Chapter 1 It's troublesome to be too handsome
"The new version of the boat that has not been saved in Jiesili, you need to experience three times, and the love elephant festival will be ......"
In the confusion, a sound with a strong accent sounded in Xu Wu's mind.
He suddenly felt bored of listening, and the sound died immediately.
My brain hurts, and I don't want to wake up yet.
"Eight! So you're lazy here!"
There was a sudden piercing shout in his ears, and Xu Wu was directly startled. It was dark all around, and he quickly swept around, surrounded by one, two, three, four, four people. That look! Damn! I was so frightened that I quickly closed my eyes.
Under the dim torch light, the faces of the four men were fluffy, and their complexions were even much darker than those of artificial tanning. The mouth is fanged and the nose is pointed, like a beast.
It's not so much a crooked melon and a cracked date, but it's not a human appearance at all! Are those people? Or are they masks? Is Halloween coming? Where am I? Xu Wu was very panicked.
"Boom...... Cha...... Boom ......"
Xu Wu stood outside the courtyard, waved the long broom in his hand casually twice, and looked at the horizontal stone slab on the semicircular hole next to him with his eyes stupid, with six big characters on it: "Black Wind Cave of Black Wind Mountain".
After half a day of adaptation, he probably knew what was going on.
I'm reborn! I'm a little demon!
Xu Wu vaguely remembers that he was promoted to department manager before getting off work and went home happily. When I entered the community, I looked up and greeted the pet cat on my balcony on the 30th floor. Dora, overly excited, poked her head out and lost her balance, falling down. I was anxious to catch it downstairs, but I didn't see it, and after my head collided with Dora, I arrived at this "Batu Cave".
Don't look at the Batu Caves, the layout of eight bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and one bathroom is not small, and the whole cave is full! Yes! Demon! This demon mouth density even exceeds the train carriage of the Spring Festival. Now when I see the cold appearance in the cave, I still feel hairy.
Fortunately, in the bronze mirror, his appearance has not changed, and he is still handsome. It is also because of this appearance comparable to idols that he can be promoted among candidates with similar performance.
No matter where you survive, a good-looking face can make you succeed faster, which is the successful experience that Xu Wu summed up.
The face is saved, what is on the top of the head? Xu Wu stretched out his hand, it was soft and thin, and it was covered with fine hairs, and it was two white ...... Cat ears?
Xu Wu was a little helpless: "Spare me, how old am I, and I still have to wear cat ears." Am I a cat demon?" the two cats' ears still hurt when they were pulled, as if they were fake. Come to think of it, could it be that he and Dorahe were reborn?
A gust of wind passed, and the black tie on Xu Wu's chest danced. He looked down and saw what was going on with this tie for work?
"Eight! Come and assemble! Hurry up!"
The hole was ajar, and a cute alpaca poked its head out, blinked its long eyelashes, barked, and retracted.
"Grass Mud Horse ......"
Xu Wu was unhappy, and in the past half a day after waking up, he has been summoned by different monsters and picked up five errands. I haven't figured out the class in the cave yet, and I can't find anyone more inferior than myself at the moment.
Now even the alpaca that doesn't look good can call itself, and in a fit of anger, I want to scold the street and resist. I'm afraid of being eaten, I can't help it, I'm the most human-like person here, what if I arouse the appetite of the demons?
Except for feeling that the cervical spondylosis that has been sitting in the office for a long time has improved, Xu Wu's body is no different from before. It's really boring for this demon to do.
"Whew-"
Xu Wu took a breath of fresh air in the courtyard, held his breath, and burrowed into the hole. There was a rancid smell inside. When he was cleaning the kitchen, he noticed that not to mention the garbage sorting, the beasts couldn't even throw away the garbage, and the garbage cans were full of fishy smells.
In the center of the inner test in the living room, Xu Wu recognized the white and good teeth, and only then did he know that the king was already sitting there. True to its name, the "Black Wind Monster" was blackened all over, almost blending in with the jet-black walls. From the mouths of other little demons, I learned that the black wind monster is a black bear spirit, cultivating human Taoism, and often preaching with the ancestor of the Outer Yin Zen Monastery twenty miles northwest.
