Xue Zha jumped on the small bamboo raft and urged Qin Yue'er to say, "Hurry up, hurry up, it's disgusting, it's disgusting!"

"What's the point, you're disgusting?"

Qin Yue'er was about to look in the direction where Xue Zhe came, when she heard a voice beside her say: [Chopping Waves]!

In an instant, the bamboo raft, which had only been able to use the penny to control the direction and go down the river, rushed out with a buzzing sound as if it had suddenly been equipped with a small motor.

"Oops!"

Qin Yue'er fell backwards because of inertia, and she tried to use a penny to support her body but didn't really fall.

"Don't miss the opportunity!"

Xue Zha's eyes glowed with gold, he raised his hand and stretched out his arm, and hugged Qin Yue'er affectionately, he took the opportunity to lean down and kiss her.

At this moment, Qin Yue'er shouted and said: [Men and women don't kiss]!

Xue Zha's arms that were about to be held suddenly numb, and then, he felt a mighty and majestic force descending, and there was a strong will between heaven and earth that had no room for him to push it away, and with a plop, Xue Zha's fall into the water at a loss.

"Who am I, where am I, what have I done?"

Xue Zha sat on the water without focus, completely unaware of what was going on.

And Qin Yue'er on the bamboo raft, I don't know if she has some compassion for Xue Zha, who was suddenly quiet, she wrinkled her nose and snorted and pinched her waist and said: "Bastard boy, I want to take advantage of my aunt and grandmother, believe it or not, I will make you the eighth king immediately!"

Xue Zha was a little stunned, he raised his hand and said, "Wait...... Wait a minute, let me think about what I was and what was!"

"If I'm not mistaken, the phrase "men and women don't kiss each other" comes from "Mencius", but ...... Are these six words idioms?"

Xue Zha was a little dazed, he seemed to remember: Some idioms are not just four words, but [men and women do not kiss], is this an idiom or a scripture?

Qin Yue'er, who was standing on the bamboo raft and holding on to the penny, saw that Xue Zha was so anxious that she scratched her ears and cheeks, she covered her mouth and chuckled and scolded: "Dengzi, what's the matter, were you scared by my aunt and grandmother?"

"Obediently follow me back to the village, I promise not to turn you into a king!"

As she spoke, she took the initiative to hand the penny to Xue Zhe.

Xue Zha's big eyes that were pure without a trace of impurities, he suddenly felt: Such a good woman should not be pursued in a too aggressive way.

He calmly grabbed the penny, and with his other hand paddled to climb onto the raft.

Xue Zha learned the behavior requirements of "gentlemen" recorded in some books or TV series, and politely bowed down and apologized: "I'm sorry, just now...... I was wrong just now, I shouldn't have ......"

At this moment, Sun Banxian on the shore suddenly jumped out, still holding a paper bag in his hand.

"Childe, look at what I got you? Acacia grass, this is a surprise I didn't expect! With it, you can do whatever you want with this girl. ”

After he finished speaking, he squeezed his eyes at Xue Zha very obscenely, how disgusting and disgusting it was.

Qin Yue'er took a deep breath, she clenched her teeth and swept over with a penny again.

In the whining wind, Xue Zha was already crying without tears and was unwilling to explain.

"Sun Banxian, I'm going to kill you!"

With a plop, Xue Zha fell into the water again, and Sun Banxian, who was holding a bag of finely ground acacia grass on the shore, was stunned.

"No, Childe, didn't you already undress this girl just now......? Why is it still ...... Oh my mother!"

Qin Yue'er is a sincere girl who knows how to protect herself, for an old liar like Sun Banxian, she doesn't want him to exist in the world for a minute to pollute the air, bang twice, and the penny whips the cheeks on both sides of the old liar.

"The surname is Xue, bring your people to get out of me, my aunt and grandmother don't take you to our village!"

Qin Yue'er was repeatedly offended, even if she was really knocked open by Xue Zha's song, at this time, after hearing Sun Banxian's words, she completely sealed her heart.

She sobbed twice, shook her head and raised her head, the penny in her hand supported the silt on the shore to borrow strength, and the bamboo raft under her feet was even higher than the blessing of the power of the [Splitting Waves] idiom, just in the blink of an eye, she disappeared.

Xue Zha was stunned and soaked in the water, his right palm was spread out, and there were two crystal tears flickering on it, at this time, his mind was complicated, in his past life and in this life, he suddenly felt that he was going to fall in love.

Sun Banxian on the shore had already understood what had happened, and he seemed to ...... It seems to have ruined the pure love of the childe!

