Chapter 376: An Extremely Embarrassing and Funny Scene

I only heard General He pointing at the opposite General Lu and shouting: "Wu Na's surname is Lu, these two are fighting in your jurisdiction, but you let it go, what is the reason!"

General Lu pointed the spear in his hand and said sharply: "You fart surnamed He, these two people are obviously ......"

At this time, the military advisor next to General Lu's mount whispered: "General, they have arrived on the north side of Long Street, and it is indeed our jurisdiction!"

General Lu let out an "ah" and froze there, and the people watching the battle around him "boomed" and coaxed: "Yes, you should take care of it, you have something to say, you usually bully our people have the ability!"

General Lu's face was flushed at the moment, and he really wanted to grit his teeth and slap his horse and rush forward, but he looked at the stone grinder that fell to the ground and was split in two, and touched his neck again, and his legs trembled in disobedience.

Suddenly, General Lu's subordinate military advisors said loudly: "General, look, the two of them have turned to the south side of the long street!"

I saw that the figures of Jiang Qichen and Bai Shen flashed suddenly, and they hit the south side of the street from the north side of the street.

General Lu hurriedly laughed and said sharply: "The general was about to take down these two people, but they ran to your jurisdiction, why don't you hurry up!"

General He was stunned and said secretly: "TMD, I'm shameless enough, I didn't expect this surnamed Lu to have thicker skin than me!"

He held the big knife and was about to say a few words back, but he saw Bai Shen's figure flickering, came to General Lu's team, reached out with his left hand, grabbed a pikeman, and threw it at Jiang Qichen with a "whew".

Jiang Qichen was shocked, and when he looked at it, he saw that the pikeman who was flying in the air crying wolf had no abnormal face, and said secretly in his heart: "What's the situation, this white god didn't release the poison on his palm when he grabbed it, if he released the poison on his palm, wouldn't this pikeman become a poisonous corpse, wouldn't it be more lethal?"

Actually, it's not that the white god doesn't want to, but he really can't, all his abilities are in a highly poisonous body, and he can often win by surprise when facing the enemy, but this must be in the case of cooperating with the black evil to play the greatest role.

At this moment, although the black martial arts are high, they are firmly entangled by Chen Jianping, although Jiang Qichen seems to be young, but his internal strength and martial arts are extremely strong.

Although Bai Shen shouted loudly on his mouth, he didn't dare to despise this Jiang Qichen at all in his heart, and when his poisonous claws were about to fight against the enemy, there were two drawbacks.

First, the poisonous gas on his hands is driven by the internal force of the dantian, and it is gathered with his hands through the Yin Pericardial Sutra of the hand, although it is extraordinary, but the risk is extremely great, if the other party is a person whose internal force is several times stronger than him, and the poisonous gas on his hands is forced to flow backwards, then the white god is worried about his life.

Second, although the poisonous gas in his hand is extraordinary, it is not as inexhaustible as the poison of the snake Neidan in Chen Jianping's left hand Lao Gong Acupoint, once he vents the poison, he will have to spend a little time to re-condense the poison, and in the master duel, this time is fatal.

At this moment, the white god is actually a walking corpse, but an immortal body, and the first drawback is impossible to talk about, because he is already a dead man, even if the poison gas is forced back, he will not poison another dead person.

And the second drawback is very inconvenient, with Jiang Qichen's skills, even if he throws a poisonous corpse at him, he will easily dodge it, so he can only waste the poison in his hands in vain, and the gains outweigh the losses.

Therefore, Bai Shen threw a pikeman at Jiang Qichen, the purpose was to create a flaw, and he rushed up to scratch Jiang Qichen unexpectedly, as long as he scratched the other party a little, he would be considered a win.

This is also why no matter whether he was alive or now as a living dead, he has to cooperate with the black evil, with the ability of the black evil, as long as the person who is against him is not at the level of Ziyang Zhenren, he will generally be forced into a desperate situation, plus the white god sneak attack on the side, the two are almost invincible!

said that it was too late and that it was fast, this spearman was like a wolf howling like a pig in mid-air, Jiang Qichen saw that this person was not poisoned, and immediately thought in his heart that the other party wanted to make himself busy and form a flaw, so as to raid him.

Thinking of this, Jiang Qichen retreated suddenly, his eyes were firmly fixed on the white god opposite, and with a casual grab, he actually grabbed a person in General He's team, and threw it at the white god with a "whew".

Bai Shen was waiting for an opportunity to move, just waiting for Jiang Qichen to rush up to spit out a puff of poisonous smoke or scratch him, but he never expected that Jiang Qichen was in a hurry to dodge, he was about to attack, but he saw a ghost crying wolf howling spearman crashing towards him, this is really a realistic version of the way of others, and also treat others.

Bai Shen screamed angrily, rushed into the spear team behind General Lu, and his angry hands came out, grabbed people and threw them at Jiang Qichen.

Jiang Qichen didn't have much time to think about it, and he didn't bother to think about it, since the other party threw people at him, he also went to the other party, only to see Jiang Qichen also concoct the same method, rushing into the pikemen team behind General He, grabbing people and throwing them to the opposite side.

Bai Shen and Jiang Qichen are so swift and skillful, not to mention that ordinary pikemen have no preparation, even if you are ready, you can't escape their hands if you run first.

General Lu's uniforms were golden, General He's uniforms were dark red, for a while, the earth dogs roared together, the geese and the soldiers flew together, when Jiang Qichen and Bai Shen were still the last people, the most amazing scene in history happened.

