Chapter 1 Teach you to become an immortal
"Little cutie, wake up!"
"If you don't get up, you'll be late!"
"Okay, then you have to get up if you kiss it!"
"Little Cute ......."
Turning off the alarm clock, Mo Yun slept for a while, but he didn't expect that this sleep would be a morning.
Knock knock knock.
There was a knock on the door.
"You, you, you're still sleeping, your friends are here, get up quickly!" Mo Mu came in and saw that Mo Yun was still asleep, and said angrily.
"Yo, Pikachu, Yunzi, you're quite childlike!" After Mo Mu left, a figure rushed in.
It is Tang Qingsheng, one of Mo Yun's good friends, and today is his birthday, just like his name, so he will invite everyone to celebrate his birthday and go to the Taoist temple to pray for blessings by the way.
"Are you all here?" Mo Yun took the sleeping cavity and picked up his mobile phone, more than a dozen missed calls, all of them were called, he looked at the time and exclaimed.
"I'm going here at 12:00. ”
Frightened, Mo Yunguang picked up his pants and went to the bathroom, and hurriedly washed up first.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the two people who were waiting downstairs came up.
Mo Yun's other iron buddy, Qin You, who runs a mine at home, is a rich second generation and a son-in-law.
There is also Tang Qingsheng's girlfriend, Xiao Jingfeng, a girl from Si Swenwen, an ordinary working family, and Tang Qingsheng are also a good match, and they are now discussing marriage.
Coincidentally, it was Xiao Jingfeng who was walking in front at this time, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Mo Yun with a bare pants, and because of getting up early, there was a small tent there.
"Ahh
Xiao Jingfeng shouted, her face turned red instantly, she covered her eyes and walked out of the door, but she happened to collide with Qin You.
"Ouch, sister-in-law, what are you doing?" Touching his head, Qin You was very helpless.
Of course, Xiao Jingfeng's head was also very painful, but fortunately, Tang Qingsheng arrived in time and rubbed his head for his girlfriend.
Mo Yun, who ate a mouthful of dog food, Qin You and the two of them looked at each other, Qin You only then understood why Xiao Jingfeng collided with him.
"Okay, you Yunzi, you dare to play hooligan with your sister-in-law, why don't you take back your toothpick quickly. Qin You quipped.
At this time, Mo Mu came out when she heard the voice, saw Mo Yun's appearance, and scolded with a smile.
"What a big person, don't be ashamed, there are still female classmates here, go and put on the dogskin." ”
After speaking, he looked at Tang Qingsheng and Xiao Jingfeng with envy, thinking that it would be good if his son also had a girlfriend.
Mo Yun, who had changed his clothes and washed up, came downstairs with everyone, Qin You drove, and the back seat was naturally given to the little couple, and Mo Yun was the co-pilot.
Because of what happened just now, there is still a little embarrassment in the car, and Mo Yun also realized that this was indeed his own reason, and took the initiative to apologize.
"That's... Brother and sister, I'm sorry just now, I didn't expect you to come, just...."Explain and don't forget to take advantage.
Tang Qingsheng, who was sitting in the back row, pushed Mo Yun's head, "What brother and sister, you kid, call sister-in-law, sister-in-law is good." ”
With this relaxation, the atmosphere in the car is much more lively, and it is not as awkward as just now.
The destination was not far away, and soon the group came to the parking lot at the foot of the mountain, Qin You went to park, Tang Qingsheng went to buy tickets, leaving Mo Yun and Xiao Jingfeng to stay in place.
may still be worried about what happened just now, the two just lowered their heads and played with their mobile phones.
inadvertently glanced at Xiao Jingfeng's screen, and it seemed that she was chatting with her boyfriend.
And Mo Yun here, he can only watch the time beat blankly, alas, poor single dog.
After a while, the two people who stopped to buy tickets came, and with the tickets, Mo Yun wondered.
"Birthday, why don't you have a picture of the Taoist temple on it?" After that, he raised the aerial photo of the scenic spot behind the ticket in his hand.
