Chapter 36: The Male God of Song (Three Watches)
When Xue Zha looked at the girl opposite, the girl on the bamboo raft was also looking at him.
The two spoke almost at the same time.
"Do you know where to get a plate?"
"How do you know there's a plate around here?"
The former voice was Xue Zha's, and the latter was the girl's.
Xue Zha felt that this girl not only had a good figure and a beautiful person, but also had a crisp and beautiful voice.
At this time, Sun Banxian had already stepped aside with interest, his eyesight was very good, and the way the son looked at this girl now was not right, it was not like the fiery look of the boss lady at all, like the cunning of a wolf when he saw his prey from a distance.
Xue Zha noticed Sun Banxian's tiptoe back, and the girl on the bamboo raft also looked at him.
"Hey, that bearded old man, what are you running?"
As the girl spoke, she lifted the penny inserted into the mud and threw it far away, and several mud dots caught up with Sun Banxian's buttocks.
Sun Banxian didn't dare to look back, he was afraid that he would spoil the good deeds of his son, so he ran with his head bored, and the two hands went back to touch his butt and wipe the mud.
This scene was very funny, the girl covered her mouth and giggled when she saw it, she glanced at the stunned Xue Zha: "What do you see, believe it or not, I gouged out your eyeballs?"
Xue Zha oh oh twice, he hurriedly pointed to Sun Banxian, who was about to run away without a shadow, and said: "He told me that in Ruzi Village on the bank of the Daliu River, there is a literary disk, which is said to be left by a founding poet, and the plate is also engraved with the famous works of that poet. ”
"Oh...... Then I know, come with me, I'll take you. ”
As she spoke, the girl tapped the bamboo raft at her feet with a penny and invited happily.
Xue Zha was pleasantly surprised, but his face was silent, and he scratched his head a little embarrassedly and asked, "Is this ...... Isn't that good?"
"At my age, at your age, I'm going to be seen by the people in your village, then ......"
"Why are you so troublesome! My girl's family didn't say anything, why are you stunned? Come on, come up, come up, or I'll go!"
The girl said, and was about to prop up the penny and paddle to the middle of the river, Xue Zhe beckoned, he seemed to jump on the bamboo raft and seemed to dare, and the girl bent down with a smile.
"It's more troublesome than us women, come on...... No one dares to say that I'm Qin Yue'er!"
At this time, Qin Yue'er had already partially walked the bamboo raft in the direction of the center of the river, she held the penny with one hand and stretched out to Xue Zha on the shore, Xue Zha grabbed it with one hand, he didn't hesitate, and whispered an idiom [climbing steadily] in his mouth, and in an instant, he was like one with the penny, and he jumped onto the bamboo raft along a section of bamboo, and landed firmly behind Qin Yue'er, just standing firmly on the bamboo raft with her left and right.
In the distance, Sun Banxian sneaked a look over here, he chewed his teeth and smiled and said: "Childe, Childe, I'll just say why you didn't sleep for half a night and took a cold shower early in the morning and didn't take the initiative to find the boss lady, it turns out that you like pure young chicks!"
Xue Zha's ears moved, he pretended not to have heard anything, and made a note in his heart for Sun Banxian, planning to go back and clean up this old liar.
Xue Zha stood on the bamboo raft, watching Qin Yue'er get down the ground and drive the bamboo raft down the river, he asked curiously: "Aren't you tired, girl? Do you want me to ...... for you?"
"You, with thin arms and legs, you cultural people can't do this. ”
Qin Yue'er refused without saving him face at all, which immediately hurt the manly heart of Xue Zha, who was a man in two lives.
He stretched out his hand to grab the penny, Qin Yue'er pouted and gave it to him and said, "Don't capsize, let me take a sip of river water and let you feed Wang Ba!"
"Ugh!"
Xue Zha rubbed his nose with the back of his hand, and he said in his heart: If you want to be a hero to save the beauty, you have to ...... It's still a small life!
