Chapter 25: Praise (Ask for Collection Recommendation)
Ao Wukai waited until everyone got off the boat, changed back to the appearance of a handsome son, and flew directly to the city with Sun Wukong carrying their luggage. Xu Wu, who couldn't fly, could only ride an electric car to carry Tang Sanzang.
A group of people walked into the market, today is the market day, men, women and children are crowded, delicious and fun, everything is sold. Sun Wukong has never seen so many interesting things, he is very curious, look at the east and look at the west, but the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks and thunder face always frighten the stall owners.
"Wukong, come here. ”
Sun Wukong heard the call of the senior brother, and looked back to see that the others had already found a vacant seat to stand.
"The luggage is all here. Xu Wu pointed to the wall behind him and said. Sun Wukong and Ao Wukai did the same, unloading the luggage on their shoulders and putting it neatly.
Xu Wu turned back to Tang Sanzang and said, "Master, I'll trouble you to take care of your luggage." ”
Tang Sanzang couldn't believe it: "That's it?"
"Yes, we'll take care of the money. After Xu Wu finished speaking, he took out a piece of cloth from his bag and spread it on the ground on Tang Sanzang's left, took out 38 empty bowls, handed them to Ao Wukai, and instructed: "You put these bowls on the cloth one by one, and you are solely responsible for selling the bowls." ”
Xu Wu, who is careful about budgeting, has already arranged a way for these idle items, and carefully washed the empty dishes last night to ensure that they look brand new.
Unexpectedly, he was assigned a separate task, and Ao Wukai replied in surprise: "No problem, senior brother." ”
Xu Wu stepped into the open space on the right side of Tang Sanzang and said, "Wukong, you cooperate with me to perform here." ”
Sun Wukong asked puzzledly: "Senior brother, what kind of performance method?"
"You wait. Xu Wu took out his treasured kitchen knife and a triangular stand card prepared in advance last night from the bag under Tang Sanzang's care.
Xu Wu propped up the triangular stand in front of the open space, and the sign read: "Non-professionals, please do not imitate." ”
The word was written by Xu Wu last night when he asked Tang Sanzang, and as for what it means, the inscription is still confused.
"Poof!"
Xu Wu heard the crisp sound on the other side, thought it was a broken bowl, and was so shocked that he looked back to see what happened to Ao Wukai.
"It's okay, it's okay. Ao Wukai showed a restrained smile, but Xu Wu saw through it at a glance, there must be a cat, and began to count the bowls on the ground, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6......
38, that's right! Xu Wu didn't have time to worry about it, and continued to talk to Sun Wukong about the next performance.
Seeing that the senior brother turned around, Ao Wukai breathed a sigh of relief. Tang Sanzang watched the whole process, covered his mouth and snickered.
It turned out that when Ao Wukai was placing the empty bowls, one of them didn't pay attention and broke three bowls at the same time. With lightning speed, he tossed all the pieces aside, then plunged three fingers of his left hand into the ground, extending them and raising them in the middle of the other bowls. The fingertips changed into three bowls, successfully hiding from Xu Wu's eyes.
"Bell, bell, bell, bell, bell......"
Xu Wu shouted while knocking on Tang Sanzang's purple gold bowl: "Come, come, come! Don't miss it when you pass by, those who have money will have a money field, and those who have no money will have a personal field!"
This sound really attracted the crowd in the bazaar. What kind of juggling can a white-faced gentleman in fancy clothes and a hairy-faced monk with strange bones do? Everyone is full of expectations.
Xu Wu saw that the audience had already been divided into three layers inside and out, and he was satisfied to return the bowl to the master and began to perform.
Tang Sanzang stroked the bowl lightly, a little distressed, and regretted beating it with Xu Wu.
I saw that Sun Wukong took the four cardboard boxes exchanged by Xu Wu's system, and put them on Xu Wu's head one by one, and finally the cardboard boxes wrapped his whole body, revealing only a head wearing a hard hat.
A fat boy with a tiger head stood in the front row of the VIP position, tugged at the corner of the man's clothes next to him, and asked, "Dad, what is the 'Lele potato chips and green shrimp crackers' written on the box?"
The father touched the mustache, found the small words in the bottom corner of the box, and guessed: "Maybe it's pig feed." He judged that it was the name of the food, but it was not eaten by a person.
Sun Wukong held the kitchen knife in one hand and a blank piece of paper in the other, reading the lines prepared by Xu Wu in advance: "Come on, come on, everyone is optimistic." As soon as the words fell, the kitchen knife "filed" and was neatly inserted into the cardboard box.
"Yo!"
Xu Wu shouted, his face turned blue, and his facial features twitched. In the eyes of the audience, the place where the knife is inserted is in the abdomen.
"Amitabha Buddha ......" Tang Sanzang, who was sitting in the luggage, closed his eyes, and didn't think that the art sold by the apprentice was so bloody.
Xu Wu adjusted his expression and smiled instead, signaling to the audience that he was fine.
"Good!
Xu Wu was surprised and delighted at the dramatic transition, and the audience began to applaud and applaud after eating this set.
The moment he inserted the knife, with Xu Wu's hideous face, the fat boy immediately covered his eyes, it was like a childhood shadow, and when he heard the cheers, he watched through his fingers, and asked worriedly: "Dad, is that true?"
"Hmph......" The bearded man sneered, he had also sold juggling before, probably guessed the technique, and said disdainfully: "Of course it's fake, juggling is a trick." Either he has jiu-jitsu, inside the box, and shrinks his abdomen aside. Either the knife has been made of hands and feet, and it can shrink when it enters the box. I admire his acting skills, he should be from an actor. ”
The fat boy nodded in understanding.
"Oh!"
With Xu Wu screaming in pain, Sun Wukong neatly pulled out the kitchen knife, and the blade was stained with blood.
"Wow-"
Such a real performance made the audience can't help but exclaim.
Xu Wu gasped for breath, and then showed his signature smile again, signaling to the audience, "No problem".
Seeing blood on the spot, the impact on the fat boy was not small, and he asked tremblingly, "Dad, what is this?"
The father stroked the top of his son's head and explained: "There is a red slurry hidden in the box, and the man painted it on the knife." ”
Xu Wu saw that Sun Wukong stopped performing in place, and reminded in a low voice: "Go on." ”
"Senior brother......" Sun Wukong stopped talking and looked at him worriedly.
Xu Wu smiled: "It's okay, come, continue." ”
Sun Wukong raised the kitchen knife and stabbed it at the cardboard box, this time directly into the chest.
"Whew!"
Beads of sweat oozed from Xu Wu's forehead, and the crowd was scared, but finally ushered in Xu Wu's unharmed smile.
"It's not interesting to watch too much. Let's go. "The father didn't like to watch the drama and pulled his son away from the crowd. The fat boy was looking up, and reluctantly looked back.
Xu Wujian saw that people were starting to leave, and said to Sun Wukong in a hurry: "Hurry up." ”
Sun Wukong hurriedly picked up the lines on the paper and read it aloud: "Big brothers and sisters, those who have money have a money field, and those who don't have money have a personal field!"
Tang Sanzang was carefully wiping the bowl, and was snatched away by the frizzy monkey to collect the money.
Sun Wukong shook in front of the audience with a bowl, but people shook their heads one by one and dispersed.
Xu Wu wanted to cry without tears, he didn't rehearse with Sun Wukong in the performance just now, he performed a pure natural performance, and he was really stabbed twice, but as a result, these melon-eating people came to cheer people.