Chapter 34 The Mara Cow Board
When Xiao Nianxi and his entourage left, about two sticks of incense, another carriage appeared on the road.
It is not appropriate to say that it is a carriage.
This is clearly a rusty ox cart, leaving aside the horses pulling the cart for the time being, let's talk about this cart first.
In the carriage in motion, the iron axle between the cart and the wheels clangs, you rise and fall, every turn of the wheel, the board and the loose embroidery nails come into close contact, bursting out of the painful sound of nails scratching on the frost, and the edge of the board seems to have been corroded by insects, and it seems to have been gnawed by wild dogs, it is simply miserable.
Let's talk about these two old horses with loose skin. These two old horses, even between the feet and the hoof, the lungs will sound like a bellows-like wheezing, an old horse on the left is fine, although the road to pinch the feet of the hooves, but the walk is quite smooth, but the right one can not bear to look directly, it is simply a lame, walking and walking from time to time to a stumble, forced to the left of an old horse knocked the legs flashed, along with the board car half tilted, the person on the top of the person every time he closed his eyes for a while and woke up, every time he was half-asleep and half-awake, he would give birth to the danger of falling down and being run over by the wheel.
So he sat up crookedly and scolding, not daring to sleep again.
The man who scolded angrily on the horse-drawn ox cart was a young man, he looked about seventeen, his long unruly hair was draped wantonly, he was wrapped in a brown, gray, dark and green gown at will, a bright three-foot long knife was pinned to his waist, and a bamboo hat was freely thrown on the back of his neck. Sai is a man who is a man in the dust.
"Ahh After he was tired of scolding, he couldn't get enough of a lazy hacke, and patted the buttocks of the two old horses in a boring way, and sneered: "The buttocks of the stallion and the mare really feel different, the mare's butt is as hard as a stone, and the stallion is even more terrible, it is like pulling an iron ingot." ”
When the two old horses heard his sycophants in front, they both sneered and shook their big noses as if they were embarrassed.
He lay down again, but did not sleep.
He put the bamboo hat on one side, took out a dog's tail grass and put it in his mouth, pillowed the hand that had patted the stallion's fart behind his head, raised the hand that had patted the mare's ass, and kept beating his Erlang's legs, which were higher than the sky, and kept muttering words in his mouth, and actually began to sing poems freely:
"Coarse cloth wide robe with a collar ~ a chic placket, two sleeves fluttering.
Water cloud work with fishing wood~ Spend tonight, don't ask about the coming period.
A nine-section dragon staff ~ several volumes of immortal scriptures, with horizontal picks on the shoulders.
There is a little Dan Piao hanging on his waist~ Okay, sitting, sitting!"
The two old horses couldn't understand what this man was singing, and they were still slowly and non-stop.
Suddenly, the mare accidentally stepped on a sleek stone, and a panicked stumble crashed into the stallion, so the two old horses turned on their sides with a crooked body, and threw out the handsome hero who was immersed in the fantasy of fighting the sword and the world.
Flutter!
"I see that you two are not old and dead, and I will be thrown to death by you!" said the handsome man with a disgraced face from the pile of leaves, and said angrily.
He angrily patted the rotten yellow dead leaves all over his body, and stepped on the dense leaves with a big grin, and moved straight to the road.
"I'm angry. He kicked his foot violently, lifting the leaves into the air.
"Angry Ben Hero!" he provoked with a fierce kick again, but this time the leaves didn't float much, but he stomped up two black snakes that were intertwined, and the two blacks were suddenly disturbed, and they were immediately furious, and they opened their poisonous fangs and were about to bite him to relieve the hatred in their hearts.
"Holy shit!" he screamed, and fled onto the road, shaking off the two dead-leaf poison vipers.
At this moment, the two old horses were already tired and turned over, and there was a faint taste of schadenfreude in their simple big eyes.
He picked up the cart, jumped on it, and said nothing.
The two old horses began to stumble on the road again, and the tattered carriage began to clatter again.
He slapped the two sturdy big asses again, and shouted to himself: "Lao Ji is in the woods, and his ambition is thousands of miles!"
The two old horses snorted and rolled their eyelashes as if rolling their eyes.
Suddenly, his ears twitched, and he noticed an arrow coming at him, and at the last moment, his head was thrown back, and the arrow flew before his Adam's apple.
"Yo, you want to kill me with one arrow!" he shouted at the little man hiding behind rows of bamboo.
There was a murmur and countless wind-piercing sounds, pointing directly at him.
"Give me back the yin? I don't know that the rules of the rivers and lakes pay attention to fairness and integrity?" he chic buttoned Fan Yang's hat, and covered half of his eyes in a flash.
Twenty flying arrows, ten on the left and ten on the right, are close at hand, all aimed at the dead hole, and if it is a shot, it will definitely die.
At this time, the arrow wind passed his eyebrows, but he grinned.
I saw him rise into the air with a wind belt, and the five fingers of his palms were three points together, and he turned into dragon claws to pull the gale, and then the wind moved with him, and he rode the wind.
Twenty arrows instantly sank into his human whirlpool, and then splashed with sparks. Immediately afterward, countless flying needles suddenly shot out from the windswept hand shadow, pressing into the bamboo forest like a rainstorm pear blossom.
"!!Shh
Before the people in the bamboo forest could scream, they all fell down, and the dead leaves were rustled.
And he floated down, one foot on the board of the car, carrying the dragon momentum, just like a crane on the ground, not letting the board move a bit.
"There is another person who is not doing well today, it seems that he did not play well. As he spoke, a wisp of green wind visible to the naked eye floated the dog's tail grass on the board.
The dog's tail grass was fixed in front of him, his eyes froze, and the green wind twisted the dog's tail grass into a murderous weapon like an invisible blade.
Qingfeng and the strange needle are ready to move, and they can take their lives in the blink of an eye as long as he gives an order.
At this moment, the man in the forest who had spared his life suddenly rushed out and fell to his knees.
"The hero spares his life! The hero spares his life! Pleading with the hero to surround the little life"
As he spoke, the man kowtowed violently, knocking his forehead to the point of blood, and did not dare to stop, because he knew that if he was lucky, he would end up as miserable as those brothers in the forest who had been pierced with silver needles. He doesn't want to die yet, it's better to lose his life, even if he knocks his head to pieces, even if he knocks himself stupid, he has to live!
"Ask Lord Haojie not to remember the villain's life!"
"Ask the warriors to be gracious!"
The man was already dizzy, and seeing that the man on the cart was still silent, he began to feel that his life was hopeless, so he could only sigh and bow his head, stiffen and tremble his lips, and plead hopelessly.
"I beg the hero to let go of a small way to live.."
Hearing the word hero, Junnian, the strange coat on the car board, moved his ears, laughed twice proudly, took off his hat, and looked at the thief who begged for mercy that his mother couldn't recognize him, and said loudly:
"For the sake of morality, spare your life. ”
When the thief begged for mercy heard this, he knocked the sky and the ground and knocked the hero three times, and shouted with tears: "Thank you, thank you, thank you for the hero's grace not to kill!" After speaking, he rolled and climbed and prepared to slip into the bamboo forest.
"Wait. The strange coat Junnian stopped him.
The thief then broke out in a cold sweat, and his legs trembled and he tried to kneel again.
Glancing at this man again, the strange coat Junnian said with some ridicule in disgust: "You thieves must have robbed a lot of good things, do you know where there are good horses and carriages?"
The thief's expression suddenly became strange, and a golden carriage flashed out of his mind.