Tang Qingsheng didn't know how to answer, "Maybe... Maybe it was built recently, and the tickets were taken a long time ago, right?"
On the way, Mo Yun and Qin You only felt that they were doubly injured, taking turns to take pictures of the couple, watching the actions of the two in the camera, they only felt a wave of nausea.
The four of them walked to the mountainside, and their eyes were attracted by a wooden sign.
It reads:
Ji Gou Guan.
If you follow the street sign, you can faintly see the corner of the eaves.
Tang Qingsheng patted Mo Yun vigorously on the shoulder.
"I didn't lie to you, I just said that there is a Taoist temple here. ”
Then, Tang Qingsheng took the lead, led Xiao Jingfeng, and walked towards the trail, followed by Mo Yun and Qin You.
But they hadn't walked long when an old road suddenly appeared and blocked their way.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please come back, today is closed. Without waiting for Mo Yun and the others to answer, he turned around and left.
At this time, Tang Qingsheng grabbed the shoulders of the Taoist.
"Dao Chief, we are just here to pray for a blessing, you just let us in, it's really not good, we can stay overnight. ”
The shoulders were pulled, the Taoist turned around abruptly, and slapped Tang Qingsheng's palm, when the hands touched, Tang Qingsheng only felt that the other party's fingers were extremely cold, and he didn't have time to wait for him to react.
The Dao Chief's palm was flooded, and he repelled Tang Qingsheng with one palm.
"Eh, how do you Taoist priest beat people!" Qin You stood up from the end and shouted.
The Dao Leader didn't speak, just glared at the four of them, not allowing them to take a step forward.
Seeing this, Qin You's second ancestor temper instantly came up, "I still don't believe it, a broken Taoist temple, my brother went in to send you incense money, you don't want it yet." "If you make a gesture, you have to break through.
But before he could walk in front of the Dao Chief, he was repelled by a beam of light.
All this was seen by Mo Yun, "Obediently, is this old way ......." He remembered a super good-looking novel he was chasing - "Not Getting Married on the Road to Becoming an Immortal", the characters in it are also waving their hands is spells, and the mountains and rivers collapse between their hands, this kind of person is called a monk!
Knowing that the other party was likely to be a similar existence, Mo Yun stepped forward and dragged Qin You back, and said vigilantly.
"Dao Chief, let's just quit and disturb. ”
Then the Taoist kept looking at Mo Yun and the four of them, and only turned around and walked towards the Taoist temple when he walked to the first door plate.
At this time, Qin You was still unconvinced, "Yunzi, why are you so cowardly, isn't it just a tattered Taoist temple, tomorrow I will call my father to bulldoze this mountain." ”
At this time, Tang Qingsheng also woke up, "Forget it, rich man, since it can't work today, let's come back tomorrow." ”
With that, the four of them walked to the top of the mountain and looked for a hotel to stay.
Qin You, Mo Yun one, and a little couple one.
When it was night, it might be that Mo Yun recognized the bed and couldn't sleep, so he went to the balcony and lit a cigarette.
Suddenly, I saw a bright light below, which was the direction of the Taoist temple, and there seemed to be an old Taoist chanting in it.
"It's strange to chant the scriptures at night. ”
After returning to the bed, Mo Yun fell into a deep sleep with the sound of chanting.
He had a very strange dream.
In the dream, someone asked him if he had any wishes, and he replied, can you not let me go on a blind date, I don't want to get married, okay!
Just listen to the person come back, yes, but you have to do one thing for me, so that I can have a way to get you out of the trouble of getting married, how about it?
Mo Yun was confused, okay, okay.
The man seemed to be very satisfied, and continued, Then go to the fairy world to help me get something back!
Mo Yun promised, okay, go to the fairy world, you don't have to get married if you become an immortal, kill two birds with one stone, I'll help you!
At this time, a scroll flew into Mo Yun's mind, which read:
"Teach You to Become an Immortal"!!