Chapter 136: The Miserable Life of Spirit Beast Mountain
If it doesn't exist, it is impossible to mow the grass in this life! Li Xuan snorted coldly, took out the spirit rhino sword, pointed to the sky, and shouted, "The sky is vast and the sky is vast, and the spirit sword comes out to slaughter cattle and sheep!"
Uncle Turtle's eyes lit up, stared at the Spirit Sword, and said, "This can be changed to a cylinder!"
"Three points of the world!" Li Xuan shouted, the momentum of the Spirit Rhino Sword soared, and the incomparable sword qi pointed directly at the giant elephant, slashing over like lightning! At the same time, the three Spirit Qi Transformation Swords directly locked the elephant's trunk!
The giant elephant stomped its feet violently and disappeared directly in place, Li Xuan was shocked, and the naked eye did not catch the figure of the giant elephant at all! As soon as the Broken Eye, True Divine Pupil was sacrificed, Li Xuan felt a tightness all over his body, and hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute!"
Li Xuan was directly smashed to the ground, and the bones all over his body were shattered instantly, and the system uncle began to broadcast again, "If you don't work hard in cultivation, you will be sad if you are beaten!"
As soon as the mind moved, the cyan beads began to nourish the body, and as it entered the agile period, the urging of vitality became more and more skillful, and the body recovered almost instantly!
Before Li Xuan could react, he saw a mountain hurriedly stepping towards him, and immediately shouted, "I surrender! I apologize! I mow the grass!"
Li Xuan began his regular life, mowing the grass in the early morning, cutting the grass in the morning, cutting the grass at noon, cutting the grass in the afternoon, cutting the grass at night, and mowing the grass late at night! He scolded while mowing the grass, this grass belongs to Noxus! It is so hard!
"Hurry up, Edmund is going to finish eating!"
Eat, eat, eat, Nima knows how to eat! You deserve to be so fat and can't find a wife! Li Xuan hated that in his heart, no, my brother is here to cultivate immortals, not to be a breeder!
He took out a piece of barbecue meat, shook it in front of Edmund the giant elephant, and said, "Freshly baked barbecue!
Edmund smiled, "Elephants are vegetarians!"
Li Xuan didn't give up, patted the elephant's trunk, and started an inducing conversation, "Edmond, do you have any dreams?"
Edmund was full of food and his heart was full of joy, "Ang~ My dream is that someone will mow the grass for me every day!"
Li Xuan pursed his lips and looked at Edmund with disdain, "As an elephant, you should have many dreams, right?"
Edmund smiled, "Ang~ The second dream is to have endless grass!"
If you hadn't been able to beat it, Li Xuan would have almost sacrificed three points of the world to fight with it! "Do you have a wife and children?"
"Ang~ I'm a mother!"
"Do you have a baby?"
"Why do you have a baby? The grass still scores half of it!"
Li Xuan didn't want to speak, thought for a long time, and said, "Do you know? Eat less and eat more to get better! Pay attention to rest! You can't just eat vegetarian, you have to eat some meat if you have nothing to do! What does it mean, that is, you don't just know how to eat 24 hours a day! Let me take a break! And you can't run without exercising and growing fat, do you know?"
Edmund nodded, "Ang~ come and practice!"
Li Xuan's mentality exploded, "Isn't it normal that there is not a single animal in this spirit beast garden?" As soon as the words fell, countless spirit beasts flew out and greeted Li Xuan in a friendly manner, with a hint of pity in their eyes! Li Xuan didn't have to mow the grass when he came!
Li Xuan looked at the many demon beasts that continued to eat grass with a speechless face, and his heart was extremely contemptuous, he patted the lion's head and whispered, "Hey, you are known as the king of the grassland, why are you a vegetarian?"
The lion burst into tears, glanced at the elephant, and cried, "Do you think I'm willing?"
Li Xuan smiled and whispered, "Won't you be able to eat meat if you kill it?" Remember, how bold and productive people are!
The lion swallowed a huge amount of spirit grass in one bite and said with a smile, "I wish you success!"
What a piece of garbage! Li Xuan's heart almost collapsed, he walked up to the giant elephant slowly, helped it comb its nose, and put the flea uncle in its nostrils while it was unprepared, and communicated, "You're welcome!"
Uncle Flea strongly condemned, "It's too hard, I can't move!"
How is this good? It doesn't work if the baby sucks it without a wound! This elephant skin is so hard that he has no friends! Could it be that he will never come out? Li Xuan's tears are like a spring, and he quickly recovers as before, he can't be so decadent! "Emily, although you are a very dick, you have to be one with these spirit beasts!
