Chapter 67: Schrödinger's Women's Clothing
In this way, not only did it thrive resources and alleviate social contradictions, but it also took advantage of the destruction of a large number of human beings who planned to tear apart this false starry sky......
As cruel as this is to innocent humanity, it is a cruel hell that the incubator has chosen for granted.
So I refused. ”
Medi indifferently smashed Kewpie's wishful thinking.
"Then Grand Duke, can you use that invincible brain to come up with a solution to the problem?"
Kewpie looked at the torn plan without expression and asked again: "Please hurry up, although human knowledge is distorted, but physiological needs will gradually make them understand the sad reality that they are a single dog and will always be celibate, and it will be really too late to rescue them." ”
Never expecting that Meed, who came here to find a way to deal with the land crisis of the Warlock, would fall into another crisis, and could only sigh.
Fortunately, now he has entered serious mode for the sake of Celestia, and after a little brainstorming and thinking about the resources at hand for a few seconds, he came up with a perfect method.
"Kewpie, do you know, recently Ba Asami just bought a batch of Niang Drowning Spring, which is a strange spring water that can turn a man into a woman, but the result of this spring water is not fixed, and you can find a way to fix the result, so that the male can completely change to ...... Adopt a woman who is capable of raising children. ”
Kewpie, who had no emotional turbulence one after another, looked at the breezy Medi with emotion for the first time.
"In order to inquire about saving magical girls, you used language to trap a race that can control cause and effect, and now in order to inquire about and save mankind, you have chosen to let them give up their gender, why are your thoughts always so strange and not according to the routine?
"What do you mean, that's why it's not proper?"
"Nope. Kewpie rightfully shook his head and slapped caLL for the Grand Duke.
"This plan is fantastic, of course, Niang Drowning Spring is also great, I just slightly understand why the wisdom staff would look at you so much, how did we not think of turning all the earthlings into young girls in the menstrual period, and then greatly limit the collection of emotional energy?"
The two monsters who are infinitely close to the negative number look at me, I look at you, and then they hold their hands and claws together in sympathy.
"I'll let Ba Mamei give it to you later, and you will find a way to fix the results of the spring yourself, and then choose many 'voluntary' people to need the innovation of the spring, to know the righteousness, move to reason, Bai Sue I am not the emperor of heaven." ”
Medi indifferently raised her palm into a knife, cut it at the lower body and said: "In this way, the problem will be solved by facing the 'blade'." ”
In the Liú Wáng Institute, the ratio of men and women has reached a cliff difference, and in the face of these 950 million single dogs that will destroy the Liú Wáng Institute at any time, the most suitable way is to introduce a foreign female population, just like Medi used to introduce a large number of martial arts people into this world in the Tang Dynasty.
Although those martial arts people with more men and fewer women only further widened the difference in the ratio of men and women.
If this is the case, population pressure will lead to a shortage of resources, and Medi will have to continue to run out to collect resources for humanity.
Of course, he didn't want to do such a tiring thing, so he opened up another way to avoid it...... About 450 million men will be transformed into women with the help of mother's drowning springs, and the people who have problems will be able to deal with their own problems.
Such a method of self-production and self-sale naturally makes the well-known MLM Cupid browse and even revere it.
"Archduke, I don't think anyone is happy to let go of their own gender and choose another gender. ”
Kewpie tried his best to persuade Medi to remove the word 'voluntary', but there is no need to add risks to the word 'voluntary'.
Medi shrugged her shoulders and made another proposal: "The big thing like changing gender can't be forced, we have to go in cycles, steadily, and gradually change the stubborn desires of straight men of steel, for example...... Start by wearing women's clothing. ”
"Women's clothing?" "Cuppy, who was suspicious of finding a problem with his ears, raised his voice: "Let's not talk about whether women's clothing has any results, those straight men of steel who survived the apocalypse will not consider such a thing as women's clothing at all?"
Medi waved her wrist and said that it was no problem, "Cuppie, you don't want to do what you want, you can first hold a lot of online and offline gambling on women's clothing, and then make the prize richer, so the state of participation is absolutely crowded, of course, they will say that it is just for the prize, any gambling and commitment to women's clothing, comes from the subjective desire for women's clothing, I call this the law of women's clothing." ”
"Could it be that there will be second, third, and fourth laws?"
Kewpie looked embarrassed and began to take care of himself again, calmly and in some new directions, the Grand Duke.
"Of course, after wearing women's clothing for the first time, you will inevitably pull the next women's clothing flag, which is called the law of women's clothing.
All those who hate women's clothing, how much they hate in their hearts, how much they desire, this is the third law of disgust and integrity.
