Chapter 391: Let's Boom Boom! [One Update]
Rumble... Rumble...
Chen Ya rode a waterfowl motorcycle, chased by a drone, and the wind blew all the way, and soon returned to Desheng Village.
After entering the village, he went directly to the outside of the health room, and then turned off the fire and parked.
But I saw that Chen Ya kicked off the tripod, raised his hand to take off his helmet, grabbed his hair in front of the rearview mirror, and said with a smile:
"Tsk, it's really fascinating for thousands of girls. ”
As soon as these words came out, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately burst into laughter!
"Wild Waves: Brother Ya is really TM sassy bag! It's almost the same to fascinate thousands of. ”
"Shadow in the light: Hahaha, but the streamer is indeed handsome in an assassin's robe!"
"Fengdu Swordsman: Didn't you say that you want to pick up a girl?"
"The bright moon hangs in the sky: yes, where is the young lady?"
......
Chen Ya glanced at his phone, and then said with a smile:
"Don't worry, everyone, I'll put a poss first!"
Poss?
Netizens were stunned, and then they saw that Chen Ya leaned sideways on the motorcycle, grabbed the handle with one hand, and pressed the horn of the waterfowl twice.
Drip!~Drip!~
At this moment, Liu Ying, who was wearing a white coat, was sitting in the health room bored, and her uncle was stir-frying in the kitchen, preparing to make lunch, when he suddenly heard the sound of an electric horn outside.
Thinking that someone had sent a sick number over, Liu Ying immediately ran out of the clinic, but was immediately stunned when he saw Chen Ya, who was dressed in assassin costume and backed by a silver locomotive!
As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, Chen Ya's assassin robe, and the cool waterfowl motorcycle are simply flirtatious artifacts.
"Wow, what a handsome locomotive!"
Liu Ying's eyes lit up, and Chen Ya smiled:
"Let's go! ”
Hearing this, Liu Ying almost jumped up with joy, and immediately nodded:
"Okay, I'll go talk to my uncle. ”
Immediately afterwards, Liu Ying ran into the health room, but the netizens in the live broadcast room were fried.
Brother Ya is awesome!
actually hooked up with a beautiful doctor, is this going to be a high-speed rhythm?
But when Liu Ying returned to the health room, he happened to meet the old man Jiang walking out of the kitchen, and immediately said:
"Uncle, I'm out to play, and I'll be back in the afternoon. ”
After saying this, Liu Ying took off his white coat, but Old Man Jiang wondered:
"Yingzi, you haven't eaten lunch?"
"No more!"
Liu Ying dropped a sentence and quickly ran out, not wanting to delay at all, which made Old Man Jiang a little curious, and couldn't help but come to the door to take a look.
But I saw that Chen Ya took out a helmet from the tail box, handed Liu Ying casually, and asked him to put it on, while laughing:
"Get in the car. ”
Liu Ying, who was excited, decisively climbed into the back seat, and Chen Ya also took the opportunity to say:
"Hold me tight!"
Why do men like locomotives?
In addition to the exciting, free, and unrestrained experience brought by the acceleration of oil twisting, it is also because you can ask the girl to hold yourself tightly.
Really.
Liu Ying did not refuse, and immediately hugged Chen Ya's waist with both hands.
The position of the two of them one after the other, not to mention Chen Ya, even the male fans in the live broadcast room feel cool and crooked.
Rumble... Rumble...
Chen Ya pressed the ignition switch, and while restarting the motorcycle, he also turned on the audio equipment on both sides, and a BGM immediately sounded at the scene.
[OK... let's-go (oh K, here come dead dog!)]
[When the bell dang, the bell dang!~]
......
Rumble!!!
In the sound of dynamic music, the pitch-black scorpion exhausted, spewing out a bright flame.
Chen Ya took Liu Ying and quickly drove to the outside of the village, and the old man Jiang, who was standing at the door of the clinic, couldn't help but widen his eyes, and then shook his head and sighed:
"Hey, young people nowadays really know how to play. ”
It's a pity that in the era of Old Man Jiang, bicycles and radios were popular, so when I saw the cool waterfowl motorcycle, I had to sigh that the times had changed.
......
Rumble... Rumble...
Chen Ya drove a waterfowl and ran on the road, and Liu Ying in the back seat was excited, but unexpectedly, in the process of advancing, the motorcycle suddenly slowed down.
Chirping!~
"Ahh
Liu Ying exclaimed, hugged Chen Ya with both hands, and his body was almost attached to his back, and Chen Ya felt the amazing touch of his back, and immediately came to a conclusion.
Proper D cups, without any moisture!
But at this moment, Liu Ying in the back seat is aura:
"Brother Yongqiang, if you do this again, I will get out of the car. ”
Obviously, Chen Ya deliberately pinched the brakes just now, and when he saw Liu Ying angry, he couldn't help but say with a straight face:
"There was a hole on the road just now, don't lie to you. ”
Got a pit?
Hearing this, Liu Ying was a little suspicious, but she still believed Chen Ya, but the netizens in the live broadcast room rolled up the barrage one after another.
"Gong Yan: I believe in your evil spirit! There is a pit of chicken feathers? ”
"Black and white dimension: (sneering) Brother Ya deserves to be an old driver. ”
"Xinshui: Hurry up to the town and pretend to be forced. ”
"Raindrops during the day: no, no, no!
......
On the way to Xinkou Town, Liu Ying also spotted a drone in mid-air and immediately asked curiously:
"Brother Yongqiang, how come there is a drone?"