As soon as Edmund turned around, all the spirit beasts hurriedly said, "We're on good terms! You can cut your grass! We don't have to worry about you! Rest your anger!"
A month later, Li Xuan was lying on the ground, only feeling that his whole body was sore, and he couldn't lift his strength, "No, no, no, I really can't cut it!"
Li Xuan roared weakly, his eyes rolled, "Edmund, fighting the * landlord * lord?"
"Don't fight, I'm going to eat grass!"
"Don't be too busy refusing!" Li Xuan cut out a deck of pokers with grass in minutes, and smiled, "Look, this is the king's ......"
The giant elephant smashed the spirit grass with one foot and shouted, "I am the king!"
"No, this king...... According to you, according to you, let's draw elephants!" Li Xuan began to carve again, and a strong elephant was lifelike! No, if it wasn't lifelike, he would die in a few minutes! He said beautifully, "The big king presses the little king, the little king presses the second, play? Come on, do some entertainment!"
One person sat down on the spot, Li Xuan's face darkened, "Can you get a little smaller, you peek at my cards like this, and you need one to play!"
"Hachi, you're coming!"
A turtle crawled out slowly, and its shell miraculously returned to its peak! It smiled and said, "Yes! But don't rush!"
With a bang, the turtle actually sat up, and then its paws changed into the shape of a human hand, and Edmond Ang's voice turned into a chubby child, but this nose was a little long, and it was so unhappy to shake it around!
Li Xuan looked at the two elephants in his hands, frowned, Hulala took out the five-grade spirit rhino sword, and put it on the ground, "Call the landlord!
Emily and Hachi's faces darkened, "What do you mean?"
"There has to be a bet!" Li Xuan pursed his lips, "Otherwise, it's boring!"
Li Xuan has Li Xuan's consideration, is he willing to give up the Spirit Rhino Sword? But it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to let the cheap master help after losing!
Edmund looked confused: "Which spirit beast did you see with a spirit weapon?"
"Damn!" Li Xuan said uncomfortably, "What should I do?"
Edmund's mouth opened open, revealing two sharp teeth, which looked quite scary, only to see him grab one of them, squeak and break it, and glanced at Hachi, who began to take out a bowl and vomit blood!
Edmund was suddenly unhappy, "How much is your bowl of blood worth?
Li Xuan also vomited a mouthful of blood!
"What should I do then?" Hachi looked at the four twos in his hand, and his heart was unhappy!
"Put more!"
"No!" Xiao Batou shook like a rattle, "My blood can carry a trace of Xuanwu blood, which is extremely precious!"
"Ang~ Is it okay to have a face, what's there, it's been diluted for countless generations, hurry up, boy, get a basin!"
Li Xuan smiled, Xuanwu or something, what a cow, he directly took out the Dan furnace, and put it on the ground, the turtle Xiaoba was immediately unhappy, "No, you pretend to be dissatisfied with slaughtering me, that's it, love to play or not!"
Li Xuan was about to grab the hole cards, Edmund let out a long roar, and took advantage of Li Xuan's distraction to grab the hole cards, "I want this landlord!"
"Hey! You can't be reckless when you play cards, it's obviously my landlord!" Li Xuan suddenly exploded on the spot, "What are my two kings!"
"Rub, that's great!" the turtle grinned, "I have four twos!"
Emily sighed, "I'm sorry I misremembered, let's do it all over again!"
I'm **you**!Li Xuan and Turtle Xiaoba's hearts were dripping blood, especially Li Xuan, who had never been so eager to enter the Spirit Sky Realm!
You must be patient when playing cards with Xiaoba! Li Xuan was very patient, and when he finished playing cards, he immediately laughed. Just kidding, when he was seven years old, he was the second landlord in the village! The first place was his father!
He picked up the bowl and drank it all, and as soon as the blood entered his abdomen, he felt like spring all over his body, and at this time, the blood had begun to boil, and all the cells let out an incomparable cry.
In the sea of knowledge, a trace of green silk thread was confiscated by the system uncle, and Li Xuan didn't say anything, the cyan beads were greatly strengthened after being moistened by the turtle's essence blood!
What's even more strange is that the flesh seems to have changed a little, as if it is stronger! He picked up the ivory again and looked at it, this thing is curved, like chicken ribs, but it is born out of nothing!
"Again?" Li Xuan glanced tentatively at Edmund, who snorted coldly, "If I lose again, the two of you will probably die in the first place!"