Any boy who is not clothed is in the middle of wearing women's clothes and not wearing women's clothes, which is Schrödinger's fourth law.
To sum up, men are eager for women's clothing, and it is impossible to desire just not to have women's clothing, this is the fifth law, the law of women's clothing. ”
Medi gave a thumbs up and said proudly, "When they get used to women's clothes, they won't resist becoming girls, will they?"
"Why is the Grand Duke so knowledgeable about women's clothing?"
Kewpie lay on the ground tiredly, silently holding off his shattered physical knowledge.
"It will take a little time to fix the result of the Niang Drowning Spring, since the Grand Duke is such a porridge woman, I will hold the manners. ”
Medi looked at Cuppy inexplicably: "Who said I was dressed as a porridge woman?"
"According to the grand duke, you are also a ...... woman"
"My porridge is the awkward and humiliating consciousness of other men in women's clothes. ”
Medi interrupted Cuppy's delusion and shook off the feather fan to cover the slightly upturned corners of her mouth: "For some reason, this will make me the most happy." ”
"Grand Duke, aren't you a deep-hidden belly shaking?"
Kewpie felt as if he had discovered something terrible.
"That's all for the discussion of this topic, now you go and deal with the affairs of Niang Drowning Spring, and prepare for the 450 million lucky people. ”
The convinced Kewpie knelt on the ground and said sincerely, "For your emperor-like thoughts, offer a thunderous cheer, our Grand Duke, please I will go to build women's clothing for you later." ”
With that, the white rabbit jumped and disappeared from Medi's field of vision.
And all of a sudden, a human drove the car and stopped in front of Medi's eyes, and out of the car door, a heavy middle-aged man knelt down to Medi, and said respectfully: "Our Grand Duke, your humble servant, Li Lin, vice president of the Human Economic Management Committee, has come to welcome you, and the Tiandi technology that the incubators are studying is here, please come with me." ”
The middle-aged man's voice trembled slightly, not because of the title of the Emperor of Heaven, but because of the excitement secreted to the height of the full.
The man in front of him, with an indifferent expression and an ordinary passer-by on the street, was the god who rescued them from the hopeless world in the first place, the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor.
Li Lin does not believe in God, and even now he does not believe in it, he believes in this Emperor of Heaven who saved his life and saved his youngest son, so in the face of the only belief of human beings whose almost all impressions of Liú Wáng have been revived, Li Lin bowed his head deeply, not daring to look directly at 'Him'.
"Lead the way, how did you get here with your injuries?
As Medi walked towards the bridge car, she asked the rare and strange driver in front of her.
"There's nothing dangerous, these are medals, Grand Duke. ”
Li Lin straightened his chest suddenly, those scars that were whitewashed by the suit were just the confirmation that he had snatched the opportunity from a bunch of black car drivers, and his medal was also a graceful thing worth bragging about at a distant dinner, and he naturally didn't mind showing it off.
"It's okay, lead the way. ”
As soon as the words fell, the bridge car started slowly, and because there was no gasoline in this world, the car was running with a magic that Medi could not understand, and after a barely murmuring drive, he was taken by Li Lin to a huge company.
Li Lin, who was successively low-browed and obedient, seemed to have great prestige here, and the giants who were like iron towers at the front desk stepped aside respectfully, looking at Medi who was led towards the company's secret manufacturer with curiosity, guessing which of the boss's business companions he was.
With the growth of the footsteps, the depth of the manufacturer, the surrounding figures are becoming fewer and fewer, and the number of Kewpies is increasing, and after Li Lin uses an identity card to slowly open the wall in front of him to both sides, the figures of people suddenly increase, and they and the incubators are constantly assembling many strange things on the living water line with a sense of science fiction.
"This is where the incubators connect with their own technology and produce the secret craft magical girl system. ”
Li Lin said to Medi feverishly, "For the sake of the respected Grand Duke, offer the most perfect women's clothes!"
Although the incubator, which is also the cause and effect technology of the Kewpie clan, once they leave the world of magical girls, most of them will fall into the impossible field due to the different parameters of heaven and earth, and there are many low-grade technologies that can still be used as references.
The living water line found in front of Medi, the continuous transportation on it, and the assembly of a large number of mobile phone-like items, are precisely the Heavenly Emperor Factors that flowed out of the bones of a hundred Heavenly Emperors by the incubators, and connected the magical girl skills that gave birth to Xiao Meiyan, Ba Asami, Shikame Yuan and others, and created the magical girl system version 1.0.
"It's just that you plan to start from scratch to the cost of MLM?"