Xue Zha actually didn't know how to hold a bamboo raft, but fortunately, he looked at it twice just now, his current body was not the powerless graduate student in his previous life after experiencing the Wen Qi quenching last night, he even felt really open-minded, what else could he do if he could press Qin Yue'er into the river with one pounce!
It's just that as soon as he had this idea, he heard Qin Yue'er beside him say: "Okay, okay, it's here, it's here! Go down quickly, go down, see it, it's in the grass house over there." ”
Xue Zha was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously swept his gaze to the shore: "No...... Nothing!"
said that it was too late, Qin Yue'er took the opportunity to snatch back the penny, and gently swung it in the river, the bamboo raft under her feet swayed leisurely, a small wave rose, and Xue Zha's figure fell backwards.
"Oh my mother!"
Xue Zha could have used the power of idioms not to fall into the water, but he suddenly thought of an anti-routine - a beautiful woman saves the hero, so he really made himself a useless cultural person, and planted himself into the river with a pop.
But Xue Zhe also made a heart, at the moment he fell into the water, he covered up the sound of splashing water, and softly spit out an idiom: [like a fish in water], in an instant, he only felt that his two legs were as flexible as a fishtail, and his body could stretch and swing freely in the water.
In order to act like this, Xue Zha began to stretch out his arms and kick his legs, making a bigger and bigger splash.
"Hey...... Hey, help me, girl, save me, I can't swim!"
Qin Yue'er looked at Xue Zhe who was fluttering in the river again, she curled her mouth and said, "Let you have bad thoughts about Yue'er, don't let you really feed Wang Ba, I want you to drink a few more sips of water from the Daliu River!"
Xue Zha heard her voice to herself, and said in her heart: A woman's sixth sense is too terrible!
But the more difficult it was to get, the more he wanted to get close to Qin Yue'er.
Involuntarily, Xue Zha remembered the song used by a famous flirting girl on Earth: "I can't forget the first time I saw you, a pair of charming eyes, in my mind, your figure can't be dispersed." ”
"You are in my mind's eye...... Hold your hands and feel that your tenderness is really a little breathless. I want to cherish your innocence, and I will be sad to see you wronged!"
Xue Zha thought about it and sang it directly, he just hummed lightly at first, seeing that Qin Yue'er was so engrossed in listening that he didn't even notice it, I don't know when Xue Zha stopped fluttering.
He smiled and continued to sing: "I'm afraid that I will fall in love with you, and I don't dare to let myself get too close, I'm afraid that I will not be able to give you anything, and it takes courage to love you!"
"I'm afraid that I will fall in love with you, maybe one day I can't help it, I miss only making myself miserable, I have no choice but to fall in love with you!"
Xue Zha sang and sang, and when he saw Qin Yue'er's face turn red, he said in his heart: Didn't I find out that I was a male god of the song department in my last life?
Unexpectedly, the next moment, there was a whining wind, and a long penny smashed down with his head, and with a bang, it wasn't that Xue Zha had to rush into the water when he saw the opportunity, and his head probably had to bloom in Qin Yue'er.
A burst of water bubbles came out, Xue Zha swam a few meters forward, he dived to the surface of the water with his eyes closed, his nose had just poked out, and with a whin, Penny came again, snapped, Xue Zha's face was twitched firmly.
"Kill you as a disciple, dare to tease your aunt and grandmother, believe it or not, your aunt and grandmother let you feed Wang Ba now!"
Qin Yue'er said, the penny in her hand danced wildly, it was like a big green dragon, flying up and down, rushing left and right, and hitting Xue Zha, who was scurrying around the bamboo raft, almost performed [Hugging the Head and Running Rat].
Sun Banxian followed the bamboo raft downstream from a distance, he vaguely heard Qin Yue'er's scolding, and said to himself with a lewd smile: "Childe is childe, and he started bullying girls so soon!" Hehehe, you might as well ask those brothers who sell aphrodisiacs to see if there is anything that can attract young people, if so, ...... Hey, hey, hey!"
In the bushes about ten meters away from the shore, there was a lewd laugh of the old liar, startling a burst of birds and flapping their wings and flying away.