"Pavilion Master Shen, everything is ready for you, you come with me" The runner walked back from the backyard and led Shen Shanhe out of the main entrance

The two walked to the back door of the tavern, where a carriage was parked, and a child of thirteen or fourteen years old was standing beside the carriage waiting for them

"You bought a bit more vegetables, put them in the carriage for you, and the beans drove you over. There's still a little room on the bus, so you can get in the car and rest."

The runner walked to the front of the carriage and spoke

"I haven't been in a carriage yet, I'm not used to it. Beans, you drive your car, I'll follow" Shen Shanhe said

Douzi jumped on the saddle, waved the whip, the carriage moved slowly, and Shen Shanhe followed the car and walked slowly, this smell is really fragrant

After waiting for Lin Fang, Douzi put the dishes on the table and left in the carriage

"Everyone tastes it, the dishes made by brave people" Shen Shanhe began to eat like a storm after a sentence

Everyone laughed and started to move, all the chopsticks were rushing to the meat and vegetables, fighting was a physically demanding job, and talking was a brain-consuming job

They were so hungry that they wanted to gobble up the table before, and now they are even more exaggerated. Even if it's the only woman on the table, Qin Wan

She also ate and drank in large gulps regardless of her image, and she didn't bother to get rid of some rice mixed with her clothes

"We are like this now, like a good man on Liangshan," Shen Shanhe said vaguely

"Like, eat a lot of meat, drink a big bowl, life should be like this" Chu Xing definitely ate a little more elegantly, and his words were clearer

"Hero, go to the southwest with me, are you afraid?"

"What's so scary, do heroes have something to be afraid of?

"Here, man, eat a chicken leg. You've got to get fatter, and if we become poor again, we'll throw you on the board for some silver flowers."

"Master, if I were a pig, you would be my master, and you would be a pig. I think your brain is broken when you eat suckling pig."

"This pig's trotters are so fragrant, and there are chewing heads, none of you are allowed to rob it, the hind hooves are given to you, I want the front hooves, and make a lot of money"

"You believe in this thing, it's crazy."

"I don't know who it is, I bite my teeth on the table when I sleep at night, and when I look at it the next morning, I sleep with the table in my arms, and my saliva is flowing all over the ground, and what is on my mouth is really delicious."

"Master, you want to be like this, you have eaten grass, and let me eat it. You know the herb, you can eat it for a few days without hunger, I really believe in your ghost."

"Do you know how bad you are after eating and vomiting and diarrhea?

"I also eat it with the skin, it's nutritious, I almost lost all my teeth in one bite, you have a big basket of spare."

Chu Xingjue grabbed the roast mutton in one hand and the wine bowl in the other, foaming at the mouth with his mouth

"The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, don't mention the courage of the year, you want to do it again, do you believe it or not, the master's fist as big as a casserole hits you all over the ground looking for teeth"

"Eh, you try to uproot the weeping willow for me"

"I'm done, go make some tea, you eat slowly" Qin Wan got up and went to the backyard, and a table of men continued to joke with each other

Even the always calm ink dye told jokes, and the wrinkles on his face were laughing together

"Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was an old man on the mountain who killed Mo Ran just arrived here, and was taken over by Shen Shanhe, "The old monk also has an apprentice, called He Kill."

"No, no, the old monk had a whim, our Buddha sacrificed his life to feed the eagle. Now, in the middle of summer, if I sacrifice my life to feed mosquitoes, will I be able to become a Buddha?"

"This old monk does it, there are quite a lot of mosquitoes on the mountain, Hula crawled all over, bites all the bags, endured half the night, the old monk really can't help it"

His left and right hands slapped indiscriminately, and he found herbs and applied them to his body. As soon as he went out on the second, the old monk bumped into another one in the mountain

"The old monk wants to sacrifice himself to feed the mosquitoes and become a Buddha on the ground, and the monks of the whole mountain know about it, but just now, the old monk went out with herbs"

Then the monk asked, don't you want to sacrifice yourself to feed mosquitoes, how do you apply herbs? Last night, I heard the sound of slapping and patting."

"Mosquitoes are also a life, if you don't become a Buddha, you won't become a Buddha, why bother to shoot them to death, smear herbs to kill mosquitoes, you can't become a Buddha."

"Old monk, these mosquitoes are insatiable, and they still want to eat after eating" Mo Ran laughed wildly after he finished speaking

"Don't give this joke to the monk, it's easy to be beaten" Shen Shanhe laughed, the monk listened, he didn't have to work hard, the sarcasm was really ruthless

"I'll tell you a joke in the compound, a joke that can anger the master, pay attention, it's the master, the master from all walks of life."

Chu Xingjue opened his mouth and took over the conversation

"Don't sell it, you can take it easy, just see if I beat you after you're done," Shen Shanhe said

"This is still a joke, don't take it seriously, it's none of your business, Master," Chu Xingjue said with a smile

"Oh oh, then you"

"It's ancient, there is an old pedant, surnamed Li, called Li Xiulian. In a foreigner's house surnamed Zhao, he taught the son of the Zhao family to read"

"The son of the Zhao family is only seven or eight years old, which is the age of enlightenment. Enlightenment for children starts with the three-character classic, the hundred family names, and the thousand-character text."

