Chapter 248: Chatting and bragging

"Brother Shang, I mean, can you stop talking to me all the time, you see what your saliva has drenched me."

Yang Yibu pointed to his wet hair, rolled his eyes, and said angrily.

"Brother Yang, you're talking about this, it's very easy to do, you see if this can't spray you" Shang Banjin lowered his voice and laughed heartily, and then with a wave of his hand, something like a metal mask was put on his mouth.

"Damn, you've been prepared, which means you knew you were a big troll, a big fountain."

Yang Yibu said to Shang Banjin speechlessly, rolling his eyes as he spoke.

"Brother Yang, I know myself very well, but I can face up to my shortcomings and disdain to wear this hood from time to time."

Shang Banjin looked at Yang Yibu, who kept rolling his eyes, and he felt the need to explain it to Yang Yibu.

"Fat man, don't talk nonsense, tell me what you are looking for me for, you will not come to me specifically to brag and chat."

Faced with Shang Banjin's words that began to gush again, Yang Yibu ruthlessly interrupted his boastful and asked.

"Brother Yang, you are so godly, you can even guess this, I really came to you to talk about the past and the present, why, don't invite me in to sit down."

Shang Banjin secretly slapped Yang Yibu on the back.

"Shang Fat, just to get past the hidden of bragging, you blocked the door of others."

Yang Yibu couldn't wait to rush up and give Shang Banjin a few dozen kicks on his fat face, you fucking just want to brag, you actually disturbed Lao Tzu's good deeds.

"Brother Yang can't talk nonsense, when did I gamble on other people's doors, I just rested in front of this restaurant, waiting for you, why did it become a door blocking others."

Shang Banjin looked at Yang Yibu angrily and said, his appearance was very aggrieved.

"Fat Shang, you still said that you didn't block other people's doors, take a look for yourself, can others still come in."

Yang Yibu angrily pointed to the door that was blocked by Shang Banjin and said without any gaps.

"Brother Yang, can I be blamed for this? I can only blame the door of his house for being too small and accidentally blocked it."

Shang Banjin looked left and right and said dissatisfiedly.

"Uh......" This is okay, Yang Yibu was choked by Shang Banjin's words and almost bit his tongue.

"Shang Fatty, you can leave if it's okay, I still have something to do" Yang Yibu, who was choked by Shang Banjin, directly ordered the expulsion, he wanted to send Shang Banjin away as soon as possible, and the iron should be struck while it was hot, Cheng Xiaoya's fragrant lips were still waiting for him to taste it.

"Brother Yang, I'm fine, I'll help you if you have anything" Shang Banjin heard Yang Yibu say that there was something, and he thought that the opportunity to show himself had come, so he hurriedly said.

"No, no, you can't help" Yang Yibu really couldn't help but want to give Shang Banjin dozens of feet, what he wanted to do was what you Shang Banjin could help.

"Brother Yang, it's okay if you don't need help, I'll go with you to take a look, it's always okay," Shang Banjin said reluctantly.

"It's not okay to see, please go back" Yang Yibu wanted to cry without tears, what kind of thing to do, let a big living person watch on the side, how can he still be able to speak.

"Brother Yang, it's okay for me to go in and sit" Shang Banjin is also a bull temper, so he can't do it.

"Shang Fatty, what kind of big figure are you, the door is so small, how can you get in" Yang Yibu, who was forced to be helpless, was relieved, of course, Yang Yibu couldn't take Shang Banjin to see what was inappropriate for him and Cheng Xiao.

"Brother Yang, you are reasonable, as for how I get in, I have two ways" Shang Banjin praised Yang Yibu and said proudly.

"Which two methods" Yang Yibu was also interested, he wanted to see how Shang Banjin got in, so he asked casually.

"The first way is to tear down the door and enlarge it," Shang replied triumphantly.

"Uh, that's okay?" Yang Yibu choked and rolled his eyes.

"There is another kind of this" In the sound of zz, which sound was as dark as the sound of a flat tire, Shang Banjin's body quickly shrunk, and it became the size of an ordinary person in a short time.

"Inflatable Doll" Yang Yibu looked at Shang Banjin who had become the same size as a normal person in disbelief, and in Yang Yibu's mind, Shang Banjin would definitely use spells to make his body smaller if he wanted to enter the house.

