Chapter 137: The Showman
"It's pitiful, I think I've found a gem, but I don't want to be holding a bunch of shit, otherwise Zhongzhou wouldn't be any more weird, but these things have passed for so many years, how do you know?"
After listening to Aochen's words, Cui Ming sighed, and his impression of the love show began to change a little, lamenting the terrible rumors, and then asked curiously.
I don't believe that people who can write that kind of calligraphy and painting will be a little affectionate, so I curiously investigated, what I just said have been verified in all aspects, so I have always felt that people can not take what they hear as a judgment of another person, like this without knowing the truth, people are also forced to force a talented person into a demon, I really think it is a tragedy. ”
The surrounding people began to discuss, and before they realized the meaning of Aochen's words, Hong Shame looked at Aochen quietly for a long time, and understood that Aochen wanted to say something for himself when he said this at this time, and he wanted to say something but closed his mouth but returned to the front of the team.
Hong Feng listened to what happened to the showman, and sighed: "Okay, this senior is more wronged than my fat man, and I will definitely help this senior clear my name if I have the opportunity in the future!"
"What are you wronged?"
Aochen glanced at Hong Feng, puzzled in his heart, didn't he say that he didn't have any grievances when he asked him last time?
"I used to be half hungry and half dead every day, but I still kept getting fat, making people treat people as foodies, and no one believed me when I said it, that injustice! Especially once I went out with Tianqi to run errands, and met a thief, passing through the two of me, he stole my money bag but didn't steal Tianqi's, wow, this clearly didn't put me in his eyes, I chased a few streets before I caught someone, and asked him why he only stole me, do you know what he said?"
Hong Feng believes in a gentleman who is frank and open, and he can't say anything to others, and he never minds telling others about his troubles, so he said to Aochen with a bitter face.
"How?"
Aochen was also aroused by curiosity, is there a reason to be stolen? The money bag is lost, and the thief is not in a hurry to get the money bag back first, but first asks the reason for the theft, which is really strange!
"He said that Tianqi has a guy pinned to his waist, he looks like a master, he must be not easy to mess with, I look at the brain full of fat, I must be full of oil and water, do you say that I am wronged?
Hong Feng's bitter and hateful appearance made everyone laugh, these two words can still be explained like this? Liuli couldn't even laugh straight, she couldn't even speak clearly, and she didn't know what she wanted to say when she pointed at Hong Feng, the most exaggerated thing was Ah Bao, who rolled directly on the roof of the carriage.
After Aochen laughed enough, he looked at Hong Feng with a disgusted face, and said downwardly: "What's wrong?
"I'm not too hungry before, I haven't eaten enough yet! When I've eaten enough, I'm going to lose weight...... Why don't you help me think of some ways to lose weight without dieting?
Aochen's words hit Hong Feng's death hole at once, shrunk his head, and said with a wry smile, food, weight loss, he didn't want to give up anything.
"There is no weight loss pill, but there is a way, it will definitely work!"
Aochen pretended to tease Hong Feng mysteriously, and forcibly didn't let himself laugh, and everyone stopped laughing, wanting to hear if there was a good way to lose weight without dieting.
Hong Feng's eyes lit up, and he asked anxiously, "What way?"
"This time I went to the Southern Wilderness, when the boat was on the beach, I kicked you into the sea, and you swam to the Southern Wilderness, as long as you arrived in the Southern Wilderness, your figure would definitely be slimmer than anyone else!"
Tianqi couldn't help laughing, looked at Hong Feng and said, "Yes, Aochen's method is good, Brother Feng try it?"
Hong Feng looked at the laughter around him that was louder than just now, became fat and squeezed into a bun, and said pitifully: "Don't say that I must feed the fish to reclaim the sea, even if the fortune is great, there can only be skeletons left, of course slim!"
Liuli covered her mouth and snickered, and then pretended to be kind and said, "Why don't you fat brother, I will throw a rope on the boat for you when the time comes?"
Hong Feng rolled his eyes and muttered, "You have a big heart, you want to fish with me, right?"
"Hahaha......"
Hong Feng's words caused bursts of loud laughter, and the originally tense atmosphere also faded a lot, and he felt that Aochen didn't look as unattainable as he seemed on the outside.
"How can you, you are so big, what kind of fish can you catch? There must be no fish that want to eat you, don't believe the fat brother, try it......"
Liuli held back a smile, shook her head and denied it, looking like I was really helping you, but I couldn't stop mending the knife in my mouth.
"Why should I try?"
Hong Feng was hit hard by Liuli's mending knife, and the fish didn't want to eat it? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but argue weakly, should this be a good word or a bad word?
"Don't worry, we're not going to fish with you, are we?"
Aochen pretended to help Hong Feng speak, a serious way, but secretly gave Tianqi a look.