Medi kicked a passing cuppy and asked with interest.
"Grand Duke, you have wronged me. Kewpie blinked innocent little eyes.
"The magical girl craft I have is harmless, just a by-product of the act of fulfilling hope, and now the magical girl system you glimpsed has been improved so that it can be used by both men and women, and there will be no such thing as witches. ”
"Is it just innocence that created a weapon?"
Medi stepped forward, went to the production area, picked up a mobile phone and looked at it in her hand.
"The material of this mobile phone is made of the steel of the manned space vehicle, the hardness is one of the first, and it will not be broken arbitrarily like a soul gem, of course, when the user presses the magic app, the magical girl system carried inside will take the initiative to operate, according to the will of the holder, adjust the emperor factor circulating inside, and innovate the holder's body to carry out amazing combat effectiveness. ”
Kewpie paused for a moment and shook his head, "Since it has just been developed, we haven't held a test phase yet, so it's all just a theoretical growth." ”
"Then test it out for me now. ”
Medi casually threw the phone to Li Lin, who was staying aside: "Peace of mind, nothing will happen with me watching from the side." ”
"I ...... Is it really possible?
Li Lin clutched his mobile phone tightly with both hands and said incoherently.
"Of course not. ”
Cuppy denied the man's excited thoughts: "Grand Duke, what supplies the operation of the magical girl system is the Heavenly Emperor factor stored in it, ordinary humans cannot withstand the strength that belongs to the Heavenly Emperor, and the weak chicken with a combat power of 5 does not have the qualifications to activate this mobile phone." ”
"You!"
Li Lin stared at Kewpie, but he didn't know what to say for a while, and the mobile phone in his hand, which was cold and silent no matter how he called, confirmed Kewpie's words...... He didn't get into the world where the Grand Duke stayed.
"Is it necessary to build sufficient and strong human capacity for use?"
Medi hesitated to move her phone, then shook her head and stretched out her hand to call out the sudden wooden door.
"Grand Duke, with your essence, you can definitely carry forward the strength of this magical girl system to the limit, won't you try?"
Looking at the Grand Duke who planned to leave here to call someone over to test the new construction, Kewpie hurriedly persuaded him.
Medi shook her head, shook off her fan and raised her voice, "Absolutely not, I'm just porridge to see other people's women's clothes, and I don't plan to wear this thing myself, clear?"
After speaking, in Cuppy's regretful eyes, Medi walked through the wooden door and simply found that in the room where the Magus Land was located, in the room of the vice principal of the Heavenly Academy School, the black charcoal that was stealing the small dried fish from the fraud was digging a hole at supersonic speed to hide the things, and then jumped on Medie's shoulder and shouted in a thief's heart: "Grand Duke, do you want to slip me, do you want to slip me!"
"Tsk, it looks like Miss Headless Horsemann is lazy. ”
Medi, who was not in the mood to bother with this stupid cat now, simply asked, "Do you know where Lily Hua is?" ”
"Here! Here, Darling!"
A panting blonde girl stands in the doorway holding on to the doorknob and gasping for air.
"I said how Miss Lily Hua, who was telling her protégé about the matter, would run here in such a hurry, it was the people around the little man who came. ”
The same blonde-haired Gilgamesh crossed her arms and looked at Medi who was holding Lilyhua's forehead with one hand with great interest.
"Come with me, I happen to have a lot of dangerous things that I want someone to test on, and when I'm done, I'll explain the location of the supervisor and let the black charcoal dismantle it. ”
After a faint glance at Gilgamesh on the side, Medi simply said to Lily that this indifferent attitude undoubtedly hurt the girl the most.
"Although it is indeed a bit inauthentic to use a supervisor to control Darling's movements, this is all a confirmation of love...... Leave one, leave one good or not?!"
"There's more than one emotion!"
Medi sadly asked Black Tan to stay and atone for her sins, searched out all the monitors, and took Lily Hua's hand and pulled her towards Liú Wáng.
"I plan to let the silverfish use it, but it's a pity that she's not there, so I'll lower the price for you. ”
"Wait!"
It was the first time for Lily Hua, who had heard such a name, to stop with a sudden brake, and looked at Medi in a daze: "Darling, I remember that the fish that pestered you one after another was called Lucy?
Gilgamesh, who was quietly following the back, had his eyes lit up, and he quickly listened quietly, and he really dared to have an extramarital affair in the end of his engagement with the princess, what a brave man.
Faced with Lily Hua's look of disbelief, Medi said suspiciously: "Silverfish is the person next to my man, didn't I report it to you?"