Chapter 482: The Great Sword Immortal in the Love Field
Yao Wangju.
Qi Wuyang drank the sullen wine with a boring face, feeling that at this moment, Dingjun Mountain had been besieged by the demon demons, and the human world seemed to be on the verge of the end.
Only one sympathetic Xu Liugang held a wine jug, and the two of them pushed the cup and drank these immortal drinks as water, and poured them into their stomachs vigorously, and Dunhuang, who took care of the store today, couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly.
"Six tanks, you can't do business anymore, the two of you have already drunk a few big jars at this moment, and you can use this month's salary to deduct it, and Qi Gongzi's is also on your head. ”
Xu Liugang also wanted to raise his head and argue about why Qi Wuyang's wine money was in his account, but he lowered his head and drank in frustration, Sui Huanghe laughed, "The six cylinders originally saved the money to beg for his daughter-in-law, I'm afraid it won't come in handy, so please ask Qi Gongzi to let go of his belly and drink for a round. ”
Greeted Wei Boxia in Yao Wangju and ran away without a trace, what kind of stuff was being tinkered with, everyone didn't know, all day long with the Ten Realms Great Sword Immortal Yao Wenruo muttering and tossing there, this Yao Wenruo is also strange, when the Yaya Sword opened the gate of heaven, he had to have a share of the Outer Heaven with his realm cultivation to fly to the Outer Heavens, but he also chose to stay in Dingjun Mountain, could it be that he was afraid that no one would accompany him to gamble with him outside the Outer Heavens, and his hands were itchy?
Dunhuang is too lazy to take care of these people, Chongyang came to Dingjun Mountain, this Su Guan is like losing his soul, when he was pulled by Bai Chuan to read the old greetings, he was cheeky and forced to come over, there is no reserve of the girl's family at all, how can there be such a yellow flower girl who sticks to the door, but when I think that after I redeemed from the Murong family, I was so shameless to run and be willing to be a maid for Bai Chuan, and I don't seem to have the qualifications to say people.
glanced at Shi Yan, who was a little depressed early this morning, what kind of trouble is this?
"Xiaohong, what's wrong with you? Could it be that you are also trapped by love?"
Some absent-minded Shi Yan suddenly shook his head, "How can there be such a thing." ”
Dunhuang, Shi Yan, Shi Yiyi, the three daughters stayed in Dingjun Mountain for 20 years, although Bai Chuan and the two of them did not make it clear and thorough, but they have long been regarded as a family, saying that Shi Yan is trapped by love is also a joke, who else can there be in this love except Bai Chuan, could it be that the mysterious and unpredictable Bai Wufang? But no matter how everyone looks at it, they feel that the two of them are not that meaningful, and Dunhuang also feels that our Bai Lang's vision has not changed greatly after the new life, and it is not so reasonable to be able to look at a village girl.
"Tell my sister about your sorrow this day, what else can't we two sisters say?"
Shi Yan opened his mouth, "It's just a little annoying." After that, he went to the backyard.
Qi Wuyang and Xu Liugang were still pouring wine into death, but they walked out swayingly, sat in front of the two of them, and sneered: "At a glance, I know that it is a sad girl, what's the big deal, such a big emotional master is in front of you, and I don't know how many big and small ladies who admire my Yuya Great Sword Immortal in Dingjun City, without bragging, it is enough to circle Dingjun City five times." ”
The cowhide blows very big, but someone has to believe it, Xu Liugang raised his head and smiled, "Brother Duck, this time is different from the past, you really think it was back then, I have a thorough understanding with you, since you lived in Yaowang, not a lady has ever come, and it has been five circles!"
"Is there really no one? impossible, I think that back then, I was also the object of admiration of many fairies in Dingjun City, my brother just picked a little bit, how can it be so unbearable, six cylinders, don't fool me, a few days ago I also saw a few fairies wandering outside Yaowangju. ”
Xu Liugang rolled his eyes, "Some of them are the names of Mu Tao Baichuan in the human world, and some of them are secretly inquired about Xie Xuanying, the son of Wen Yan Ruyu, but unfortunately there are still daughters of the Sword Immortal Family in Dingjun City who came to me to deliver incense sachets in six jars, well, this little ghost in Weber Gorge is looked up to, but no one comes to you Yu Ya, oh, no, there is one, the famous female Sword Immortal Yunzhu in Dingjun Mountain." ”
"Isn't there another one!"