"Childe...... Childe, I ......"

He had the heart to explain something, but he saw Xue Zha jump ashore from the water lightly, and casually used an idiom to himself [Summer is hot]

Although this is an idiom with "day", it may be because it just means that the weather is hot, so Xue Zhe does not have a hard time using it.

A burst of white mist evaporated, and the wet clothes on his body quickly dried, Xue Zha patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, I woke up quickly, now I want to really have something with the girl, and it won't affect others!"

"Let's take a walk, go back to the city, and see if Lord Yin will come in the evening. ”

Sun Banxian cautiously followed behind Xue Zha's ass, he wanted to say something several times but didn't dare to do anything, until he walked back to the north gate of Jian'an City, he waited for Gongzi to stand behind the long queue entering the city, licked his face and rubbed his hands and asked: "Childe, that one, that girl, I ...... it"

"Don't talk nonsense, wait for me to be admitted to the Tongsheng and Xiucai Gong, otherwise I won't be happy to leave a miserable rest of my life like a boss lady for a girl. ”

Xue Zha waved his hand and said, his eyes looked at the empty place, and suddenly, he slapped his thigh and screamed: "It's broken, it's broken, it's broken! My elephant swallowing gourd, my elephant swallowing gourd forgot to pick it up!"

Xue Zha suddenly remembered the red-skinned gourd on Ma Sanjian's shoulder, just looking at the size of the gourd, the storage space inside was definitely larger than his own devouring gourd!

"Let's go back, let's go back and touch the corpse!"

Xue Zha's voice was very loud, and he pulled Sun Banxian to walk in the direction of the Daliu River.

Countless people turned their heads to look at the two of them, and the soldiers who were collecting taxes at the city gate also noticed him, and two or three of them glanced at each other, and finally one of them put down his errand and ran into the city to report the news.

Xue Zha didn't really go back to touch Ma Sanjian's body, he had reason to believe that Duan Houlu's guy was not a fool, and he should have touched back the good things on Ma Sanjian, Wang Dalang, and even Cao Fei and others.

And the reason why he was startling the snake just now was to grasp the clues of these soldiers and touch the bottom of the "big man behind" in Cao Fei's mouth!

"Let's go, let's go over and cut in line. ”

Xue Zha took out the blank folding fan, and he was wearing a scribe's round-necked white robe, this outfit and that naturally noble temperament were revealed, and the long line automatically made way for him, and the soldiers guarding the door also politely put the two into the city after Sun Banxian handed over the two copper plates.

"Childe, you should be careful to raise your feet, Childe, you go slowly......"

Xue Zha didn't pay attention to the soldier who flattered him and blocked his speed, and he didn't personally chase the soldier who went to report the news, he just walked quietly on the street, and after looking at the soldier who took off his uniform, he gently spit out an idiom: [Clues].

Immediately, a thin spider silk was born out of thin air from Xue Zha's hand and tied around his wrist in a circle.

On the other side of the spider silk was a paper horse that was not visible to others, and the paper horse was the size of a palm, and its four hooves kicked twice happily, and then rushed to the gatekeeper who disappeared into the crowd dressed as an ordinary person to report the news.

Sun Banxian noticed the spider silk on Childe's wrist, and just heard the thunder that rumbled in his ears, he knew that Childe had launched the idiom again, and after following him for most of the day, he really couldn't figure out Xue Zha's true strength.

"How can you know so many idioms? Yuxia? But it doesn't seem to be so strong? Yesterday he also wrote poems to communicate the laws of heaven and earth to fight, such an unfathomable big man is the master of such a small person, no loss, no loss!"

The more Sun Banxian thought about it, the more beautiful he felt, he could always forget that the Bai family would kill his son at any time and kill him, this may be the biggest advantage of a person like him who failed in life but still didn't give up his life......

Xue Zha walked straight in the direction of the inn, and the moment he turned into the back of the inn, he couldn't believe what he saw.

He rubbed his eyes, and even turned around and pinched a handful of Sun Banxian's soft flesh under the ribs, hearing the sound of him constantly contemplating cold air because of the pain, Xue Zha was sure that he was not dreaming, nor was he caught up in the power of similar idioms such as [Huangliang One Dream].

"This ...... Why is it so lively in the morning?"

Xue Zha looked at the inn with countless scribes in round collars and white robes in the distance, and looked at the forty tables in the middle of the crowd that shone with gray mist, and he was in a trance and said, "The proprietress is really good at doing business!"