However, since the gang's most arrogant boss, Angry Birds, said that he was going to Tibet to play, there has been no news of this trip, and it has never been seen online, and the gang has become increasingly desolate.

Later, I couldn't grab the blame in the golden time, and the one who was abused was miserable, and a few hairy people deflated their pockets every day, and they didn't even have resurrected copper coins, and they sighed all day long.

At that time, whenever someone sent the coordinates and secretly killed a monster to half of the blood, the people on the other side would often find out in time, and a group of people would rush up and beat us so badly......

Since then, the game mode has started in the dead of night, three or five guys always get up in the middle of the night to go online, and then take pictures of the world to steal monsters, chat softly in the voice software, take care of each other's reminders and comfort themselves.

"You're still awake, aren't you?

"Where is the monster going to be brushed, ugly girl, are you going?"

"I can't go, I'm guarding the golden-eyed snake girl here......"

Sometimes it's not strange to steal for a long time, and they chat with each other in zz......

"What the hell are you, how many girlfriends are there?"

"What?single dog?poor ......"

"I'm the little accountant of the unit, hehehe. ”

......

"Ouch, it's red and filled with my grass!"

"Belt, don't you already have an ugly girl, hurry up, throw it in the warehouse!

......

chatting and chatting about each other's friendship is more firm, with the vicissitudes of our world, and the warmth of seeing the truth in adversity. But I stole the monster for a while so happily, and after a long time, I was inevitably ambushed by the other party.

One night it was early in the morning, and the four of them were fighting a big boss with the highest explosion rate, and the other party suddenly premeditated five people to rob it.

The fight was fierce, it was dark, the wind and clouds changed color, and the bull fight was angry......

There are brothers and sisters who have forgotten to close their pulses, and there is a violent "crackling" sound that the keyboard is about to be messed up.

Half an hour passed, and I felt that there were fewer and fewer people fighting, and it turned out that Xiaoyao Yunshi and E Yinghan had no money in place, and the two of them continued to ignite the fire from the resurrection, and ran back and forth a few times......

There is one less person, and this time it looks unbearable.

I'm angry and want to smash the mouse... Poor Baba has been guarding a boss for most of the night, how can he lose it?

It's just a cat to lose a monster, but how can you swallow this breath!

The big guy on the other side called the ghost let out a smug laugh, but almost all of his own numbers had no money to be resurrected, and suddenly he was so depressed that he couldn't express it in words.

Suddenly, a line of words popped up in the gang chat bar......

Short-tailed Loach: Brothers, where are you, coordinates, speed! I'm coming!

Joy fell from the sky......

E Yinghan: 112. 45。 (Note: Map coordinates in the game)

Loose rhymes: 113. 47。

Ugly: 115. 49。

... The other was still struggling alone, just got up and was knocked down, and immediately got up again, extremely brave, and had no spare time to send coordinates......

Looking at the words "I'm coming, I'll be there soon" on the screen, I felt a cordiality that I had never felt before! One by one, I was so excited that I almost burst into tears.

The number of people is equal, but the brave man who meets on the narrow road wins, and the opposite side is proud, but he didn't expect our reinforcements to come again, and he was suddenly a little caught off guard.

Both sides gritted their teeth and dried for a while, and the other party's people finally all lay on the ground and couldn't get up again, and the boss also shed the last drop of blood in fun.

So he stepped on the other party's "corpse", grabbed gold and silver at the top of his ass......

Later, one day, poor him was instructed by the leader to inspect the construction site, but he accidentally stepped on the air, fell a big butt, and broke his leg.

People say that after a hundred days of breaking his muscles and bones, he can't go to work, so he has to play games with paid peace of mind to kill the lonely time in his life.

It's also a coincidence.,The news in the zz chat software said that they were going to merge the area immediately.,So,There are suddenly a lot more trumpets in the security area that are rarely seen.。

During the day and night, there are always guests in the zz who come to visit the door: "I'm Tian Boguang sky in District 124, let's join the district and kill the other side, how about it?"

