament, and he had no intention of releasing a trace of coercion, and the second baby suddenly felt that his chest was full of internal organs, as if he was twisted together and extremely uncomfortable.
"Stop, stop, stop, I said, I said, you quickly withdraw the spell, or I'm going to die." The second baby hurriedly shouted.
The second baby is an ordinary person, even if Dao Yunchu's unintentional mood swings are unbearable for the second baby.
Dao Yunchu was also taken aback, he didn't want his insignificant actions to almost take the life of the second baby, so he was very reluctant to go, and immediately controlled his emotions.
"Whew, whew, it's much more comfortable. You immortals are terrible, I'll tell you about this here, but don't use any more spells against me. The second baby said with palpitations.
"Brother Wazi, I'm really sorry, I really didn't mean it just now. Dao Yunchu scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Okay, now that there's no one around, it's normal for us lords to discuss that matter. In the past few days, dogs have been looking for me every day to ask me questions, man! Having said that, it ....... ”
The second baby whispered to Dao Yunchu to explain, and the little Taoist priest listened to it with red ears and red blood.