11. Only strength cannot be slapped in the face
The Spirit Sect is like a good thing to face when facing a great enemy, and it has been tried and tested repeatedly.
The last time I went out, if Li Min dared to get such a Pokémon in advance, he would not suffer a lot.
The past is like smoke, so don't talk about it.
In the bath, under the slow action of the warm water, the six strange hands gradually felt their bodies feel soft, and at the same time dizzy, and finally they could only keep the parts above the neck still moving, especially the mouth.
"Not good!" the black boss was the first to be vigilant.
"Let's get into someone's way!" Bai Lao Er quickly agreed.
"Bastard, who the hell is it? Do you dare to come out and show your face!" Jin Laosan suddenly scolded bitterly.
"You're blind! It's not him, but who can it be?"
"Ciao, it's him, it's not you, it's you or him!" Tong Lao Wu also glanced up at Li Mindang.
"Sure enough, it's this little Wang Balamb surnamed Tang, who dares to do a black hand behind our backs, do you think you're impatient!" Tie Lao Liu's eyes kept staring at Tang Yu, who couldn't move, with a fierce and vicious expression.
After listening to the misjudgment of the sixth iron player, the five strange brothers were simply ......
Completely speechless.
Li Mindare, who had just revealed his stuffing, pointed at the sixth monster to beat the iron hand, and scolded arrogantly, "You stupid donkey lamb, what a pig's head, how can such a cute and handsome little man do such a 'noble' thing, of course it is your uncle's 'clever means'!"
"Sure enough, it's you, bastard thief!" Tang Yu, who had a stiff body, finally recognized it, and how could the six monsters of Dongjun not know, and said in unison, "Little bastard, you can't die well!" They kept shouting, so the loud slap of the big-eared scraper that each person received was equally divided, which can be said to be no less.
Then, Li Min dared to walk slowly to Tang Yu's side, pretending to be careless. He pretended to be, so frightened that Tang Yu's forehead was sweating profusely, his face was like ashes, and he couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground and get into it immediately.
Wrong!
At this time, Tang Yu couldn't wait to use the Qinggang Snow Shadow Sword to poke countless holes in Li Mindang's body to repay the new and old hatreds. In the face of the scoundrels who had nothing to do, Tang Yu's eyes were in place, and he made a clear gesture, "You dare to touch me and try!"
Touch it!
Could it be that Li Min dared to be able to read minds, otherwise why did he gently touch Tang Yu's originally jade-colored flushed cheeks, it was really a whim, or had another intention.
"Jiao! burn me to death!" Li Min dared to act as if he had touched a braised iron, and immediately pretended to act as such, and deliberately blew his fingers wildly, touching the roots of his ears from time to time, not afraid of not acting like it, but afraid that he would not be able to act. However, on a one-person stage, there is no real audience at all. Then, he shouted, "Why are you staring at me! Why are you staring at me! I said sweet and sour Xiaoyu, if it weren't for me this time...... Save you...... Hey, hey!" He was endless, talking like a long-tongued shrew and never stopping.
“......”
Regarding Li Mindare's strange monologue alone, the six monsters of Dongjun, who were still soaking in the bath, were already tired of listening to it, and they all made noise, singing and harmonizing.
"Hey, little bunny, don't Rory!"
"You two don't flirt there!"
"What the hell do you want!"
"Say it!"
"If you have something to say, let it go!"
"I ...... I'm going to fight you to the end!"
Then Li Min dared to say quietly, "Oh, look at me if I don't clean up a few of you thieves, with two broken fists on my fucking hands, I really think that I am invincible all over the world, and I am extremely rampant...... I'll make you crooked!" He then gave each of the six monsters a big slap...... Crackling, slapping the face cleanly, without mistakes, the sound is endless.
"Where's the antidote?"
The black boss said unknowingly, "What antidote?"
Syllable!
Another slap in the face, hitting the old six iron hand monsters in the face, resounded terribly.
"Where is it? do you want to say it?" Then Li Min dared to look at the third child and touch the golden hand, raised his hand and repeated.
Unexpectedly, Bai Zhishou was stunned and said, "I'm the second child, what antidote do you have?"
Smack!
Li Mindang followed up with two slaps, and the second consecutive move was placed on the face of the sixth iron hand, which was even louder.
Who would have trouble with money, so he skipped Jin Laosan directly.
At this time, Li Min dared to yell at the fourth weirdo, "You stinky and shameless, don't say it!"
The corners of the fourth silver-handed monster's mouth moved, and just about to ask him what antidote he said, the triple slap hit the face of the sixth iron hand again, and his face was already swollen like a puffer fish inflated.
The old five bronze-handed monsters didn't wait for questions, and took the initiative to shout, "What is the antidote, what is the antidote!"