"Brother Duck, people are here to collect debts, saying that you lived up to her sister's friendship in Dingjun Mountain, the big guy is good to talk about it to dispel her idea of asking Jian Yao Wangju, saying that it is to help her enter the Ten Realms for the sake of your sword opening the gate of heaven and sword qi giving back to the world, I will advise you to walk around less in Dingjun City in the future, those things you did back then were known to a group of little ghosts, not to mention admiring you, this city is all over the city to ask you for the sword. ”
How could Yu Ya's cheeky skin care about this, waved his hand and said: "Na, the woman's heart is under the needle, this Yunzhu said that he wants to ask for love debts for his sisters, but it is just a rhetoric, the female sword fairy is thin-skinned and it is not good to say this deep thought buried in the bottom of her heart for so many years, ask the sword and ask the sword, people are asking for love, just you two stupid geese, where do you understand the woman's flowery thoughts, no wonder you drink here stuffy wine, what birds can be drunk? Look at the little white face, the waterlogging death, the drought death, I am ashamed of you." ”
Qi Wuyang, who was in a very low mood, suddenly came to his senses, raised his head and said with bright eyes: "It seems to make sense, a woman's heart is a needle, you tell me what I don't do to Su Guan, I just refused to obey me for so many years, that Chongyang couldn't even let out a fart for a long time, in the end it was better than me." ”
Yu Ya saw that someone was talking and suddenly came to his senses, and he smiled, "Xiao Qi, it's not too late to get to the point, it's just that this fart can't be released to attract people, you don't want to think about what Su Guan's background is, the Su family, one of the seven great families in the world, is a scholarly family, people are tired of these when they are young, you kid is just holding the shelf, what's the matter, the ancestor of the Qi family is the deputy head of culture and education, it's amazing?"
"Also, don't follow Su Guan's ass all day long, you kid has been flattering for so many years, but you don't have a brain at all, if people eat your set, they would have taken it down for you a long time ago, and you still have to wait for today?
Xu Liugang was also stunned, shook his head numbly and said, "No." ”
Yu Ya became even more energetic, "You kid also know that this time is different from the past, the world is going down, and now the beautiful ladies are not good at licking their faces to please this mouthful, don't you take a look, that kid from the Xie family, have you ever smiled at a certain fairy in Dingjun City?"
"Nope!"
"When the little white face was dangling in the human world, how could he ever flirt with other girls?"
"Nope!"
"The point is here, the shelf is to be served, but you can't mess around, keep a disdainful look, isn't it just beautiful, there are still few beautiful female cultivators in the human world, who is rare for the two of you to be attentive there, and the living example is in front of you, I don't know this little bastard of Chongyang, but this one who is cheeky and silent, that is Youfan. ”
Hearing that Qi Wuyang and Xu Liugang were attentive, they nodded again and again, and Yu Ya lowered his voice and said: "I have been in love with Yu Ya for so many years, and I have seen more female cultivators than you have eaten, and I have also figured out a truth, do you want to learn." ”
The two of them nodded, "Brother Duck, if you have anything to say it and learn it from your brothers, you see that the two of us just can't figure out this truth, so we are drinking here." ”
Yu Ya made a small world temporarily, and said sneakily: "Looking at the general trend of the world and the evolution of the world, I found that this fairy in the world is just one word!"
"What's the word?"
"Cheap!"
"Shhh
The two of them gasped together, Su Guan and Wencui, both of them were afraid of being melted in the palms of their hands, cheap, where to start.
Seeing the disapproving expressions of the two, Yu Ya clasped his hands to his chest and said: "Hey, teach you experience, don't be wrong, women, it's a very strange kind, the more you pay attention to her, the more she doesn't want to see you, you say, isn't this the reason." ”
Qi Wuyang and Xu Liugang looked at each other, "That's really the truth"
The corners of Yu Ya's mouth hooked, thinking that his smile was extraordinary, that is, the skin blackened by heaven and the mouth full of white teeth, it really made people dare not compliment.
"Brother is a good person to do it to the end, and guide you to a clear path, as for whether you can succeed or not, it depends on your own creation. ”
The two of them, who were so devastated by their sweethearts, immediately nodded, "Brother, you say!"
"Usually, drag a little, be sure to look at the sky, show a kind of world where is the style of my family, na, see your favorite girl, don't take the right eyes to see, as a ball of air, people ask you to talk, don't smile right, you must elongate your face, stand with your hands, well, and then hum a few times from time to time is the best, don't say too much, three words can be done, don't talk nonsense, and then go to find a high place to sit, and then take a pot of wine, pour yourself. ”
"Pretend to be deep, pretend to be cold?"
"What do you mean by pretending! Two elm lumps, really rotten wood can not be carved, that is your nature, all women in the world are not in their eyes, red and pink skeletons, but a piece of loess, the more you show care, the more no one pays attention to you, the more arrogant you are, the more people think about what this person is doing? This is called mystery, understand? Judging from my brother's experience over the years, whether it is a fairy or a woman, this woman is curious, the more people can't see through, the more they want to understand you, what they say, it's a blank sheet of paper in front of others, who is willing to ponder your mind and arouse their curiosity, this is the first step. ”
Qi Wuyang and Xu Liugang raised their glasses together, full of tears, "Listening to my brother's words, it is better to read for ten years, thought-provoking, deafening, it turns out that our brothers have been singles for so many years and have embarked on a crooked road." ”
Yu Yazhi was full of smugness and laughed, "It's not too late, remember the mantra." ”。
The three of them spoke in unison.
"Cheap!"