"Apprentice, in another hundred and eighty-four days, you will go down the mountain, are you happy?"

Jian Yi rode on a stone as smooth as a mirror, with his head in his hands, looking at the master who was obviously much happier than himself with a smile on his face, and said weakly: "What is there to be happy about!"

"Isn't it time to be happy when you're going down the mountain?" the master sat upright on a stone that was also as smooth as a mirror, looking exactly like the Taishang Laojun enshrined in those Taoist temples.

"Why are you happy when you go down the mountain?"

Master was stunned!

This question from Jian Yi's soul made it difficult for him, who was a master, to scratch his ears and cheeks for a long time, and then began to mutter: "Why are you happy going down the mountain... Why be happy... Oh, why be happy?"

Jian Yi touched his forehead, and he had a headache!

Master, when will this more serious problem be cured?

After a long time, Master got up, his face blank.

He glanced at Jian Yi, and then almost said in a roaring voice: "How many times have I told you, this stone is for enlightenment, not for you to use as a bull to ride, sit down!"

Kenyi had already changed his posture when the master turned around, and he sat upright on the stone, just like the master.

"Jian Yi, you first realize it yourself, and then think about why you went down the mountain as a teacher. After saying that, the old Taoist priest drifted away, and Jian Yi looked at the back and sighed, and then rode the stone as a bull.

The old Taoist priest didn't float far, so he found a mountain to stop, and then picked up a branch and drew a circle on the ground, nagging while drawing: "Why did you go down the mountain, how did the teacher know why you went down the mountain, why is this apprentice so curious, and asks me these inexplicable questions all day long?"

"Hey, why didn't I ask Master back then, why did I go down the mountain?"

“......”

The old Taoist has a bitter face, which is even more bitter than seeing Jian Yi not realizing the Tao for an hour, it is really difficult to be Jian Yi's master!

......

The next day—

"Apprentice, in another hundred and eighty-three days, you will go down the mountain, are you happy?"

"Why are you happy when you go down the mountain, Master?"

“......”

Half a year has finally passed, and Lao Dao is relieved and speaks earnestly to the sword: "Disciple, tomorrow you will go down the mountain." ”

Finally, the unlucky master didn't ask if he was unhappy, he looked at Jian Yi who used the Enlightenment Stone as a bull to ride with some concern, fortunately this little guy didn't realize it, and the master secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"But Master, what am I going down the mountain for?"

"That's a lot, eat, drink and have fun, what do you want to do, without Master, you don't have fun anymore!"

"But there are also these mountains. ”

"It's different, it's fun down the hill. ”

"I think it's fun on the mountain. ”

“......”

"You haven't seen anyone else except Master, don't you want to go out and have a look?"

Jian Yi thought seriously for a while, and then replied seriously: "I don't think much about it!"

The master covered his heart and did not recover for a long time.

Jian Yi didn't ask again, on this day, the master didn't care whether he was enlightened, didn't care that he rode the stone as a bull, and didn't even care that he secretly built a bridge to guide the ants on the ground, until the master handed him a sword, with a serious face: "Jian Yi, there are many people under the mountain, maybe someone wants to do bad to you, you can't embarrass them, at most you can only use this sword to scare and scare them, you know?"

Kenichi nodded earnestly.

"This sword is called Tianya, and you, it's called Jianyi, so together you are a sword Tianya, a perfect match. ”

"But the disciples don't know how to use a sword!"

The master breathed blood well, pulled out the sword with a bang, and slashed at a small tree half a person high in front of him, and finally panted and said, "In this way, will it be!"

Jian Yi said 'oh', a little distressed that the tree, it was originally so good-looking, but now there is only one tree left, Jian Yi hurriedly hugged the sword to his chest, for fear that the master would be angry and split the last tree.

"Master, is this what I have to do when I see people?"

"Get out!"

“......”

Master is angry!

Jian Yi didn't panic at all, but the master said that one day he would be angry with him, and the master also said that if he died, he would never see him for the rest of his life, so if he thought about it, as long as he didn't speak, the master wouldn't be angry.

Jian Yi hugged Tianya and left.

Behind him, the master's dejected voice came: "Jian Yi, you will secretly come down from the back mountain tomorrow morning, don't alarm the teacher." ”

This time, the sword didn't ask why, but let out a very well-behaved "oh".

Lao Dao's expression was sad, and he said in a low voice that only he could hear: "Jian Yi, you asked why the teacher went down the mountain, but the teacher didn't know, but the teacher was afraid that you wouldn't want to come back when you got off the mountain, because it was the same for the teacher back then!"

As soon as the wind blew, the sound was like powder, and the old man looked blank and motionless.

On this day, a young man in white came down the mountain.

The avenue under your feet is open.

Only then did Jian Yi know that there was another kind of person under the mountain, called a woman!

Kenichi didn't understand, why did women look different from men?

Why are they so good-looking? Is it just that with those two lumps of flesh on their chests, they can become more beautiful?

