Chapter 11 I didn't write at all (ask for a collection recommendation)
After being reborn as a demon by himself, Xu Wu found that demons are really different from people, they used to eat at least three meals a day, but now they don't eat a meal for three days, and they are very hungry.
Tang Sanzang is different, the flesh is mortal, the body is not small, and it can be seen that he is hungry physique.
Xu Wu stopped the car, and it is estimated that he will not be able to go out tonight, so he has to solve the problem of eating first.
Tang Sanzang tied the horse to the tree, took a purple gold bowl from his bag, and said, "I'll make a meal and come when I go." ”
Xu Wu broke out in a cold sweat, he will come whenever he goes, and there will definitely be no return! This monk is so brainless, and he doesn't look at the environment of this black light, even he doesn't dare to act rashly. He snatched the bowl and said, "Master, I have my own vegetarian food for you." ”
Tang Sanzang froze in place, not daring to say more.
Xu Wu walked to the position of the electric car, turned his back to activate the system, and a variety of vegetarian foods jumped out in his mind, and the system interface was presented one by one, as if he had entered a convenience store. He thought about it again and again, but he couldn't let the master eat too badly for the first time, so he reluctantly exchanged 3 coins for a can of eight-treasure porridge, which was a snack from the spring outing of elementary school.
Xu Wu opened the can and poured all the porridge into the bowl. Although it was cold, it still gave off a smell, which made Xu Wu miss it very much, but he could only swallow his saliva and endure it, and he was reluctant to buy another can. I don't know if I'll be able to meet a youkai that I can fight by myself.
Xu Wu handed the bowl to Tang Sanzang: "Master, this is delicious and vegan." ”
"Thank you!" Tang Sanzang took the heavy bowl, raised his chopsticks, and quickly lowered his head and took a sip.
"Xu Wu, this is a bit ......cool," Tang Sanzang couldn't help but mutter.
Xu Wu turned his head to look at him, where did he get the conditions to give him heat? The cans themselves were always cold.
He just thought about changing to a bowl of hot white porridge, but the system is settled with a bowl, so the cheapest "sloppy version" of the cracked bowl porridge also costs 5 exchange coins. I didn't buy a bowl, and the money was spent unjustly.
"But I love it. Tang Sanzang added, barren mountains and mountains, you should be content if you have to eat, and then taste two bites, this taste is more delicious than anyone cooking. After all, it is the assembly line version of the future, rich in food additives, and the natural fragrance is stronger.
"Aren't you going to eat?" Tang Sanzang was about to finish eating, only to find that Xu Wu was still hiding next to the electric car, with his back to him, and he didn't know what to do.
"I had just eaten when I met you, and I wasn't hungry at all. Xu Wu turned around and continued to look at the system.
At his feet, there was already a picnic cloth worth 12 coins, the same style from the authentic singer, a little torn but clean.
Immediately afterwards, he changed two sleeping bags from the system, which were purchased online because a project required long-term overtime in the company for a long time, and the project was completed after the goods were used once. I have only slept once, ninety-nine new, one price, 189 a. In the future, the probability of sleeping in the open gradually increased, Xu Wu changed his head, blaming himself for only seeing this sleeping bag, and he had no choice.
The last is the top priority, mosquito nets, but with mosquitoes flying in his ears, Xu Wu can't sleep. Fortunately, there are many mosquito nets, so he carefully selected and changed to a single version of the university dormitory, which is a little smaller, at least cheaper, as long as 39 exchange coins.
Just as he was about to turn off the system, Xu Wu remembered the safety issue, after all, this is a place infested by wild beasts, and he exchanged a bundle of barbed wire worth 10 exchange coins, intending to circle around the mosquito net and continue to discharge electricity with his hands. In this way, when the beast steps into the sleeping area, it can immediately know it.
After the purchase operation of a set of bedding, the system only has a balance of 772. Xu Wu's heart was pinched, even if the silver on his body was robbed, he didn't feel this way.
"Master, get ready for bed. Xu Wu picked up all the tools and turned around, but saw Tang Sanzang licking the bowl happily, first, the eight-treasure porridge was delicious, and second, there was no water here, so he could only clean the bowl.
"Haha......" was knocked squarely, Tang Sanzang laughed awkwardly twice, got up and went to put away the bowl.
"Huh-ha-huh-ha-"
Xu Wuping was lying on the ground, staring at the full moon in the sky with bloodshot eyes, and lit up his mobile phone angrily, seeing that it was half past two in the morning. He didn't fall asleep at all, he counted thousands of calculations, counted mosquito bites, didn't count, Tang Sanzang was a snoring king!
It's all because "Journey to the West" didn't write it at all!
Because it was a single tent, Xu Wu could only sleep next to the master. Tang Sanzang slept on a hardwood bed since he was a child, and for the first time he hid in a soft sleeping bag full of wrapping, he had a wonderful experience and slept deeply.
Xu Wu activated the system again, reluctantly changed himself into an earplug and eye mask set with 10 exchange coins, and thought about the balance of 762 in his heart, and only after a long time did he fall asleep peacefully.
"Xu Wu, Xu Wu...... Got up......"
Xu Wu heard the sound and opened his eyes in a daze. Tang Sanzang, who lowered his head, smiled happily, was so excited that he didn't close his mouth properly, let the saliva drip out, hit Xu Wu's forehead, and directly woke up and sat up, and quickly wiped the saliva away.
Tang Sanzang had already taken off his sleeping bag, but he was still hiding in the mosquito net, and said, "I have called you many times, you had better change this bad problem of sleeping lazy." I have finished reading three scriptures, and I dare not step out. "Last night, Xu Wu repeatedly explained that there was electricity outside the mosquito net.
Xu Wu frowned and looked at Tang Sanzang, sleeping lazy, who was the victim?
After the power was cut off, the master and apprentice put away the bedding together and hit the road. It took a long day to walk out of this mountain. I didn't go far, and I could see a majestic mountain in front of me, breaking through the sky. Xu Wu observed the shape of the mountain, which was the highest in the middle and slightly lower on both sides, like the palm of a hand.
He judged at the moment that there was a high probability that it was the Five Elements Mountain, around!
Xu Wu stopped the car, turned around and waved to Tang Sanzang on horseback and said, "Master, go this way." ”
Tang Sanzang nodded and let Xu Wu lead the way.
Bypassing this mountain, Xu Wu saw that there was another bread-shaped mountain in front of him, relaxed his heart, and felt the urgency of urinating, and said to Tang Sanzang: "Master, it's convenient for me to go down, just come when I go." ”
Xu Wu ran to the foot of the mountain and stood still, happily "missing the Monkey King perfectly", and now the westward journey is complete, and he can be recorded as the first great merit. Wonderful!
The pile of moss under his feet suddenly shook at a high frequency, which frightened Xu Wu a lot, and he took two steps back.
"Who are you, dare to pee on my hands!"
With a shrill cry, the place where he had peed just now suddenly opened open to reveal a monkey face and two hands. The sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, blinking golden eyes, and the eyebrows and nose were full of dirt.
Xu Wu didn't need to look at it anymore, this appearance and posture were right, where is Sun Monkey here! He was so frightened that he ran away.
It turns out that this is the Marble Mountains!
Tang Sanzang saw Xu Wu running out from the foot of the mountain with a blue face, and hurriedly asked, "Xu Wu, what's the matter?"
"Let's go, it's over!" Xu Wu immediately stepped onto the electric car and started to bypass the Marble Mountains.
Seeing that Xu Wu, who had the ability, was so flustered, Tang Sanzang was so shocked that he tightened the reins and chased after the electric car.