"Ding Mohan couldn't break the formation to kill my master for a while, moreover, he knew that there were a lot of mysterious magic skills in this sect, and the ancestor never passed on his two brothers, and it was expected that when the ancestor was dying, he would tell my master where these magic secrets were, and he could only slowly force my master to confide, so he agreed with my master that as long as my master didn't say a word from now on, he wouldn't come to him again. ”

"At that time, under my master's disciples, there were eight of us disciples who were not successful. My master wrote a letter to dismiss us and no longer consider us disciples, and from then on he really pretended to be deaf and dumb, did not say a word or listen, and the disciples who were accepted again were also piercing and severed their tongues, creating the name of 'silent gate'. ”

"I guess my master's intentions, I think it is because I regret that I was distracted from miscellaneous studies back then, so that I was not as good as Ding Mohan in martial arts, and after I was deaf and dumb, I would not touch all kinds of miscellaneous studies. ”

"There are eight of us brothers, in addition to learning martial arts from the master, each of us has also learned a miscellaneous subject. That was before Ding Mohan's rebellion, and at that time, the family teacher had not yet deeply realized the great harm of being distracted, so instead of prohibiting it, he rewarded him with rewards and guided him with his heart. Kang's elder brother Guangling learned to play the piano. ”

He said: "He is 'playing the piano to himself, but he is not in his ears'." ”

Kang Guangling said angrily: "You say I can't play well? I'll play it for you." As he spoke, he put Yaoqin on his knees.

Liang Wuhua hurriedly waved his hand to stop it, and pointed to the chessboard and said: "Senior Brother Fan Er, Bailing, is learning Go, and today there are few opponents. ”

He glanced at Fan Bailing and said, "No wonder you use the chessboard as a blade. It's just that the chessboard is made of magnets, and it is a weapon to attract people, which is a trick, and it is not the behavior of a righteous man and a gentleman. ”

Fan Bailing said: "The art of playing chess, the inherent dignified array, the upright teacher, but the strange soldiers are treacherous, and they can't help it." ”

Liang Wuhua said: "My second senior brother Fan's chessboard was cast with magnets, and it was originally used to study chess. Whether he was walking, sitting, or lying down, he suddenly thought of a chess move, and he had to lay out a game with black and white pieces. ”

"His chessboard is made of magnets, and when he puts the pieces cast in iron, he will not move and fall even on the horse in the rook. Later, taking advantage of the situation, he made the chessboard into a blade and the chess pieces into hidden weapons, not intentionally using magnets to take advantage of people. ”

The consistent soldier said yes in his heart, but he said: "The reason is not clear, and it is greatly incomprehensible." Fan Er is so martial artistic, if he uses a wooden chessboard to slap the iron chess pieces up and embed them in the chessboard, will the chess pieces still fall down?"

Liang Wuhua said: "That's not as convenient as the iron chessboard." My third senior brother has a single name of the word 'reading', he is good at reading, he has hundreds of schools, he is omniscient, and he is a very learned Confucian, and you must have understood it. ”

Consistent Shi said: "The Confucianism of the villain is not enough." ”

Gou Yu said angrily: "What? You call me 'the Confucian of the villain', are you the 'Confucian of the Gentleman'?"

Liang Wuhua knew that the two of them were arguing, but he was afraid that the three days and three nights would not be over, so he hurriedly interrupted the conversation, pointed to the scholar who made the judge's pen and said: "This is my fourth senior brother, Ya is good at Danqing, landscape figures, feather flowers, and all of them are exquisite. His surname is Wu, and before he entered the division, he served as a leading general in the imperial court, so everyone called him Wu Lingjun. ”

Consistent Shi said: "I'm afraid that leading the army is dedicated to defeating battles, and painting is indistinguishable between people and ghosts." ”

Wu Lingjun said: "If you depict Your Excellency's honor, it is indeed indistinguishable from ghosts. ”

The scholar laughed and said, "When does the brother have time, it is wonderful to draw a 'ghost fun map' with the dignity of the third brother as a model." ”

Liang Wuhua said: "The first brother is handsome and chic, why bother to be too modest? He is ranked fifth, he has learned a medical skill, and he is finally famous in the rivers and lakes, and he has not forgotten the kung fu taught by my master." ”

Consistent Shi said: "Cold and cough, barely curable, once you encounter the cold poison below, then you are helpless." This is called a major illness that cannot be cured, and a minor illness that cannot be cured. Hehe, the name of the miracle doctor is indeed well deserved. ”

Kang Guangling stroked his long beard, squinted at each other, and said, "Your old brother has a strange temperament, but he is a little different. ”

"Haha, my surname is one, my name is Guanshi, of course it is different." ”

Kang Guangling laughed and said, "Do you really have a surname?"

Consistent Shi said: "Is this still fake? Well, this old man who specializes in building institutions must be proficient in the study of civil engineering, and he is a disciple of Master Lu Ban?"

Liang Wuhua said: "Exactly, the sixth junior brother Feng Asan was originally born as a carpenter. He was already a craftsman before he joined the school, and later he learned from his master, which was even more ingenious. The seventh sister surnamed Shi is good at flowers, and the strange flowers in the world are all thriving once she cultivates them. ”

Deng Baichuan said: "The medicine that Miss Shi fascinated me must be a powder taken from flowers, not poison. ”

The pretty woman surnamed Shi was named Qinglu, smiled slightly, and said, "There are many offenses for suitable talents, and Teacher Deng forgives them." ”

Deng Baichuan said: "It's reckless under it, it's too heavy, girl Haihan." ”

Liang Wuhua pointed to the person who sang as soon as he opened his mouth: "Eighth brother Li puppet, he has been obsessed with acting in drama all his life, and he is crazy and crazy, so he can't help but be negligent in this martial arts." Alas, it was not only him, but eight of us from the same family, all of us. In fact, I can't practice the martial arts taught by my master in my life, but I am greedy for more things, and I go around learning the tricks of others, and in the end...... Alas......"

Li puppet lay on the ground and shouted: "The lonely king is Liu Bang, he doesn't love the country and loves to act, hey, it's so funny!"

Consistent Shi said: "The lonely king is Han Xin, who robbed your country and cut off your head." ”

The nerd read and interjected: "Liu Bang was killed by his servant Guo Congqian, not at the hands of Han Xin. ”

He was not familiar with history, and he knew that he would never be able to read it if he dropped his schoolbag, and shouted: "Ahh ”

Liang Wuhua said: "Although the eight brothers and sisters were expelled from the school, they did not dare to forget the kindness of the master's teachings, and they were collectively called the 'Eight Friends of Hangu' to commemorate the grace of the master in teaching art at the Hangu Pass. People only say that we smell the same thing......"

He sniffed a few times and said, "It stinks, it stinks!"

Gou read: "The I Ching system says: 'The words of the same heart are as smelly as an orchid.'" 'Stink is incense, my brother has no knowledge. ”

Consistent Shi said: "Brother's words, its fragrance is like a fart." ”。

Liang Wuhua smiled and said, "No one knows that we are brothers from the same sect. In order to prevent the hundred-year-old monster from coming back to the Central Plains, we have collected it all, and we meet once every two years, but we usually scatter everywhere. ”

Hui Ming, Deng Baichuan and others heard Liang Wuhua talk about the origin of his eight brothers, and most of the doubts in their hearts were gone.