This identity background sounds strangely familiar, and the name of the cave, but it is just that he has been holding his breath for a long time, which makes Xu Wu's brain a little deprived of oxygen, and he can't turn around.
The Black Wind Monster looked around and opened its mouth to ask, "It's all together, right?"
"Your Majesty, it's all together. A tanuki spirit next to the seat nodded hurriedly, and when Xu Wu saw his position, he must be a high-status king's henchman.
The Black Wind Monster spread out a palm at the tanuki spirit and grinned, revealing its confident white teeth: "Bring it." ”
The tanuki turned around and took a red box and handed it over, the black wind monster picked up the box and shook it, "Ping Pong", but it contained a lot of small objects, which turned out to be a lottery box.
The tanuki spirit shouted to the monsters below, "The king's big lottery is about to be drawn." Today's lucky winner's gift is, help the king beat his back!"
"Wow!"
"Great!"
"I want to win!"
The little demons cheered, afraid that they were about to overturn the roof of the cave.
Xu Wu: "......"
The Black Wind Monster put the unicorn arm through the hole at the top of the lottery box and fished out a small pebble with the character "eight" written on it with a brush.
The small stones in the lottery box correspond to the name of the little demon, and according to the order of entering the hole, Xu Wu ranks eighth, so he is called "No. 8". It is also named so that it is convenient for the Black Wind Monster to draw prizes.
All the demons looked at Xu Wu in unison, and he sensed jealousy and murder in everyone's eyes.
"I'm not delicious......" Xu Wu lowered his head, his heart was pounding, and he was trembling.
"Cut!"
The other goblins suddenly booed.
It turned out that it was because Xu Wu looked too human-like and too handsome, and this group of nondescript people was sad, so they desperately squeezed him and pushed all the work to him. Xu Wu only now knows that his handsome face is not popular here.
"Come up, Eight. Seeing Xu Wu standing in place, the Black Wind Monster called out.
"Oh. Xu Wu relieved himself in the boos, "Okay, King." So he stepped forward, but he cursed in his heart, what kind of reward? Massaging someone is called a "reward"?
Xu Wu leaned over, the Black Wind Monster couldn't help but look at it carefully, he didn't have any impression of this face, to be precise, except for a few henchmen, he had no impression of the other little demons, and he didn't even know how many little demons he raised, anyway, he didn't care about the current food and could afford it.
The Black Wind Monster looked at it and smiled: "Hey, what kind of cultivation are you? Why can you be so good-looking? In the cave, you are second only to me." ”
"Yes, yes!"
"The king is the most handsome!"
"Even that Erlang God has to be ashamed of himself. ”
"Nuwa Niangniang's first clump of soil must be the king!"
......
There's a bunch of rainbow farts down there.
Xu Wu didn't know how to answer, so he responded casually: "The little one is not talented, he has been like this since he was a child." ”
I've been humane for many years, and I can't even whiten my skin. The Black Wind Monster was saddened and stopped talking. He took off his upper body clip and lay face down on his seat, in a standard ready-to-massage position.
Seeing the back covered with long black straight hair, Xu Wu was so shocked that he couldn't hold his breath, opened his mouth to ventilate vigorously, and regretted it even more. It turned out that the black wind monster had a strong fishy body odor, he should know it, and rubbed a lot of spices on his body to cover it up, and the two smells were mixed, which was counterproductive.
After the black-haired monster lay flat, Xu Wu found that there was a robe draped on the back of the chair, which must have been asked for by the ancestor of the Guanyin Zen Temple.
Looking at the timeless classic lattice on the robe, Xu Wu suddenly remembered something.
Xu Wu's mind was spinning rapidly. Batu Caves, Guanyin Monastery, Robes, Monks, Tang Seng, Journey to the West, and a grid of movies or TV series or animations switch in my mind.
Wear it to Journey to the West? It's still a villain!