I saw that General Lu was wearing gold armor, but behind the horse stood a group of soldiers in dark red uniforms, and each of the soldiers had a big "He" embroidered on their chests.

General He was wearing a dark red battle armor, but behind him stood a group of soldiers in golden uniforms, and what was also embarrassing was that each of these soldiers had a big "deer" embroidered on their chests.

The faces of He and Lu at the moment were already embarrassed and difficult to see, and the people who were watching the excitement from a distance and on the roof could no longer describe their mood.

If you want to laugh out loud, the fierce desperate fight between Bai Shen and Jiang Qichen in front of you always feels out of place, but if you don't laugh, this scene in front of you is really funny and weird.

Bai Shen roared angrily, and rushed towards Jiang Qichen with a fit fit, Jiang Qichen deliberately messed up the other party's mind, and said loudly: "What a roar! You are like a toad, your whole body is poisonous, but you just can't kill me, I'm angry with you!"

Bai Shen waved his green hands and rushed over, Jiang Qichen turned around and jumped on the roof, and said loudly: "I run, I won't fight you, I won't let you poison me, I'll be angry with you, today you just hack me to death, I won't be convinced, unless you poison me!"

Bai Shen was already so angry that his facial features were distorted, he was already extremely murderous, and he didn't care about human life at all, he had suffered such humiliation, and for a while, like a crazy beast, he rushed towards Jiang Qichen desperately.

On the street, the generals on both sides looked at each other awkwardly, and the soldiers behind them were even more embarrassed.

At this time, General He pointed at his big knife and said sharply: "The surname Lu, you deceived me too much, I will meet you today!"

As he spoke, he shouted: "He Jiajun, rush me!"

He Jiajun, who was standing behind General Lu, was stunned for more than ten seconds, and finally reacted and shouted, but rushed towards General He.

Why did the He Jiajun charge at General He? Because the soldiers of the opponent Lujia Army were all behind General He!

General Lu is worthy of being experienced in the battle array, and immediately came to his senses and roared: "The surname is He, there can only be one team in Dongyao City, you make a mess, I will kill you today, and the Lu family army will rush me!"

Lu Jiajun, who was standing behind General He, lowered his head and rushed out without a head, and He Jiajun and Lu Jiajun on both sides finally converged in the center of the street, and immediately symbolically, point-to-point, and go through the motions of "fighting" together.

That scene is really indescribable, generally speaking, it is like a certain inferior crew, with a group of extras who do not pay for lunch boxes, simulating battle scenes, please make up for it by yourself......

At this time, General Lu patted the horse, General He patted the horse, and immediately got off the horse, and the knife came and went, and they fought together.

After cutting a few wrong moves in the school drill, General Lu pressed General He's big knife with a shot, and whispered: "The surname is He, do you really want to fight?"

General He flipped over his big knife, pressed General Lu's spear, and said in a low voice: "Hit a fart, take two moves and quickly find a fold to withdraw, isn't it shameful enough?"

In the distance, there are thugs watching the heat on the rooftops and ordinary people who only hate not having more eyes at the moment, because the scene in front of them is completely unseeable.

Two men and one woman are fighting in the guest room on the second floor of the inn (I didn't drive (#^.^#)).

In the lobby on the first floor, an old man and a young man are in the palm of their hands.

On the roof of a house on the street, a man chased a young man with green paws like a madman.

In the middle of the street, two pairs of centaurs were thrown around, and then they were thrown together.

Everyone watching the excitement is completely blindfolded at the moment!

General He said in a low voice: "This is easy to do, you pretend to be invincible and run away quickly, and I will chase after you, isn't this okay?"

General Lu shook a shot, rolled his strange eyes, and said in a low voice: "Fart, you remembered me for the embarrassing and conspicuous thing, why don't you pretend to be invincible and run away!"

General He slashed a few times with great momentum, and said in a low voice: "At this time, you are still so clear, when these people in the rivers and lakes fight, you and I must become fish in the pond!"

General Lu whispered impatiently: "Less nonsense, if you go back, I will go back too!"

General He roared, which scared General Lu into a clever one, General Lu looked at General He with a puzzled face and a reproachful look, and was about to say something, only to hear General He say loudly: "The surname Lu, I was going to fight with you for 300 rounds, how can I have a weak war horse under my crotch, I will go back and change to a good horse, let's fight here for another 300 rounds, do you dare?"

General Lu secretly laughed in his heart: "The surname He is ruthless, what a shameless reason!" Immediately said loudly: "I'm afraid that you will do something, I will also change the war horse, and we will kill until dark!"

As he spoke, Lu and He turned their horses' heads, shouted to the team, and galloped away in their respective directions.

Just as this farce was about to end, a few soldiers who were dazed and followed the wrong team pushed the embarrassment to a climax!

I saw a few soldiers, and after running straight out of twenty or thirty steps, they found that they had followed the wrong team under the kind reminder of the other party, and quickly turned back to chase their own team.

The onlookers, who were already stunned, finally broke out into laughter at this moment!

At this time, in the lobby on the first floor of the inn, Chen Jianping said sharply: "Jiang Qichen, what are you doing to let you fight in the ring? Hurry up and get rid of the white god and go upstairs to help Nalan Yue and the others!"

Jiang Qichen's heart trembled suddenly, secretly scolded himself for being careless, attacked a few swords, forced Bai Shen away, got up, and flew up to the second floor of the tavern.