Chapter 109: Tang Mi Fights Wild Boars
The child didn't sleep for three minutes, and the handsome little girl came to be a demon, driving the dry bones to lie on the window cracks, which scared the Taoist priest and screamed.
This Youlan is also very bad, in the middle of the night, he drove the jade bones to the Jade Emperor Temple to scare the disciples of the Kongtong faction.
Today, Sun Gaodao came to beg for wine again, and he still didn't give money, which is really annoying. Listening to Sun Gaodao, today Zhao Gaozheng led the other two brothers to do a secret mission, and he stayed alone in the Taoist temple to take care of his family.
For this reason, Yulan decided to scare him.
In the middle of the night, she let the jade bones hang on the window lattice on the second floor of the Jade Emperor Temple, and then she released the gold thread and knocked on the window.
Slowly three "bang, bang, bang".
Soon after, the drunken and hazy Sun Gaodao cursed, came to open the window, and a skeleton hung in the window, which scared him so much that he ran away, and then heard the sound of knocking over tables, chairs, benches, pots and pans.
At this time, Yulan left with a wicked smile.
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As soon as the morning dawned, Youlan got up, hugged the little civet cat, followed by Tang Xiaofeng, and came to the Wang's tailor shop on South Third Street.
This tailor's shop is actually a ready-to-wear shop, and there are some ready-made clothes, most of which are sold to the poor, coarse fabrics, and some even patchwork of cloth.
Tailor Wang is also a well-known chicken thief, a cheap mouth, and every touch is a matter of money. This man has lost his money.
Compared with the chicken thief, Yulan has never been afraid of anyone who will die.
She bought a coarse cloth hooded jacket, a pair of trousers, a pair of boots, and a pair of gloves, all of which were the cheapest, and the largest.
Tailor Wang was puzzled: "Sister You, this is the clothes you bought for your subordinates?"
"Yes. ”
"Hey, let our little old man say more, these you bought, even if they are for the next person to wear, they are really too shabby, I am afraid that the value of the owner will be lost. ”
Yulan shrugged his shoulders and wanted to say to Tailor Wang, "I'm wearing the skeleton of a skeleton, do you think it will feel cold?"
His eyes rolled, and he felt that there was no need to talk nonsense with him, so he threw two hundred dollars to the tailor Wang and left. Tailor Wang shook his head vigorously, muttering something with a calm face.
After going home, he put this set of clothes on Yu Huagu's body, and Yu Lan hugged his shoulders and looked at it, thinking that it was quite suitable.
This skeleton is tall and big, and it looks quite handsome when it is clothed, but this face is too scary, and Yulan looks at the skeleton and wants to put a copper mask on it.
"This man must have been very good-looking when he was alive. Yulan reached out and rubbed the skull's cheekbones.
"Lan Lan, what are you doing?"
Tang Xiaomi happened to pass by and craned her neck to look at Youlan: "I can tell you, don't put this thing in the bedroom, it's scary." ”
After saying that, Tang Xiaomi left, she has always been mysterious in the past two days, and said that she was going out to hunt and catch a few rabbits back, and she didn't know what she wanted to do.
Ignoring Tang Xiaomi, Youlan took Tang Xiaofeng to South Third Street again and found Blacksmith Liu.
Blacksmith Liu was witty and enthusiastic, and asked Youlan what he commanded?
You Lan didn't speak, took out a portrait and handed it to Blacksmith Liu.
Blacksmith Liu took it and looked at it, shrank his neck in fright, and asked suspiciously: "Sister You, what do you mean by this? ”
How can there be a sea in the Hexi area!
Hearing this, You Lanjiao couldn't stop laughing, and said, "I'm asking you to follow this skeleton and put a mask on it, I want the whole face, even the ears." ”
Blacksmith Liu was confused and said, "How can a skeleton have ears?"
No wonder Blacksmith Liu was confused, he had never heard of making masks for skeletons in his life.
Yulan could understand, so he didn't say anything to him, but took a portrait according to the shape of the skeleton's face.
