Chapter 18: Pride
The first day of the Emperor Medi, Grand Duke of Heaven, began with a wooden bed.
After washing his face with a white cloth, brushing his teeth with willow branches, and filling his stomach with white porridge and wild vegetables, the Grand Duke of the Emperor took off the battle uniform that was standard for the Frieza army, and put on the ink robe that represented his literati status.
"But now you're the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor!"
A scepter intersecting with two snakes passed through a wooden door, and found it in front of Medi's eyes, and said bitterly: "What are you still doing in a daze, to invade, to deceive, to conquer, to carry forward the true colors of our Emperor, to make the world tremble for our existence! Let your life be terrified of our coming! Forge your Grand Duke's throne with blood and bones!"
Medi gave a lazy glance at the staff, then went to her little backyard, took off her shoes, and went about her usual business.
The beginning was to shovel out the low-yield food of many of the Warlocks' land, and replace them with high-yield potatoes, corn, peppers, tea trees, careful loosening of the soil, and watering that they had exchanged for Emperor Points.
Zhi Scepter looked at the scene in front of him and was a little speechless, his movements were always more powerful than any language, Medi's single-minded movements made Zhi Scepter clear, he really let go of the alien battlefield for more than four months, and returned to the usual life of eating and drinking, the conspiracies of the past, the extermination of the Explosion Star was really like a flash in the pan for him.
How can he let go? How can he let go! The Grand Duke of the Emperor of Heaven that he himself fancies......
The wisdom staff floated in front of Medi's eyes, chattering and promising all the sweetness of becoming the Grand Duke of the Emperor, but Medi just annoyed him and waved it to get out of the way.
After planting the crops, he began to liquidate his supermarket, at first by sweeping down many pots and pans and other usual objects, and now he has a little gold hand, and he can sell whatever he wants.
"Sorry, I seem to have gotten somewhere wrong?"
As Medi was working, the wooden door of his room opened again and entered a man with a horrified look in his eyes at the staff of wisdom that was flying in mid-air.
Medi held the wisdom staff in her hand, pointed to the wooden door that was not her own, and frowned, "What is this thing?" ”
The contemporary clothes of the man who broke into his room were not what the Warlock Land should have, and the frightened attitude of the other party towards the wisdom staff also showed that he didn't know anything about the affairs between the Heavenly Emperors, what the hell was that door......
"It is the gate that connects all the worlds, and those who are destined will come out of the door and come to your world. ”
Wisdom Staff Shi Ran said: "Our Heavenly Emperor is precisely by corrupting the will of these 'destined people', letting them lead the way for the Heavenly Emperor, and then using various methods to occupy the world where the other party is located step by step, to seduce men, our Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor, your throne starts here!"
Looking at the wisdom staff that became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke, Medi let go and threw it into her backyard, and then looked at the man who was about to open the wooden door and leave.
"Don't come here, I heard the Emperor of Heaven!"
Lin Ping's body was trembling against the wooden door, and he looked at the inkman in front of him in horror, dressed like a costume TV series, and he heard the words of the cane clearly.
If it was just a moving and talking scepter, he could think of it as some kind of high-tech new product, and he had opened the inexplicable wooden door in his rented low house, but found it in another dimension as if he had traveled through it, which was beyond the limits of the knowledge he could need.
"I just wanted to tell you that you should pull away, not push, so you can get out of here in a mellow way. ”
Medi raised her eyebrows and said, "Of course, if you don't want to leave temporarily, you can go in and have a look, our store sells calligraphy and paintings and also writes codexes, so you can forget about the wisdom staff." ”
Lin Ping cautiously pushed open the wooden door, and sure enough, he found that the opposite side of the wooden door was his rental house.
After repeatedly confirming that Medi was not in danger, Lin Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked around clearly...... The small business where I am located is a wooden house that is now extinct in the big city, ventilated, dry, and illuminated, although it is simple, but clean and tidy.
The house is surrounded by rice paper, on which there are paintings of unknown flowers, birds, animals and animals, which are quite real, and the smell of pen and ink makes people feel calm.
"Boss ......"
"He is the new Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor, called the Grand Duke!"
The wisdom staff flew out and shouted, which made Medi can't help but cover his face, he really can't figure out, judging from Christine's words, this wisdom staff should be a first-class character in hell, how can it be so detached to himself.
"I want money. ”
As if he had made up his mind, Lin Ping loosened the knocker and gritted his teeth and said, "I need money now, I guess this is not a difficult thing for the Emperor of Heaven, right?"
Medi's eyes narrowed slightly, and just as Shicai's unsolicited voice fell, his Heavenly Emperor posture, which was the white leather book, was once again motionless in front of the two of them, and then opened it with a bang.
"This classmate. ”
Forced to press the excited human leather book on the table, Medi sat on the rattan chair, and said with his hand on the table: "Although I don't like to admit it, I seem to really have a part of the blood of the Emperor of Heaven, and the people who do business with the Emperor seem to have nothing good to do." ”
The man who hoped for money overshadowed the frightened man sat in front of Medi's eyes, holding the wooden cup in his slightly trembling hand, and smiled secretly.
"Dagong, now I am empty, my parents died in a car accident, only one sister is still lying in the hospital waiting for life-saving money, there are a lot of campus loans, tuition loans waiting for me to repay.
Do you see the pinhole in my hand? It was the scar I got from donating blood 20 times, and I didn't even want blood donors after eating too much instant noodles recently...... How much better do you think I'm doing now?"
"Well, I see. ”
Medi waved his hand to show that the other party didn't need to say anything, and then he pulled out a stone brick from under his desk, and then pulled a book from the drawer to replace the brick and put it on the table.
