Chapter 50
However, as a master, can this guy be a simple character? I think he has been following the master for many years, and he has naturally seen a lot of his calligraphy, carefully observed, and after thinking for a while, he clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay, it's good, the three 'want to be rich' written by the master really make the villain sincerely admire!"
Hearing this, the smiling face of the county lord immediately became gloomy, and he said angrily: "Roll the calf, this is the name of this master, Jia Fugui!"
The master looked embarrassed and said secretly, "This Nima is the same as a ghost drawing, who can recognize it!" If Lao Tzu hadn't followed you for many years, he probably wouldn't even be able to guess the last two words.
However, the master is the master after all, and it is the most basic kung fu that is different from the outside, so he immediately said with a smile: "The master's brushwork is really like a miracle, and it is a small eye poke." ”
After hearing these words, the county lord's complexion improved slightly, he gently put down the brush in his hand, tidied up a cuff, sat on the chair, picked up the teacup on the table, and asked slowly: "Where does this joy come from!"
The master opened the folding fan, stepped forward and bowed slightly, and said, "On the wanted list, the monk who killed the demon has caught it!"
The county lord was slightly stunned, then put down the teacup in his hand, and said with a smile: "Is this true?"
"Can this still be fake? That monk has been imprisoned in a prison cell, this time, master, you are afraid that you will be promoted and make a fortune!"
The county lord tugged at his goatee, with a happy face, "I said that there is a magpie crying early in the morning today, and my left eye has been jumping, it turns out that there is something good coming to the door!"
"Master, I've been following you for many years, and I'll look at you when the time comes......" The master looked flattering, not forgetting to remind him, as if he was afraid that he would be abandoned in the future.
The county lord glanced at him and stopped him from continuing, "Don't worry! You have been following the lord for many years, if this lord is promoted, he will never forget you, after all, you are my right-hand man!"
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Inside the prison cell of the county government.
"Master, didn't you say that the county government would be over if you explained it? Why did you lock us in a cell?" Sun Wukong stared at Tang Sanzang who was sitting on the ground, his face was puzzled, and he said dissatisfiedly: "If you hadn't stopped my old grandson, how could these people have caught the two of us." ”
Sun Wukong is very dissatisfied in his heart, it is not terrible to go to prison, the key depends on what kind of prison cell? Thinking that his dignified Monkey King is now being locked up in prison by mortals, if this is known to his fellow people, it will be so faceless.
"It must be too late, this official has already rested!" Tang Sanzang didn't know how to explain, and he could only come up with this reason.
Immediately, he was afraid that the monkey would make some other moths come out, so he persuaded with good words: "Wukong, let's bear with it first! ”
Sun Wukong stayed in the cell, feeling very bored in his heart, so he asked, "Master, shouldn't you really kill a lot of people?"
"How is that possible? Aren't we going to stay together for the past two days?"
"Yes!" Sun Wukong nodded, feeling that what Tang Sanzang said was very reasonable, but why would others say that he was a murderer!
After thinking about it, Sun Wukong asked again: "Could it be that before the two of us met, you did it yourself? Otherwise, why do you have so many gold ingots?"
Nima! What the hell is this a temporary apprentice, it's really fucking unreliable! Tang Sanzang was very puzzled in his heart, you monkey won't say anything if you don't excuse me, and during the day you said in front of everyone that we killed someone, although we killed a few robbers, but you have to make it clear! Don't you know that it is easy for people to misunderstand?
Now that the idle egg hurts, why don't you try your best to press the charge on my head, doesn't Lao Tzu look so bad as a good person?
Tang Sanzang only felt that this monkey was his own rescuer at this time, and it was clearly sent by the Bodhisattva to punish him! But then he calmed down and recalled carefully. Recently, since he left Chang'an, the only time he has opened a killing ring is to kill dozens of robbers near the town, but the government knows how to kill robbers!
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The next morning, the county lord got up early, thinking of the thief monk who could make him a knight, he had no sleep all night! Sitting in the public court, with two big black circles under his eyes, those eyes were hollow and blank, and his body was soft, as if he had been hollowed out overnight.
After a while, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong were taken to the public court, and the two of them stood without kneeling, which made the county lord above the hall very dissatisfied, and immediately picked up the hall wood on the table and slapped it fiercely.
"Bold monk, why don't you kneel when you see this official!"
"Why does the poor monk kneel?" Tang Sanzang's face did not change, his face was cold, he originally planned to enter the city, eat a good meal in the evening, and find a place to listen to the blowing and singing at night, and relax himself. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the city, he was arrested and put into a prison cell, and he stayed for one night for free, and his dinner was only two nests.
He was holding his stomach full of anger in his heart, but he was called up early in the morning, and he didn't even sleep well, and now he was asked to kneel, how could he bear it? Immediately, he took out the gold waist card and threw it over.
"Protect me, protect me!"
Seeing Tang Sanzang flying out of an unknown object, the county lord thought it was in a hidden weapon, so he was so frightened that he instantly hid under the table and shouted in panic.
Seeing that the county lord was so embarrassed, Tang Sanzang shook his head, what kind of person can be an official?
"Master, this is a gold medal!"
After a while, hearing the master's voice, the county master vigilantly drilled out of the table, picked up the sign on the table and looked at it, sure enough, it was just an ordinary gold medal, and he turned the brand in his hand, and the weight still made him feel very satisfied.
If you usually give such a thing, I will let you go, but compared to that promotion, what is this gold medal?
The county lord stared at Tang Sanzang, weighed it in his heart, and decided that this gold medal would also be awarded, and the official would also be promoted. Immediately, he grabbed Tangmu and slapped it fiercely, pointed at Tang Sanzang and said angrily: "Okay, you thief monk, in broad daylight, you dare to bribe this official, come on, give this official a twenty board first." ”
Tang Sanzang frowned, his eyes were slightly drunk, and he secretly said in his heart: Lao Tzu, this is to show you my identity, but you specifically say that I bribed you?