Xu Wu straightened the tie on his chest, tied the cloth bag tightly, like a briefcase in his hand, and walked towards Sun Wukong. When the monkey saw Xu Wu's face, he immediately recognized it, and he was vicious, and shouted loudly: "You urinated on my hands last time, and this account has not been settled with you!"

Xu Wu squatted in front of him and said calmly: "Then don't think about it." ”

Sun Wukong has not seen such a calm face for a long time, and the last time he dared to put on such an expression to him was the Buddha five hundred years ago, and his heart was already a little soft: "You call the master in front of you to come over, let me ask him." ”

Xu Wu sneered: "I'm his agent, if there's anything, I'll arrange it." ”

"What is a 'broker'?" asked Sun Wukong.

Xu Wu pointed to Sun Wukong's head: "To put it simply, it is the person who can let you out." ”

Being pointed at so rudely, Sun Wukong had a temper, but he had to endure it, the person in front of him was gone, and he didn't know that he would be imprisoned for too long, so he said in a low voice: "Okay, are you sent by the king of the East to the west to learn scriptures?"

"We are. Xu Wu replied in the affirmative.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said: "I am the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, just because I committed ......"

"Stop, stop!" Xu Wu interrupted him and told him to continue, and Rory could write a book and preach, "Your story is familiar to me. ”

Sun Wukong asked, "Do you know my weapons too?"

Xu Wu nodded: "Yes." ”

"I know my spells too?"

"Yes. ”

"Do you know my hometown?"

"Don't ask, Sun Wukong, I even know how to remove the Buddha's pressure post and save you. Xu Wu was a little impatient.

Sun Wuqi shouted angrily: "Since you know everything, hurry up and save me." ”

Xu Wu ignored him, Sun Wukong saw it, and said earnestly: "Please save me." ”

Xu Wu pointed to Tang Sanzang not far away and said, "The master in front of you is the holy monk Tang Sanzang. I am the first great apprentice and agent of his true universe supreme gorgeous and invincible, surnamed Xu Mingwu, and I am also your senior brother. But before we can save you, there's something you need to know. On the surface, Master Sanzang and I have a master-apprentice relationship, but in fact, in the team, he also has to respect me as his leader. In other words, when you worship under his door, you must also honor me as a leader. Do you understand?"

"Senior brother, I understand! I understand! It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Sun Wukong smiled respectfully, very clever, anyway, now his mouth is sweeter.

Xu Wu said solemnly: "Your internship period is only one month, and I am your chief examiner. If you don't behave as well as I expected, I'll fire you and have the power to keep you locked up here. You have to work harder to be a good employee. ”

Sun Wukong thought to himself, Xu Wu knew himself well, and he believed that he could do amazing things. What is "internship"? What is "assessment"? What is "employee"? Although I don't know much about it, I don't dare to ask more, and I nod my head again and again: "I know, I know." I will work hard to be a good employee. ”

Xu Wu opened the "briefcase", took out a handwritten assessment form from it, and displayed it in front of Sun Wukong: "This is the assessment requirement of a good employee, you can take a look." ”

Sun Wukong fixed his eyes and typed the table with a pen, and the specific assessment content was listed at the head of the table, and he read it again: "1. When the road is in danger, take the initiative to protect the safety of the senior brother and the master; 2. Be responsible for taking care of and transport all the luggage; 3. Be responsible for all the fasting affairs and cleaning the dishes and chopsticks; 4. Be responsible for washing and drying the clothes of the senior brother and the master, once a day; 5. If you can't find a place to stay at night, you need to transform it into a two-bedroom suite for the senior brother and the master to sleep......"

Xu Wu listed a total of twenty requirements, and after Sun Wukong finished reading, he felt that his mouth was dry, and nodded: "I remember them all." ”

Xu Wu suddenly remembered that maybe he could rely on Sun Wukong's ability to earn exchange coins, and said: "There is another important matter. No matter what you encounter on the road, you can't be killed, you can only be captured alive. Remember. We want to be a civilized learner in the new era. ”

"Why???" Sun Wukong was puzzled, isn't it natural to exterminate monsters?

Xu Wu said in a high-sounding voice: "Monks must not kill. People are born of people, and demons are born of demons. You are a demon, you see, I am also a demon. He took off his hard hat, exposed two cat ears, and continued, "A stick picture is refreshing, and relatives are in tears." You're destroying one or more families behind someone's house. Thinking about it from another perspective, if you were beaten to death, can the relatives and friends of Huaguoshan not be sad? ”

Sun Wukong felt reasonable, but he was still sad: "I'm afraid I can't control my strength." "I have to protect my brother and master, and I want to control and save the other party's life, which is too difficult for him who is anxious.

Xu Wu took out a pen from his briefcase, directly found a place at the bottom of the assessment form, and said while writing: "Keeping alive will be included in your assessment items, accounting for 30% of the total assessment score." ”

"Got it. Sun Wukong clearly argued that his argument was invalid, so he reluctantly agreed first.

When Xu Wu packed up the assessment form, he saw the items in the bag: "By the way, you have to put this on first." He took out a gold-inlaid hat from the cloth bag and put it on Sun Wukong's head.

Now that he hasn't come out yet, he has begun to wear it, and Sun Wukong doesn't know what he means.

Xu Wu has memorized the hoop mantra well in the past two days, and the hoop is ready to be assembled as soon as possible.

Xu Wu took out a collar of cotton cloth from his bag and showed it to the monkey: "When you come out, there will be a new piece of clothing." ”

Sun Wukong nodded with a smile, he didn't care about these, and said hurriedly: "Thank you, senior brother, please hurry up and save me." ”

"Wait a minute. Xu Wu got up and walked back to Tang Sanzang's side.

"Have you negotiated?" Tang Sanzang stood far away and couldn't hear the conversation between the two.

Xu Wu smiled and said, "It's a deal, let's rescue him." ”

Tang Sanzang looked at the monkey and said worriedly: "He is locked in the stone box, we don't have an axe, how can we save him?"

"It's simple, if you tear up the golden letter of the Buddha on the top of the mountain, he will be able to break free himself. Xu Wu pointed to the top of the mountain.

Tang Sanzang looked in the direction of his finger, and at the top of the peak, there was a faint flash of golden light, which must be the true work of the Buddha, and nodded happily: "Okay, then let's go." ”

There was no trace of this mountain, Xu Wu walked in front, picked a good position to climb, and took Tang Sanzang to the top of the mountain. Here is a golden light, there is a square stone, there is a strip on the stone, written "Om, Ma, what, horn, Mi, 吽" six golden characters.

Xu Wu didn't want to see Tang Sanzang's troublesome process, so he walked straight forward and pulled it hard with one hand, and the post couldn't be torn off at all.

Xu Wu smiled bitterly, sure enough, not everyone can do it, otherwise in the past five hundred years, a strong wind will blow and it will be over.