After Li Xiulian finished teaching the three-character scripture, he began to hand over hundreds of family names. Li Xiulian is ah, Zhao Qian Sun Li. Maybe Li Xiulian is a little old, and his teeth are a little leaky, and Zhao Gongzi heard that Zhao Qian gave birth to you"

"Zhao Gongzi pondered, how can people have the surname you, it should be me, just open your mouth, Zhao Qian gave birth to me"

"Li Xiulian hurriedly opened his mouth to correct, it's not me, it's Sun Li, it's Zhao Qian and Sun Li"

"That's right, Zhao Qian gave birth to you, gave birth to me"

"It's not Zhao Qian who gave birth to me, it's Zhao Qian Sun Li. Li Xiulian is half a word, Zhao Gongzi or Zhao Qian gave birth to me, Li Xiulian has no choice but to break the gluttonous stuffing"

"Zhao, it's your family's surname, aren't you surnamed Zhao. Money, that is, silver, spent in vain, what your father gives me every month, called money, your family has a big business, not bad money"

"Sun, that is, in the future, if you have a son, your father will call your son grandson. I, Master, my surname is Li, and my name is Li Xiulian, which is this Li. Do you understand the plum you ate?"

"Zhao Gongzi nodded, Li Xiulian will do it again for you"

"Zhao Gongzi blinked his eyes and said, my surname is Zhao, my family is very rich, and I have a grandson named Li Xiulian"

"It's over?" Shen Shanhe said unfinished

"It's over, jokes, listen to a lot of fun, a lot of them have no beginning or end. The one with a beginning and an end is called a story, and the one with no details is called a masterpiece."

"You listen to a joke, I still have to tell the beginning and the end, reasonable, and the details are clear to you, then this joke is not easy to tell"

"I've never heard a joke as long as a storybook, it's short. Attention, when you can concentrate, not long, jokes don't need much thought"

"If you really want to make a joke of thousands of words, it must be a loop, not necessarily which word, which sentence is the laughing point, and you have to think, how troublesome it is"

"When people are happy, it is easy to think about this joke, what was before, what they forgot is all gone. One inch short and one inch risk. Jokes, rely on shortness and concentration to win"

"Just like this wine, the higher the degree, the more concentrated, the joke is highly concentrated, it explodes in an instant, and it doesn't heat your thin water"

"Three or two sentences, one music, it's over. My jokes are long, in fact, they can be cut, but if they are deleted, there will be no process of old pedants hating iron and not steel."

Chu Xingjue shook his head, like an old pedant, his hands dangled from side to side in front of his chin, this is to have a beard, it is estimated that he will have to touch it twice

"Chu said okay, and there were people pulling him when he was beaten. There are not so many rules in our martial arts hall, you can talk about it as you want."

"I kind of know why you like Li Yu, do you also like Song Huizong?" Shen Shanhe teased

"You can't have both fish and bear's paws. Who doesn't want to be all-round in civil and military affairs, go to Marco to write in the army, and get off to fight fanatics. A lot of things that I couldn't do before."

"Now that I'm in the rivers and lakes, I can do it. In this life, what can people do, what they will do, sometimes it is predestined."

Chu Xingjue took the tea handed over by Qin Wan, blew it, and took a shallow sip

"It's still a long life, I'll go out for a while, and see how strong the thousand-character Xiongwen is" Shen Shanhe said, but his mouth kept stopping, and a piece of chicken was stuffed into his mouth again

"I thought you forgot, let's look at the tide of the sea, just for that eternal heroic article, if you don't wait, when the tide is surging, there will be the momentum of domination"

Chu Xing said slowly

"Don't wait, the tide is surging, I've waited for so long, it's nothing, wait any longer, the cucumber dishes are cold"

"Cucumber vegetables are inherently cold"

"I ate the hot cucumber, cut it into slices and boiled it."

"You are Master, so it makes sense. Eat enough, rest for a while and go again"

"When you are full, you just go out for a walk, and walk a hundred steps after dinner to live to ninety-nine. You're like this, I think about it, how lazy you are"

"After eating, you jumped for me, and you let go of the martial arts practice. Like this, if Master can't pull away, what can you do?"

Shen Shanhe was a little embarrassed after finishing, at that time, he only took Xue Hongtu, but he forgot about Chu Xingjue, but fortunately, the coachman didn't forget him

If you have time, you have to thank the coachman, this should be what the court looks like. When the people are in trouble, no one will be left behind

"Okay, I'll jump and go, and I will become a toad in the future, and Chu Xingjue grinned

"You are invincible like this, you are invincible, where can you put the master" Shen Shanhe reluctantly leaned on the chair and drank a bowl of tea, he really couldn't eat it

"I'm invincible, you're the most invincible. When the time comes, your local martial arts hall will be the first martial arts hall, whether you are domineering enough"

Chu Xing said with a grin

"Domineering, let's go, go out for a walk"

After Shen Shanhe finished, he got up and shook his body, his stomach bulged, and he slowly walked towards the door step by step

Chu Xingjue also got up slowly, followed Shen Shanhe, the two walked forward slowly, Mo Ran went to the backyard to continue brewing, and Qin Wan cleaned up the messy table

Only the old man Zhou, still holding the counter, holding the wine jar in his hand, saliva flowed all over the ground, looking at the smiling appearance, as if he was dreaming of something...