Jian Yi squatted on the ground, looked specifically at the woman's chest, and tried to make a gesture with his hand after reading it, and was soon thrown a wild vegetable on his face, and was scolded a few times: "Young and good-looking, how can he be a hooligan." ”

Jian Yi was very aggrieved, although he didn't understand what the hooligan meant, but if someone threw something in his face, it must be what the master said, is it to use a sword to scare and scare?

So this good-looking young man in white drew his sword in public!

The people who threw things at him just now hugged their heads and ran around, and Jian Yi finally showed a smile on his face, what the master said was right, sure enough, it was still a little fun under the mountain.

Soon a woman appeared, and this time Jian Yi finally believed that as long as the two lumps of flesh on his chest were big enough, he could become good-looking, because the woman in front of him was so good-looking that he couldn't take his eyes off it inexplicably.

The woman didn't say anything, and she didn't care about Jian Yi's light eyes, but put a sword on Jian Yi's shoulder, and said lightly: "Boy, you have a lot of guts." ”

Kenichi didn't know how to answer, so he had to look at her.

The woman faced the sword and kept hooking her eyes, but her eyes were so clear that there was no trace of evil spirit, and she walked straight over, revealing a smile that couldn't be better: "You guy, it's very interesting, what's your name?"

The sword was full of thoughts, like a spring breeze.

"My name is Jian Yi, and it's called Tianya!"

"Jian Yi?Tianya?" The woman repeated suspiciously, probably thinking that this person was as interesting as the name of the sword, so she pursed her lips and smiled: "It just so happens that my sword is called Haijiao, how about it, why don't you partner with me?"

Jian Yi followed, very simply, this woman was good-looking, and she didn't do anything bad to him.

Later, Jian Yi learned that this woman was a chivalrous man!

The chivalrous hero, the guest's guest!, the woman told him.

This woman's name is Liu Yi.

Jian Yi naturally doesn't understand what a chivalrous person is, Liu Yi said that she wants to break into the rivers and lakes, what are the rivers and lakes?

Liu Yi pointed to the front: "Oh, this is the rivers and lakes!"

"Liar, no river and no lake!"

......

"Do you know that men can't stare at women like that? Liu Yi said.

"Why?"

"Didn't your father tell you?"

"I don't have a father, I only have a master. ”

......

Liu Yi finally understood that this was a person who had never seen the world, the world of ordinary people was the world under the world, and the world of Jian Yi was called the world except for his master.

Pathetic, so pathetic.

"Follow me in the future and go to the rivers and lakes!"

So Jian Yi followed Liu Yi to the rivers and lakes, saying that he was walking the rivers and lakes, and he didn't get out of this town for several years, and every day Liu Yi was worried about the food of the two, and Jian Yi was doing strange things every day, but he liked it very much.

For example, he was called by Liu Yi to knock on the door of Yihong Courtyard, a place that would never have only left the bones that men could eat, and gave the sword a silver ingot, after all, such a harmless man and animal, they are not easy to start.

For example, she was called by Liu Yi to drag the farmer's dog, and then she went to catch the chicken.

For example, he was called by Liu Yi to poke a hornet's nest, and then wrapped it in clothes and threw it into the water.

Sometimes there is really no food, Liu Yi has a good way to teach this fool who holds a sword but can't use it to learn the sword, and after learning it a few times, the sword can make it better than Liu Yi, so Liu Yi doesn't teach, in case the apprentice starves to death to the master, then it's okay!

Liu Yi was very curious about the origin of Jian Yi, and she was also very curious about the sword in his hand, but unfortunately, every time she wanted to touch this sword, the sword would tremble, and her palm would be numb.

Asked where Jian Yi came from, Jian Yi pointed to those mountains in the distance, every time Liu Yi would say that Jian Yi bragged, the mountain is three thousand zhang high, how could this white and pure guy come down from the mountain, could it be that he is still a fairy?

Liu Yi himself thinks it's strange, Jian Yi doesn't look like a person who can lie!

Before I knew it, it was a year, and Jian Yi, who didn't know anything, finally learned Liu Yi's 'stealing chickens and touching dogs'.

With Jian Yi's help, Liu Yi no longer worries about his livelihood as before, and finally decided to really go to the rivers and lakes, and Jian Yi finally stopped staring at the woman's chest, because Liu Yi said that such a person is a bad person.

Jian Yi doesn't look at others, only at Liu Yi, because Liu Yi said that she is not a bad person.

The two of them found a warm day, one with the end of the world and the other with the cape, and then left the town, and walked far, and could not see the three thousand zhang mountains.

Liu Yi teased Jian Yi: "You listen to me like this, do you have feelings for me, do you like me?"

Jian Yi asked very seriously: "I know feelings, what is like?"

This time it was Liu Yi's turn to ponder: "I like it... It is... Am I good-looking?"

"Beautiful!"

"I like it when I look good. ”

"Oh. ”

"Don't you know what feelings are, tell me about it!"

"Master said that going down the mountain is to be ruthless, and only if I give up my love, I can go back. ”

Liu Yi was a little angry: "Hmph, your master is so ruthless." ”

Jian Yi touched the back of his head, glanced at Liu Yi secretly, slid from his face to his chest, and didn't seem to hear Liu Yi's words, but muttered to himself: "Well, it's beautiful!"