Chapter 5: If it's a brother, come and cut me
Behind the bamboo house, through a forest path, but it is an open meadow, like a paradise. A gurgling stream runs through the middle, and a few small lotuses bloom, and two frogs on the lotus leaves are disturbed and jump into the water to hide. Look at the fragrance of the bushes of wildflowers, which provoke bees and butterflies to frolic again. Not far away, there were two stone benches and a stone table, and there was an unfinished chess game on the table, which added a bit of vitality.
Xu Wu couldn't help but sigh, good place!
Tiga Zhenren took out a blue booklet from his back waist and handed it to Xu Wu: "You go to the bell here every day, do this set of movements for two hours, and then meditate for two hours, for a total of four hours." After 3927 days, open up the demon vein, and I will teach the Fa again. ”
"Thank you big brother for your careful arrangement. Xu Wu politely took the booklet, and saw that the blue cover was written with eight big characters, "Internal borrowing, no external transmission", and there was a signature "Tiga Zhenren". He opened it casually, and the inner page was full of simple lines outlining the appearance of a stickman, with one move and one style, and the drawing was clear. Where it is not clear, the remarks are also approved with neat handwriting.
Xu Wu closed the booklet and secretly admired that this salted egg essence has some internal talent and is a qualified soul painter.
Tiga Zhenren continued to explain: "There is something unclear about daily food and accommodation, although the joy and joy of hard work are it. I often practice alone, and it's hard to find me. ”
Listening to the tone, the other party seemed to be very busy, Xu Wu was a little embarrassed and said: "Wait for twenty-seven days and then bother the eldest brother." ”
Diga Zhenren waved his hand lightly: "You're welcome." You can take care of yourself. Remember, four hours a day must be enough, and no time should be stolen. ”
"Thank you for the reminder, I know. Xu Wu clenched his fists again.
Tiga Zhenren put one hand in his pocket, and the other hand brushed his sleeve away. He was going to take the handheld computer to "practice alone".
At night, Xu Wu was arranged to live with the panda brothers. In the next few days, he began to practice in the backyard according to the instructions of the Diga Zhenren.
Xu Wu didn't know if it was a practice? According to the booklet, this set of movements was more like the radio gymnastics he did when he was studying. Anyway, when he had time, he also made up the beats for this set of "gymnastics", there were four eight-beats, and there were also eight eight-beats.
For the first week, because he was not yet familiar with the movements, he persevered. The following week, he found it a bit boring.
Four hours a day to "practice" is converted into eight hours, which is the same as the standard working hours. But Xu Wu would rather work overtime in the company for more than ten hours rather than practice here.
At work, every hour does something different. You can also chat with your colleagues and chat. When you are tired of staying indoors, report for a business trip to relax.
Practicing in the backyard, it's the same action every day, there are no people chatting, the three goblins are addicted to the handheld, and recently even the meal time has been delayed more and more. Even a frog will hide from him in the water.
Sometimes I can't control myself and want to go to my pocket to find my phone. It's boring in the days when there were no mobile phones and no computers......
Modern people can endure loneliness, and the most unbearable thing is boredom.
Xu Wu is an adult, he adjusted his mentality, and now he suffers a little "hardship", also in order to get rid of Tianzhu in the future.
Just restraint. After his mentality was corrected, he even felt an indescribable feeling in his body, had he opened up the demon vein? or ...... All in all, it was very pleasant and the appetite was much better.
Three hundred and twenty-seven days later, today is the day to find the real person of Tiga. Xu Wu got up early to change his clothes, and found that his pants were a little tight, as was his shirt. He hurriedly put the bronze mirror far away, and the face and figure in the mirror were much rounder compared to before.
After these 27 days, he understood that "the heart is wide and the body is fat" is indeed a thing. The gong has also been practiced, and the fat has also been raised, and it depends on what Tiga Zhenren says.
"Knock, knock. ”
Xu Wu stood at the door of Diga's real bedroom, tapped twice, and said, "Brother Diga, the little brother is here." ”
It took a while in the room before there was a response: "Come in." The voice is subtle, and it is very different from the loud voice of the previous Tiga real person.
Xu Wu slowly pushed open the door and saw Tiga Zhenren meditating in the room. So I got closer and found that the handheld was sitting next to me.
Seeing Xu Wu looking at the handheld, Tiga Zhenren pushed the gadget and hid it behind him.
Xu Wu was surprised, because when he saw the real person of Tiga up close, he was a whole circle thinner than when they first met. The eyes of the two salted eggs, which were originally white, did not know whether they stayed up late and boiled into two tea eggs.
"Brother Diga, you seem to have lost some weight. Xu Wu asked with concern.
When Di Jia Zhenren was in retreat for a long time, he didn't notice it, and he was a little surprised: "Oh? I've been practicing a little crazy lately, and after a period of conditioning, I'll be fine." He made an excuse for himself, he didn't practice the exercises, and he didn't practice anything for the past 27 days.
Xu Wuming saw that "going crazy" was playing a game. I can understand, I can understand, and I was the same more than ten years ago.