He added a long string of English letters to the name "Tian Boguang", indicating that he was not the only one named Tian Boguang in the server.

I can't help but feel a little strange in my heart: how can the name of a flower thief be so sought-after?

Someone is starting to speak:

"Do you guys have a lot of beautiful women?"

"Oh, I'm the women's captain, I'm annoyed every day...... I'm going to live or die!"

"You're so happy that you want to live or die, aren't you? You pretending to be a b! Whoever wants to be the captain of the women?"

"Don't be seer, Tian Boguang later became a monk, so he had to quit ......"

"Don't talk about all that uselessness, let me ask a few words! Hey, Tian Boguang, what is your level? How's the equipment?"

"How many people are on the list? Is the king in your hands?

"How many of you are together, and how many are always online?"

"Are you afraid of death in a fight, do you dare to die? I can say it first, don't be afraid of death!"

...... Wait, wait.

There are always people who have bad tastes, and they are endless. And if you ask such a thing, it must be a guy in the union who has relatively poor combat power and always runs away in ordinary fights.

In the end, the big guy Flying Flame Invincible asked a very realistic question: Do you have a powerful commander over there?

This trouble has plagued our gang for a long time.

Every time there is a city battle or a national war, the opponent's number, equipment, and combat power are obviously inferior to our boss. However, they were in a tight formation, well-founded in advance and retreat, and acted in unison, and we were all over the ground looking for teeth in many, many beatings......

Later, someone who was able to sneak in with their zz shamefully went over and eavesdropped, only to bring back the shocking news: Oops, good fellows, they have a particularly passionate conductor!

Can you find a way to poach people? Many players are reluctant to ask.

No! This person makes a broken name, and he usually doesn't play at all, but he will command the city war or the national war. The man replied.

What should we do? Could it be that we are still blind as before, right?

Or, ugly girl, you're going to try to command?

I have Mandarin in the south, and I have a duck voice, no.

In addition, a person who is a conductor must not only be able to strategize in the midst of the battle and win a decisive victory thousands of miles away, but also be particularly able to shout, be particularly passionate, and have a voice that can fan the wind and ignite the fire. Just like me, you can pull it down!

No, no, last time the four of us went to rob the military rations, didn't you shout a few times and beat the 6 high-level battles on the opposite side?

Is there such a thing?... Oh, that time, that time I was bullied, I was angry for a while, and I played at a super level, it was a pure accident!

Then, the big guy complained in the chat software: Nai's a hammer! A large group of big men, and a few shocking beauties, none of them can come out and roar a few voices?

No, no, no, this is a scarce resource......

Even if there are one or two talents who can barely make a cameo appearance, if the husband at home doesn't let them shout, or there is an eighty-year-old mother in the house who wants to sleep, or a game that is secretly played during the night shift, they can't open the pulse......

The guests who came to form a gang listened to the chaotic noise in the chat software, and immediately deflated and quietly slipped away.

Then there was a "Wang Yuyan" in the zz hall, saying that she wanted a horse clip, and wanted to come down to talk to everyone.

There was a yellow horse clip hurriedly went up and pulled the person down, as soon as Wang Yuyan spoke, everyone was shocked: Yo ho, a very crisp female voice!

At this time, everyone's interest was even higher, many people grabbed the pulse, and the zz became a pot of porridge, and the steward hurriedly set most of the people as "dumb", and only a few "yellow horses" could speak.

Flying Flame Invincible began to put on the momentum of a big man, pinching his throat, pretending to sing and say big words in a high tone, what is our goal is to dominate the subdued, to put so-and-so, and so-and-so...... Fight so much that you can't get up on the ground until you have no opponent in the world.

Many people blushed secretly, but anyway, they only heard their voices in the chat software, and they didn't see them, and they didn't need to bear any responsibility.......

In the end, this matter was resolved, although the districts have not yet been united, we have a beautiful conductor since then.