Xu Wu is still not completely sure of his guess, although he has watched "Journey to the West" so many times, many details cannot be recalled. Now it would be nice to have an original book in hand, and you can compare and compare.
The Black Wind Monster had been lying naked for a long time, a little cold, and seeing that there was no movement, he raised his head and yelled at Xu Wu: "What are you still doing in a daze?"
"Oh!" Xu Wu immediately gave up thinking, didn't dare to delay, and beat his back.
"+1 for exchange coins. ”
"+1 for exchange coins. ”
"+1 for exchange coins. ”
......
These translucent little characters emerged, disappeared, emerged, disappeared, and disappeared in front of Xu Wu.
What is this?Xu Wu stopped and found that the subtitles did not appear again.
Something to do with beating your back?
Xu Wu continued to hammer, and the subtitles appeared again. Each time you hammer, one pops up. He tried to shift the position of the hammer, from the waist to the back to the shoulders, and the subtitles were the same.
What about a little more force? Xu Wu tried to hit a hand knife.
"Oh!" the Black Wind monster snorted.
"King, I'm sorry!" Xu Wu was so frightened that he hurriedly apologized, now it was important to save his life.
The Black Wind Monster smiled with satisfaction: "It's okay. That's how comfortable it is. "For the big black bear's broad back, there is no effort, but it is like a mosquito bite.
Xu Wu breathed a sigh of relief, and to his delight, he noticed that the subtitle just now had changed to: "Exchange Coin +5." ”
Xu Wu plucked up his courage, punched a straight fist to the back, and asked in shock and fear, "What about this?" ”
"+10 for Coins. ”
"Yes, comfortable. The Black Wind Monster praised again and again.
Xu Wu was overjoyed, unceremoniously gave a heavy punch, and asked, "What about that?" This time it was bigger, and Xu Wu felt that his fist was numb.
"+15 for Coins. ”
"Wonderful~" The Black Wind Monster's expression was a little intoxicated.
After confirming the scale of the Black Wind Monster, Xu Wu was relieved, and it seemed that his strength could be greater.
"It should be a legendary system. Xu Wu secretly speculated that as a modern youth, the rebirth belt system had no impact on him. This kind of beating the back can make money, presumably a massage system.
Thinking that he might have to open a massage parlor to live for the rest of his life, Xu Wu felt a little sad.
What is this? Xu Wu suddenly noticed that there was a small red dot in the upper right corner of his field of vision. As he was thinking, he clicked on the red dot with his consciousness.
A system page appeared in front of him, and a slightly familiar voice appeared again: "The new version of the ship that has not been saved in Jiesili, you need to experience three bells, and you will build a love elephant festival system." (It's a brand new version you haven't played before, and after just three minutes of play, you'll fall in love with the system.) )”
The system no longer sounds except for this pre-recorded spokesperson's welcome message.
In the past, when the computer encountered this kind of similar small advertisement, Xu Wu immediately clicked "close" in the upper right corner. Now, let's take a look, maybe it will help you.
The big word in the center at the top of the main interface of the system: "Demon Suppression Exchange System".
Xu Wu breathed a sigh of relief, this is more decent, there is no need to open any massage parlor. Continuing on, there is a long explanatory text on how to use the system.
"1. When fighting monsters, the user will be rewarded with the corresponding exchange coins according to the different damage levels of the monsters. ”
"2. Exchange coins can be exchanged for items that the user has seen with his own eyes. ”
3. When exchanging items, meditate on the appearance of the item, and the page will display the appearance of the item and the corresponding amount. ”
"4. The position where the exchange item appears is subject to the position of the finger drawing a circle on the ground. ”
"5. You can't kill the monster, and the balance of the exchange currency will be cleared to zero. ”
Xu Wu was pleased, this system was very simple and friendly! he knew that he didn't have the ability to kill monsters at all.
Loved, loved!
Let's take a look at the 48 exchange coins that have been easily earned. Xu Wu couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth that were anxious to rise.
It smells so good!