Xu Wu continued: "According to the instructions of the eldest brother, the twenty-seventh day has passed, so I am here to disturb. ”
Tiga Zhenren was startled, stayed in the room for a long time, didn't know how many days had passed, and said, "You turn around, I'll take a look." ”
Xu Wu turned around, Tiga Zhenren stretched out his right palm, put it on Xu Wu's back, counted the seconds in his heart, touched it for about a minute, and said: "Your cultivation in the past twenty-seven days is still good, and you have dredged the demon vein." Wait until I teach you the art of defense. You turn it around again. ”
Xu Wu turned around, he was very relieved, he didn't expect that he had really overcome it, twenty-seven days! It felt like twenty-seven months, it was too difficult!
Tiga Zhenren rolled up his sleeves and said, "You stretch out your right hand." ”
Xu Wu's face was full of doubts, and he didn't ask, just do it.
Tiga Zhenren also stretched out his right hand and held Xu Wu. Those big hands almost completely wrapped Xu Wu's small hands.
The last time I gave Xu Wu this feeling of being dominated, it was when my father held his hand when I was a child.
Tiga kept moving and closed his eyes.
That's it? It's a handshake, right? Xu Wu was unclear, and closed his eyes.
After a while, he felt a warm current in his body, flowing through his body.
After waiting for three minutes, Tiga Zhenren opened his eyes, let go of his clenched hand, and said, "Okay, I have already taught you my most proud defense technique." ”
In fact, Tiga Zhenren passed this defensive move to other monsters, and it only took three minutes to shake hands. But he had to play tricks, such as "opening the demon vein" and the like, to extend the time, and even delay it for several months and a half. Xu Wu said the time limit, but he had to shorten it a little and make it up to twenty-seven days. If you learn it in seconds, you will only smash your own signboard, which is too low-end.
Xu Wu felt the warm current in his body calm down, and said excitedly: "Brother, my body has changed a little, but how do I launch the move?"
Di Jia Zhenren said proudly: "This defense technique is called 'If you are a brother, come and cut me'." Activate when there is damage. ”
"......" Xu Wu no longer knows from which angle to complain.
"Like this!" Di Jia Zhenren suddenly crossed his hands in front of his chest, and his arms sent out a narrow blue-purple high-heat beam, and the speed of light hit the cat's ear on the right side of Xu Wu's head, and it was shattered in an instant, and there was not even a scum left.
As soon as he disagreed, he made a wave, which caught Xu Wu off guard and exclaimed: "What are you doing!"
"Don't get excited, you touch it again. Tiga Zhenren pointed to the top of Xu Wu's head and smiled.
Xu Wu reached over and touched the top of his head. Huh, this fluffy touch, the ears have grown back, and the size and shape are fine. If I think about it carefully, when my ear was shattered just now, I only felt itchy in the wound, and I didn't feel any pain. He couldn't stop trembling, the corners of his mouth went up, this move was really wonderful!
"Master 'if it's a brother, come and cut me', even if you are chopped to pieces, you can be restored to the original state. No one can help you with this defense. Tiga explained.
Xu Wu couldn't hold back his excitement: "Isn't this the 'immortal body'?
"Forget it, but it has nothing to do with longevity, it can only restore the damage caused to you by others. If you have any disease in your body, this anti-technique will not cure it. Di Jia Zhenren added an explanation, afraid that Xu Wu would want to be crooked.
Immortal, Xu Wu doesn't have this idea, now no one can kill himself, he is super satisfied. If in modern times, he can rely on this skill to start live performances and perform all kinds of deaths, which should be easy to earn.
Tiga Zhenren saw Xu Wu's happy appearance, thinking of the past twenty-seven days, he was also having a lot of fun because of Xu Wu's handheld, so he simply gave him another move.
"With the defense technique, I'll teach you a basic attack technique. Tiga said, gesturing a finger.
Unexpectedly, the salted egg essence poured into his pocket, Xu Wu said gratefully: "Brother Lao has bothered." "Of course, the more tricks the better.
"You continue to put your hand out, left hand. This time, Tiga Zhenren stretched out his left hand first. Xu Wu did so.
This time, after a long time, about half an hour later, Di Jia Zhen let go of his hand and said to Xu Wu: "You try it, rub it with two fingers." ”
After Xu Wu listened, he snapped his fingers in disbelief, he clearly saw that there was a flash of light between his fingers just now, and asked, "......What is this?"
Diga stretched out his right hand, and his five fingertips burst out with a jumping light, and replied: "Electricity, learn the basics of other attacking techniques." ”
Xu Wu's eyes lit up, he didn't expect that he could be like a certain yellow-skinned elf, so he hurriedly asked, "How powerful can it be?"
Tiga Zhenren clenched his fists, and the currents disappeared, and he said, "It's hard to say, everyone is different. If you train diligently, elect some rabbits and birds to satisfy your hunger, it's still okay. ”
"What about demons?" Xu Wu was more concerned about this, after all, all the way to the west, the demons were dancing wildly.
"Electricity doesn't die. Tiga Zhenren shook his head, this entry-level voltage is not high. Monsters generally have rough skin and thick meat, and there is another defense technique, so there is basically no way.
Although Xu Wu is unwilling, he is also content, well, it is already an unexpected move, which is very good. But it's different from the picture of flying around in the sky that I first thought. In this world of gods and demons, "flying" is the standard.
Xu Wu knew that he was thick-skinned, so he still asked: "Brother Diga, there are three days left, what other moves can be learned? ”
"I'm ......" Tiga Zhenren looked embarrassed, turned away, and muttered, "I ...... I can't fly. ”
Xu Wu grew his mouth in surprise.