"Well, you can mask me according to this face, and if you do it well, you will be rewarded, and if you don't beat it well, you will not be given a single one. ”
At this time, Blacksmith Liu was relieved and said confidently: "Oh, what am I going to do when you, isn't it just to make a fake face." In the early years, Wang Er was stunned and his third uncle was burned in the face, and his mask was beaten by me. You came to me for this, but you have found the right person, and no one is better at beating this thin copper skin than me. Wang Er was stunned and his third uncle put on a mask made by me, and others said that they looked much better than before. ”
"Then how ugly was his third uncle before?" You Lan sneered.
"Well, it's ugly, disfigured and rebuilt. ”
"Hahahaha!"
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"Jingle bell", the mask is ready.
Of course, it's not something that can be done in a day.
On the third day, Youlan walked with light steps again, still followed by Tang Xiaofeng.
Handsome men and beautiful women, now the two of them have become a scenery in Jiuquan City.
In order to prevent her from reducing her attractiveness, You Lan only said that Tang Xiaofeng was Tang Xiaomi's cousin and her cousin, and also claimed that she wanted to find a daughter-in-law for her cousin.
When others saw that Tang Xiaofeng and Tang Xiaomi had similar names, similar body shapes (wide shoulders and long legs), and even similar skin colors, they all believed it.
As soon as the rumors came out, those yo-yo girls in Jiuquan who liked to look at beautiful men, thinking that they still had a chance, ran out from time to time to peek, hiding in the corner, hiding next to trees, hiding behind curtains, hiding in haystacks, hiding in the crowd and pretending to buy vegetables, these did not escape Youlan's tricky eyes.
"Is the mask ready?"
"It's ready, come and see!"
"No, no, not handsome enough. ”
Men and women have different perspectives, and Blacksmith Liu didn't argue with Youlan, but just asked, "Do you think it's not appropriate there?"
"The nose is a little higher, the face is a little thinner, and the brow bones are a little more prominent. ”
Jingle bell.
The supervisor of Youlan worked for an hour, beating repeatedly, but he was satisfied, and gave Blacksmith Liu three coins of silver.
When I returned home, I found that Tang Xiaomi was gone, and when I inquired, I found out that she had taken a pool of Xiaoni and Yue Caidan to hunt. Before leaving, he made a bold statement that he would come back from hunting a wild boar.
It seems that Tang Xiaomi is not joking, she even carried Wu Song's iron flat shoulder.
When he returned to the house, he found that the jade bones were gone, and asked Wu Song, where did the jade bones go?
Wu Song said, let Xiaomi drop it from the third floor, I heard a bang from behind just now, and I don't know where she threw it, and I didn't look at it.
"Damn it!"
Youlan cursed, walked out, came to the backyard, and saw the jade bones stuck in the firewood pile with their heads down, this guy was also strong, fell down from the third floor, nothing happened, but the newly bought cheap clothes were a little torn.
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Qilian Mountain, Black Wind Mouth.
A huge black-maned wild boar, at first glance, is four hundred pounds, like a calf.
"Rush the duck!"
Tang Xiaomi's forehead was covered with black lines, and his eyes were full of ferociousness, jumping up, brandishing a big stick, and running towards the fang.
"The dragon is in the sky!"
"Don't use the hidden dragon!"
"Dragons fight in the wild!"
"Kanglong has regrets!"
"Oops, no, didn't stun it!"
"Sister Tang, you're too light, run to the trap!" shouted Qingtan Xiaoni.
"Whew!" the wild boar was taking a nap in the sun, and was beaten for no reason, and in a rage, it jumped away from all four hooves and came after him.
"Poof!"
"Hahahaha!" Tang Xiaomi, standing at the entrance of the cave with his waist pinched, pointed at the fang, and laughed: "Teach you to be arrogant again! ”
Tang Xiaomi dropped a piece of cassava, and the pig looked at it, and out of instinct, he really ate it.
Soon after, the pig foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyelids.
Tang Mi jumped down, took out a gray pill, and used his true qi to smooth it into its stomach.
Then he jumped out of the trap and sat on it to watch the boar behave.
Soon after, the boar kicked his leg and died.