The stone bricks were in a place that Lin Ping couldn't see, and they were transformed into innocent gold bricks through the power of alchemy, and then thrown in front of Lin Ping's eyes.
"Take it, raise your hands......"
Looking at the man who picked up the gold brick and hurriedly picked up and ran towards the wooden door, Medi shrugged her shoulders and muttered a word of thanks.
Anyway, it was just a brick, and he was robbed if he was robbed, and he didn't need to care.
When Lin Ping's hand met the wooden door, it simply flew up as if it had been hit by a car and fell in front of Medi's eyes.
"The Emperor's things are not that easy to take. ”
Zhi Zhi Zhi Fei said in a dark voice in front of Lin Ping's eyes: "Equivalent exchange, what do you plan to use to buy this gold brick, let's talk about it." ”
The guest who picked up the gold brick and ran away is now curled up on the ground in pain, still firmly holding the gold brick that has been transformed into a personality, each atom is Au, and the atomic number is 79.
"Wisdom Staff, let him go. ”
Medisch took out the rice paper and let it go, and after the sheep was dipped in ink, he began to paint.
"He was only blinded by gold and hope for a while, and he was eager to save the people to make a disqualified move, and he didn't really have the heart to take money by force, I could see that he was a proud man. ”
"Your Lord, you have misunderstood me. ”
Zhi Scepter made a burst of laughter at Lin Ping: "The Emperor of Heaven has never given kindness to others in vain, if you want to get something from the Emperor of Heaven, you must pay the same price as it, this is a criterion engraved in hell that even I can't surpass, guest, this gold brick is converted into two million yuan according to the money and silver of your country, either give back to the Emperor of Heaven equivalent, or you put down your things and leave here." ”
Lin Ping staggered to his feet and bowed apologetically to Medi, who was painting at the desk.
"As you can see, as you can see, now I really have nothing, you can do it. ”
"No, this guest. ”
Zhiwan looked at Medi who was thinking, and floated in the air and said indifferently to Lin Ping: "Don't you have a life?" This is a supermarket from hell, and the low-grade money and silver that pass are life, and the high-grade money and silver are souls.
You now have a lifespan of 58 years, a soul of 21 grams, and you can use anything that you are nervous about, but it can be material, but it can also be human organs, and even your precious human character, which is your possession. ”
It's not worth the trouble of the wisdom rod to make an ordinary human being, it's just showing the usual nature of the Emperor of Heaven to its newly recruited Emperor of Heaven, and it is not easy to get a five-star Emperor with intelligence from the Emperor of Heaven game, and if you don't cultivate it well to become a pillar of hell, you will be distressed to death.
Lin Ping's expression turned pale and asked, "Teach me, do you need my life?"
"You mortals have a saying called a moment of gold, an inch of time can not be exchanged for an inch of gold, at least a time to do, this gold brick has 7 inches, how about you want to live for 10 years about 5 grams of soul. ”
"Ten years?!"
Lin Ping clenched his fists firmly, his breathing was short, and his expression was extremely struggling: "If you are 7 inches, isn't it 7 years?"
"We have to make a profit in business, right, Grand Duke. ”
Wisdom Staff asked Medi, who was preoccupied with painting and had no eyes.
"That's enough, this is my business, the price of the goods is set by myself, how much can a brick be worth?"
Medi, who was not accustomed to seeing the actions of the wisdom staff, frowned and stood up, and then called out his white paper, respecting his will, the white paper floated out, turned into a goose and sheep and was held by Mediti, and after transcribing the soul contract on it, it was pushed to Lin Ping.
"Write something on it yourself in exchange, even if it's a few liters of blood, I don't mind. ”
"Stop, it's not business at all!" the staff on the side tried to persuade him, but Medi was all in the wind.
Lin Ping glanced at Medi gratefully, and then after a little hesitation, he wrote down the most precious thing he possessed and handed it to Medi.
"Pride?"
Medi, who took the white paper, raised her head a little stunned, this man plans to exchange his 'pride' for a brick?
"For the Grand Duke, this gold brick is only a stepping stone, but for me it can save me from the muddy life, so I am happy to exchange my most precious things for them. ”
Lin Ping smiled bitterly: "This 'pride' is what I used to be most proud of, but since the family has fallen, pride has become my biggest stumbling block, there are people at the construction site in front of my school who are recruiting, and the treatment is very rich, but because of pride, I can't pull my face to apply, there are many similar things and suffering, so this once the most precious pride, I plan to use it to complete this business with the Grand Duke." ”
Medi didn't say anything more, just put the left coupon book away, and at the same time, a can-like jar floated out of Lin Ping's body, floating in front of Medi's eyes, the jar was full of white beans, and the word 'pride' was written on it.
This is the white book of human skin, which roughly says that Medi is really the strength of the Heavenly Emperor, even if it is as confusing as pride, it can be extracted.
After Medi said that he could go, Lin Ping left the wooden door excitedly with the gold brick, while the wisdom staff floated in front of Medi's eyes and kept muttering about the loss.
"Pride is a very mysterious thing, and when he likes to use pride to exchange with the Emperor of Heaven, he pollutes the pride he holds, and makes this precious character stained with a flaw that the Emperor also despises, and exchanging it for a worthless stone brick is also equivalent to the exchange. ”。
After muttering a few words, Zhizhu pointed to the beans and said to Medi, "Come on, chew a man's pride with your own mouth, it tastes indescribable." ”
Medi gave her wand a blank look, brushed the beans away, and began to block things for the next guest.