Chapter 270: They were all forced out
Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and stood in place stupidly.
His whole body looked like a piece of charcoal, miserable, and black.
The red boy suddenly laughed, clasped his hands on his stomach, and kept rolling on the ground, laughing so much that tears were about to come out.
Zhu Bajie and the six-eared macaque also kept twitching the corners of their mouths, trying their best to hold back the smile that they couldn't suppress.
Tang Seng took a deep breath, trembling his body and was about to make a move, when the red boy suddenly pounced on Tang Seng's back, grabbed it, and then used his white teeth to open his mouth to the largest arc and bit down hard!
Tang Seng was shocked, and spit out a few words with difficulty, "Poor monk, belly!"
"Bah, bah, it stinks!" The red boy spat while jumping off Tang Seng's back, and said indignantly: "You old bald donkey is really a liar, how can Tang Seng's meat be so stinky!"
Hearing this, Li You couldn't help laughing, and secretly said that this bear child actually had an inexplicable sense of cuteness.
Tang Seng's body shook again, and then his hands suddenly clenched, and the bone joints on his arms suddenly rattled.
Hearing this crisp sound, the red boy couldn't help but retreat, "What are you going to do, don't bully children~"
He put a finger in his mouth and bit it gently, and his big bright eyes kept flashing, and he was actually selling cuteness!
Tang Seng's blood was surging, and he almost spurted a mouthful of old blood!
"You, you, you ......"
The muscles on his dark face were constantly trembling, and they were extremely tangled.
Li You walked up, his shoulders kept shrugging with a smile, and he looked at Tang Seng sympathetically.
This bear child actually bit Tang Seng's buttocks, how can our Tang Sage Monk deal with himself?
He reached out and grabbed Red Boy's red belly pocket from behind and lifted it off the ground.
The red boy was still restless, constantly fluttering his little arms and legs, trying to break away, and even a faint red light was condensing in his mouth.
Li You hurriedly used his strong mana to envelop the red child's surroundings, forming a transparent glass cover, and constantly exuding a cold aura.
Only then did the breath of the true fire of Samadhi in the red boy's mouth subside.
This samadhi true fire is an immortal fire, which can only be manifested with essence, qi, and divine samadhi plus fire essence, and even Sun Wukong's natural steel and iron bones can't resist it, and he almost turned into ashes in the gossip furnace!
"You let me go! Believe it or not, I told my dad to beat you!"
Li You suddenly smiled.
When your dad heard this, I don't know if he would be so scared that he peed his pants!
He looked the red boy up and down playfully, and there was a malicious glint in his eyes.
The red boy panicked, he calmed down, timidly showed two little tiger teeth, blinked his big pure eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Uncle, can you bear to beat me?"
Li You was stunned for a moment, laughed, and then put the red boy on his lap, lifted the red belly pocket, and slapped the white and tender little buttocks a few times.
The red boy suddenly went crazy, his feet and hands fluttered back and forth, and he resisted with all the strength of his body, but he was honest under Li You's powerful slap.
When he finally had enough, he let go of the red boy.
The bear child didn't shout, but just dodged away quickly, and quickly tidied up his belly pocket, and then stared at everyone with aggrieved eyes.
"You're bullying children!"
At this time, Tang Seng finally relieved.
He stepped forward and said in a deep voice, "Sir, you are refreshed, and I am there!"
As he spoke, he also danced the nine-ring tin staff in his hand with a deliberate move, and a gust of evil wind suddenly came out of the air.
Seeing this, the red boy hurriedly covered his buttocks and retreated, glared at everyone viciously, and then quickly left the mountain.
Since then, this mountain 'Holy Child King' has disappeared and become a legend......
"Sir, this red boy ......"
"You really want to have a hard time with a child?"
Li You looked at Tang Seng with strange eyes, which made Tang Seng couldn't help but become embarrassed.
However, he is really unwilling!!
Tang Seng, who was about to go crazy, fell into a deep entanglement.
At this time, Yang Chan walked to Li You's side, held his hand, and said softly: "This red boy is so cute." ”
Li You didn't know what he thought, and he smiled, "We will also have one in the future!"
Yang Chanqiao's face flushed slightly, and she nodded.
Golden lotus suddenly appeared in the sky, and the figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva manifested from it.
Strange, what about the poor monk's boy who scattered wealth?
Huh? Who's that?
"Is there something to report when the Bodhisattva is here?" asked Li You lightly towards the sky.
Guanyin's face suddenly stiffened, and he quickly withdrew all the visions, and then set up the white clouds and fled away at great speed.
"It's okay, poor monk!"
Crowd of the mountain: "......"
The corners of the six-eared macaque's mouth twitched and said, "Bodhisattva Zhennai, he came in a hurry, but he was also in a hurry!"
Li You also shook his head helplessly and smiled.
Am I that terrible?
No, it's handsome!
"Okay, Sanzang, you go clean it first, and then let's go on the road!"
"Hmm!"
Tang Seng answered, and went to the river in a dull and dull manner.
Zhu Bajie's fat body inadvertently blocked the way, and was blasted away by Tang Seng's heavy punch.
After Tang Seng left here, Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled and he immediately ran to Li You's side, and said with a flattering smile: "Mr. and Mrs. are both dragons and phoenixes among people, it is really a match made in heaven, my old pig can get acquainted with you, and I don't know if it is a blessing that has accumulated several lifetimes!"
"Madam, your appearance is one of the best even in the heavenly realm, and no one in the Three Realms can compare, so the two of you can match each other like each other, if I am an old pig, I ...... it."
"Balabala......"
For Zhu Bajie's kneeling and licking, although Li You felt very comfortable, he still didn't pretend on the surface.
I have to say that Zhu Bajie is very smart, and the first person to praise is Yang Chan, in order to please Li You.
"Okay, you pig's head, just tell me if you have anything!"
Zhu Bajie smiled innocently, "What Mr. said, my old pig is just from the bottom of my heart, and I feel it, why do I have something to ask for?"
He touted his kung fu here, and Tang Seng also came back from the river.
The group packed up their things and set off immediately.
The four Tang monks and apprentices hurried in front of them in a regular manner, and Li You and Yang Chan hung far behind, playing leisurely.
From time to time, I have to disappear for a while, and I don't know where to go or what I have done, and it won't be long before I will bring Yang Chan back and continue to hang on the road to learn the scriptures.
As for Tang Seng and his party, they have long been immune to the two who often show affection, and they can be indifferent to this kind of spiritual damage and not squint.
The realm is all forced out!