Cracking sound...... Cracking sound.
"You're a bar, aren't you fucking sick!" Finally, when it was his turn, the old six-armed monster cried with a red and swollen face, and cried with a whimper, "Your uncle, why do you beat me up, but you can tell me what antidote you want! Ouch...... It hurts you!"
Li Mindang really hit his hands and hurt a lot, and the stuffiness in his heart finally disappeared a little, but remembering the ruthlessness when they tortured him at the beginning, he naturally hated him. He began to ask seriously, "Where is the antidote to your 'murder' of Tang Xiaoxianggong?" Say it quickly, if you don't say it, you will all become deaf and dumb in the future!"
"Uh......" After the six monsters of Dongjun looked at each other, the black boss was trying to explain something.
"What's the hurry, I haven't finished my sentence yet?" Li Min dared to continue.
"What!" asked the Noble Hand Monster Black Boss.
"Last time, did you still have the 'right touch' weird lipstick you put on my mouth, and where did you put it?" Li Min dared to stare at the old six iron hand monster tightly, and asked viciously, otherwise why did he beat this stupid weird little brother in a daze, and he could hardly find the north, and the reason was here.
The sixth monster stammered, knowing that Li Min dared to have bad intentions, he stumbled, "Use...... Use...... It's long gone!"
Li Min dared to continue drinking and asked, "What kind of stinky fart are you playing, is there any more?"
The old sixth iron hand monster drooped his head faintly, and continued to deny, "No...... It's gone!"
Suddenly.
Li Mindang turned his anger into joy, turned sideways, beckoned a dry bath towel, and went back to work.
"Sixth brother, the younger brother did it hard just now, didn't you get tired!" Then Li Min dared to gently wipe the red and swollen cheeks of the iron hand with a bath towel, and said kind words of relief...... You're welcome. From time to time, he asked, "Please tell me where the 'right to touch' strange lipstick is, you can tell me!"
The Iron Hand Monster was at a loss at the moment, and he really didn't know what to do.
"Why don't you say it, hehe, I've already given you three colors, what's the next sentence, do you know?"
"I don't want to open a dyehouse, do I?"
"If you don't want to, say it!"
"What do you say, it's really gone!"
The situation changes abruptly, and the scene switches.
"If you don't have a big-headed ghost, go die!"
"Hmm...... Ahem......"
The style of painting was really ruthless, and Li Min dared to use the bath towel to tighten the neck of the sixth monster beating iron hand, and shouted as hard as he could, "Say no, say no, no, no, ......!no, no, no,
The black boss saw that the little brother was about to lose his breath, for fear that something would really happen to the moth's life, and the other four monsters also shouted in unison, but someone said the whereabouts of the strange plaster.
After this toss, Li Min dared to collect all the treasures and artifacts of the six monsters in Dongjun and pack them up for the time being. Before he came downstairs, he said evilly, "I have an old friendship with me in Yandong County, there is no old grudge in the past, and I have also helped to 'keep' the Xuanbao Order for many years, so I will let you go this time, otherwise...... Hey...... I stripped you of your clothes and sent them out for the big guys to have a good look at...... Appreciation...... Do you want it?"
However, when Li Min dared to deliberately say these words, the person who stared at him tightly was Tang Yu on the side.
The six brothers were terrified of this, and they all shouted and shouted, "Don't! Don't!"
Only the Old Six Iron Hand Monster made his concerns clear and clear. He muttered to himself, "If this is for Lord Meimei to know about today's events, not only will the bounty for chasing the murderer be gone, but even our brothers will definitely die!"
“......”
Next, the six brothers left a county lord and another county lord, with a mouth full of foam and fish, and their mouths were dry.
"Shut up!" Li Min was tired of hearing it, and after calling an emergency stop, he suddenly scolded fiercely, "County Lord, County Lord! You only have that arrogant and unreasonable stinky girl in your eyes, you are afraid of her, I am not afraid!"
"Are you really not afraid?"
Li Mindang seemed to hear the echo, and the air behind him was filled with a ghostly echo of the deep sea, and the meaning was clear: the wicked have their own wicked grinding!
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It's not a ghost, thirty-six plans are the best plan, that's right.
For the sake of insurance, Li Min dared to find a rope to tie Tang Yu first, and then slowly thaw it for him.
And then...... Hey!
That Li Min dared to always have bad intentions, and secretly took the strange lipstick that he had dealt with before, and applied it to the mouths of the five monsters in Dongjun one by one, only letting the sixth monster 'get away with it', so that the six brothers did it to themselves and tasted the strange flavor of the world!
In the end, Li Min dared to pat his ass and leave.
Bye!