Chen Ya replied casually:
"I'm an outdoor streamer. ”
Outdoor anchors?
Liu Ying was a little surprised, no wonder she was wearing a Cos outfit, it turned out to be an online anchor, obviously she didn't know that Chen Yake was a man in the wilderness.
"That, can you not call me Brother Yongqiang?"
Chen Ya looked embarrassed, but Liu Ying smiled:
"No, I'm going to call you Brother Yongqiang. ”
Well, Chen Ya couldn't laugh or cry, and then asked:
"You haven't had lunch yet, have you?"
"Hmm. ”
Liu Ying responded, and Chen Ya immediately smiled:
"Shall we go to Malatang?"
Malatang?
Netizens in the live broadcast room have said that it is a 'six yuan' Malatang?
However, Liu Ying shook her head and said:
"I want to eat pot helmets. ”
Pot helmet?
Chen Ya was speechless, although he felt that riding a BMW and eating a pot helmet or something, it was really a bit cheap, but he still didn't refuse.
Soon, the two arrived in Xinkou Town, and then came to New Century Plaza, where there is a pot helmet shop, and the taste is very authentic.
After asking Liu Ying a few words, Chen Ya shouted like a boss:
"One spiced, one beef. ”
"Good Ratcha!"
The shopkeeper immediately began to make pot helmets with noodles, and at the same time looked at the cool waterfowl motorcycle with envy, this is a BMW, really rich.
After a while, Chen Ya and Liu Yue sat on the motorcycle, eating crispy pot helmets, and chatting with each other.
But at this time, in the nearby square, a group of people appeared in front and back, and in the middle was a girl wearing cat ears, holding a cup of milk tea in both hands.
The surrounding passers-by looked sideways, and the girl, in addition to her off-the-shoulder clothes, looked good, and her appearance was average.
Such a scene, of course, also attracted Chen Ya's attention, and Liu Ying said curiously:
"Internet celebrity anchor?"
I saw that one of the companions was holding a mobile phone and said with a smile:
"Sister Mushroom, it's time to start the live broadcast. ”
"Got it, are you bothered?"
The girl was very impatient, threw the milk tea on the ground, and then smiled in front of the mobile phone:
"Babies, I'm at Grand Century Plaza. ”
Although it looks average, it seems to have good popularity because of its beauty + filter + makeup, as well as revealing clothes.
Seeing this, Liu Ying couldn't help frowning and said:
"It's really unqualified, obviously there are trash cans nearby, so you have to throw garbage everywhere. ”
And the drone in mid-air, after filming this scene, netizens in Chen Ya's live broadcast room were also angry.
"Drifting Snow: One set in front of people, one set in the back, I hate this kind of garbage anchor the most!"
"Flying in the Universe: Babies are disgusting!"
"The Grim Reaper: Human flesh her! What mushroom sister? Lao Tzu has never heard of it. ”
"Ba Boer Ben: Look, I'm going to sing!"
......
At this moment, Chen Ya was also very disgusted by this mushroom sister's behavior of littering.
But the reality is like this, you never know what those Internet celebrities are doing off-camera.
At this time, the mushroom sister ignored the pedestrians around her, deliberately stuck out her tongue cutely, and then smiled:
Next, a song "Let's learn to meow together" was given to the dear babies. ”
As he spoke, he raised his hand and made a fortune gesture, and sang:
[Let's learn cat meow together]
[Meow
[in front of you]
......
Chen Ya couldn't stand it anymore, and it happened that Liu Ying had also finished eating the pot helmet, so he started the waterfowl motorcycle and left directly.
But intentionally or unintentionally, Chen Ya approached Sister Mushroom, and when the other party sang:
[Let's learn to meow together, ...... together]
Before the word 'meow' could be sung, Chen Ya twisted the accelerator suddenly.
Rumble!!!
Rumble!!
Rumble!
Boom
The pitch-black scorpion exhausted, with a powerful wave of qi, spewing flames one after another, which immediately frightened the mushroom sister and sat on the ground.
"Littering, that's the lesson. ”
Chen Ya dropped a sentence, carrying Liu Ying, who was covering her mouth and smiling, and quickly left, while Sister Mushroom was so angry that she scolded.
"Wo Cao Ni ......"
Fortunately, her companion hurriedly made a gesture, and Sister Mushroom realized that she was still broadcasting, so her expression changed, and she immediately said aggrievedly:
"The conscience of heaven and earth, where do people throw garbage?"
That pitiful expression made the netizens in Sister Mushroom's live broadcast room angry, and they began to accuse Chen Ya who left.
At this time, a BMW Z4 'open-top' sports car drove in the distance, but I saw a yellow-haired young man, walked out of the cab, looked at Sister Mushroom and asked:
"What's wrong mushroom?"
Seeing that the person who came was pursuing her spare tire, Sister Mushroom immediately said:
"Someone bullied me just now, hurry up and chase after me!"
Immediately afterwards, Sister Mushroom took her mobile phone, left her companions, got into the yellow-haired BMW Z4, and quickly chased after Chen Ya in the direction she left.
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[PS: The first update, because of mouth ulcers, Lao Sha bought a box of anti-inflammatory drugs in the morning, and ate 4 capsules according to the usage, but vomited, dizzy, and felt uncomfortable during the day!
Lao Sha endured the nausea and continued to code words, today's explosion is completely lost, but there is still an update at night. 】