Everyone can use the spell Yuan Infant Cultivator who becomes bigger and smaller, but Shang Banjin does not use spells, he adopts the method of deflating.

"Brother Yang, let's go in and sit" Shang Banjin didn't pay attention to Yang Yibu's surprise at all, he stepped into the store and hugged Yang Yibu's shoulders very enthusiastically.

"Anti-guest" Yang Yibu reluctantly glanced at Shang Banjin, who was hugging him, and took him to his private room, and asked the waitress to bring some wine and food by the way.

When two big men talk together, they can't stare at each other, they can't stare at each other, they must drink something.

"Hey, Shang Fatty, why don't you spray after you get smaller" In the private room, Yang Yibu and Shang Banjin had been talking for a while, and it was only then that Yang Yibu found out that Shang Banjin didn't have a mouthpiece.

"Brother Yang, there's nothing strange about this, people have become normal, everything is normal," Shang Banjin said leisurely while drinking a little wine.

"Shang Fatty, now that the wine is almost drunk, just tell me if you have anything to do" Yang Yibu glanced at Shang Banjin, who was constantly drinking and eating, and said.

"Brother Yang, I want to ask if the meteorite you photographed is still there," Shang Banjin asked.

"It's gone," Yang Yibu replied directly without concealment.

"What are you doing" Shang Banjin was not too surprised, he asked without raising his head.

"Of course, it's used as fertilizer, and it's fertilized for the tree," Yang Yibu also said lightly.

"I'll just say, this stone is useless, but Mr. Li blamed him for saying that the things that the Xing family chick bid for must be good things, and now it seems that it is just a little fertilizer, just like poop."

Shang Banjin kept babbling.

"Shang Fatty, listening to you say this, you were fighting for a meteorite at the beginning, but in fact, you don't know its value and use at all."

Yang Yibu stopped the wine glass that was brought to his lips, his eyes widened, and he looked at Shang Banjin incredulously.

"Yes, I don't know, at least I'm with Li Laowei, and which one is the old man Huang, the three of us don't know, I went to ask the Xing family chick but she also said she didn't know, she said that she just thought it was funny at the time, and casually shouted a price, I thought she lied to me."

Shang Banjin said as if he hadn't eaten wine or food for decades.

"So you come and ask me, do you think I know" Yang Yibu had the urge to cry, and he was cheated by someone else for five million top-grade immortals.

"Brother Yang, we are brothers now, you can tell me the truth, which meteorite is really just fertilizer" Shang Banjin gulped the wine and asked indistinctly.

"Yes, it's just a piece of fertilizer, a small sapling I liked at that time was dying, and I urgently needed this meteorite to save it, I didn't find it for a long time, but I didn't expect to see it at the auction, so I auctioned it at all costs."

Yang Yibu opened his mouth and made up a nonsense, for an old monster like him, who has been a man for two lives, he can come when he talks nonsense, and he can do it at any time without blushing or beating his heart.

"Just to save a small tree, you spent five million top-grade immortal essences, it seems that Brother Yang, which of your little trees is very precious."

Although Shang Banjin has been eating nonsense, his huge spiritual power has been observing the changes in Yang Yibu's mind.

He found that Yang Yibu was not lying, because Yang Yibu's mind had not fluctuated much, and when people were lying, their minds would fluctuate to a certain extent.

"It's not a precious tree species, it's just a small cloud pine, the tree is not precious, the key is that I miss the old people, this cloud pine has been with me for thousands of years, and I have feelings with it."

Yang Yibu said to Shang Banjin almost in tears.

"I can't imagine that Brother Yang is so affectionate, and he is so attached to a small tree, he can make friends, come and take a sip, take a sip."

Shang Banjin raised the wine glass in his hand and dried it up without waiting for Yang Yibu to speak.

"Drink, drink, drink, the most important thing is that we don't lack immortal essences" Yang Yibu also raised his wine glass to Shang Banjin and drained it in one gulp.

"Oh, yes, yes, Brother Yang is not short of immortal essences, and the Tang family still owes Brother Yang 100 million top-grade immortal essences."

Shang Banjin stuffed a large piece of immortal beast meat into the bowl and said vaguely.