"Yes, of course, if you can swallow Brother Feng in one bite, it's either a shark or a whale, our boat can't fit it? The most important thing is that the meat is not delicious, and it's too cruel to only eat shark fin, it's useless to catch it!"
Tianqi saw that Aochen was rarely childlike, so he also cooperated with Hong Feng to joke, and when he spoke, his hands exaggerated Hong Feng's physique.
"Hey, I can only catch those big and inedible fish? lose weight, lose weight, lose weight from tomorrow, you must not call me if you have anything to eat!"
Hong Feng pinched his stomach, discouraged for a while, raised his head and swore an oath, shark, whale, how big should that be? Although I am fat, it is not enough to stuff the teeth of the fish, right? Bah, I will not be stuffed between the teeth of the fish!
"Okay, Brother Feng, I definitely won't call you if there is something delicious!"
"Brother Feng, it's almost night, aren't you going to eat dinner? We'll help you eliminate ......."
"Being fat is a big crime, we must help Brother Feng carry this crime!"
The crowd who watched the excitement couldn't stop coaxing, obviously they were used to making trouble with Hong Feng.
"What else do you want to catch? I can help you figure it out......"
Aochen looked righteous, and asked Hong Feng very thoughtfully what fish he wanted to catch for himself.
"I want to ...... , I don't want to catch any fish, so why do I have to feed them?"
Hong Feng was surrounded by Aochen's words, and when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly came to his senses and hurriedly changed his words.
"Fat brother, if you want to lose weight, you can do it now! Go down and run, I think that horse is very pitiful......"
Liuli first looked at Hong Feng with a sympathetic face, everyone thought that Liuli would help Hong Feng say a few good words, but they didn't expect Liuli to lower her head and look at the horse under Hong Feng's crotch, and mend the knife again.
"Come down and run, if it doesn't pity me, I'll be pitiful!"
"Hahaha......"
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Inn, at night—
It has been five days since the Spring and Autumn General Pavilion, but all the way is calm, everyone does not know what, and they are still laughing and scolding along the way, but a few people in the know are more and more worried, and everyone takes advantage of the dead of night to get together to discuss.
Hong Feng couldn't bear it at first, and asked: "Brother Chen, did you say that the other party saw through our game? Why didn't there be any movement along the way?"
"What we let Bai Xiaolou promote, except for the cause of the incident is fake, everything else is true, how can we see through such a statement? This time we used a yang scheme, unless we die, Han Yao's stigma will not be washed away. ”
"Aochen is right, the remnants and dead soldiers under Han Yao's subordinates, even if they see through it, they will come, people will die and leave a voice, it is impossible for them not to take Han Yao's reputation to heart, the reason why there is no movement for a long time must be brewing a fatal killing!"
Cui Ming nodded and said, expressing his support for Aochen's statement, Zhongzhou pays attention to the dead, and Aochen has this conspiracy this time, they have to come no matter what, unless they don't take Han Yao to heart, but if that's the case, Aochen doesn't have to worry about them coming for revenge all the time.
Tianqi thought for a while and asked in an uncertain tone: "After walking for about ten days, we will arrive at the dock, will they want to do it at sea?"
"Probably not, the sea is vast, unless they set sail on the same pier as us, but in that case, how can they hide from us? We can let them feed all the fish without leaving the dock......"
Cui Ming shook his head, saying that what Tianqi said should be impossible, when it comes to the sea, those dead soldiers will be useless, Han Yao's forces have been swallowed up, and they no longer have any resources, so they will not be stupid enough to fight with the Hongsu family on the sea.
"I'm worried about another thing than that......"
Aochen smiled bitterly, and then muttered, everyone in the room was attracted by Aochen's words, and they all quietly listened to Aochen's words.
"Han Yao is famous for protecting his shortcomings in the rivers and lakes, this kind of person is just a little troublesome for us, but for those who have been protected by Han Yao regardless of right and wrong, Han Yao is their biggest reliance, although Han Yao's forces have been swallowed up by several forces, but it is difficult to keep the fish that slips through the net, they can't help those big forces, I'm afraid they will treat us as a punching bag!"
"I sent someone to check, and several masters under Han Yao did not escape...... Those people who have close contacts with Han Yao, the head of the family has also sent people to keep an eye on them, as long as there is any movement, they will be killed!"
Cui Ming was also a little nervous by what Aochen said, people of Han Yao's level died, and after receiving his kindness, there must be many people who want to avenge him, so this time they will definitely have to deal with more than the thousand dead soldiers.
"It's useless to just say this, Tianqi, don't you have a roadmap for our trip? Take it out and we'll study it......
"In my room, I'll go get it!"
Tianqi listened to Aochen's words, nodded, turned around and walked out of the room quickly, and came back after a while, took the teapot, spread out the road map and spread it on the table.
No votes, no encouragement, I'm a book that no one cares about, I'm about to hit the streets, I'm about to finish, who can be kind enough to save me?
(End of chapter)